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ottersberger:
Ahhhh!. See, Learning has commenced. Like Germans will say, "Geht doch".

My thank you goes to everyone who sued for common sense to return where it took a hiatus, and to the gladiators and sparing partners who it appears have sheathed their swords.

If I catch anybody wey wan disturb dis peace again heh, him go first Azuh enter market unclad.

Oga Mufutau, na lie o, intention denied. Oga you know say we be small pikin. We need you to continue to add stability to the rocking boat. Your contribution to this forum and thread is recognised but if you gotta do this. Anyway, reconsider if you can.

@Egunmogaji, I hate the look of those Uk/9ja style sockets as much as you do. Cheap plastic china wares. However, you can pick up decent continental sockets, switches and allied accessoires here for dirt money.

All you gotta do is hop on a Lufthansa Airbus on the next home run ( yea, I know Delta and United are direct), and spend a couple of days in frankfurt. A short trip to any one of our Baumarkt eg. Hornbach, Obi, Hagebau and Toom, will make up for your trouble. You'll enjoy our hospitality and the good old German lager beer and Sauerkraut .

Let's keep learning gentlemen.

Bia. Na U dey Dis UK switches

charix:
For the clowns above who think this forum's called 'Igboland' please write out the English translation of your comments. We other Nigerians want to understand since they're the first and second comment respectively.

And you have to insult them by calling them clowns, mayB you should pray your village person come with same idea and invite the BBC so you can type in whatever language you speak then we will take you serious

PS: Im not Igbo or anywhere near them in language if anyone is wondering.

EgunMogaji:
I'm looking for "intelligent" feedback from those "using or have supported/installed" wholehouse 110 volts in Nigeria.

Please I'm not looking for reasons not to use it but rather the challenges and how it was solved.

Thanks.

I think for this to work one must have a stepdown.
The war round this is to have a total sum of power need of all your appliances, then have a step down made to support the total wattage.
Im sure you can have this made to your specification if you have a design and a good factory i n china to do this.

AZUH:
Starting from @egunmojagi , mavverick and the rest !! Please this forum is not for EFCC or to track defaulters' if you know you where duped go to the nearest police station and report 'let peace rain !!! Please I need more pictures ' I want to start correcting my chicken legs pillers .

On a serious note.No one here was duped per say rather we had an issue of false representation . Ie pretending to be a male whilst they where female . Pretending to be a builder and contractor while having a different moniker as a satisfied customer in other words write or give good reviews to their other moniker to attract unsuspecting client to release funds and end up in a sorry state liken your chicken leg pillers .I have to make that joke how can I resist that lol .
So in a nutshell this issue is done and dusted .

EgunMogaji:
I learnt a good lesson on how this place works now

How far on your project?

All good,I'm at that point where you have to sit down with a cold glass of water to read quotations

EgunMogaji:
EgunMogaji makes his triumphant return after a well-deserved ban. Again

Like a diligent Nigerian, I served it out dutifully without creating alternate userids.

Thanks to the Nairaland mods for giving me an opportunity to review their TOS, but Seun really needs to invest in new technologies such as ignore user filters and MAC/IP based bannings.

Anyhoos, let's return to talking about turning dirt into habitable dwellings shall we?

Ah welcome back
Sanity has returned as even the badies won't return on here as no more free money .
No maga .
I think seaun is working on ISP based banning for people with multiple aliases . .

NgeneUkwenu:
https://www.thecable.ng/okupe-used-n10m-dasukis-n100m-furnish-apartment

Satalite monitor

NL1960:
Chai, okere juju ke. Make you no unleash agbasa o. That wan go be double trouble.

