₦airaland Forum

1Sharon:
And you believed this shit!!
You didn't even try to lie and say you were there to make you sound more credible!!

You believed what a herbalist friend told you??

He's not a liar, someone i can believe and not an indomie generation who can fabricate stories. He first started by saying my people, see what i saw today, wonders shall never end...He said it when he returned him that day. He's a very reliable middle-aged man.

As regards the bolded, that's a good reason people don't believe those fake pastors anymore because a lot of people washed their face with charm to see beyond the physical. That doesn't make them holy or pure. They are diabolical.

I also believe my father inlaw.

SadiqBabaSani:
Tinubu cannot be President, even Agbado master knows it

Don't mind them. Where will tinubu win exactly? Bloomberg, the much more reliable ratings company said obi will win, same way they predicted Buhari's win in 2015 and 2019. Bloomberg came to do their work. They had correspondence here, fitch has not. They also predicted Jonathan's win in 2011. Where was ftch then? How many times had fitch given fake economic outlook of Nigeria, which was negated by world bank and lai Muhammad? It didn't also reflect the economic realities on ground. Fitch my foot.

Urchins should know this?

South south will never vote apc/tinubu
South east will never vote apc/tinubu
Apart from kogi, north central and abuja will never vote apc/tinubu
Atiku is on ground in the north east and some parts of North west.
North Central isn't sure for him except kano.

lhordspy:
They predicted tinubu will win.

Fitch Ratings is a leading provider of credit ratings, commentary and research for global capital markets, a rating with class not all this mediocre backyard mpkurummiri-induced ojuelegba polls we have been seeing since.

Stop giving yourself false hope jare. Bloomberg is ojuelegba rating abi? Why didn't you also say fitch is fake as you said Bloomberg was fake the other day and other reliable ratings orgs who predicted Obi's win?

Bloomberg predicted Buhari's win in 2015 when it was even hard to believe and 2019 respectively. Where was fitch then?

Where would tinubu win exactly...south-south, south wast, north Central, North East abi north west? Who would vote the failed apc again? . Tinubu can only get meaningful votes in the south west and some states aren't even certain. Enjoy the false hope while it lasts

Now that fitch has favoured Emilokan, I hope they'd also say its also fake news like they did when Bloomberg, same organisation who predicted Buhari's win twice favoured obi .

I hope urchins can rest now and be dancing skelewu

God1000:
But scientists don't believe in the biblical version of human existence.

They told us about the theories of human evolution.

You dey mind the confused mumus

They said apes evolved into man and yet, no apes have ever evolved into man sime over 2k years ago, neither had man evolved into something else...like having 2 heads and 4 legs...evolution shouldn't stop at man or home sapiens if they really know what the word means.

If you ask them, they'd tell you it takes 1m years for that to happen. Who on earth knew the events that took place 20k years ago, talkless of 1m years ago? The instrument used in detecting age was man made, prone to errors. Even the MRI isn't perfect.

If not for the Egyptian mammies discovered, especially those of the former Kings who reigned in Egypt, which made them to discover the pharaoh which reigned in the time of Joseph and other pharaohs mentioned in the bible, they'd not have believed that the biblical recordings of events were real. The writings on the pharaohs tombs confirmed the era they reigned...some 5k years ago...their bodies are even in Egyptian museums till date ad exhumed from their tombs , well preserved in the mammies

30naira:
Hide your ignorance please. There are more Indian doctors and nurses in UK than Nigerians. Government did not subsidise my training bike. I paid for the education.

I'm not doubting that, the number even doubled since the advent of covid-19. I have people working as Dr and neonatal nurse respectively for nearly 10 years at St Mary's Children's Hospital in Manchester. They can't be wrong on the figure. The Indians you talked about are sending their money home to build Hospitals or convalescent homes. Eventually, they'd retire home and put the skills already acquired into practice.

What I meant by givernment subsidising education in Nigeria is, Nigerian universities charge less, compared to what's obtainable in the west. You're paying fees in the university, yes...but are you paying as much as those schooling abroad? There are fees here that government had waived, expecially on residency. The government pays them instead of them paying. Despite all these, the same government would still encourage them on leaving Nigeria to work overseas with poor pay for countries that didn't contribute a dime on their education. Isn't that foolishness? Why not keep them to be useful here by paying them well with good welfare package? ...that's my point

These people don't joke with life. They don't wait until the unexpected happen before they take action, unlike Nigerian govt that would dispel a statement of fact until the evil befalls them.

