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Walks in majestically but suprisingly doesn't see his name on the EXCOS. Storms out with rage. Goes to call Police to arrest Djcrooky for organising a rally without Police Clearance. Makes sure he's behind bars before I go to take my rightful position as PRESIDO

Clears throat!! this is now a meeting no more a rally.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

I hope those to write this test are prepared. Has anyone got the format? Pls help people get job. God will help you.

Body Gums up after Migs shot. Sends a flying flat sword after Migs. (it eventually cuts his head while his headless Torso dangles and melts to dust)Plants a Nuclear bomb on Next post. Obliterates Suga Lips posture and send her into Come forever.

Kpoliba nu ha!!! Ndi ofe mmanu a aghota ghi otu onodu umu asa si di na b'anyi.

In a bid by Migs to recognise Djcrooky, I release a loaded Bazooka on them as their Brains are ripped apart and spluttered everywhere. rabs Tessybaby from BEHIND an cajoles her into a quickie in the secret.

I disappear immediately its over before she realises she was under my Okija made spell.

Taking an intentional nose dive into Migs and TT as they aim to outdo each other. Release thermal missiles into their midst and take off.

Switches my M16 into protective film mode. Drops a test Nuclear Misile from Ahmadinejad of Iran onto TT and Migs hideout. As they are forcced to come out. I immediately hibernate their Jet fighters and bundle them into a cage for onward delivery to Iran for further experiment.

Everything is different in Nairawood, Check this out. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-95051.0.html

Gud one. But lets stop copy and Paste.

And this is the joke i heard 2 seconds ago.


ROFLMAO ;

aking an aerial Survey with my M16 jet fighter. Sprays down Tear Gas on Migs Chuxy and Jeovy. Disappears and preparing for the main air raid. Everybody had better prepare well for me.

creamdream:
Utako community bank utako abuja,
Ugbowo community bank Benin city.
oliyeuw micro finance alade idanre,
Elemuletu community bank ilaramokin.

ROFLMAO

I am suprised no body has talked of arresting the tailor guy who impregnated this girl. In case we don't know, this is Child Abuse and the Guy  should be made to take his responsibity of having sex with an under-aged child or face the wrath of the Law. How can you sleep with an under-aged girl, get her pregnant and leave her and her host family to worry over it. Who is even sure the guy has owned up to his actions.  I suggest Adewale's family calls in the guys family to take their responsibility failure of which the NGO's that take care of child abuse should be callled in and lets see how it goes from there.To think that the girls family is rejecting her or her pregnancy is the highest level of uncivilisation. I REST MY CASE FOR NOW.

[quote author=Mr. Turkey link=topic=95797.msg1717472#msg1717472 date=1196031338]<sup>prove to me that you are worthy of having me fried and grilled and peppered and barbecued, with a golden tan that is just eatable at sight. wow, i believe i'ma gonno make a goood meal someday for some lucky fella, mmm smell the intoxicating scent of my aroma whifting through cyberspace.

i might graciously decide to allow you be that special one by having your wish, if you can maybe tel me what this means (and it ain't turkish)
"rebm ecedsi htuoy ta eot gniogewy rrosy ekrut rmol leh"</sup>[/quote]@ Mr Turkey,
it means; " i will unfailingly have you as my Lunch with friends on christmas and the remainder on Boxing Day. mhn

ROFLMAO

Migines:
@ninjabyte
before part 4 commences u must read us your acceptance speech
@emperoh
it is part4 not 3. And has shwarzeneger ever died in ne movie u watched?

Am thinking of immersing you in a solution of Compressed Nitrogen and lets see what happens.
I have written your name on the next mottar i will detonate so put on all your garbs of immortality or else ask the Devil to prepare your place down beyond.

Yes Yes yes yes. Sorry for the long delay in my coming on scene. it was due to the unavailability of my Juju man at least to fortify my immortality and make me more dangerous.

For the Award, I will make sur the Producer and Director dies in Prt 4 for not making me the Best actor. All the same, I dedicate it to my Jujuman. And what of my Sussy no award for her? 

More Reason why Saucekid and Migines should die.#
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And then
Part 4 STARTS

I appear on scene blowing down the whole place and disappear into the dust.

Migs you be my man. but i no go lie you, THIS ONE TOO DRY. MY SIX MONTHS OLD SON WHILE GIGLING SAW IT AND SIGHED.

Migines:
ROFLMAO not

Rev Migs what does that abbreviation mean pls. I have seen on a couple of your replies.

Dis Guy:
do they really want people for their tests or the HR managers are just incompetent buffoons
_{and they are having a test on a weekend?}

THe last UBA test i wrote on the 22nd October 2007 was on a Sunday at Lunch time. You need the job and they have to make it convienient for themselves. So stay at home if its not ok by you. Moreover those HR officers would also like to stay at Home and enjoy their weekend and not stressing themselves just to help you join them. Think again bro.

Emperoh jumps out of his hiding place snatches the $5ob and tries to make away but his immortality leaves him and he's. Sussy also collapses.

A N D T H E N T H E M O V I E E N D S.

Migs what happened tothe Sexuality thread. I guess you 've suddenly become illiterate you can't differentiate between Jokes and Romance.

Chei!!! T E N D E R F U L!!!!! I hereby subsstitute the empty spaces with sugalips' name and forward it to her via DHL.

We need to plot the Parabolic and angular projection to this wanton display of pandemic affection. I am still waitng to hear the attndant response from Clems to what to know what her trigonometric intentions are with the present vicissitudes of issues.

POMBA TO NAIJAGURKY, SUGA LIPS, TESSYBABY, CLEMCY AND MY DEAR SUSSY.


It Be careful MIgs its your turn now. Biggerboy after Migs and then Showbobo, Sauce Kid Fynewaka and Freeze in that order.

I and my Sussy will supervise in one corner.

I hope thats fine by you guys.

I wil charge you for commiting thiefry. yes you heard right THIEFRY.

Any way make we dash am one wry grin.

Try harder next time 'Bitterleaf lips' sorry Suga Lips

Decides to monitor happening and will strike if Suga or Migs does something nasty. thiking of changing them to a brown Rabbit, put them in an electrified cage and feed them with carrots.

maths. english, graph, and current affairs, 100 questions in 1 hr, u have to be very fast,


a) Verbal mostly GRE kind of questions
b) Maths mostly word problems
c) Logic problems
d) Management Problems for your discipline

U can't kill an immortal. So convert them both Sauce and Suga lips out of annoyance into Homo erectus and Homo Habilis respectively.