That one dey tear wrapper

The Humble tortise Car.my Dad got in 1988

juitar:
Vry soon a helper wil locate her.
Kudos Blessing

Now that's injustice to this post.what helper does she need ? She ain't suffering . If she puts her all into it she could earn more than most people in here.and that's fact

Bad mkt 4 all D fraudsters here, no one frm even NIger republic and Ghana go give dem wrk.I also trust men on ground in 9ja

abdulwastecx:
You mean 3ft or 0.9m? As the foundation depth

yes Bross 0.9m

destruction11:
boda ode, your godfather reported and banned my account. You think I am a coward like you guys that use alt account to insult ppl here? Thank God 3strikes and egun has been bursted

Maybe if I will reply u, you can write good english and not this jagajaga u are spewing since

So if Egun reported and you was banned hows that my Biz, even if U are Agarawu whats my Biz with you? dont you have unfinished Biz with others?why are you dragging me into your nest?I have unfinished biz with Lastpage end of so free me, I do not want to talk to u nah by force? by the way free me joor,

destruction11:
dem dem dem...mention agarawu na bro.

Abi know be me u dey follow talk ?

the Ignore button was meant 4 U, however, If U get liver log of this alias and log on with your Original name,that's if U get liver I dare U.nor B dis your yesterday 2016 user name

Demainman1:
@Erico2k2, you are suppose to be the class monitor here but na you come make noise pass now

Who go write you own name down now?

I was monitor and always been calm and joke now and then until Madam Lastpage insult my Dad, this is why I deploy the full venom of okere juju on her and her scamming crew.

NL1960:
Why you dey wait for angle 90 before you fire for round two?. Abeg, fire dey go. Waffy no dey carry last now.

nah bro, make dem gather together cos the person behind Lastpage get another name here wey dem dey use too,I go soon blast the 2nd user name then their ring go exterminate.,chey all of them wan fight me,their blood don cold.dem think say nah dem start 19 wrk
Dem think say nah dem sabi use 2 laptop log on same time with two diff user name I laugh in Okpe .U wey dey think say U sharp no worry I go soon fall your hand.

skimanski:
This is total civil war!!! where are the Peace keeping force. come give me a hand here ooo. !!!


Everyone! wetin happen to the thread been for only construction matters

Good question
ANswer: Fraudsters took over, trying to undermine the good job you and your likes have implanted in us which we are forever grateful but GOD pass dem.

mavverick:
They say a week is a long time in politics.
It appears a week is also a long time on this thread. So many kids running around with different monikers insulting everyone, we have seen p*rn* site, dating side, yahoo boy, camel rider, an innocent daughter being brought into the frame, pictures of some of them, Mr lastpage, Mrs lastpage, Mr lastpage mistress. Wetin we never hear ?

Nollywood script writers, i hope you are reading. free story line.

its good you are using the Ignore button on some people.
They are seeking relevance.

lastpage:
OPEN LETTER

Good Morning everyone.

I am the wife of Lastpage.

As husband and wife, we use this same account on Nairaland.
Sometimes, l make it known that it is a female/wife that is posting if l think there may be confusion. Other times l dont bother.


I opened the (Give birth thread) that has been quoted as Lastpage (My Husband) sometimes ago, to assist my former school daughter when she came up with the idea of giving birth abroad and asked me for assistance. I could not help her directly because we are not related so l promised her l would help her get information from people with similar experience. She insisted she has the money to fund it and kind people volunteered all those information and many other people that l dont know, as you can read from the responses, also benefited from the information provided.
This is why my husband (Lastpage) insisted that l should not delete the thread otherwise l would have done so a long time ago.

She gave birth in the U.K, paid her hospital bills and all was done and documented properly.
As luck will have it, she also won the Visa lottery in 2012 and eventually relocated permanently to the US, with her child. she has three kids now.
This is the summary of it.

Now, l have been reading things posted by some posters here which at best is uninformed and just mischievous.
I cannot stop anyone from making any post they want to make so, they can continue to make the post till kingdom come.

I had a serious discussion with Lastpage himself about his exchanges with some characters on this particular thread and l have made it clear to him that he does not need this sort of lowering himself, to the level that others have put themselves.
At least, if children are behaving as children, what about him? Should older person not know better?
Anonymously and online, people would say things they dare not say in person, because they dont have to defend it.