I remember when US raised alarm of possible attack on abuja when Jonathan was in power. They all said it's not true until they attacked the UN building with bomb. As if that wasn't enough, the federal government said it wasn't a bomb or suicide attack, that an average Nigerian loves to enjoy life and wouldn't want to take his or her life by committing suicide . Then, the nyanya Park happened and killed several innocent travellers, followed by series of bomb attacks in the nieth East

My people, be careful where you visit in abuja. Don't visit clubs, pubs, or recreation centres. Avoid a crowded environment like Market and if you mist visit any market or mall, be very vigilant. Our government are our worst enemies. Know this and know peace.

Baba of fyn gals. His sons too are handsome and I think they take after their mum cos the one killed by abacha in a plane crash who wasn't his biological son too was a replica of his mum. But the man wicked shaa. I can't forget his regime in a hurry. If Nigeria could survive the abacha regime, we will survive the apc too.

DamnnNiggarr:
Presidential

Yes ooo

LeoDeKing:
Tinubu was the governor of Lagos State for 8 years, but any political activities by Tinubu and supporters, ipob pigs will start screaming on social media asking why Tinubu's activities are always in Lagos.

Peter obi was the governor of Anambra state for same 8 years, yet 85% of his political activities are in Lagos while less than 1% are in Anambra.

Ipob pigs and reasoning are light years apart.

Same programme is taking place all over the country tomorrow, including the Anambra you mentioned. Not only in Lagos. Read what successmatters said above...scroll

Stay tuned!

NigeriaIsGreat:
LOl

You don't need all these epistle over the mere correction i made

I hope Nigeria will remain Nigeria and not a ZOO after the election?

I only mentioned you in my response to the moniker cos of the way he responded to your comment. My message wasn't directed at you if you read and internalised it.

Zoo or not,.no need for name-calling from our camp to anyone anymore, which I was trying to harp on. I had acknowledged the error and I also thanked you. Normally, some people would have attacked you instead. It's not necessary.
Please change your perception about OBIDATTI. We're not all ibos. That our presidential aspirant is Ibo doesn't make us members and our supporters ibo, we're a national party. It's like saying pdp is an arewa party cos atiku is a northerner. Or apc is a Yoruba party cos tinubu is running under it.

Most of the organisers of this outreach are yorubas, male and female professionals from all walks of life. Even if you're not for us, you can pay us a visit and see us tomorrow in case you're resident in Lag. You can identify us by our name tags and social media handles.

Confused individuals

LeoDeKing:
Mbok, which model of English is "a poor English" again?

NigeriaIsGreat was trying to prove a point but I got his message. Correction has been made.

Please this goes to all obidients. Name-calling is over. Nigerians know what they want. Even the campaign managers of both the apc and pdp know this fact and that's why they're attacking each other, using Obi's popularity as as a case study. As you can see, name-calling is an old style of electioneering campaign so, please don't join them in the dirty game. You saw that mallam in the north yesterday sensitising his people with a Public Address System with those hajias, going on a house-to-house sensitization about Obidatti23. We're no more known as social media supporters anymore as we're now coming out. Hope you have your pvc.

Nigeria must be great in our generation. We shall pass that baton of greatness onto the posterity. We crave a country in which people will not be addressed based on their religion and ethnicity.

I'm obidient, are you?

NigeriaIsGreat:
Still yet

What a poor English

Corrected, thanks.

Dear obidients, if you're resident in Festac and environs, please join us for a medical outreach tomorrow for OBIDATTI. We will announce other locations in lagos later as we seek to cover every part of the state before end of 2022, after which we'd commence house to house sensitization.

Mention my moniker tomorrow on your arrival of the venue for the opportunity to interact with me face to face for the first time. You could take away a digital finger clip pulse oximeter or BP monitor home, courtesy my humble self if you arrive on time. The outreach would provide an opportunity for interactions and how you could educate those who are yet to be liberated from the shackles of fruitles promises by the old politicians in this country.

See you tomorrow! Ire oo!

What are our celebs doing to the flood victims nationwide? It just struck my mind. This is the best time to show kindness, not just about making money.

madjune:
This had nothing to do with sex or Virginity.

I wasn't even a virgin then.

