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Autos › Re: BABEISME... pre-order ur rides now and recieve in 3 weeks+ free blackberry storm by Emperoh(m): 10:04pm On Apr 09, 2009
Was already wondering where you vamoosed to?
All the same its for the better no be so?
Do you stil do vin checks? I have been looking for that thread

Pls i am sorry doing this here but that define the urgency
Help me with the Carfax report for this car.
4T1BE32K36U154807
Thank you!!! paste the report on the vin check thread if you find it. and refer me to the link!!

More engine oil to ya crankshaft!! grin grin grin

Once more i am deeply sorry for deviating. You may
Autos › Re: Oyenit Free Vin Check( Check Before U Buy Any Car On Nairaland) by Emperoh(m): 9:54pm On Apr 09, 2009
Pls Oyenit, Jesarmy
Help me with the Carfax report for this car.
4T1BE32K36U154807
Thank you!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Emperoh(m): 11:44am On Apr 09, 2009
Ibime
I quite enjoy how you guys zapped Liverpool back to reality
but that was only down to one thing,
There attack was completely halted. There was no way for there 4-3-2-1 frmation yesterday

Essien unlike him just stuck to Gerard and snuffed the game off him
Hence, Torres was starved, Arbeloa due to the attack coming from Malouda and Cole was stuck back.
Skrtel was just moping. Carragher went aghast cheesy
But i love the way Gerard was disciplined!! It shows Liverpool is just a one way team.

They had a tepid time defending corner kicks.
They say that once beaten is twice shy but they re-wrote that saying yesterday.
Terrible marking gifted Ivanovic those two goals.
His doing it before should have alerted them to keep an eye on him

But just like Debo said, Barca will not be a tea party
5 players can hurt you in Barca. Xavi, Iniesta, Eto'o, Henry, and the [b]Messi[/b]less of them all
So just watch. The secret is doing what Man U did last season.

Defend collectively. Its also good terry is serving his match ban in the second stanza of this decided tie!!
Also pray Carlvarho is back by then cos the JT i saw yesterday will cave in under pressure!!

All the same, enjoy the moment, its surely yours!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 9:54am On Apr 09, 2009
Cristalz:
I see BlueDiva is rapidly losing her mind, and brain cells these days. . .old age plus over-stressed momma syndrome tongue grin

Ask your hubby/ son to manage your imaginary gas station, y'know, keep it in the family cheesy I ain't interested. At least, they won't mind the pittance you'll sweat to pay.

A simple ''thanks for the correction'' would've done nicely enough, no need for the extras grin Can't blame you though. . .all that stress must be totally killing your weak sense of humor.
Crizzle ma Nizzle
Easy babe!! the stroking is just too much nah!!!

Bluedive
Why not enjoy the BJ thats the victory over the Scousers?
Your quanta with Crizzle ain't gonna lead you nada!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Emperoh(m): 7:54am On Apr 09, 2009
Kai!!! Mother of all surprises
I actually gave Chelsea no chance prior to kickoff but football maths has proven me wrong
Here #'s my warmest congrats to the chavs

I bet Riverfluke deserved what they got
They have been dishing it out. I kept telling someone that their form was a fluke and they were just running
on confidence and self belief!!
Now assuming things like this affect them in the EPL, thats another season trophyless!!

Chavs
Na una day, enjoy am wella
But am already salivating at a Barca v Chelsea tie!!!

A chav sent me this as a goo night message

"May you not experience ashort joy like Torres
May the things that make you celebrate not give you sorrow like Liverpool fans
Your star shall shine like Ivanovic. You will do great things like Drogba
You shall be celebrated in places where you have humiliated like Chelsea
Have a splendid good night rest like Guus Hiddink"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 7:42am On Apr 09, 2009
dayokanu:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Just finished watching the recording. We were no match for Barca. Even our regular full team would suffer not to talk of this ragtag Udoji Unted defenders wearing bayern jerseys
I still can't believe Dayo posted this? shocked shocked shocked
Hmm!! Anyway let me convey on behalf of Man U fans, our deepest condolences
I told you earlier on that you scored all your goals against Sporting!!
E kpelee sir!!! grin grin

[s]I hope you don't come back to give us this condolence next week!![/s] grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 12:19pm On Apr 08, 2009
I have never been this angry with Man U!!
First, i feel like jabbing Ronaldo to death with the first goal
His complacency is something i just can't fathom!!

We have one leg outta the Chanmpions league.
And to think Porto was a fair challenge for us is the worst thing to contend with.

Pls can someone ask SAF to retire gary neville
He is done for!!!!!

