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Felabrity:
Seun who pushed this thing to frontpage?

na so o! so we no get work ? na to come online come Dey read about cuppy toilet paper, colour ?

how is it his daughter b veing issues with d husband without him knowing? how is it her husband's family lodge her in a hotel instead of her going to her father's house to stay? how is it that they lodged her in a hotel without his knowledge? Isn't he going to b part of d people that il ve to resolve the issue with d husband's family? n where r her children? I smell a very big rat here

SEGLIZ:
for the south west, first on the list go learn how to prostrate very well.
that alone might disqualify you, if you end up marrying their daughter you will be tagged an arrogant in-law which might keep working against you, even that you're good person.
secondly don't be pompous with or towards your Yoruba in-laws even the smallest. if you are good mannered you've warm your way though the heart of a Yoruba in-laws.

So if I want to marry from d south west all I ve to do is to prostrate n be of good Manners, I go get wife without spending a dime. I go, go marry Yoruba woman o!

down memory lane. Came to lag for holiday, na so my cousin friend carry us go one plaza for somewhere in festac, guy my money finish dat day, since then I fear game houses o!

[quote author= post=99763359]The critical aspect of marital rite is bride price and it is one thing that is widely acceptable to solidify marriage.
Bride price varies from tribe to tribe and it depends on the custom and tradition of each family.
Some people believe that it is a way to safeguard marriage while others believe, it is a way of selling their children especially the girls cheaply.
But, whatever the case maybe.
It is expected of both families to take rightful steps and decisions when their children are proposing to marry.


Here is a A TYPICAL MARRIAGE LIST IN IGBO LAND.
YORUBAS, do have their list also,
But we are not so sure of the HAUSAS.
Can any Hausas here tell us if you have anything like Bride Price/Marriage List OR what your Bride Price looks like?
Thanks in anticipation.

Ego maternity -N- 1,000
Body cream: lux soap; big towel, 1 each
Ego ogo cherem - 50,000
Yams 20 tubers
Snails 20
Okporoko (stockfish) 1 big tray
For the ngwa efere
Yams 40 pieces
Okporoko - 2
Ukwa anu ewu - 2
Morning rose powder - 24
Pomade - 20
Sugar - 10 packets
Ovaltine - 2 big size
Bar soap - 1 carton
Tablet soap - 1 carton
Tin milk - 1 carton
Bread - 24 loaves
Salt - 2 bags
Rice - 1 bag
Tomatoes tin - 1 carton
Red (palm)oil - 1 tin
Groundnut oil - 1 rubber
Kerosene - 1 tin
Maltina drink - 2 cartons
Soft drink - 6 crates
Onions - 40 bulbs
Ego ala abo - -N- 10,000
Ego nfotu ite - -N- 1000
Big basin - 2
Big umbrella - 2
George material - 2 pieces
Hollandis material - 2 pieces
Blouse material - 2 pieces
Head ties - 2
Wrist watch - 1
shoes - 2 pairs
Big box - 1
Lamp - 1
Hand bag - 1
Nigerian wax - 1 piece
Gold necklace and ear ring - 1 piece
MARRIAGE LIST FOR UMUADA
Section A
8 Kola nuts or cost price
8 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent
8 heads of tobacco with potash
1 Goat for umunna
2 Crates of minerals
1 Carton of maltina
2 Cartons of star beer
1 Carton of Guinness small stout
8 Packets of Benson and Hedges
2 Bottles of Ground snuff
Lump sum (ogwe ego) - -N- 2,000
2 Bottles of seaman's schnapps
Section B
Kola nuts or cash equivalent
20 Gallons of palm wine or cash equivalent
2 Crates of minerals
2 cartons of maltina
2 cartons of Guinness small stout
10 cartons of star beer
One roll of Benson and Hedges
12 Heads of tobacco with potash
4 bottles of seaman's schnapps
4 bottles of ground snuff
Ego ala ezi - -N-1,500
Officers money - -N-1,000
SECTION C
32 kola nuts or cost price
30 gallons of palmwine or cost price
2 crates of minerals
2 cartons of maltina
2 cartons of Guinness small stout
10 crates of Star beer
Two rolls of Benson and Hedges
32 Heads of tobacco

And some lists come in 3 to 4 pages of higher education paper, it all depends.



Really?
Are you married now or still planning towards it?


We are sure he is not pretending.
Not the same list to all men.
It all depends.


Lol
Chief SEGLIZ,
That list is only for the strong men with good jobs for hand o.
Not for just anybody.
We can testify to that first hand.
Real Igbo men don't complain and they can go over and beyond for them babes.
Madam Ngo of [color=#006600][/color] is just smiling here sheepishly!
She knows what's up![/quote]y didn't u put up d Yoruba list so dat those of us dat want to marry from d southwest il know what to expect?

my take on this? My people, what we call this forum is nairaland, meaning Nigerian , let's go to dat site n vote for our own enmass, let's show the Americans say our own fit enter rock hall of fame.#up9ja. #felaforrockhalloffame.