While at the University of Calabar, from which I graduated; I made out time to go the neighboring village time and again and to make inquiries into this incident.
Through hushed tones, they told me lots surrounding that river and it's godess.

ok

madjune:
I don't pray for you to have any encounter before you dislodge your unbelief.

Years ago, I was once like you...that was until 1994.
I've narrated my experience here on Nairaland but I doubt if many can recall it.

You see, we humans aren't the only life forms( at least, physically) in this plane of existence...or expanding into the universe.

There's a lot uncovered by the human mind and only the unfortunate few are chanced a revelation and, to what purposes I can't fully explain.

This happened at the College of education, Akampka in 1994 where I was an IJMB student then, preparing for my jamb exams for a hopeful admission into Unical.
Now, ranging like 3 miles from the back of our male hostel was this river. It was a gently rolling river which meandered through narrow enclaves with fresh ferns and rock outcrops for one to bath or wash few clothes. We students went there for our baths, especially when the hostel taps seized running.
On looking back, I can recall that, the students who were natives of that region shunned going to this river.
Now, on this morning. Very early in the morning, the tap was out and we have this morning class coming up. My friend Jude and I hurried off to the river to have our bath. And as I can recall. As we walked down it's steep slope, down by the banks as we could see; a spectral form in the shape of an old woman with a lone stick tied to her head which she held with her hand stood out.
She kept coming uphill as we descended. We made nothing of it.
As we came closer to her, we noticed that from her trodden path, there came no sound.
She seemed to float above the ground. We didn't quite take stock of this abnormality till we passed her.
What we found strange was, as we passed her and proferred a greeting, she ignored us and moved on.

Now, within a step or two as we've passed and remarked to ourselves upon the woman's cold attitude; we turned to look around and fully call her into view. Could you believe it that the woman whom just took two steps was now more than two miles up the hill. And then, she stopped upon our gaze.

Her spectral form had an uncanny cast to it.
It seemed like all that morning fog and darkness tended to form a halo above her head and as she made to.look in our direction, we ran off into the bushes...we kept running and running until we got to the doors of our hostel...and made it to our individual rooms where we kept screaming and mumbling incoherently.
The whole students in the hostels gathered to hear our story and some of the natives had this knowing looks like they knew what we saw.

They wouldn't say much.

On that night we became sick and you know what, though we didn't share the same room or bed, more stranger was, we slept and dreamt...and had the same dream.

As we.woke the next day and recounted our dreams...it was like...

I believe you guy. MufasaLion can't be blamed for his unbelief because such a story is always hard to believe but it happens. You saw the ghost because you had never had sex with any girl before. At that age, you just left secondary school with your mind still unpolluted. Only those who have not stained their body with women or men wouid always see such a thing like that or those who have washed their face with juju . This life is a mystery. Only God can decipher it's forms.

Sometime in 1993, a friend of mine who just finished from secondary school had a similar experience. He's from ekiti and you know ekiti people for their occupation-farming. He was on his way to their farm to fetch some yam for the weekend. As soon as he left the town behind, he saw this man coming all alone from the farm, towards the outskirts of the town. It was a sunny, desolate and serene afternoon, around 1pm on a Friday as he described it. This man was human from his waist to his head but animal from his waist down. My friend said he was hearing his footsteps so audibly even though he was like 200m away from him. The closer he got, the louder the footsteps. By the time he now got closer, he greeted him, Good afternoon sir, but he said nothing. He repeated, Good afternoon sir, still no response. He said his head swelled and he was feeling uncomfortable. He now looked at him closely. This man didn't say a word till he disappeared from his face as he looked on.

This world is a mystery. Only God Himself can undestand it. Sometime ago, my father inlaw saw someone whom he last saw about a decade earlier. It was here in lagos, somewhere at oshodi. The moment he saw him, he ran after him in excitement, calling his name. Suddenly, he disappeared in the crowd. He looked confused, looking everywhere for this man, no way!

He now went to their house to ask of him. The wife said, he's dead. That he died some years back. He thought they were kidding, looking confused again. By the time they now showed him the man's gravesite, he now believed. My inlaw wasn't normal for days.