Where is Wes brown when you need him most?
Autos › Re: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by Emperoh(m): 1:25pm On Apr 07, 2009
Keyremotes
I took delivery of a 2006 Camry
But d transponder is bad. I will unlock d car & open d trunk but when i press 2 lock it will not lock but produces a faint chiming sound that won't stop until i lock with d proper key. Is the remote key bad? If not how do i rectify this?
Emperoneroh@yahoo.com
Autos › Re: Check Your Vin Foc(free Of Charge) by Emperoh(m): 1:08pm On Apr 07, 2009
Ade pls help me with this vin abeg!
4T1BE32K36U154807
Thank you very much!
Autos › Re: Nissan Altima ( Leather, 6 Cd Alloys ) Pre Ordered By Naija_bb Of Nairaland by Emperoh(m): 10:23am On Apr 06, 2009
Obeledu:
Inspire_m, Inspired_m, Inspire

Other peoples cars are arriving, why not my own ? or is it not the same exchange rate.
Bros How far nah!!
Your ride never come?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 10:01am On Apr 06, 2009
You can bet that with the confidence in the squad,
these guys will reap teams apart

But Fergie should start giving the yound lads a fair chance
Can someone still remember Danny Welbeck's goal against Stoke City earlier in the season?
It goes to show the stuff the youth squad are made of.
I have to start following the reserve games fully.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 9:21am On Apr 06, 2009
Chei!!!
Victory from the jaws of defeat!!
Marcheda Kiko?? Well Another discovery from Ole's collection
Life couldn't have been more difficult for me yesterday.
But thanks to God it ended well.

Pls can someone suggest what we will do to Gary Neville?
That guy sold away that match!!

technically, this was the best time for an Aston Villa to hit Man U hard!!
The defence was in shambles, attack was short and out!
It just shows something, they don't have the character to be in the UCL
Arsenal are better off keeping their place. Surely they will suffer worse predicaments than Everton did 2005/06
When they booted Liverpool to the position!!!

Its all well now!!
Its game on from now on!!

Up next, Porto, UCL!!!

ONE UTD!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 4:31pm On Apr 03, 2009
We are terribly short of strikers for Sunday's clash!!
Berba is out for 2 weeks
Rooney is supended

Tevez is not yet back from Argentina and you can trust jetlag won;t help issue
But i trust we'll scrape thru this one!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/7972801.stm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 4:29pm On Apr 02, 2009
I can't believe Mancs think Jose should take over from Fergusonshocked?
For the love of God, that guys negative antics is gonna shatter everything Ferguson built in 23yrs. I can't stand seeing the youth policy going down the drains.

His ability to create enemity where there is harmony is also my grouse with him.
For the love of him above there are far better people who will do Ferguson's job well.
As far as am concerned, jose's achievement should never be a yardstick to weigh the possibilities of him being a success at Man Utd.

His Man management, player grooming and relationship skill is still lacking in him.
There are very dire reasons why Ferguson is a success!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 1:28pm On Apr 01, 2009
Hmm Morinho and Man U coach?
I rather Arsenen Wenger huh huh
Not with his arrogance!! Not with his enemity creating instincts and unnecessary distractions
Pls he will kill the youth policy Man U. Raf and Fab Silva, Welbeck, Evans etc
Not in my wildest dream!!! No No!!!
Autos › Re: Honda Baby Boy 2002 Model For Sale (manual Transmission) by Emperoh(m): 6:21pm On Mar 30, 2009
Waoh!! this is hte best Baby Boy i have seen in ages!!!
I bet you a faster sale!! Manual shift is the bomb!!

keep it up man!! If i get you a buyer whats my cut? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 6:14pm On Mar 30, 2009
Muki!
You can say that again!!
You are the only Gaynner allowed entry with a free ticket!!
Will you there? Don't ask me to permit DDk pls 'cos Sauron will yack him off!! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 5:22pm On Mar 30, 2009
Sauron and DDK
Arguments no dey tire una?? Shuo!!!


