₦airaland Forum

Clemcy/Migines VS Aristotle. thats fight!!!!!!

Nice one. Lmao especially the last three

Someone on this car is asking for 750k and I haven't yielded. But if you are really INTERESTED call me or mail me on the with above numbers lets discuss.

Please I need a little Insight here. Does UNILAG Offer Master Degree in International Relations or Developmental Studies. Then whats the cost of running an MBA in the same skool.

Please I need a little Insight here. Does UNILAG Offer Master Degree in International Relations or Developmental Studies. Then whats the cost of running an MBA in the same skool.

Please I need a little Insight here. Does UNILAG Offer Master Degree in International Relations or Developmental Studies. Then whats the cost of running an MBA in the same skool.

Navy Blue. but am tempted to say Yellow just like your rebuilt quattro or evn Maroon Red. Anyhow, I will keep vigil Friday to see you Sienders on Wheel. Good Talent man.

Good One Guys

Does it mean no one loves Opel cars. Anyway I hope to sell it off for the best Bargain i get

Can you Imagine this Advert on the Jobs Thread!!!!!!!


Exciting Job Opportunities in the Niger Delta

Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic

locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking

to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This

expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young

officers. The positions are:



AREA HEAD KIDNAPPING.

The successful applicant who will report to the Executive Council, and the

Executive Director, Abuja , is expected to possess the following

COMPETENCIES:
1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of

Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)

2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German

3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos

4) Ability to swim in deep waters

5) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes by sight

6) Ability to easily recognise all Senators and Ministers of the Federal

Republic of Nigeria .



Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG MEN must be provided

(pictures preferable)


Photographer:

1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos in war zones. (Domestic

fights do not qualify as war zones for these purposes)

2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as camera lighting.

3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of expatriates, as an aid to

taking high-quality pictures, is a must.

4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop, and Internet photo uploading

software is a must.

NB:Please include a portfolio of previous photo-samples (must contain

kidnapped persons OR be taken in war-zones OR be nightshots in blackspots

like Oshodi, 3rd Mainland bridge, Apongbon, etc)

MILITANT TRAINEE:
1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and 50, be at least 4m tall,
and may be male or female.

2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten certificate.

3) Jobless university graduates, and serving policemen will be given
special consideration.

4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a must.

5) Preference will be given to persons with knowledge of foreign European
languages, and persons with the ability to swim.




Renumeration:
Very attractive, competitive, and comparable with industry standards
(payments in foreign currencies).

Official guns, boats and grenades will be provided.

Excellent training, involving offshore secondment ( Iraq , Afghanistan etc)
from time to time
Regular appearance on CNN, Alaaroye, Time Magazine, The Economist and
other International magazines.

Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian politicians, oil magnates, and foreign businessmen.


Interested applicants should forward their applications and detailed

curriculum militae within two weeks to:

militant_recruitmen t@OsamaConsultin g.com


It Will Always Get Better not Bitter,

Remember, Keep Hope Alive,

More Pics will Suffix. you won't get this car at a better offer anywhere else.

opel has improved on this Model and you won't regret a driving experieence with this Machine.

For insprection please call the above numbers or email.

Lets hope and pray for the best

I couldn't believe the Ultimate Man for the Last GUS 4 hasn't gotten a job offer. He was sighted at the Interview venue.

Good Luck to us man. I hope it favours us.

Its very Clean and Neat

fabric Seats
Air Conditioner
Double Airbag
164000 Mileage
Auto Drive
2.0 ltr engine
Drives Very Very Smooth
Just in from Switzerland

ITS GOING FOR A FABULOUS PRICE of ,

N850k

very cheap.

Call or mail me on   08052421556, 07031896630 emperoneroh@yahoo.com

iT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS TURNING INTO A THREAD FOR THE NIGERIAN ASSOCIATION OF CD SELLERS LAGOS BRANCH!!!!!!!!

I just think Aristotle is Hot and needs a srious ****. OVER TO YOU TUFE

Ituen Tufe is winning

Tufe 2 - 1 Ituen

Good one Poster

Topic is drifting from GLORIFIED Doctors to Nollywood Marketers

First post was a drab

Siena Take the Next Available Flight back to Naija. Because U are denying us the opportunity of Running love-vendor my ride in nigeria.

Gawd!! RANK XEROX!!!!

Anya UKWU; GREED

Whoever that was looking for a rifle to fire me was like asking to be sent out of this Thread he should be VERY careful

cc Ituen, Miggy, Clemcy. pls take note of that guy.

Migs, Clemcy we 've gat to run this Tufe Guy outta here.

Mamajama the jokes are cook

Tufe your type go begin price am kobo kobo.

I won't allow you people to disorganise this thread. Its for recognised Joke Threaders and not just anyone so pls those concerned take note

cc
Tufe, tj_tj

For those who took the last Nigeria Institute Of Management/NYSC Exam last June, the results are out and they have started sending out text messages for their Induction ceremony to be held in two phases. Lagos is on the 31st of January 2008 at Unilag and Abuja on the 13th of February 2008 at the Women Development Centre. They are asking for N9k for this. but I want to know if this text was sent to only those that passed the exam? Has any good Lander got an answer to this?

whats their Web addy

I have posted this before. So stop this remix.

The touch the Bigboys cos we will burn you.


Moreover the joke is serious ly remixed. I was done initially with Nigerians now its Jamaicns. think well b4 you posy any s**t here.

Dumb Bartender
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Clemcykul and Tessybaby So you know what a Mouth Action is?