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The bible is just some bloody compilation of many confirmed/unconfirmed stories which was collected and put together to make a book.

What is all this virginity wahala biko nu?

So a girl who was circumcised at birth (i.e a girl with no clit), does this mean they have cut off her diginty?

Or a 40year old virgin guy who self-services 8 times a day. Does that mean there is more dignity in wanking than in fuc.king?

Since when does loosing your virginity also mean loosing dignity? because if virginity means dignity that means boys have (more or less?? I'm confused) dignity than girls do. because our (male) virgin/dis-virgined status is quite indistinguishable.

This is really interesting.

I've heard alot of very interesting answers. But now let me give you the koko.

I grew up in a lower middle class area, where our schools were hell. Bullying was the order of the day. I got my ass beat up a whole lot in school. Now bullying has a whole lot of effects. There is the physical (bruises, cuts, e.t.c) and there is the emotional (now that the one that breeds serial killers). I never for once told my mum I was being beaten up until the day I came back from school with a cut just below my left eye. She did what every mother will do (come to school, rant and rave, demend the culprit be disciplined and all-worth-not), but that only worsened my case. Yes the beatings stopped but the emotional torture heightened. What I did was very simple. I gave some money to some street dudes, got them to follow me to school, they caught all the kids involved, and together we beat the shit out of them. This gave me "street cred", and made me one of the untouchables.

If it was to be my kid today, I will empower him/her to fight their battles (fire for fire) and not fight it for them. I'll enroll him/her in a gym, sign him/her up for boxing and karate lessons, when he/she is ready I'll take him/her to school personally, and instruct him/her to beat the shit out of those bullies. If he/she gets expelled I'll change his/her school. But my kid will never be oppressed while I'm alive.

HELLSS NAY!! Not even juju can make me do it.

Y'all is just trippin. I believe Thoniaslim said it right. There will always be competition, there is also the chance that the kid might not accept you, the presence of the child also establishes an invincible barrier in that relationship. There are alot of complications involved. Such kids tend to be very hostile towards whoever the intruder is. If you happen to be in 9ja, then that is just plain yawa. Nothing you do for that child will ever be right. You will always hears words like "you did so so and so to me because I'm not your child".

I'd rather adopt a kid with my wife than marry a woman who already has a child. Think about it.

Question; Why do men Lie?

Answer; Cos the truth is overrated.

[quote author=N-joy link=topic=61273.msg1264496#msg1264496 date=1183614176]Abortion is bad don't take away [b]an innocent life [/b]there are so many ways to prevent getting pregnant.[/quote]I hope when that child grows up to become a thief or crook you will also consider him/her innocent. If my mama had given birth to me when she didn't have the means to cater for my upbringing, and I turned out to be a lowlife, I would never for give her.
What y'all seem to forget is that many atimes these preventive measures fail. Pills have after effects & condoms break. And some of these pregnancies are products of rape, drug dependency or even prostitution. I still believe that you should abort the kid instead of over-populating the earth.

People might come up with the argument of placing the child in an orphanage. But have you ever visited one before? The abuse most of those kids go through in those homes are equally as bad. Adoption is no better. Some of these parents are not fit to raise their own kids let alone raise someone elses.

Abortion is good/right when circumstances calls for it. Be it health reasons, financial or convenience.

WTF?? This is insane. why will we want to do such crap? Change this my green passport? This is a bad move o! I do not support it at all,

Christians and islams/muslims all just need to chill. I have given both these religion some thought and I think this is the problem.

Bible history since back in the days has always been supporting Isreal (root of christianity). No matter what the isrealis did, it seems God always was on their side. Whenever they fought against any other side ( Old Iraq, Lebanon, Iran, phillistines, amalekites, egypt, e.t.c) God was always on isreals side except when he was angry with them.
Now the muslims also needed a savior who will rescue them from the isrealis so they called Mohammad. Now Mohammad gave his poeple the command to suicide bomb and kill off all the infidels (isrealis and obviously the Americans), hence the birth of Saddam Hussein. But the problem is that we all are still carrying ancient beefs on our minds thats why the muslim wont hesitate to fuc.k an Isreali (children of God/christian) up. And Allah gives muslims a bonus for killing an Isreali/christian/american up. 72 virgins. Damn! (there must be alot of virgins in heavens)
I have Muslim friends and i'm cool with them. They act like they are cool with me but i'm sure they consider me an infidel.

So thats why i now a buddist. (they aint gat beef with no religion). So until both religions chill out, I remain a buddist.