All free Mancs should join me in Aso Villa as UMYA hosts me to a sumptious cool grin
BD dinner!!! gaynners and Chavs sould pls wait for the left overs grin grin tongue tongue
Sports › Re: 2009 Champions League Quarter Final Draw: Prons and Cons by Emperoh(m): 4:54pm On Mar 26, 2009
Zero2:
An average nigerian talks rubbish under normal condition, thus i don't blame most of you that paste rubbish, just because it's free to paste. Some peoplw that paste all this rubbish don't even know anything about soccer or probrably just start watching football last year. It is fallacious to think or say that barca can easily be beaten by any team this season. barcelona has been a great team and would always remain a great team. It is a fact that barcelona plays the best football on planet earth. I don't think there is any team that can win games with somebody like valdes in thier goal post. Barca is the only team that doesn't share possesion with any other team, they must always take atleast 55% no matter the nature of the march or opponent. Barca has produced more world best than any other club. Barca has scored more goals than any other club in the world. There is no saeson that a barca player would not be among fifa three best players. At present barca has the best forward on earth.Barcelona is second in uefa five years ranking. Barca must score against any opponent with the likes of henry eto and the wonder kid (lionel messi). The only club presently that can withstand barca is no other club but liverpool. Bayern have very good players and they play very good football but the problem is will they get hold of the ball because barca will definately hide the ball away from them. Ribery will become a complete defender that day after all barca did it against man u when ronney became a defender. Barca has what it takes to beat any club mostly interms of midfield and attack. We are going to teach liverpool how to play soccer because we will definately meet at semi. The final is going to be barca against man u or villareal. Mark my words. It is only good players that supports barca, barca don't harbour criminal and "agberos" like some clubs do. Great players have graced barca than any other club. Ronaldo, ronaldinho, rivaldo, romario, marodona, just to mention but a few. I support barca because i love good football. Barca is a graet club and a treat to any other club. barca 4 life, bayern no reach play.
What happened against Man U last season?
As at last count after 190mins of football, Barca couldn't score against man U with Etoo, Messi, Iniesta, henry etal?
stopp all these hype, Liverpool will repeat what they did to them two season's ago.
The English guys can play them. Ask Chelsea, Liverpool and Man U.
Arsenal is the only team yet to beat them and they will in dues course!!
So stop mouth gibberish!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 4:16pm On Mar 26, 2009
Muki
Let not that deceive you ok??
meanwhile how short are you? tongue grin you have been talking of other?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 4:09pm On Mar 26, 2009
Muki
talk for yourself
Anyway, Hakeem Olajuwon will be embarrased at my height so no question about mancs
We don't do shorties pls.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 3:46pm On Mar 26, 2009
Muki

I head thats DDK's picture

Sauron,
Brash's elder brother grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 3:09pm On Mar 26, 2009
Muki
You rejected my offer!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Is it that you don't know what it means?
Anyway ask Brash to break it down for you if DDk has divorced you. . .
Sauron said your mouth is like Egyptian pap grin grin grin
Chineke!! that guy yab you there. . . how does Egyptian pap look like? What of garri and semo? cheesy cheesy

Sauron
I don't know about being Injury proof
But i know one quality Ronaldo has is staying off injury
I don't think i have seen him REALLY injured except for the surgery he did after the Euro
After his recovery, he has played all EPL games and was never left out in others cos of injury
So thats one quality i like him for. I wish Saha was like him!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 2:49pm On Mar 26, 2009
Sauron
Can someone influence this fixtures so that we can meet Bayern?
DDk has to shut up for good and am looking for the opportunity!!!

TK
Ask Criz to get you an appointment
She has a free meal ticket for anything she wants from Hilton, Lagoon, Protea and Sheraton
Courtesy; Emperoh!!! grin grin

Muki
Do you care for any of th aforementioned?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 1:55pm On Mar 26, 2009
Cristalz:
@HNIC
See this man. . .I was here all through when Liverpool slammed us. A number of us were here. Go dig up the previous thread and see.
As for the Fulham game, like I said before, people have bizniz outside NL. I for one had a wedding to attend grin The cake was awesome, by the way. Wow!

I've said all I have to say on this thread thing abeg. I'm tired of repeating myself. You and A-40, carry go.
Just one last thing. . .When United fans start a game on the thread, they stay till the end, win or lose. Arses flee before a game ends when it's sure they're losing, most of the time. That remains my point, not whether one shows up at the beginning of a game or not.
Now what's for lunch? grin
Marinated Chicken Breast in Shredded beef sauce with Ofada rice
To be washed down with a bottle of Don Perrignon cheesy
Under the cool AC of the Fruit of the Sun Restaurant @ Hilton

OR

Pounded Yam with White Soup with battle of Goat meat, Okporoko, Shrimps and Shredded Chicken
To be washed down with a cool calabash of fresh Palm Wine
under the Kolanut tree in your village with fresh unadulterated air caressing your bare back!!
how about the two? Chose one!!
Car Talk › Re: Touareg, Porsche and Audi Q7 Owners: by Emperoh(m): 8:53am On Mar 26, 2009
Siena
I was made to understand the Touareg is bedevilled with Electrical faults
Or is it just does gimmicks by our under qualifies artisans called electricians?
I am at the middle of convincing someone to buy a Touareg instead of an Infinity FX45!!
but he keeps bringing up this issue?

