₦airaland Forum

MILITIA:
Now we are talking!

You know now. Only a genius can pull off a big scam like that in a country like Nigeria were everybody eye dey chuk. Make dem give the man award jare! Abi una think say e easy. If e easy y dem catch alamiesiya and tafa balogun (and na small thing dem take O!)

@ Kituan

If dem like make dem give am GCE, JAMB, SSCE or NOBEL PRIZE as long as say na award. That man too much.

@ topic

Because he has been classified as one of the "untouchables". All the administrations seem to turned a blind eye to all his offences. If he could run for president after robbing us dry then I guess he is really untouchable or simply the smartest guy in the nation. Infact, I think instead of arresting him, they will honour him and give him the title of GCON and also give him the key to the nation.

Hmm! maybe thats why they call him the evil genius.

One of the many idiotic and useless e-mails being forwarded back and forth by most over-zealous and myopic so-called Christians who simply because they narrowly escaped a tragedy/calamity and it befell someone else consider it a work of God. People receive bullshit like this in their mail boxes everyday with things like "forward this everybody you know or else god will deny you on judgment day". So I ask is this true of the God I worship?? or are most christians just full of shit?

Let me set something straight. I'm sure nobody is saying Nuhu Rabidu did not do a good job.

But it could have been better. Way much better. I will always use Odili as my reference. Governor Peter Odili to me was one of the biggest crooks of the last administration. I learnt the EFCC actually played a role in twarting his presidential ambition. The Gov. in his 8year tenure built 3 or 4 gas turbines. and yet the state still suffers serious epileptic power supply. Two day after obj commisioned one of the turbines, rivers state inhabitants woke up to the news of a theft at the turbine. It was reported that the most vital component of the turbine had been stolen and therefore the turbine was out of commission.
The same gov. bought 2 airplanes at an out-rageous cost, and said it was for the states air-ambulance. This is just a few of his many scams. And the EFCC knows about all these things. I learnt they forced him to give up his presidential ambition or be arrested. We all know this. the question is, why?

Nuhu should go, we have seen his work and we are proud of him. He would be leaving a legacy that we expect his successor to improve on. but the truth is that the EFCC needs to be more than just a barking dog. we need to see blood.

PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY

"A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been attacked in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God, , PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of you people that read this wont repost"

Hence my question; Is God {who according to he bible is omnicient} so wicked that simply because a little girl didnt call on him, he sat back and watch her get rapped, or is this message just another one of mordern day christianity bullshit. Cos I was really pissed after reading this.

@ Topic

I hope he does. Nuhu Rabidu has totally lost my trust and respect. All this hype about the gu and yet all the criminals of the previous administration are still walking about freely. Why is ODILI not in prison?? That nigga stole cash, and we know it (abi you want make I start to name all ehn schemes) but yet he is not in jail. Infact his name is not even on the corrupt governors list. IBB is still a free man (everybody knows his story), Yerima is still free, alot of known government crooks are still walking free and simply because of alamiesiya, Dariye, former IG of police, alot of 419ers and some nobodies we all want to make him a king.

If President Yaradua feels his ass is incompetent or that he does not have the ballz to arrest these crooks, they should fire him and hire someone else (abi is he the only honest man left in the country?).

Nigerians know these people (the thieves), and until we see them behind bars, EFCC will remain just another government tool for oppressing "uncooperative gorvernors/gorvernment officials)

True love my ass.

The correct question is; AT WHAT AGE DID YOU FIND YOUR BABY MAMA/FATHER, or AT WHAT AGE DID MEET YOUR FIRST FUC>K.

Geez. Enough with this true love crap.

Abortion is not bad. If its necessary do it

Why bring a child into the world when you are so unsure about how you will raise that child. Imagine the number of children who get dumped in dumpsters everyday. Why bring an innocent child into the world to suffer.
Every child is entitled to a decent life.
I recently visited a very remote fishing settlement in Ghana. This village did not have any electricity, the roads were barely passable, no decent source of water, no healthcare, no school, no telephone, it was about an hour away from civilisation (by car).
When our vehicle arrived in this village, all the kids gathered around the car looking at us as if we were martians. The kids were practically naked (some were). The only source of living in that settlement was the ocean(fishing), farming and probably hunting.
The ratio of kids to adults was about 4:1.
I was at the point of tears when I saw this. You should have seen the way there faces lit up when we handed out 3 canned cokes and some biscuits to them to share (that was all we had).
Just imagine the future of those kids. They wake up everyday with nothing to look foward to. Is that how life should be? Is that the life any child should live? they did not choose that life, their parents did. Is that fair?
Look at sudan, despite the crisis in that country, people are still having sex and bringing kids into such conditions/envronment. Would any of us want to live that kind of life. If any of us were born into such conditions, I'm sure you will not even own a computer let alone be using the internet.
Look at the criminals in society today, most of them are from broken homes, crack babies, street kids, orphans and abandoned children.

I repeat, EVERY CHILD IS ENTITLED TO A DECENT LIFE. So if you know you cant provide that knid of life for that child, ABORT IT.

This is just my opinion.

Omo, just keep doing all three, So what if you break their hearts. It better you break theirs than they break yours. Do all three till they catch you with one of the other and then "dump" you. Win win.

Mama put, Aunty Ebere, Mr biggs, Tantalizers.

Ndi Igbo Ekenem Unu O!!!

Ke ka unu me?

Micheal Jackson is one really screwed up celebrity. He has been through more scandals than any other celebrity in history.