There was a day one man, a herbalist too saw a girl but this time, a ghost but walking and living in the midst of real human. His friend came from abroad so, he went to an Ikeja hotel to see him. He went with his friend, who's known to us. This man sees vision as herbalist. He's washed his face with juju which makes him see beyind the physical. Right at the reception, he said to his friend, this girl that's coming into the hotel is an animal but looking like a human being. She came to meet a guy in that hotel. His friend doubted him. He said how can this pretty girl be an animal but the herbalist said all he's seeing is half human and half animal with goat legs. That the girl would act funny the moment she gets to the reception because she's noticed him, that he's known her secret.

Long story cut short, this girl got to the reception and paused. She looked at that herbalist for a few seconds and hissed, then climbed the stairs to meet her prey. The man said whoever sleeps with her is in trouble. It was the herbalist's friend who narrated the story to us.

Brendaniel:
When Tribe and religion instead of merit becomes the criteria to choose leaders, these are part of the results...

You've said it all.

Nigeria is a breeding ground for skilled workers exploited abroad. They attended Nigerian schools, benefited from Nigerian University facilities and givernment reduced fees, only to be allowed by the same clueless givernment to take the skills abroad to work in a clime that didn't contribute a dime to those skills. No be mumu givernment be dat?

Indians , Chinese, Saudi and Co would do otherwise...aquire skills abroad to develop their countries back home. Why won't they be the best my people? We'd get it right someday. The crop of politicians we have today should be blamed for all these nonsense. All of them keep running to the west for medical treatment after collapsing Nigeria's health sector yet, their blind followers wouldn't reason along these lines of inequality and cheating. They're the ones patronising those empty hospitals.

Grumio:
Hello everyone. I need help. Around May 2022, I had a fling with a girl. We had what I couldn't even call sex in the real sense of it. It happened that I tried to insert my penis but the tip of my penis only touched her vagina opening, it appeared to me like I never even penetrated in the real sense of it and even if I had penetrated it still would have been only the tip touching the vagina for less than 10 seconds but there was no thrush at all as I didn't deep it in

Also the girl was trying to sit in me and ride and in the process my penis could have touched the vagina opening with an actual thrush again and there were lot of deep kisses and sucking.

A few weeks later, exactly 2 weeks I started feeling sick with headache and two days later, I had fever, my body was hot and I was feeling cold, I took anti malaria injection and also took ciprofloxacin and amoxilin. I got better.

But by the fifth day I noticed my neck was swelling, at the back of my neck on the right side, it was towards the back. And the next day I had some sort of sore throat, it wasnt actually feeling sore, but it felt like something was blocking the throat. I also started noticing muscle tingling and pain Iin my hand and leg.

After 2 weeks I noticed rashes on my forehead, it looked like acne or pimples (I will add a picture), I applied anti bacteria and a it fungal cream and it vanished and turned to dark spots on my face.

About a month later I was seriously sick with fever, headache, cough that refused to go, I had to go to a hospital where test was carried out and I was told I had an infection slcoa my white blood count was 11700 microliter and I was admininstered with Sulfamethoxazole and trimethoprim which worked well cos in the space of 2 hours I was relieved and all the symptoms disappeared.

I then went to use ciprofloxacin again and I started developing rashes on my forehead again, I used the same cream and it turned to dark spots. After the whole thing I started feeling very hot around my neck and chest every morning and it only reduces anytime and walk around or Jog, there was no sweat whatsoever.

I haven't tested yet cos I believe my risk is such a low risk, some even said I had no risk but I have kept having panic attacks evevrythime and I am also scared of running a test.

Please Doctors in the house what infection could it be and what are the odds that it could be HIV under such circumstances?

Get tested first and free yourself from perceived illusions. That said, HIV is back with full force. Guys and girls, beware

When man dey hustle day and night, man no die. Man come make d moni finish, na woman com kill am. E no make sense at all. There's more to life than sex

OPICANTO2223:
Tinibu is working. Hypocritical people that yanked off a performing governor Ambode.

They're so corrupt. You can see as they're praising sanwoolu, one of the worst performing governors in Lagos. Cos he's doing their bidding. We're voting wisely in Lagos next year. This isn't about noise-making on nairaland or social media. The battle will be taken to the polls and the results would male all the noise instead.

Gbadebo Chinedu Patrick Rhodes-Vivour, welcome on board. Your coast is getting clearer. Jandor has got no weight here . The race is between you and Sanwoolu

We4all:
Omoh! You tried. Now I understand why some accident victims usually burn to death. Help never came their way.

