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Jokes Etc › Re: What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Emperoh(op): 10:20pm On Dec 25, 2007
mhn sad sad
More please grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Board Meeting by Emperoh(m): 12:06pm On Dec 25, 2007
@Uzzyan. I will spare you because u are a Catholic. At least smuggle you to my bedroom so that we can teach ourselves Catechism. cheesy grin cheesy grin

Other be careful. If you want a rally pls come to my bedroom for your clearance but not now as am learning Catechism with Uzzyan. Call back maybe after xmas and New Year.
Jokes Etc › Re: What Again Have You Get In Nairaland? by Emperoh(m): 11:51am On Dec 25, 2007
Merry XMAS Everybody
Nairaland General › Re: Your New Year Resolutions For 2008? by Emperoh(m): 11:34am On Dec 25, 2007
What are you New Year Resolutions for the coming year. How do you hope to spice up things in your relationships. What bad affairs do youwant to stop and things you do to make your union with your wife or Girlfriend something to always look forward to. Share them with us.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Board Meeting by Emperoh(m): 2:18am On Dec 25, 2007
So u peopl decided not to go for xmas. I will impound and imprison every one for disobeying the Public Order Act. I guess some people wants to keep Ibori and Fayose company.
Events › Re: Wish Someone A 'Merry Christmas' by Emperoh(m): 1:59am On Dec 25, 2007
Beautiiful and merry sasons greetings to my family and all those who added meaning to my life.
And a prosperous new year.
Jokes Etc › Re: Good Question, Good Answer by Emperoh(m): 4:52pm On Dec 24, 2007
remix abi merix
Romance › Re: Na Which One U Belong? by Emperoh(m): 9:14pm On Dec 22, 2007
ARIES That dis my describes me to a good extent.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am In Love With Iice by Emperoh(m): 9:09pm On Dec 22, 2007
peeps in and, lipsrsealed undecided huh runs off to look for IICE.
Autos › Re: Future With BMW330i (gps Combined With Advanced Firmware) Must Watch by Emperoh(m): 9:02pm On Dec 22, 2007
Ndiocha g'egbu mmadu. o gini di ihe a?
Autos › Re: Future With BMW330i (gps Combined With Advanced Firmware) Must Watch by Emperoh(m): 8:56pm On Dec 22, 2007
Chei! Ndi ocha g'achupu mmadu n'uwa.
Kedu ihe ha choro?
Jokes Etc › Re: Smart Waffi Dog by Emperoh(m): 8:28pm On Dec 22, 2007
remix, remix, remix
Jokes Etc › What Are Your New Year Resolutions. by Emperoh(op): 1:35pm On Dec 21, 2007
The year is just 10 days to its end. As we herald the arrival of 2008, What are your New year resolutions and those bad habits you will like to drop.
Common on share them with us.
Jokes Etc › Re: Aremu And Stella by Emperoh(m): 12:57pm On Dec 21, 2007
was that supposed to be a joke? huh huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Keep A Guys Tummy Flat by Emperoh(m): 12:47pm On Dec 21, 2007
Chei!!! ROFLMAO. wetin man no go hear. runs out before he gets corrupt[size=8pt][/size]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Gmat 2007 Re-sent by Emperoh(m): 10:54am On Dec 21, 2007
I think the selfish guys have closed the box again. Please anyone out there kind enough to send it to my box. emperonero2000@yahoo.com
Jokes Etc › Re: More Automobile Acronyms by Emperoh(m): 8:01am On Dec 18, 2007
Migs u want make I faint,
Am still holding my breath.

I need a AUDI Q7 for XMAS
TT, Saucekid, Benjay can any of u oblige me that cool cool cool

Gunpoint i will be glad if you can snatch me a 760i '07 model grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: More Automobile Acronyms by Emperoh(m): 10:19am On Dec 17, 2007
BMW and AUDI are my best automobiles and a must drive. God willing grin grin grin
I will love the person wey go use am do xmas Present for me starting from you migs
Jokes Etc › Here Comes Santa by Emperoh(op): 8:13am On Dec 17, 2007
And here comes our Santa Clause for the season

Jokes Etc › Re: Divorce?// by Emperoh(m): 9:51pm On Dec 16, 2007
peeps in and bolts away. soo dry.
Jokes Etc › Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by Emperoh(m): 9:25pm On Dec 15, 2007
Please Seun i leave the poster at your mercy take care of him.



walks into the house grabs an ak47 assault rifle in seach of turkey 4 25th be4 smei else hunts him down before me. finds him and guns him down . am heading straight to my pot of hot water en route my tomato stew pot[size=8pt][/size]
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Driving 101 by Emperoh(m): 1:08pm On Dec 14, 2007
I witnessd this on my way to work one day.
I was in Danfo and alongt the way he met another drive who probably ran out of gas
He pulled his bus behind the the other that ran out of gas and began to push it until i got to a service station will on marina. This started from Apongbon. I just could help being amazed at these drivers are up to.

