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I bet you guys are still looking for the beast of Burden.

Jokes apart the joke was funny. lmao at the replies. I guess miggy didn't take funny at all.

@ Clemcykul, U just carry the second one spoil the first one.


e no go bad to get some one like Aunty Nancy as Wife.

Igbo Man Sense

Whoever asked you to opena CSCS account with 200k is not being honest with himself or is just beign high handed. I opened mine with N0.00 and only bought some shares a week later do look for a good and not too prestigious broker to manage your account. There is one I know on Adeola Odeku. Summa Guaranty and Trust Ltd Suite F2 Flat 2, LSDPC Flats 24 Adeola Odeku Street V/I Lagos. Good luck.

The Christendom is about to witness a show of shame between two men of God who seem irreconcilable despite the gospel of forgiveness they preach on daily basis. The general overseer of Lord’s Chosen Charismatic Revival Ministry, Pastor Lazarus Muoka and the founder, Christ Chosen Generation Revival Ministry, Pastor Nnamdi Ofoegbu are pitched against each other over pecuniary issues. Since 2006 there have been claims and counter-claims by the duo over who erred in the course of propagating the gospel. They have been guests of the police on different occasions. Indeed, the duo has been trading punches in and around Lagos to the consternation of their followers. Ofoegbu claims that Mouka short-changed him to the tune of N317million being what he contributed to the growth of the church since inception up to the time he left the church in 2006. He claimed that it was an investment based on an unwritten agreement he reached with Muoka to invest all he had with the hope of reaping bountifully at the time of harvest. Unfortunately, when it was time for him to enjoy the fruit of his labour, Muoka allegedly sidelined him. In fact, he has taken his case to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, (EFCC). He has also vowed to pursue his case to its logical conclusion. Ofoegbu also accused Mouka of hypnotizing him to invest such a huge amount of money without restraint.

"What I am asking for is the fulfillment of the agreement we both entered into, an agreement to invest into the work of God for which there will be profit and returns. We both agreed that I should invest my life savings and that we are going to reap it many fold when the time comes. I believed him and invested all that I had including the one that did not belong to me. When the time for harvest came he started finding faults with me to embarrass and frustrate me out of the church".

He added "a man invests with the hope of reaping. That was why I started investing in this project since 2004. From that time till when I left, I had invested over N300million. That expanse of land where the church is today and the fleets of luxury buses you see are part of the investment. Others are the planting of the church in Dubai, United Arab Emirate, Abidjan, Ikoyi and Ibadan. These are aside the series of crusades we held across the country and beyond. There are many other areas like advertising in print and electronics media", he stressed.

He however, said he was not asking for what he gave to the Lord either as tithes or offerings that came in different forms. "I want the EFCC to intervene in this matter. There are a lot of people these days that dupe and hypnotise innocent people in the name of God. The victims are mostly rich people in the society. He cast a spell on me to the point that I virtually spent all I had. Now the scales have fallen off my eyes, I now realize my folly", he raged.

As ofoegbu is raging and raining curses on his opponent, the camp of Muoka seems to have another strategy for the war. The Lord’s Chosen is pursuing the case through the police. On two different occasions the Assistant Inspector of Police, Zone 2 Command, Onikan had invited Ofoegbu over allegations of threat to the life of Muoka. On November 29, 2006 and January 24, 2007 Ofoegbu was summoned based on "allegations of threat to life against very important persons including the General overseer of the Lord Chosen Charismatic Revival Church".

A member of the Watchman Catholic Charismatic Renewal Movement, Apapa, Samuel Onyenekwe says there is more to the problem than meets the eye. He sees the ‘war’ as a sign of end time. "How can somebody ask for a refund of the money he donated to the church? Has the church become a business venture where you invest for the purpose of making profit? All the same it is a shame that two men of god are washing their dirty linens in the open", he observes. He believes that both Ofoegbu and Muoka have a duty to explain to Nigerians what actually happened before they parted ways.

Others blame Muoka for allowing the problem to degenerate to this level.

Muoka’s critics insinuate that he may have been caught by nemesis, alleging that it was the same blackmail he employed before he left Watchman Charismatic to form the Lord’s Chosen Church, perceived to be one of the mega Pentecostal churches in the country. Ofoegbu broke away in similar manner from Muoka in September 2006 to establish his church in FESTAC Town, Lagos. But how far this battle of the titans would go is yet to be known.

We are forgetting that all that glitters are not Gold. U can never get everything you want in life. If i will advice her, your happiness is of utmost importance. He isn't physically attractive but has other qualities that will equally endear him to your peers. Have a nice time out.

Has anyone got an idea of what their entry level salary looks like.

Siena, Viper Man this is up to you.

I will give you 100k for the car if you are fine with the Price email me emperoneroh@yahoo.com

How situations change

Hum!!! What a joke. But it was Merixed

Overdo na im kill am. Migs am back from my Village.

I came back from the Village yesterday and my new yr resolution is helping Seun ban all dry, remixed, merixed and boring Jokes on this Thread. So BE WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!

and probably have some wet dreams. ;Ds

What a sad day. One day, we shall all stand before God to answer our sins.

Prevez and Bush are all humans and must go the way of all humans.

may her Soul rest in perfect peace.

calls recorded. will transmit same to Tessy's husband. Una still dey hide am. God don catch una.

Tessy don't worry your hussie will undastand.

@tt. please you first have to defeat my granny's goat before thinking of fighting any human.

Will tell that to my great granny's grand ma. lol

@poster.
Pls who let that Psychiatric specimen out of the Hospital. You want make e bite person?

Seun, seun, seun, where are you. runs out screaming Seuns name and searching for him under the cars, foams, leafs, spoons and plates.

Same to you Migines. I had a boring XMAS sat at home all day with no place in mind to go to. I hope New Year won't be like that. Ituen How was ours?

Shout out to all Naiiralanders and Seun. I hope his new year Resolution will be to Ban all dry jokers on the jokes Thread.

ituen:
Thanks Clemcy

Dont mind Migines, TT and Ben. They came for the burial

Ben asked for extra rice after being served Garri n Native soup.

MIggy took 5 toothpicks and 3 disposable cups home and forgot his/your souvenier. I hope he gave u urs

TT took his souvenier (bottle opener) and sold it before he got home. _{poverty bad oh}

Well my honeymoon was cut short by that event. Trying to get Tessy fixed up in the "Family way"

And probably have Clemcykul as Spare tire when Tessy is heavy?

Government Money sweet pass. You go dey steal with Police protection. Abi no be soo

@ tj Even if you no sabi joke, if even if you no sabi use computer, at least you can do copy and Paste.

Marry the four of them and bring them into the same house. At least your live will never be boring.

I was waiting for happily ever after story where e go be say U don Marry the 'Bushmo'. Anyway, am organising a village match btw your town and Mine this New Year and the Venue is my village playground. The Price is good and you will be the Captain of your team.

What a good one Milla. LMAO

WHERE ARE U FROM?

With her half eye, no be person go tell am make she use her own money for the shopping.

Nne, your English makes it a little difficult to understand the message you are trying to pass across. Please can you modify that post?