Yes, exactly. The reason why most victims either bleed to death or burn to death. We're so uncaring in this part of rhe world. You'd just see vehicles driving past them on the highway. There was a day I was coming back to lagos from asaba. There was this guy I was competing with along ijebu ode highway..
The portion was very bad if you're familiar with the place. We were both driving SUVs. Suddenly, I couldn't see him ahead of me. He had veered into the Bush. By the time we got there I was shocked all parked and rescued him. He was fine. Another day I was driving to same asaba and saw a GIG Logisrics bus inside the Bush. The driver slept off. I wasn't even scared of the desolate highway, I stopped and went to search for him. He was safe. He said he couldn't rest for says and had to hit the road again. People were just driving past him. Too bad

OJEEMAH:
Naso we hear say Rico Swarvey dey hospital next thing na death news.

God abeg make nothing do this guy

Carry Jagaban instead

This isn't good. Pull it down

This would have made sense when police was still policing Nigeria. Not now that they even hire out their gun to kidnappers and some of them engage themselves in various evil act.

I remember a night a gang of robbers numbering 11 invaded my apartment at the Ileya (eid) festival eve in 2010. My neighbour who saw them climbing the stairs called these evil men called police. They said they're coming but couldn't show up until about 3 hours after the gang had come, taken my new toyota car and laptop away. They came and began cracking yeye jokes in my apartment, so annoying. Thank God for the MTN tracker that year. The car was stopped somewhere in.ogun state and I went there with the rescue team to recover it with the spare key of the car.

Workch:
With two strong southerners on the ballot and the suspicion between yorubas and igbo political elites, this next president will come from the birth.

Tinubu and Peter Obi cannot beat Atiku. At the end of everything, northerners will play their herd mentality voting pattern and I am not sure that they will allow a southerners beat any of their strong candidate there.

Down here in the south, Tinubu and Obi will split votes massively, both of then will lose north.

It's a pity, just a pity. Obi or Tinubu needs to step down for power yo return to south, unfortunately that's not something that is likely to happen.

It's too late for this guy. He who will lose, will lose and he who will win will win. What would be interesting at the end if the race is, shame no go allow the lose ever come out again in public. We're too power drunk in this country, insrqsd of putting people first.

The one he changed in 1984 really affected my late granddad. He couldn't meet the deadline given so the money ended up becoming useless.

DamnnNiggarr:


These are the people that have Nigeria at heart.

Not people wey sufferness no dey tire

Kuku say the urchins wey tribalism, religious bigotry and otę don kee finish. If care isn't taken, the first would be the last in this country cos of bigotry and hate. The earlier we become united and move this country forward, the better.

People are always scared to rescue accident victims. Some are also naturally wicked. I don't know why. Sometime ago, I saw an LT bus on a Sunday at the scene of a major accident. Nobody was close to the bus. I saw 2 men inside. One was unconscious while the other was badly injured on his forehead. The windscreen had cut his forehead deep so it affected his brain. He was just talking nonsense. Instead of people to come to their rescue, they were just taking selfies and recording. I saw something shocking. Fire had gutted part of the bonnet, it was already raging, getting to the driver's side and the driver was already unconscious. I quickly forced the door open and called people around to help out. I first pulled out the man with a deep cut, some people went to look for water, pouring it on him.

One guy pulled off the battery cable located behind the driver seat cos while the fire was burning the engine side, the LT Bus' engine was still running. As soon as the cable was removed, the engine stopped. To now evacuate the driver became another problem. We had to put out the fire first. He was half dead but his body was still warm.with a little pulse on him. We had to break a portion of the steering side cos the whole dashboard had collapsed on his 2 legs. We pulled him out, carried him across the other side of the road to a hospital called Longing Medical Centre at Ijaye Ojokoro area. I went to see one of my staff staying around there that year. I needed him to help out with something urgent.

Long story cut short, the guy with a deep cut regained his senses while the unconscious guy sneazed when we got to the hospital after taking some drips. He opened his eyes. The injured guy now narrated what happened. That whey were returning from a naming ceremony of one of their friends baby and suddenly ran into a parked trailer and that's all he could remember. I asked him to give me the number of their relations to call. As soon as I was able to establish the contact with them and the hospital, I now took my leave. I called them later to know how they were faring. They were OK and in good spirit. God used me as their angel that evening. They'd have got burnt completely inside that LT Bus cos nobody was willing to come to their rescue.