NLCreator:


https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5Y2tY9tp85/?igsh=MXQ0c2p3bzgzZ2hhNA==

Misplaced priorities. Oga provide us with constant electricity and forget about how we consume? What kind of daft people Do we always have in government?

Xenry:
Nice guys always finish last.

You believing she was celibate that whole 4years was when you start hurting yourself.

dre11:
• Hold brainstorming session in Abuja

• CBN stops daily cash reserve debits for banks; adopts new framework

• Naira sustains rally after apex bank’s intervention

• FG raises exchange rate for cargo clearance to N1,356/$



https://thenationonlineng.net/edun-cardoso-efcc-chair-in-fresh-bid-to-rescue-naira/

Where is the science or mathematics to prove/justify this increase in cargo clearance? Is the customs a trading company that they need to increase the cost of clearance? If yes what are they producing? It’s bad enough the pressure on the naira is felt across the country and as a responsible government it is your duty to lighten this burden. What science has been carried out to justify this? Even if you have to increase the clearance duty, why does it have to be at the dollar to naira black market rate? It is high time we start asking the right questions. And to the senate, are you complicit with this? Don’t you care about the people that installed you there? How can a government parastatal just increase a price overnight without your deliberations and approval? It is high time we start asking the right questions. When the uk government wanted to increase visa fees. It was debilberated on and it was justified and all came to agreement that the visa and IHS fees be increased. Thats a government that has done its research by applying science and mathematics. What are we doing in this country called Nigeria??

nairavsdollars:
Can JAMB type the month of May as may? 14th may 2023?

Ok if that’s her result then I have doubts about the authenticity because, in my experience, I rarely see any candidate score 98 in English language. Im not saying it’s impossible, I’m just saying it’s hard to score 98 in English language subject in jamb.

SultanOfAbia:
My mother is furious that I don't want to come over to the UK.
This month my younger sister left for UK and it's remaining me.
Documents and all papers are right and after couple family intervention I decided to go for interview.
I really didn't want to go to Uk
I love my life here in Nigeria tho things are hard.. it's still my home
I feel more connected to my father's land.
Going to abroad is not my plan. My mother thinks I'm possessed by spirit that want me to not succeed.
My uncles have pleaded with me to go and join my mum and sis in UK.

I was given UK visa last year, refused to join my sister that traveled this May

honestly I don't want to move to Uk.
I know how hard life can be in 9ja but i still love this country.
Mumsi says she is really dissapoinmented in me for staying back.
Did I do anything wrong?

Lol
Interview in uk vi? Stop lying Abeg

LeoDeKing:
As in, I don't get it. Did they destroy the plantation just to sabotage govt effort or a kind of destructive exploitation for self benefit?

Because only terrorist groups are known for such senseless destruction which are ipob terrorists and bokoharam.

I worked in a place where removing or armoured cable is a business. So let’s just say we don’t like development in Nigeria.

ExAngel007:
New locked chats in WhatsApp make your conversations more private. They're hidden in a password protected folder and notifications won't show sender or message content.

https://www.facebook.com/4/posts/pfbid024JvYKRjECinZGdLy7cZfTLb74RGkWUtkujqrLMsRtLwqdbaDpP8Kt4TaxQa4czMRl/?app=fbl

Dem still Dey learn for where gbWhatsApp Dey.

By law that Boy is a minor and so is the girl. So let me get this straight, you are arresting a minor over impregnating another minor who also admitted having sexual intercourse with others, probably minors too. Hmmmm. Whoever is pursuing this as a criminal case sha.......

forexwilliams:
The Federal Government on Friday
apologized to Nigerian students and
parents over the prolonged strike
embarked upon by the Academic Staff
Union of Univetsities, ASUU



The leadership of the public University
teachers early hours of Friday
conditionally suspended the eight
month strike it embarked upon on
February 14 as a result of the
government’s failure to attend to some
of their concerns.



The federal government through the
Ministry of Labour and Employment
expressed gratitude to all Nigerians
who participated in various ways in
the negotiations leading to the calling
off of the strike.




A statement by the Deputy Director
Press in the Ministry, Olajide
Oshundun, assured Nigerians that with
the steps the federal government is
taking, Nigerian students will be saved
the unpalatable experience of
intermittent, prolonged industrial
actions in future.




According to the statement, “In a
special way, the Minister of Labour
and Employment, Senator Chris Ngige
expresses gratitude to the Honourable
Speaker, Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila and
the leadership of the House of the
House of Representatives.




“We particularly recognize the
patriotic efforts of the Sultan of
Sokoto, Alhaji Saad Abubakar III, the
former President of the Christian
Association of Nigeria, Rev. Supo
Ayokunle, all members of Nigeria
Inter Religious Council (NIREC) and
the Catholic Bishops Conference of
Nigeria whose wisdom and
intervention raised a ray of hope while
the strike was at infancy but for
ASUU’s intransigence to negotiation.