He takes to Nairaland as entertainment and unwinding but l have made it known to him that even at that, he has to carefully chose those he responds to. There is a limit to such things.
I wrote this to clear the air once and for all, with regards to many people who hold him in very high esteem on Nairaland.

Those that want to hold unto their rumour (one even said he is a woman, one even called him Brabus, imagine?) are free to do so, since that is their upbringing.
I have specifically pleaded with him to ignore those who are like children here but he is still free to have an adult discussion.
That is why l am his wife.

I will not respond to whatever insult as l cant identify the person making it.



Lastpage (Mrs)

Im the one making the accusation, why not face me,you and your 419 husband dey fear? in real life una two go enter container 4 koko. silly thieves.DO not worry, say anything more to me and watch more of your shyte put on here this time nah RIP.

3strikes:
Very wrong move. Make una see levels o


If you are gonna be a liar atleast be a very good one. You keep contradicting yoursef.

Lastpage got busted so now we have Mrs Lastpage?

Issorite.......Nairalander i hope you guys arw learning one or two things as this drama dey unfold. I know Nairalanders are smart pple but please continue...


Just dont forget that when you lie, you will need another lie to cover previous lie.

Cc: Erico
You have officially converted lastpage to woman.

I nor tell Una, wen I warned her I will wash her dirt online she thought I was playing nah the movie don get extension, we now have a Mr and mrs lastpage, we go soon have Junior lastpage,

lastpage:
OPEN LETTER

Good Morning everyone.

I am the wife of Lastpage.

As husband and wife, we use this same account on Nairaland.
Sometimes, l make it known that it is a female/wife that is posting if l think there may be confusion. Other times l dont bother.


I opened the (Give birth thread) that has been quoted as Lastpage (My Husband) sometimes ago, to assist my former school daughter when she came up with the idea of giving birth abroad and asked me for assistance. I could not help her directly because we are not related so l promised her l would help her get information from people with similar experience. She insisted she has the money to fund it and kind people volunteered all those information and many other people that l dont know, as you can read from the responses, also benefited from the information provided.
This is why my husband (Lastpage) insisted that l should not delete the thread otherwise l would have done so a long time ago.

She gave birth in the U.K, paid her hospital bills and all was done and documented properly.
As luck will have it, she also won the Visa lottery in 2012 and eventually relocated permanently to the US, with her child. she has three kids now.
This is the summary of it.

Now, l have been reading things posted by some posters here which at best is uninformed and just mischievous.
I cannot stop anyone from making any post they want to make so, they can continue to make the post till kingdom come.

I had a serious discussion with Lastpage himself about his exchanges with some characters on this particular thread and l have made it clear to him that he does not need this sort of lowering himself, to the level that others have put themselves.
At least, if children are behaving as children, what about him? Should older person not know better?
Anonymously and online, people would say things they dare not say in person, because they dont have to defend it.

He takes to Nairaland as entertainment and unwinding but l have made it known to him that even at that, he has to carefully chose those he responds to. There is a limit to such things.
I wrote this to clear the air once and for all, with regards to many people who hold him in very high esteem on Nairaland.

Those that want to hold unto their rumour (one even said he is a woman, one even called him Brabus, imagine?) are free to do so, since that is their upbringing.
I have specifically pleaded with him to ignore those who are like children here but he is still free to have an adult discussion.
That is why l am his wife.

I will not respond to whatever insult as l cant identify the person making it.



Lastpage (Mrs)

ahahah make una come see Ohhhh, where is Egun, the Oba and ambode must hear this, see SCAMMERS,una dey learn mr and Mrs, plz take your scamming open letter and shove it where the SUN do not shine,go and learn manners from the real women on this page, they do not go o n insulting MEN.Real women have respect for themselves.You think with this you are going to xcape the gravity of ur exposure? your are a learning, by the time I have finished with you, your husband who ever it is will call a family meeting to discus your mental state and yes its me erico2k2 the first son of WARRI that said it.