The other LASTMA stopped me around 5:50am for making a one behing the UBA hq in marina and fleeced me of 13k.
I couldn't believe they would be there at that time of the morning.
Jobs/Vacancies › Chams Nigeria Ltd. Recruiting Management Trainees! by Emperoh(op): 11:52am On Dec 13, 2007
Chams Nigeria Ltd. is Recruiting Management Trainees
Requirements;
Minimum of 2;1 in any Discipline
Good Team Player
Ability to work under Minimum Supervision
Good Oral and Written Skills
Good Interpersonal Skills
Not more than 26 years

Fill online application form @ www.chams.com/management_trainee.php
Closes 2 weeks from today
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Thread End Of Year Party! by Emperoh(op): 3:53pm On Dec 12, 2007
@ Saucekid
Good Job Sauce. Infact I am thinking of promoting you.

@Migines
Its my homepage now. I hope you are preparing for the Bash. Meannwhile somepoint we want to hold at 'bomb'point wants to start nairawood Prt 5
That could be copyright infringement so take on and finish that guy called Bomb, no gunpoint. Sorry about that blip just that I was imagining how Saucekid will finish him up.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Thread End Of Year Party! by Emperoh(op): 3:18pm On Dec 12, 2007
[quote author=tope_teadr link=topic=99756.msg1762501#msg1762501 date=1197458659]Emperoh, there's a problem here u need 2 solve.[/quote]What could that be. I will dispatch my boys to you at once for that. Meanwhile, my boys are coming from Colombia courtesy of Saucekids to take care of "Pimples in the Face" like Gunpoint. He should be warned.

Migines:
A' been missing man.
@emperoh
u beta start lukn for someone else to fill that space, as CEO of NAIRAWOOD i can't stoop that low.
Welcome back bro. Meanwhile no one made you CEO of Nairawood. Moreover, Nairawood has been dissolved after NLD Action Prt 4. SO take that role or be prepared to be bounced at the Party. Am sorry if i sound harsh but hey!! i call the shots here. So no messing around.!!
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Partner's Clothes? by Emperoh(m): 2:07pm On Dec 12, 2007
I grew up being taught that their is no difference, apart from our anatomy, between a man and a woman. In my home, Anytime you enter the bathroom to do laundry wash all clothes you see there irrespective of who's its even underguards! shocked shocked yes Pants and Bras. I am the first and only male in a family of three and I see no reason why i shouldn't wash my Partners clothings if I can wash my sister's. So wake up everybody equality before the almighty is the watch word.
Family › Re: Help, My Sister Is In Love With Our Cousin by Emperoh(m): 1:17pm On Dec 12, 2007
« #31 on: December 10, 2007, 05:26 PM »

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sraight talk: she`s not in love, she is stupid (@ 24!), her very own cousin! she should grow up, find a man, her emotions are misdirected, ?

and hope ure right?

are u sure of your interpretations?
she is not stupid.if u ve been very close 2 a male cousin u 'll understand. it takes only the grace of the almighty 4 u not go byd cousins
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Driving 101 by Emperoh(m): 11:13am On Dec 12, 2007
ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.

You did not include the wrath of LAstma and CO. I fell victim to them and i was their xmas goat. They took away 13k from me. For taking one way. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Thread End Of Year Party! by Emperoh(op): 5:10pm On Dec 11, 2007
tessybaby:
@ arch angel
hmmmmm

@ all
when are you going to start paying your contributions nah?
we are running short of time. which kind treasurer i be wey i no get even 1 kobo for ma coffers
Employ the services of Saucekid and Seun. Anybody wey no gree pay, make una do the Practicals of Bombing 101 for im body and Seun will bar him from coming to the jokes thread. Be fast about collecting money ooh!! Don't fail to pay in the commission into my GTB account. ELSE mmhnn

Arch Angel:
May i ask where is the party taking place?

Is it Europe, America, Asia or Africa?

Emperoh, this is Arch angel asking,
In my Village. Shee u like am

babylahot:
grin grin ha na wa oooooooo, make this party no cause fight o. when d party go hold na because me i go like come cheesy
Come to my Bedroom tonight for further briefing and directives that will be given through waist Dance. You know now LOL  grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Thread End Of Year Party! by Emperoh(op): 1:39pm On Dec 11, 2007
@ Saucekid. My friend will you take what I gave you. Are you the one to tell me what to fix you in. BE careful oo
Jokes Etc › Re: The Right Way To Spell Potato by Emperoh(m): 12:33pm On Dec 11, 2007
Showbobo where is your Brother Migines and Your Step brother (abi Lift-brother) Biggerboy?
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Thread End Of Year Party! by Emperoh(op): 11:28am On Dec 11, 2007
Yeah! Am thinking of asking Saucekid to contact his brothers in Iraq and Colombia for Security reasons and people like Gunpoint. All the Same he's the Chairman; Security committee. he will oversee the protection of guests at the Party, protect the foods, drinks, barbecue and other 'chopables'.

Gunpoint, before Sauce arrives here, fizzle ur self inside that ur gun and shot urself out of this thread to the Religion thread for immediate coversion ELSE!!! U go cry cry cry

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