SAI BABA!!!

marisdgreat:
The same way other guys dey manage your useless sisters and also how ur dad manage ur useless mother. Any small thing una go open una wide gutter infested mouth dey insult ladies, as if Una self, mothers and sisters dey useful and responsible.

y u Dey vex? no be woman like u cause am? guys don't Dey run for una now, very soon na women who r not of good character go Dey suffer loneliness n depression.

na baby mama be d way to go now.

Godarz:
Well the major issue why we don't have power has a lot to do with the fact that we sell power below its production cost.Keep in mind that power has been largely in private hands since 2013.

Right now, it costs N53 to produce one Kwh of power. From 2013-2020, power was sold by DISCOS at N20-30 per kwh...meaning DIScos were losing N20-30 per kwh sold. As a result of ther lack of profits....there has been no money to fix power. Add the fact that 40% of power customers don't pay bills at all...and you see the problem

let them give d prepaid meters n u il see people manage their power, they then look out for people who by pass their meters, when u don't put proper things in place, room is given for low production, n stealing, causing d loss of profits.

Godarz:
Looting is a bad issue, but looting is not why we aren't prosperous or earning enough

The main reason is our reliance on revenues from the sale of oil and so on whose prices we don't control and whose prices fluctuate severely.

Like now, oil prices have been in a steady fall since 2014.Hence we are in crisis.

Nigeria has to transition to an industrial economy and also become an exporter of industrial goods and services needed by the world.

That is where d looting comes in, u can't become an industrial nation without infrastructures in place. We r behind in providing enough power for domestic use talk less of industrial use, money earmarked for projects r looted by d people in govt n d projects r not even done, PHCN that was privatised, can't give customers prepaid meters, cus they r stealing by giving estimated bills n d govt is looking d other way, foreign bodies see all these things n il not advice their business men to invest in a country like Nigeria. Bad n fluctuating policies killing d economy, they r just out of their dept in managing the country, everywhere everything is going to pieces.

when we say Pdp n Apc r the same ten n ten pence we know what we r saying.

Godarz:
At best whittling down the National Assmebly would add an extra 500million naira to the budget. At best. (It isn't a bad idea, and I would even propose we reduce the NASS to just 2 representatives per state.).

The problem is Nigeria does not have enough money to begin with...before we even talk about looting.

Take education. Nigeria has a budget for education of less than 2 billion dollars. South Africa has a budget of 23 billion. Meanwhile SA has a higher tax to gdp ratio than we do. ...AND yes they also have serious corruption.

also d looting of our past leaders has started taking it's toll on d country.

Godarz:
At best whittling down the National Assmebly would add an extra 500million naira to the budget. At best. (It isn't a bad idea, and I would even propose we reduce the NASS to just 2 representatives per state.).

The problem is Nigeria does not have enough money to begin with...before we even talk about looting.

Take education. Nigeria has a budget for education of less than 2 billion dollars. South Africa has a budget of 23 billion. Meanwhile SA has a higher tax to gdp ratio than we do. ...AND yes they also have serious corruption.

corruption il always be there as far as humans r involved, what is there is to put in proper institutions n laws to discouraged corruption. but dat NASS has to be whittled down, their sleeping on our money annoys any right thinking Nigerian.

Simplyleo:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a Yoruba man.

Yemi Osinbajo is also a Yoruba man.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu congratulated Yemi Osinbajo on his 64th birthday. Yoruba congratulating his fellow Yoruba.

Expectedly, some economic migrants will start attacking either Bola Ahmed Tinubu or Yemi Osinbajo or both.

Meanwhile, I understand there is no water to drink in Enugu state, pls what are our blodas from that side doing about it? Abi dat one no be problem for dem?

guy since u say a Yoruba man is congratulating a Yoruba man, n so e no concern others, then y u come be d biggest hipocrate in d world by putting ur mouth in another matter weh no concern u?

Godarz:
Not surprised.

Basically what we earn from oil is too low for a nation our size, plus diversifcaiton, despite the government singing about it, has not woekrd out well after five years....

So, taxes, and subsidy removal.

N u ve not said anything about d size of ur govt? The NASS has to be whittled down, all these lawmakers who go to d NASS to sleep. It has also to be made a part-time thing where they il be paid per sitting, all these il reduce our over head expenditure. not if citizens r over taxed , d money il now be used to pay sleeping senators n house of rep members.

Quality20:
Hello folks here, I'm d high chief leader of yorubas and igbos in d southern hemisphere. I must say I'm not happy with the way yorubas n igbos attack each other on this forum. Any trouble n fracas can be tabled to my office at the secretariat

maybe dat ur secretariat can help Drum some sense into d head of southern Nigerians, the need to come together n work together. keep saying it that d day SW, SE, SS. learn to work together politically n other wise the better for this part of d country.

Simplyleo:
Tinubu's comment is about Lagos.

But citizens of online country will soon start crying over Tinubu and ragos.