I dey wait them for angle 90 for round two, My Gun is fully loaded.pikin wey say him Mama nor go Sleep him too nor go sleep.
I tell lastpage say nah Initial gra gra she dey do she nor hear word.

itswell1:
Madam last page when are we coming for your pikin Mrs Lanicky naming ceremony
Useless people when never lay one block will come here and rob people of their hard earned money.
Can you Imagine papa, mama and pikin engaging in 419.
Brabus + Madam Last page +agarawu23 aka Mrs Lanicky =fraudster

yesoo, they just come to try and kill this sweet page, every single thing I did on my build I learnt from here,from honest guys like segcymoor and abdul and spyder to name a few.Now the Fraudstars congrigate here cos dem don see maga frm 9ja and people from abroad dey read this thread.
Holyghost fire for anyone who is here to defraud a person of his/her hard earned £$ kai my keyboard nor get Euro sign

mavverick:
Damn
await my official comments.
just driving now. I need to read this from a bigger screen.
I can't believe my eyes, so this is not lastpage writing style it's his or her twin sister. Complete BS
make I continue reading the drama unfolding

Its just the Beginning, I knew who was behind that user name from long time, I just kept quiet and composed.she made a mistake when she talked about my FATHER huge mistake she will pay 4.

itswell1:
Father = brabus
Mother= madam last page
Pikin = agarawu23 aka Mrs Lanicky

They have one thing in common FRAUD.
Agarawu23 if tunisian don tire you please go to CEUTA tru morroco. Very dirty looking person, PIG! You will come here to run shoulder with people with solid characters and property investement here, Tufiakwa i spit you out elede

Best summary ever, 1st generation FRAUD.
make we wait 4 part 2

kopell:
@ALL THIS IS A SHAME TO MANY OF US, DO YOU ALL REALIZE THE WHOLE WORLD ARE READING ALL THIS. IT NICE TO EXPOSE ALL THOSE WITH 2FACES OR MULTIPLE NAMES. WE SHALL BE WACTHING, THIS IS REALY SEIROUS. ALL YOU 4I9S YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED !!!!

Yes ohh, even those wey B F dey Form M here

segcymoor:
Soak in the salt water..
Note: d quality of stainless steel used in Lekki axis is different from mainland so

Thats a good Idea, so whats is it to watch for after the test?

3strikes:
Hahahahahahah. Erico u wicked o. All this time wey u dey play nice....hahajajaja... I carry another yansh up o.

My brother, nah Jeje wey I dey Ohhh SHE carry her wahala take come join me for where I park quietly dey observe with my Note book dey write names down.,U kno, nah empty drum dey make the loudest noise
U remember say I be D monitor 4 this class and nah me dey write names of noisemakers down

paininyourass:
Guy let's ball and let me connect your braincells. You need some nigg*

Thank you very very much I don't want to ball with you, you are far too kind.
Im waiting for lastpage,I got a beef with HER if u dnt mind

Suprise suprise LAstpage Logs out the calvary logs in ahahahahah
The revelation is priceless.We need lastpage,

3strikes:
I dey tell una since say once we enter page 400 things go change o.



Lastpage how market?


Never run na.....anyways e go dey here dey wait you.


Lastpage is a fraudster! Lastpage na brabus girlfriend both producing fake document and living fake life...

Market bad die lol SHE nor expect this one at all

lastpage:
Obviously, TWO of YOu dont have a life....... as in real life.

You keep stroking yourselves, one after another. You keep M@sturbating over my mention...... na so this thing pain una reach? .
Everyone ignored you and you are begging them to come and participate!

Please post my face o! At least you will have something to show EFCC about some documents you mentioned before naah!

Am done with you FOR NOW..... until l have more free time to waste.



Lastpage!

ahahah No run Ohh come here MADAM, chey you dey get mouth since,E neva reach to post ur face,I go leak you rubbish first B4 dem ban me
U just dey make mouth window you no make, block U nor mould,house U nor raise,land U nor sell,fence U nor do U jst dey disturb people up and down here,U think say nah to write fancy colors here be D koko ,I B think say U get some Dirt U wan trow out here, U suprise say U nor see anything?check all my topics and post, see if any fakes dey Aramo.