₦airaland Forum

smileyoo:
i had a neighbour who was married to a plump sized lady, each time they had quarrel, the lady 'll simply allow the man to sleep at night. then she collapsed on top of him, until d man 'll start crying for help. some ladies are nt smiling.

LOL. dat woman bad so she was using her weight as an advantage against the man. lesson don't date a woman whose weight you are unable to carry.

JuanDeDios:
Victims of husband beating at not necessarily weaker than the woman involved. Of course, some are. But in some cases, the man refuses to fight back and the woman who is prone to violence inflicts beatings and even injuries on him. I have seen this.

that's true. this often happens in the western countries where if you dare hit a woman the authorities will side with her so some men will just quietly take the violence not necessarily because they are weak. we should all pray for respectful wives.

na wao after all the struggle. I pray God gives the family the fortitude to bear this loss and I pray they(the parents) don't experience this kind of pain again. I pray for Gods covering upon the siblings she left behind. and for those of us alive and all those commiserating with the family may Gods protective covering be upon us all continually and may we live to fulfill our days. Amen.

Nascimento:
I don't like php. It might be loosing prominence in developed world, But it's not dying in Nigeria, probably because we are slow to adopt new technologies here. Infact most shops in Nigeria use php. It's not a bad idea to get a full grasp of it for the sake of most Nigerian shops.

it is not dying anywhere. according to this link php has a whooping 82.3% dominance of the server scripting market
https://w3techs.com/technologies/overview/programming_language/all

slightlyMad:
i was just doffing my hat for the dude who, on a public forum with experts, called php an IDE

he may not even be smart enough to comprehend the sarcasm.

godOfNairaland:
You don't even know what you are saying. You have already failed. You'll just wake up one day and quote a figure from your head. Who told you google is generating meaningful revenue from their ownership of android OS? 40-60%? mtcheewwwww

I taya for the guy Google's main revenue is from their ad network

voiceofkingston:
Google's biggest and stronghold product is the Android OS...it generates 40% to 60% of their income... we have an OS idea (Zeolite Operating System) that beats every other one...imagine using apps from another OS on the same device?

blackberry already did that and it did not make any difference.

win xp? seriously?

if u need to hide something it should not be on a client side script

superfelix:
very Good.... I just sub for the Airtel 25naira nyt plan and it's working

are u sure? tried it yday and it didn't.

Fanny500:
haaa,mtcheww,usesless people. After using my whole remaining allowance to subscribe in panic buying. the thunder dat will strike una is still doing push up.

LOL. na you go still enjoy ur mb now no vex.

Kyase:
Hmm
Mtn and Airtel I want my night plan back or else.......
After walking dead and Salem una fit stop am, nonsense.

the speed with which they cancelled the nite plan is bad. they didn't even wait for Dec 1.

Kyase:
Hmm
Mtn and Airtel I want my night plan back or else.......
After walking dead and Salem una fit stop am, nonsense.

the speed with which they cancelled the note plan is bad. they didn't even wait for Dec 1.

IBNgemini:
Midnight browsing will be my best bet

Mtn has already cancelled their night plan. I guess others will follow.

Mzflexydeeva:
thanks... Uniben yes, law no

OK. Congrats once more.

Mzflexydeeva:
It was business as usual sometime in January 2014 when I got a pm from another nairaland user @leeport. I was never in the habit of not replying and in the bid to keep an open mind and accommodate as usual, I opened the mail and replied him. Little did I know destiny had a lot in store for the both of us. Days passed with chats and frequent communication. Days turned into weeks and as we progressed from pm we advanced to BBM. As weeks went on, there was the need to exchange numbers and perhaps put a voice to the chats. It wasn't just about the voice anymore, there became the need to place a face to the voice. And so it happened later that year that a meeting be arranged. It wasn't easy considering the fact he was based in lag and I in Benin.  Destiny again showed it had more in store when I later got a job that made me relocate no need to ask as I moved to lag.
Well the rest is history because today am proud to be his wife....
Just another reason nairaland will always be in our hearts..... It started here https://www.nairaland.com/1541621/meet-new-cool-people-just
And the deal was sealed 12-11-16

op congrats and hml. Did you graduate from uniben? faculty of law to be precise? you look like someone I knew back then.

