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donvoice:
I came across this picture online and after looking at it twice, I agree it is full of wisdom.

Do you actually think the cartoonist is right?

What burner boy meant when he sang the monsters you made.

[quote author=donvoice post=100673255]I came across this picture online and after looking at it twice, I agree it is full of wisdom.

Nigerian banks really cashed out this covid period. No Nigerian bank has declared losses after tax from the beginning of the pandemic till date. But non of them gave succour to their customers. Not even to distribute the least 5k to customers on her database to help ease the burden of covid. It's not just fair.

BabbanBura:
Nice one, not there yet sha!

I thought someone gave them a nice emblem, why this same old school kindoff emblem nah!

Nice observation bro. The logo looks too tacky. They no want pay the designer of that new logo that's why they don't want to use it. I think....

daddytime:
Just keep telling her your name (that is, you are broke). That word dey repel dem like mosquito repellant.

Lmao. omoh you bad

Feelinso:
Good afternoon nairalander's
Pls i need advice concerning my girlfriend genotype , I love her so much and she best thing to happen to in 2021 ,

I think by cross matching genes, you guys would give birth to healthy AS children. This is okay. But your kids must not risk meeting people or marrying anyone with the S genes NOT EVEN AS..

Yes with my full chest. It's the wise thing to do.

NwaNimo1:
https://thenationonlineng.net/atiku-supports-proposed-privatisation-of-refineries-assets/

It's a good idea. Corruption is not making govt run those assets efficiently hence gross revenue loss. They should privatize them.

bmcariyo:
You loaned your friend N4,000,000 last year and since then, he has refused to pay back, which has really deteriorated the friendship.

You beg him to just pay you N2,000,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says he can only get you N1,500,000 since that's all he has.

You feel like you have no option but to accept. You eventually give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.

You wake up the next morning, checked your account and there is N15,000,000 in it. You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed 15m.

You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back N13,500,000 since he only meant to send N1,500,000 and mistakenly added an extra "0."

As a well-brought-up person, what are you supposed to do?

1. Send back N13,500,000/=?
2. Take your full N4,000,000/=?
3. Keep the entire N15,000,000/=?
4......
5...

#FoodForThought

Take my 4m plus interest and hardship allowance (which he knowingly put me through cuz he had money and refused to repay me) which might amount to 5m total. Wil send back 10m. Anywhere he wan carry me go I ready use from that 1m on top carry lawyer. He is a very wicked friend.

mascot345:
An agent asked my friend to pay #1.3million for New Zealand 2 years Visa + work permit for 2 years too.
could this be a scam?

Should we give it a trial.

Any agent in the house.

Not an agent but bro new Zealand is very very alright.

If you see the opportunity guy move

rodeo0070:
New BlackBerry 5G smartphone will be publicly available in the first half of 2021.

CEO Peter Franklin, OnwardMobility (new operators of BlackBerry) announced agreements with BlackBerry and FIH Mobile Limited, a subsidiary of Foxconn Technology Group, to deliver a new 5G BlackBerry Android smartphone with a physical keyboard, in the first half of 2021 in North America and Europe.

Working closely with OnwardMobility, BlackBerry and FIH Mobile will ensure world-class design and manufacturing of these devices.

After failing to meet with the trend of smartphones, BlackBerry was first acquired in 2013. After that, it reached an agreement with TCL and BlackBerry Mobile in 2016 and launched several new phones.

At the beginning of 2020, the cooperation between the two companies ended, and OnwardMobility took over. Now, BlackBerry 5G phone, its first 5G device will come from OnwardMobility.

As of now, there is no official launch date for this device. However, OnwardMobility hopes to release it as soon as possible. Franklin also said, “We are promoting to customers and sellers around the world, introducing product sales plans.”

SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/2021/02/15/blackberry-5g-phone-with-physical-keyboard-set-to-launch-this-year/

If they bring back bbm I'm buying. This time it should be only on bb phones.

yungsmart:
Hello, please i have been trying to activate MTN *121# or topdealsforme data bundle since yesterday but its telling me 'oops wrong code' of which it's not. What's the problem or are there any tips to go about it.