But despite all the crap he's been through, he remains the TRUE KING OF POP and an UNDESPUTED LEGEND. I'll always respect that guy till I die.

Who's BAD?!

This is not arranged according to rank.

Eminem
Nas
Jay-z
Dre & Easy E
Ice-cube
Tupac
Andre 2000
Snoop Dogg
Krs one
Notorious B.I.G
& Jam master Jay

Na wah o! I'm hearing people talking about reading the bible to cure Konji (I wonder which part of the bible), and talikng about being a 30year old virgin.

If you've not had any real action in 30years of your existence on planet earth, then all I can tell you is sorry. You have missed out on one of the essential part of human existence.
30years knoji!! That is death o!. Infact that kind of konji is what causes cancer.  Abi you wan carry your konji die?

Reading the bible cannot cure konji o! It can only cause temporary distraction which will only worsen your next konji and therefore cause you to commit the sin of wanking. intercourse is not a sin o!

Sex is a beautiful thing (ask anyone who has actually had some), and it will be sad for anybody to die without experiencing gods second gift to man (after the gift of marijuana). I love sex and I have neva regetted any second I've spent humping.

_{Warning; The federal ministry of health warns that prolonged virginity is dangerous to health and can cause infertility in humans.}  

wifeypenth:
this thread made me cry. i imagine it was me. why did u do what u did. sorry to say you r a failure[color=#990000][/color]. may God forgive u for betrayin trust

What/who the fuc.k on earth or in heaven gave you the authority to call another man/woman a failure?? All he did was impregnate a girl and you label him a failure? Are you any better than him? or is it because we cant see your own dirty linens? I suggest you choose your words wisely before you speak.


@ topic
I hope my suggestions were helpful. I have given your situation some thoughts and I think you should be careful and thoughtful in whatever decisions you make from here on (taking into account te innocent child involved and always putting the child's welfare first in any of these decisions). Also you need to double check if your friend is trying to entrap you with this pregnancy, and if she is you should also decide on the best possible actions to take (still putting the child into consideration in your plans). It really isnt a big deal, shit does happen (although it is still funny to me), just make sure you handle it right.

I wish you the best.  Cheers

Na who go bring that evil spirit picture post for here?? For person to actually buy that dog ehn dey crase true true.

diamondd:
thanks youngies, i really love this as we go on can we progress into homework in igbo 201

@ diamondd
you havent even graduated 101 you want want to jump to 201?

@ youngies

Mazi youngies, Daalu. Mu go siri ya asu su anyi ofuma o! o mecha o ge de exam.

How about this for misplaced project,

Rivers State government bought 2 aircrafts (aeroplanes) and said they were air ambulances, what a joke.

I was in the same ol shit as you, The truth is there is no solution. And believe it or not, you love her more than you even know. Your parents will never take side with you (its as if they are blind to everything she does). Its a very stupid orientation they have but such is life. And the abuses from your parents only give your sis more guts to continue making your life hell. I'll say you should live through it until u leave home. thats my advice

Not just the phone o! Check the e-mails, letters, dress pockets, wallets, the car, smell their dresses for strange perfumes, lipstick or semen stains, (for god sakes get cheaters P.I's to follow them about.

Does anybody have any of these oldies, Cos i'm dying to hear some good ol music.

I take action today- Oritz wiliki

My broda, No be today, Children of nowadays na 50cent and r.kelly dem sabi,

ceceee:
wow esss.

Yes dear? Did I forget something?

Wow!! Gone are those days,

Birthday party hit record, Edna Ogholi, UU yah, I wish you happy birthday, UU yea, Very very many happy returns

Rap record , Danny wilson, Gimme gimme gimme gimme 999, I wanna talk to the D.P.O, gimme gimme gimme gimme 999, I killed the woman I loved

R&b Fummi Adams, Mama, Thank you for your love, and care,

Ras Kimono, Another birthday party banger, A rhumba stylee, styleeee,

Stella monye, Damn I've forgotten her songs

Onyeka onwenu and sunny ade, If you love, you go wait for me (All time classic)

Felix liberty, (another forgotten memory)

Oritz williki, (gimme little sugar for mi tea, me no want no cake)

The mandators,

A T and T boy (I hope I spelt it right), I don tire, I don tire, I dey go back to my village, I dey go plant cocoa, I dey go plant cassava (chop I chop)



Damn!! Those were the days, But it's all gone now

Take his money ke!! Lia lia, 8.5million na beans??

Damn!!!

You are really in a tough situation and I'm guessing that you are in Nigeria so this makes it even more complicated. But this is what I'll suggest you do; Tell your boss (although something tells me that it wouldn't help), then seek legal counsel (I'm not really conversant with the sexual harassment laws of Nigeria). Like dreonelli said, record and save your conversations and text massages from the man (as you might need it as evidence in a court of law). Also whenever you decide to inform your boss on the situation, I'll suggest you also try and sneak a recorder in (just incase he does nothing or supports the man, you could sue his ass for all its worth). But whatever you do, I'll suggest you weigh out your options before you make any move, I wish you all the best.

BlackMamba:
Deal with it. You date to bone.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I bow O! That's the whole essence of date abi??

@ topic

Back in my secondary school days, we had this boy who's face was badly cut up, he had six on each cheek. like this; "(((= =)))" (the = is supposed to be three). so we used to crack jokes that when a child is born, the tribal mark represented his rank.

((( ))) {means sergeant},

= = {corporal}

(((= =))) {means general}

((((== ==)))) {meant you were a field marshal).

there are different ones for lieutenants, majors, e.t.c

My friend was a major,