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Migines was about taking off, I teleport and change him into a Hausa he-goat changes SUGA LIPS into a Murutu Ndama Cattle and try to force them on each other. I watch in amusement as they fight. Bind them in a spell.

@ yomola I mutate HIV virus that kills instantly and thus the gays waiting take off. looking for Yomola. Finds him in a corner trying to cause another wahala and gives him the beating o his life. He passes out as Migs take over from the gays the deal with him once and for all.

@ Suga lips
Due to my immortal powers. I get a whiff of what she wants to do and And crucifies her upside down. Hypnotises her make her bark like a female dog. hehehe

Uses my spiderman instincts to gag Yomola. I naked him and calls Suga-lips back. I use my spiral web to hang his d**K in the air. I then ask Suga lips to thrash his d**k as he likes and I watch with amusement as he screams in pain. lol. Suga lips really enjoying herself.

Everyone seems to be preparing for Ninja =byte but I unleash dangerous robot snakes that will send you numb and foolish once it bites you. Recaptures my sussy and sends her captors to an unending pit. I can hear their scream as they descend.

As Snugles sacks Yomola Emperoh descends in an immortal form with excess power. With annoyance, attcks snugle and twists his neck as he is a common mortal.

Coroner ke. I have threatened him to give the wrong result. Seeks out Sauce kid and Migines and finds them trying to molest my Sussy. I send bees and flying scorpion after them Migs go left while Sauce goes right in confusion. Surround My sussy with immortal toga and makes her untouchable. ( na touch and die) for any enemy.

Migs and Sauce still battling on how to battle the bees and scorpions.

I hope we don't meet. But till then lets enjoy our new found 'LOVE'

He fails to realise that you can't grab the Melting man. As he grabs my neck, I spit Compressed Nitrogen on His face and his life melts away. I immediately prepare a grave and bury him 10ft deep.

sussy1:
There is only one thing that makes me to disagree with him.He told me that he is ManU fans and me am Barca for LIVE so we just don't agree to anything.

At least we are not in the same league. Moreover I love Barca a lot. Messi Is my Player anytime anywhere.

Pls find out the tonic your marriage is lacking and buy a clue from this affair on how to make it work. Infidelity is unpardoanble. What if it were the other way round how jealous will you not be?

Retail Brand Manager. Have you got the format? Pls anyone out there with an answer?

Why una dey like go copy oyibo joke put here for us. It doesn't work with our system so stop it. D R Y.

Its a lie, Sauce kid stole it from your purse. lol

[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=95104.msg1700120#msg1700120 date=1195578158]There was this guy & he had just bought a brand
new Farrari F-50 and he was taking it for a
cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this
little boy on a mopehead stopped next to him and
was at awe over the car.

He asked the guy if he could take a quick look
inside and he agreed. Just as he was getting out
of the car the boy asked the man how fast his car
could go and he said. "Oh, around 175-200. Want
to see?" Of course the boy nodded and waited for
the light to turn green. The man took off at a
very high rate of speed.

As he was traveling down the road he saw a
little light catching up with him and then flew
right past him. 'no! it couldnt be the boy on the
mopehead could it?" He asked to himself. Then the
light came flying back and went way behind him.
The guy then ralized that it indeed WAS the boy
on the mopehead. Then the light started to catch
up with him again. He slowed down a bit to catch
up with the boy to find out exactly how he got
the little bike to go that fast and in a stunned
voice the boy looked at the man and said, "Would
you mind taking my suspenders off your rear view
mirror?"[/quote]WHO ON EARTH ALLOWED YOU INTO NAIRALAND JOKES THREAD. YOU ARE TOO DRY.

@ Clemcy get him out of here soonest before i commit ,

Was just disturbed in my fun with Sussy by Saucekid. As i look around my Melting man mode tells me he's in the air. Run into a nearby hut a get an airtight container. I open it and invokes an the air around sauce kid into the Container and cover it immediately (just like in Odessey). he is bottled for as long as i want.

Release's a bomb demobiliser for TT as it renders his atomic missile useless. With that, I slap the leaving day light out of him and he passes out.

Umuaka a emebi chaala Tufiakwa!!!!!!! Lol

Who's this Pretty Sussy am seeing. Jeez the last I was with Brownsilk, it was fun. So lets try this one out. Hey she needs help. Rushes over and discovers Migi trying to force himself on Sussy. Pulls him out forces his mouth open and pours a bowl full of Compressed Nitrogen into hos mouth and forces him to swallow. He is dazed and the chemical begin to turn him into dust. I watch as Sussy heaves a huge sigh of relief and runs into my arms crying. I console her and she agrees to go with me. And the rest is History. Ughughughughughugh!!! Lovely Sussy.

Tears down TT as he emerges from his Diablo. #

@ Sauce kid. U couldn't get near me so how come you got the Nitrogen into my mouth.  I would have melted you into water.

@ Chuxy, A gave a blow another and Several blows as he is diemebered. You need to see him crying for help.

Waiting for next attacker.