“We were forced to migrate the matter
to the National Industrial Court of
Nigeria (NICN) created by the 1999
Constitution as amended, for the
settlement of industrial disputes
because every channel of negotiation
including the tripartite plus, in which
eminent Nigerians participated in
failed. We were left with no other
option than to trigger Section 17 of the
Trade Disputes Act .CAP T8, Laws of
the Federation of Nigeria 2004 on
dispute resolution mechanism in
seeking the intervention of the
National Industrial Court .


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/fg-apologizes-to-students-parents-over-prolonged-ASUU-strike/

Apologies is not enough. There should be some sort of compensation. Maybe allowing them not to pay a semester school fees would suffice.

Trustedapparel:
Sorry nairalands this thing have been bothering me since,my cousin sister that came for holiday due to the ongoing ASUU strike have been masturbating all the time in our family house ,,,,fast forward to yesterday everybody left home , remaining only her ,,,,so I went to work the flood was excess it nearly cover our factory in bonsaac Asaba,so my boss recommend everybody to go home ,till further notice,,so I came back home ,only to see my cousin sister masturbating with Coca-Cola bottle ,,,,as she saw me she was very shock.....she has been begging me not to tell anybody.....she said she will do anything I want her to do for me.....I am confuse ..... does masturbation has any spiritual effect on person house ?or those it hinder any progress?mature mind please

But coke bottle bros.. hmmmmm.

Ajakaiye83:
Hello folks,

Please advise me on a serious matter.
Just got a JOB offer for 620k in a very reputable company and I am also processing Msc in UK. should i go ahead with job or keep old job and japa?

Old job pay 280k

Secure the 620k job first. U can defer the uk for 1yr u no go die. Its good to know ur value appreciates in your country.

Scamfinders:
My girlfriend is insisting i give it to her while my family friend has been calling me all week for it.

The issue is that i told them i was no longer going to use it, now am regretting it cos i can just sell it off and get the money.

The family friend is a married man and he has been giving me reasons to dash him the car, my girlfriend told me she won't forgive me if I give it out because I already promised her before the new one came.

I can't even say NO to the man, I find it hard to disappoint person wey me know. I'm just confused and my mind is foggy, what will you advise me to do.

You decided to use it for bolt. Case closed...

saintruky:
Ibabooooooo... For my 14yrs membership as a Nairalander, dis na my very first FTC... Wow...

I mark my 14yrs here in d 19th, birthday 21 n now FTC on 23rd... All June... E reach to celebrate...

Abeg my fellow Nairalanders, make una celebrate me... Where d likes n shares...



U say why?

Your first exclamation bro. You took it out of my mouth but let me join you to say it. ibaboooooooo!!! This one big pass news oh..

aktem:
I'm in a state of dilemma right now, met this damsel few weeks ago...beautiful, endowed babe that ticks almost all the boxes for me.
Coupled wth the fact that I'm AS and She AA make me very happy cos I've dated many babes that I had to break up due to genotype issue. Few days ago, I realized she's an SSCE holder, Before I asked, I assumed she must have been to the University or Polytechnic because she communicates well in English, was a bit disappointed, I've always envisioned my future wife to be University/Polytechnic Graduate, I'm quite confused, don't really know what to do..
I don't want to leave this Babe cos I love her but this SSCE graduate issue is making me feel somehow.

Upgrade her if you really like her.

corrall:
Hi friends, please who knows the salary of a federal govt worker? Someone is giving me an option and i would like to know their salary range before exploring the option. Thank you.

Please note, I am working now and I earn about 200k. But it's a contract job in a construction firm.

Advices and inputs are needed.

Thanks

The salary is parastatal dependent.

It's a good initiative. Let's key into it. It will revalue the naira. Arguably one of the best policies the cbn could come up with. Imagine buying goods of 10.23k and u pay exactly that instead of 11naira because no physical currency to give change. Its a nice development and I think I'll embrace it.

This is probably the best News I've heard about Nigeria in a long long time. Nigeria oil and gas sector is about to be busy.

Machidon:
I want to know prices of getting an affordable single room self-Con in Abuja......

Depends on the location sha. But hold from 500k upwards.

Unigrad:

AMD is usually hot?
I don't really need it for gaming. Just for typing and sometimes browsing.

Core i5 is your choice then.

If you are a gamer with good graphics person like me, I would go for the AMD only problem is cooling. Otherwise, Core i5 is a great buy and cooling is not a problem but graphics memory (VRAM) might be low.

christianjoy:
There was this girl in my area we don't talk much just greetings and we move on, she was living in the same house with my niggars who I visit every Sunday, but this Sunday was something else.

My sister called me and said someone was looking for me and I wasn't expecting anyone so I just went out to see who needs my presence and behold it was she, we chatted for a while before she drop the bombshell ( I love you I really do)
Damn I wasn't expecting that from her that moment.

Well I told her I appreciate her coming and courage.

To you guys what was your reaction to the whole thing?

If you are single and you deem her your standard why not go for it?

Mk sure u Shutdown all programs before running the pes application, mk sure the fan is well ventilated.
Or better still install an external fan.