But in another news, I understand no water in Enugu, what are our blodas from that side doing about it?

u sef face ur Lagos n stop pop nosing in Enugu matters. U r becoming worst than what u r condemning.

Warripikine:
In the US alone, more than 30 automotive brands vie for the more than 17 million cars and trucks that are sold each year.
Here you have just 1and an upcoming 1 which will make it two, and you're already wishing someone else to be put out of business..
There's a reason Black people are disgusting..
Greed , envy and jealousy.. Tufiakwa!!

it is that tribalistic tendencies dat I ve noticed here on nairaland, n it is more with our brothers from d SW. y must they wish for anything from d SE to go bad. It beats my imagination everytime, cus when these two regions wise up n know that they r better off working together the better for southern Nigeria

lalasticlala:
Lol. The future is Female

na Wa o! this one we see u comment, seh we go, go kill cow cus sapphiere don't talk say u be like water for enugu now, na rush she go Dey rush u o!

Bornu1stSon:

One nigaria my son "Ola" Tell your brothers to be good boys and never bite the hand that feed and rule them.

Next time we are going to starve you people to your bones. I hope I made sense.

u come on nairaland spewing rubbish. when ur words cus problems I hope u il stand n not cower at a corner peeping like a scared cat.

GOVERNMENT2:
GOD BLESS HOPELESS UZODINJO FOR MAKING THIS GIANT MOVE.

Guy u Dey vex gan!

Zzor:
Yes,its your responsibility to provide for her or do you want another guy to help you do your work?

Yes make she go meet d other guy to do d work, guy abi u never chop enough, this egusi soup be like say e wan sour, so make u try ogono soap, leave the sour soap for other guys, them sef go eventually tire.

bluefilm:
She's the one over reacting.

She's even threatening to withhold sex from you.

This is your best chance to finally stop SIMPing.

Tell her to do her worst... with both actions and words.

Then start shopping for another girlfriend.

One secret men don't know is that men are actually the prize to be chased.

The earlier you let the woman in your life realize that she has to do more to keep you in her life, the better for everybody involved... and most especially, the better for you in particular!!!

Guy one full bar of cold drinks for u abeg. which one make we give u first jare! correct guy.

Zzor:
What is wrong if he's taking care of her,was she not on her own when he approached her for love and relationship? what is love and relationship without money?

Then I think it is d right move to let her go. Abeg all these ladies who think they r entitled to run a man down should be left alone. Tomorrow na she go Dey cry. On d other hand if she eventually run the guy down, she go jump to another man.

this woman has made me really happy seeing her in our traditional attire . More power to her elbow, she is really making our country proud.

I know say as Davido no stay with d previous baby mamas, so na chioma him go come stay with? I know say her people go don tell her bf today say get what u can now, he wouldn't stay with u. so this was expected since long time Imo river. Davido my guy! Dey slam them abeg, u ride d wave and long as u can jare! A man can't be a star for ever o! it's ur time in d sun.

geedot:
Imagine the various demeaning names this lad called his/her elder sis hubby cos baba has failed financially. The op is tired of him, so is the op aunt too majorly because he's broke..

Advice to the few wise men left in Nigeria: People[especially women] only love a man for what he can do! With few exemptions which can be found among family members only!

Their love for men is synonymous to the type of love one has for his job, once the job is no longer beneficial or you found a higher paying job, you leave. The same way women leave men once you can't meet up with their financial burden any longer or they found a better option you can be substituted with.

d best thing is for d man to jejely leave d woman o! if he hustles anything he makes he can send to her for d children's upkeep, but d one of say salt don finish, fuel don finish, maggi no Dey go end o!

ThatFairGuy:
You and I, we're all Criminals


Which Nigerian youth?
Oga we're many.

We prefer ancestors to Criminal minded youths who even before assumption of power already have the intent of stealing.

And dat ancestor il also loot . When we r talking of youths , we r not talking about yahoo boys, we r talking about youths who r professionals in their field.

jrusky:
You guys can not stop amusing me. Young professionals from where

This man called Tinubu has sat quietly on his own not even talking about presidency but you guys are not just please at his quietness posting all kinds of craps here and there about Tinubu 2023.

Pls I repeat let this man be. I'm never Tinubu fan but I just hate when people disturbing someone peace for no reason.

Leave this man alone, na wetin nah.

who told u he is quiet? na d man Dey arrange all these nonsense u see. which Nigerian youth in his right sense go go Dey donate money make old men come rule us again after d recent endsars debacle? na d man Dey sponsor all these arrangy call for him to be president, tomorrow he il say Nigerians wanted him.

Dat il reset their brains! they il start asking him y na? then let him tell them how they want cus high blood pressure for him even bf he has officially taken their daughter to d alter. some people can senseless fa!

there is nothing wrong with it. marriage is till death do them part n death had separated them. marrying d sister is even a plus for her family. our elders say if road good, person go pass am twice. let him go ahead. better her sister than another dat il come n treat d child anyhow.