whats the true postion of things with the Touareg electrically and what other cons could it have?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 3:05pm On Mar 25, 2009
MrCrackles:
Dingbat i was here when you went on a run of 11 victories and commended you for it!
Now that you find yourselves in a mini-slump (let's hope its just a MINI!), losses which you thoroughly deserved, you guys want to claim being unlucky
I dont give a flying fuc.k if you lose or win the title, my point is when you loose, accept it and stop claiming in-excusable excuses!
Stop cracking up a some adulterated pottery, and if you want to get wound up like a failed business, then i know how to stoke the fires
! tongue
I still don't get your point with all these rantings and beating a dead rat
We lost so whathuh?? Looks to me like our success is becoming an issue to you. Jealousy?
Quit it dude. But Sorry i ain't winding up and never thinking as such. . . .
So do go jump into the lagoon is that pleases your troubled soul aight!! tongue tongue

dayokanu:
Mascherano asks the ref a question and he bags a red card. Ronaldo questions the ref throws tantrums but he gets off free.
Because he plays for Manure
Mofo
Mascherano protests Torres being booked and is sent off for a second bookable offence
Ronaldo is riled, hacked down and struck at yet refs see it as diving!!
They won't issue him a card because they know he's right but ain't comfortable with him demanding his due rights
But who says refs looking the other way when we do wrong isn't great?
If you think its easy go hack down a man in the street and see your arse rot in gaol!! tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 1:47pm On Mar 25, 2009
MrCrackles:
Freak loss you said right? cheesy

Have you forgotten United were comprehensively trounced by a resilient and humble Fulham side?

You dont call games like that a freak loss mate
! tongue
Brash
Where were you when we had 11 straight victories?
You still have no right to brag here.
Until we loose the title. If my checks are right, we are lording it over you guys with 10 good points embarassed
So whats the freak!! United loose and prick heads spew fuckeries.
More like you guys are used to losses ehh kwa?


Mancs
Can someone tell me this guy haven't tongue in cheek with these two contrasting positions?
But first, who are the elite refereeing body?
Just read the statement below pls!!!


We'll tax you
Big-spending Chelsea and Manchester United are bracing themselves for a tax strike from UEFA. Europe’s governing body is plotting to hit the continent’s top clubs with a Major League Baseball-style luxury tax policy. UEFA wants to reform the business side of football’s elite clubs in its campaign for “financial fair play”. Among those seriously affected would be Chelsea and United who, although bankrolled by Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich and American tycoon Malcolm Glazer respectively, carry more than £1billion of debt. UEFA is looking at adopting ideas from the MLB, which taxes free-spending clubs on all they splash out above a set payroll threshold. The money is redistributed around the league. Last season the New York Yankees paid almost £20million to its rivals. If UEFA introduced the system, clubs would have to pay their bill before being allowed to play in the Champions League or the rebranded Europa League.
Adam Simmons, The Sun

Meanwhile, the Mail claims a major row is escalating between football's elite referees and the FA following the decision to overturn goalkeeper Brad Friedel's red card at Liverpool, clearing him to face United on Sunday week.

In other news, Phil Dowd, the referee at the centre of the furore surrounding Cristiano Ronaldo, has received the full support of his colleagues as the elite officials refused to accept they are forcing out the player voted the best in the world. And Dowd, widely praised for his decision to send off Wayne Rooney for dissent in United’s 2-0 defeat against Fulham, was asked to take his fellow referees through a video of his performance at Craven Cottage.

Now why would Brad Friedels be upturned with Pepe Reina going scot free
Haven't we seen cases of dissent that went unpunished?
Gerard is a very big case in point!!
Morose, i still maintain Rooney threw the ball back instead of dissent as he is being accused of?
When will English refs ever get it right?
Time and time again, Ronaldo get fouled and culprits are left off hook
I wonder if they are waiting till he's bludgeoned with a sledge hammer before someone does something.

Everything just reeks of BIAS!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 2:40pm On Mar 24, 2009
mukina2:
grin grin grin grin

this thread fit kill someone grin
una all nor well grin
Werrin we do nah??
Abi na hemp dey work? tongue grin wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by Emperoh(m): 11:50am On Mar 24, 2009
HNIC:
I[b] wonder why you bother arguing with Sauron.
i remember vividly on this manc thread when Fergie was trying to sign a top marksman.
And Berbatov was juxtaposed with Huntelaar.
Sauron 'murdered' Berbatov and declared Huntelaar as the 'man' pity all those posts can't be retrieved now[/b]
Really, If Adebayor had gone to manure then, when Fergie wanted him, he won't be refered to as African Pele, who knows??
he would have been called African god of soccer grin grin.
Anything manure goes. . . . . . . . . every other thing is sh*t!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
He is wasting as a Systems Engineer
We need him as a politician.
He can make Abacha look like a Saint!!
Autos › Re: Specialised 2005 Honda Pilot! by Emperoh(op): 3:06pm On Mar 20, 2009
viperman:
Empee,
kindly re-post the right/complete VIN number. Tried checking the VIN records and it returned invalid VIN.
Need to decided asap,

tanks man.
S O L D!!!
We just did it!!! grin grin grin

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