Have you upgraded your sim to 4G. If not do that first otherwise it won't work. The plan is meant for those whose sim has been upgraded to 4G.

Nicenancy:
Will u accept the coconut below from a girl?

Normally I dey with my big cutlass to divide them first before anything. So if na jazz she use am mean,I laugh am in ijaw...

Before a car breaks down like that it must have given you signs that you ignored.

Abia1stS0N:
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-africa-51553861

I changed my mind about moving to ph d day I saw a friend's ac filter covered in sooth rather than dust. Wike and the fg need to look into this. The air in ph is not clean.

GiwaMoore1:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/01/be-involved-in-party-politics-tinubus-support-group-charges-youths/amp/

They would never give us youths the chance at governance. They just want us to get involved so they can use us to do the hard and dirty work and in worst case scenario, sacrifice our lives just for them to get into power. Pdp and apc all users of the youth.

Finished mine guys. Goodluck with yours..

Stop pushing it inside and just chook it inside. Try it and see.

lordmayor2013:
A street in Ibadan in 1976
www.nairaland.com/attachments/13055889_img20210127165706_jpegbcf2462b4ca32b749364180316c56345

The same street in 2021
www.nairaland.com/attachments/13055890_img20210127165654_jpegf57cf7c0a2f907bfdc08adc9df75c955

What is responsible for this massive change in looking from good to worse?

Lack of maintenance culture. We don't maintain anything in Nigeria.

Drinokrane:
https://igberetvnews.com/1380553/police-arrest-4-suspects-vandalizing-rail-tracks-niger-state-photo/

We are our own problem.

jumper524:
I swear e no go better for bet9ja owners.
see the waste bin of the bet9ja in my area just this evening.
yet the workers are complaining that no market.

No money na normal rich nigerian slogan.

GamalNasser:
But they have business holding assault rifle sha ?

You say you are an Engineer?

Bro anyone can hold a riffle. But I bet you I mean more business when you see me coming at you with an RPG.

PS: THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THE LATTER PART OF YOUR COMMENT. BUT I GUESS YOU JUST WANT TO BE YOUR USUAL SELF. STAY BLESSED...

Depressed101:
Imagine the caliber of weapons, no wonder they want to build a rail connecting Niger and Nigeria so that they can flush the south
Part 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir2THt5hBgQ


Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZHaRW5ukD8

If this is verified to be true then a herdsman has no business holding an RPG.

Yongi99:
What is the average salary a safety officer can earn monthly? And does having ISPON certificates (either General HSE or HSE 3) give a better advantage?

The sector depends on the salary.

While construction might pay an average of 50-100k for this role ,

The oil and gas sector might pay 120-200k on average. And yes ISPON certificates have an advantage especially in the oil and gas sector.

Doraty1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6369765/gov-akeredolu-tells-herdsmen-vacate



http://saharareporters.com/2021/01/18/our-agreement-ondo-governor-didn%E2%80%99t-include-vacating-forest-reserves-%E2%80%93-miyetti-allah

Why must you be in the forest? Ranch your cattle for f**k sake. It's not about religion, it's about upgrade, progress, innovation.

Gemid94:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/01/15m-youths-endorse-gov-bello-for-president/

15million youths from where?. How did you count them to know they are up to 15million.

PaulJohn45:
I'm about to go into this. She's 22 and she has never dated before. Need ideas from those that have dated a girl like that before. How did it go?

Be genuine. If she bleeps up her loss

Ojemedad:
Very good to know there is peace now

How is light there, still stable light?

Sure. But more stable in obrikom. The. Next community.

[quote author=Ojemedad post=97807341]Anyone living in Omoku, Rivers state here?

I would love to know if there is peace now and how is the power situation there.

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It's calm now and lots of fun. U can visit pf golden hotels to chill out or chan krisha for some leisure. There are other nice local spots to visit where u can devour nkwobi and correct palm wine... For the night life u have Mr Dre lounge and old house.

LegendVibes:
https://www.facebook.com/672482079562653/posts/2393263280817849/

Neither pdp nor apc will enter that seat 2023. Whos with me?

Pochettino:
So who paid you to quote the entire post?

You did