Whiteangel1234:
There is a raging debate for Charles Soludo to appoint the Swiss Woman popularly known as Nwanyiocha and married to an Anambra Man From Isuofia as a commissioner for Tourism in his new Government

What is your take on this ?

#NwanyiochaForTourismAnambra

Her Twitter account


https://twitter.com/nwanyi_ocha?t=JPyttg4r-GXNMSI5_S8-0w&s=09

Nigerians are appointed into political offices in other countries. Why can't she hold one here. Its democracy after all. I say let her hold the office. It will be good for the image of the State and also for the people.

Candidlady:
Prefrences should be rested!

but you dont know what you are missing


try tonguing an "albino". Come back and thank my later

Omoh you rough sha...

needhelp909:
My younger who is age 20 has been battling with a sickness for over a year now.
His body is swelling up.
Eyes, neck, legs and stomach. They all appear puffed.
We have done all kinds of test and treatment, nobody has been able to diagnose the nature of the sickness.
There is no pain whatsoever, just swellings especially after a nap.
Also he sleeps more than usual.
There was a period it went down for like 3 months.
But now we are back to it again.
He is having difficulty in breathing because of the throat swellings
I will be attaching some of the drugs he is using.
And will be available to answer questions.

Pls ignore the typos here.

Let him check his kidneys. Start from there.

akelicious:
GOVERNOR UZODIMMA ALLOCATES BRAND NEW BUSES TO MINISTRIES, DEPARTMENT & AGENCIES IN THE STATE

In the bid to improve performance in service rendered to Ndi Imo, the Proactive Governor, His Excellency distinguished Senator Hope Uzodimma has allocated brand new Buses to different ministries, departments, and agencies of the State Government.

According to the Governor while briefing the Government House Correspondents, he stated that there is no way parastatals can go smoothly with improved productivity if the movement is is enhanced.

“If you send someone to work, you have to give them tools to work with, and what we have done is to give them tools to work with to enhance productivity in services rendered to the people “. Governor Uzodimma stated.

https://www.akelicious.net/governor-uzodimma-allocates-brand-new-buses-to-ministries-department-agencies-in-the-state-photos/

Why buy Toyota when innoson is there? And we want naira to be strong? We never ready for this Nigeria.

Efe42:

https://allafrica.com/stories/202109230564.html

Russia is a G8 country. There is alot to learn from them as a developed nation. Its a welcomed development if they actually want to come and do the right thing but most importantly, as long as they understand that their enemies are not our enemies. E get why I make that last statement... as

Confidencemama:
My husband left home in Lagos since June and has refused to return, he doesn't pick my calls if i use another number to call him once he hears my voice, he shout at me that he is no more interested in the marriage, that he has moved on and that I should never call his line again then he will end the call, he blocked me on what's app, face book and currently he is in a relationship with a girl in benin, just that I don't know his exact address where he moved to.

What transpired before he left? Let's start from there first.

Better run before best friend gets the best of you.

Fineman87:
This govt is made up of stupid people, I swear. How can Saudi Arabia's govt come to Abuja to recruit our medical professionals. How?? On what basis?? Who is conducting the recruitment exercise?? Is it a Nigerian company?? Does the Saudi Arabian govt have permission to conduct recruitment on Nigerian soil. Does their embassy have the authority to conduct recruitment in a foreign country?? How is this recruitment possible pls? Can any country just go into another country to recruit foreign citizens.

This govt is very stupid. I never for once admired any of its ministers, especially the foreign affairs minister, whom I consider an elufelu. Shame on Nigeria. Shame.

Under a foolish careless irresponsible president, who has assembled a team of buffoonery ministers, would a foreign govt come, without permission, to our country to recruit our medical professionals. Shame. If we allow this, other countries would follow suit.

However this Buhari became president of this country, Hell fire awaits all those who packaged this ethnic and irresponsible irredentist to Nigeria in 2015. The afterlife would be interesting.

Stop fire! You no dey hear say dem dey pay Nigerian doctors for Saudi 1.somtin a month. Why stop them wen u can't pay them what they are worth?

poiZon:

Bros u r not enlightened at all.
What these digital loan companies do to defaulters cant be comparable to what normal financial companies do to guarantors of loanees that default in their payment.
Those people will come to ur house, abduct u, lock u in their toilet for hours till u
Pay back the loan u stood as guarantor for.
Are there no regulators regulating these other financial moneylenders? Ofcourse they are.

The loan is just and example of an unregulated tech company. Any service that is based online is classified as a tech service/company.
It appears you have no clue what these tech companies do with the data you agree to share with Them. I get your point but if you look at it technically, they only abducted you. Your friends or contacts may not know which is good and bad at same time . But sending defaming sms to all your contacts. Bro..... you have no idea how far that damage would go. Depending on who you have on your contact list.

poiZon:

So if they regulate it, someone loan money from these app, then fails to pay at the due time, how will the regulator help recover the loan for those investors?

It's bad enough the are vested with the authority to automatically debit you once you default. Sending defaming messages to your contacts can really be defaming. I've seen this play out. The consequences are not palatable trust me.