Freezes all of TT's Grenades as he succumbs to the superiority of my Power. I move to hypnotise him and all of a sudden, Tessy baby appears claiming to love me. I also hypnotise her and turn her into Karimu Kotun's elder brother.

Tears down TT as he emerges from his Diablo. #

@ Sauce kid. U couldn't get near me so how come you got the Nitrogen into my mouth. I would have melted you into water.

@ Chuxy, A gave a blow another and Several blows as he is diemebered. You need to see him crying for help.

Waiting for next attacker.

Maybe he wants to say 0.14m = N140000k lol

Says who. With my Melting Man Moves, gum back again and gives Saucekid a combo kicks. Injects him with protemodes as he goes unconscious. Beat him to stupor and Changes to Tessy baby. Looking out for Tessy baby or Ituen to devour.

Unfortunately he misconstrues my Peaceful posture as wanting to Snatch his Woman and Shoots me Point Blank. But with my Odeshi, I have the powers of the Melting man in Terminator so I melt and and gum together. As he makes to go away. I change into Brownsilk. Now there are 2 identical Brownsilks. And he picks me as the correct one leaving her babe behind in anguish. Midway out of the Scene, I smite him to Pieces and roasted a part of his flesh for meal to the Vultures.

What do you think you are doing'. As De EMperoh appears makes st8 4 Brown silk. Sauce trembles and begs for his life. But I came in Peace to make sure nobody Bullies another.

Does anybody in the house knows what the Guiness Nig. Plc test format looks like. I was invited to write their aptitude test. Please can anyone help me with their test format please

NB's entrance makes things difficult for me as i had maimed him at the end of Pt1. So he joins forces with Migs who was imposting as Ituen to attack me and nearly did me in. But my teleportin comes in handy. So snatch a cut across NB's face and disappear.

Secectly glides into the Bar in a james Bong style and soughts out Tessy for not including my name in the Cast. As make for her Migs discovers whats happening and unleashes his 9mm on me.

Suddenly appears on scene with a big bang as Ninjabyte and Topeteadr takes cover. <fishes them out TT and NB and freezes them with my Subzero Ice shoot> <goes over to Suga dear to find out who was giving her problems and the following conversation ensues>

Emperoh; I know you are strong and will always defend yourself against traitors like TT ana NB'
Suga lips; Yes, but am glad you are here at least someone to have fun with and also a lovely mate.

Emperoh; Yeah baby am aall yours can you give me a kiss.
Suga Lips. WTACH OUT!!!!

As tt thaws from the freeze, Suga give him a double cut while I send NB with a combo kick. And they pass out.
Nows time to hVE FUN WITH My new catch {A la Kate Winslet and Leonardo Di Caprio}

Emperoh & Suga: Mwahmwagshh,msssmwah etc.

Suga; O Boy!!, am loving it GIve more
Emperoh; in whispers me too Don't worry you will ask for more after this.

A la Naijagurly, showbobo, biggerboy, tope teadr, Migines can someone close this post PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vikkoman:
Emperoh,are you Ben that stayed at Detroit Garden at Unizik?I am Victorthat stayed in the same lodge at UNIZIK.iI graduated 2004 from Applied Microbiology.Please notify me if you are the one.

I never stayed at Temp site. I lived in Ifite through out and Studied French. Graduated in 2005.

@ rail front. Read my post very well. I didn't say the result is out but some are already seeing their marks by whatever means.

As migs tries to attack I forward electric shock to him. Emperoh disappears and immediately appears in the miidle of the bank strong room and carts away the dollars including valuables in the Banks treasury. As he make to bolt away Showbobo appears from North Korea and engages him in a power combat. But he was no match for my Powers and so Migines, Saucekid, Ore, Showbobo and the rest look on in utter amazement as I make away with the money. HOT PURSUIT FOLLOWS. FOR WHERE, WHo want catch the Wind.

WOW THE FIGHT GET OVERWHELMING AS I AM FALLING UNDER SAUCE KIDS AMMUNITION BUT!!. I Teleport immediately and appears in his back Gives him shaolin fingers and teleports again. Changes in Shao Kan and unleashes terror on Migines. Biggerboy rushes to dimember me but my snake tongue catches him in his tracks and transmutes a poison into him and he goes into unconsciousness.  Causes commotion as every one is afraid to adveance as the free for gets deadlier with my moves. Tope teadr tries his but I change into a vampire courtesy of my Okija made Juju and Drinks 50pints of his blood and he faints immediately. Everyone seems terrified and afraid to advance against me.

I thought you went to school but it looks like you understand not with brain but with your 3rd leg. I bet she will flog your thinking faculty into the right placing if you fail to understand that the whip will land on your arse.

Emperoh holds everyone under a spell with his professional indian customised Otumokpo from Okija with a mixture of Edo and Indian recipe. Goes around and singles out who to deal with first. Migines try to resist but he is dazed to stupor. Biggerboy voices out a plea but he is ignores.

Emperoh walks in doesn't see his name in the cast and decides to close post but unable to do that he visits Edo and comes back with his 'odeshi' and otumokpo. And asks, " ANY BODY STRONG ENOUGH TO TRY ME, COME FORWARD".