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I hope it all went well peacefully. Once more my condolences. WELCOME BACK!!!

Well maybe I should adjust. Where has migines and the rest Actor gone to?

Here's the Organising Committee for the End of Year Party for the Jokes Thread of Nairaland.

Chairman Organising Committee: Tope Teadr

Vice Chairman: Suga Lips

Secretary: Showbobo

Treasurer: Tessybaby

Public Relations Officer: Ninjabyte.

Chairman Drinks Committee: Migines

Chairperson Food Committee: Clemcykul

Chairman Security and Bouncers: Ituen

Barbecue Organiser: Mr. Turkey.

OVER ALL SUPERVISOR: EMPEROH

Any objections please resort to President of the Jokes Association; SEUN

And the Poster Jokeless

Can someone explain to me what this triptronic is all about.


I stick with my MANUAL.

Can someone explain to me what this triptronic is all about.


I stick with my MANUAL.

(rushes back delightedly)
my daddy said that I like money and business a lot and that I speak Igbo very well so i should be from one of the eastern states.


Mana em em!! onwelu onye Obeledu n'ebe a? Biko obuu n'enwe ya mee ka m malu.
K'odi nu.

ewooooh!! chei!! i don forget ooh!! em em em em em chei oooooo!

ok am coming let me go and ask my daddy. just wait i will tell now oo.
(rushes off)

bob2039:
@emperoh may God bless you! you have given a a discreption that make everyone of us going the wekend think we have even writen the test!thanks alot.why many lok and pass.u gave a helpn hand .thanks 1s more!

thanks very much for the compliment. Keeping the info to myself won't guarantee me the job. Its all about the Almighty's wish. I hope that we all come out successful in the end. Bigups to Nairalanders and Goodluck.

kenazuu:
please guys do they allow gate crashing? and when is the test coming up

Read my post very well. And you will get the answer to your question. All the same you may try your luck.

How would you handle an affair with a colleague in the same office as you. Maybe you both like yourselves and can't seem to stay apart. And before you know it kissing and petting in private places away from the view of fellow workers begins to happen. Do you think you can handle it. If yes HOW and if no WHY?

One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town.
He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby farmer saw him stranded so he invited him to stay the night.
He said, "The only bed I have that you can sleep in is with my daughter, but if I catch you fooling around with her I'll shoot you".
To make sure that you don't I'm going to put some eggs between both of you and if they are broken in the morning then you are going to die". So the guy agreed. In the middle of the night the girl was so Hot and wanted it badly so they did it.
In the middle of the yanking, they broke all of the eggs. The guy didn't want to get shot so he cleaned up the mess and glued the egg shells back together.

In the morning the farmer came into his daughter's room and found that all of the eggs were still intact. The farmer was so happy that he invited the guy to have breakfast with him. So he gathered up all of the eggs and took them to the kitchen. He cracked the first one open and nothing was inside it.
He cracked the second one and still nothing and so on. When he found out that all of them had nothing in them he grabbed his shotgun and ran outside.
He opened the chicken shed door and yelled out "ALLRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU ROOSTERS HAS BEEN USING CONDOMS?!?"

lol

I had wished every firm will copy their mode. It was the bomb. Computer based test. No on harassing you if you had the invitation or not. It goes like this; Come into their compound, sit at the Security waiting room, After sometime we where called into the test room. They assign you a system. maybe a laptop or desktop. You log in put in your email address and PRONTO! your phone number comes on. If you weren't invited for the test, there is no way you can proceed thats the end for you. The exams where not too difficult and it was computer based. you are allowed to use calculator but you have to be fast. 30 questions in 25 mins. This is for tthose that will be writing this coming weekend. GoodLuck to them all. take note, their current affairs is International. SO be prepared.

The 30 questions are a mixture of Maths (which is more), English and Current affairs infact (world affairs).

Pls lets watch how we crack jokes with the name of Men of God. And to think its with the Catholic Church the most authentic Religious establishment.
@ Poster, pls watch it.

@ Benjay if you are serious I will give you a help.

@ Stefykarl
SO U SUPPORT PLAGIARISING. OK OHH PREPARE TO ANSWER AS AN ACCOMPLICE.

WALKS OFF TO nIGERIAN COPYRIGHT COMMISSION OFFICE. AFTER THAT GOES TO EFCC AND ICPC.

Was kidnapped by Al-capone and sent back to me in a crater. I forward the "Parcel" back to EFCC and hes already being laced with Electric Punisher. Too bad.

Ntooooo!!!!!!!

Thinking he has me arrested Saucekid tries to fight back but lo the EFC guys return and pick him up in cuffs. He was recorded trying to bribe law enforcement officers.

At EFCC Guard room i hear him crying like a baby as he is being dished strokes of horse whip.

Me, Ituen and Migines laughing. Serves him right. 'Next tim,e you don't encroach on someones copyright'.

lol

JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! MIGINES, ITUEN, TESSYBABY, SHOWBOBO, SUGA LIPS, BIGGERBOY, SAUCEKID. SOME ONE IS INFRINGING ON MY COPYRIGHT. CALL THE Nigerian Copyright Commission plesssssssssssssssssssssssssssse.


COPY CAT COPY CAT COPY CAT COPY CAT

RANK XEROX, RANK XERoX, RANK XEROX

Walks in with EFCC operatives but sees everywhere in disarray.
on sighting Saucekid and also seeing what Kronkay and Slitty did

Emperoh: Officers arrest these men for Copyright infringement and lawlessness.
Efcc men: Yes sir. @ Saucekid and Kronkay. Oya Move it or else i shoot you.
(takes cover to avoid being taken unawares) Calls in Migines and Ituen to determine next line of action.

You are under arrest for breaking the copyright law. On who's permission did you reproduce this Movie or Mission iv. I therefore hand you over to Migines for conviction and subsequent death by farting. Yes!!!! You shall be farted to death by 10 ten of Suga lips types.

Any Objection??

Peugeot no longer Produces 504 BestLine. The Japanese have knocked that brand out of the Market.

Person ask una for help una come leave the topic begin discuss another thing. If anybody get the concotion abeg make una help the poor guy who thinks shagging is a way of life.

Its not all about size but performance.

Recycled. Lol though.

Pls I need links on how to get these 2 tracks (audio pls) Ayo Technology BY 50cent & Justin Timberlarke AnD Love is Wicked by Brick and Lace

More like Migines

Disappointingly True. hmm

well here i am. migines you risk getting pregnant yourself. if u dare come nearer. and i bet u, u will give birth to a goat.

I hereby declare myself EMPEROH, The Chairman and General OVERSEER of the BOARD. All Directives shall originate from me. cc Djcroocky, Migs, Tessybaby, Clemcykool, Showbobo, TT and Kronkykay.

Anyone aho violates this directive is will have his/herself to Blame. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

Chei!!!!!! umuazi a egbuo la m LOL