Tolexander:
Apps for tithe, but many of them won't think of developing the app for devotional bible reading and how to grow and be steadfast in spirit

money dey dat one?

ZKOSOSO:
Which Oshomole?? The one we know or another Judas Oshomole??
Abegiiii..!!

the very oshiomohle we know. we all know that he was trying to remain relevant by influencing the last governorship election in Edo but oshiomole humbles him with a humiliating defeat like the precious 2 times I.e. 3 state election defeat in a row.

NOC1:
Mmechioe onu nwata, I say shut up. Missed by who?
Not a youth like me, he will be missed by those youths who are in there 80s.

bros thank you for that response, this is a man who spent several decades in the corridors of power without leaving any meaningful mark on the lives of his people. good riddance to bad rubbish.

location?

300

DIKEnaWAR:
What were you driving? Keke or okada?
The Pastor is Benin. Sorry to interrupt your trade, now continue.

dats not a Benin name.

progress69:
Mtcheeeew. Light on and still counting. I


Who cares if you believe on not?


Leave village and come to the city

are villages not also supposed to have electricity? the fact that you have light in your area does not mean that others who do not have should keep mute. in my area we will be lucky if we have power for 3 hours in a day.

yusufu16:
And they were also dead people when Jesus Christ raised Lazarus from the dead. I believe everything happen for a reason at every point in life

good point, Jesus raised d the dead during the Bible days but there were still other dead people and he did not go in search of all of them.

LaClicKLaBenDin:
Enough evidence abound in the universe to prove himself to him, and if that's not enough, God isn't obligated to prove himself to him. He can decide to do it, and he can decide not to.

I always see Christians who come here and want to defend God and paint him in an endearing manner, so that the atheist won't call him a monster or other names, but the truth is, God is a supreme King, he doesn't run a democracy, He is unquestionable, and whatever he does is done in righteousness. The created can't question the Creator!

You can accept that he is your creator or reject it, but He still remains God!

well said brother. I think tend to forget that he is God and He does not owe us an explanation neither does he bear any burden to prove his existence to us. we tend to forget that we owe our very existence to him and if he decides this minute to wipe out the world from existence He does nor need to seek our permission to do it.

YourNemesis:
Just say you are ranking areas with the highest house rents so that we can all go and rest.

is that not a criteria for determining the lucrativeness of real estate in a city?

brostheo:
Asin, I school at uniben, the city is so dry. ThankGod for the uni there

which part of the city have u been to? don't confine yourself to ekosodin, and ugbowo axis and think that you have seen the city. uniben is actually on the outskirts of the city. FYI I am an alumnus of uniben.

kinibigdeal:
What's the moral of this?

I think
the moral is DAT gals should allow guys chook on the first date.

pussyphilia:
How? Why do you like to claim power broker when you are not!

When the PDP-led senate created the Doctrine of necessity that saw GEJ emerging as acting president, was a yorubaman the senate President?

During the 2011 election, did more yorubas vote for GEJ than Igbo's? How exactly did you GEJ President?

you conveniently forgot the role that obj played in the emergence of gej as VP which paved the way for his ascendance to the presidency.

OILSOUP:
SS/SE NO GET ANY AGREEMENT WITH NORTH, ALL WE KNOW IS THAT YORUBA CAN NEVER WIN ANY VOTE IN THE SS/SE, WE WILL JUST VOTE THE NORTH INSTEAD.


2015 WAS AN EYE OPENER AND WE LEARNT ALOT. NORTH WILL RULE US TILL KINGDOM COME.

may that curse be on you and ur family alone, the north will not rule us in the as till thy kingdom come. we in the as are for true federalism which will guarantee resource control.

kingphilip:
For a mother to give up on her son that's to show how bad the guy was.. Just going through the headline one will think the mum is wicked but going through the write up will make one understand the reason behind it

But I know the mum is seriously pained about the death but she can't do anything to get him back to life and had to see the positive in the bad incident

May we never have children who'll cause us sorrow

Amen

Bluehawk:
I tire o..besides he basically stopped the world war 3 by winning..Putin likes him and America has been at loggerheads with Russia for a while now..people fail to see what they avoided.

why do you think Putin likes him? he has threatened to reduce US involvement in the defence of Europe and other parts of the world, this paves the way for Russia to extend its influence over smaller neighbors like it did with Ukraine without any challenge.