I'll call mine "my baby momma",

Pay wetin??

That is just another means for the church to be taxing their congregation. Pay tithe so that the pastor can buy big cars and put customized license plates on them abi? Then send all his kids abroad, and be vacationing in the Caribbeans with his family. Then he will build a big ass University that 80% of his congregation (that contributed the money) cannot afford to send their kids to. Or maybe he builds a big ass shopping mall that the church members cannot afford to shop in. Or so that the pastor can be wearing a different clothes to church every sunday abi. (gianni versace suits, Emporio armani shoes, louis vuitton bag for his wife, baby phat on his daughter, ray ban sunglasses (for his bodyguards), Salvatore ferragamo perfumes, timberland kicks on his son, e.t.c). Then the pastor will start talking bout buying his own jet by the end of the following year.

Omo dont pay jack to no church. instead buy ceiling fans for the church, or buy food stuffs for the widows, or pay the school fees of the less privileged in the church but dont give those pastors your money.

I learnt that God created us all in his own image but only loves the isrealis, so if you want his blessing you have to apply for isreali citizenship. (I'll bless those who bless my people isreal and curse those who curse them.)
I learnt that God hates the arabs, thats why he is always supporting the isrealis to fuc.k them up.

Money or Fulfilment?? Hmm! Lets look at this thing critically.

What will give me fulfilment in my life?

Lots of houses, = lots of money
Lots of Cars = lots of money
A healthy bank account = Source of my money
Kids = upbringing requires money
A good wife = Also needs money (you digg)
Keep my parents happy = More money
Take good care of my younger ones = Money
Good job = Income = money
1 customized golf stream jet = money
an Island = money.
A big yatch = money
Security = bodyguards and hi tech security equipment = money
Servants at my beck and call = more money
Weekends in different parts of the world = money
Heaven = money

Well I guess money = Fulfillment

Oboy this your question no get answer. The way wey people faces use different, na so their mind use different too.

Before before, I been dey slack. But e get this my wor wor friend wey just dey change babes like say na boxers. The boy tell me say there is no way on earth every girl go gree for you. So it is just a game of luck. Just keep searching and you will surely find.

@ david

WAT THE >>>>>

Have you thought of writing a book.

As a child, Ekene dili chukwu transport was a household name in the transport industry.

Indeed a great Iroko tree has fallen.

Bible si anyi ye Ekene in every situation. So Ekene dili chukwu indeed. It was a life well spent.


may his soul rest in peace.

Mrs Leilah

It's a shame that you are actually contemplating annulling your marriage. I cant tell you to sleep on it or nothing cos I really dont believe decisions as big as this are thought up over-night. I really wish you the best in your future decisions (be it marriage or divorce).
Ask for your husband, I wouldn't start throwing names at him cos I havent heard nothing bad the guy has done (you even said he was a good dad)., and he hasn't told us his side of the story. If divorce is the solution then so shall it be (soldier come, soldier go).

And the issue of you being an "NGOZIE" all I can say is sorry. The Ngozies here are not complaining. You have to be an Ngozie to marry an Okoro. So if you are not ready to become an Ngozie, or Nkechi, or even Akunna then its your loss, and some other Ngozie's gain.

I love my cigarettes. And I also love my weed. Smoking is a choice that people make. Some people abuse it, some savour it. Either ways its their choice.

aisha2:
@denex
How many Nigerians actually pay taxes?
I know Government has responsibilties but if they fail should we just raise our hands and give up. The truth is that we also have to take responsibilty. We expect sort of a charity Government.

My dear dont even go there. Nigerians are way over taxed. And on the issue of nepa bills, why should I pay for light I do not get. I remember the time NEPA brought us a bill of 68 thousand naira (estimated bill). I beg you the light people get in a month is it up to 2000naira? But we paid. Do you think Nigerians are happy to spend 30,000naira a month on diesel for their generating sets or would they not gladly give that money to NEPA for hassle free light. You talked about Nitel, Those idiots became demi-Gods in that country, They cut you line without regard, brought you outrageous bills, If your line developed a problem, you will have to pay through your ass for them to even come and look check what the problem is. Water-works no need to even stress ourselves, Nigerians are paying millions of their hard earned naira to sink personal bore-holes in their houses. Roads, you know that one now. Nigerians now drive jeeps and four wheel drives in other to get by. Police, 20naira and you are all good. Banks (well they are on the rise), but people have died from banks closing up on them. Tax, Go and try building/buying a land in port-harcourt, and you will see extortion at its finest. You will pay for soil test, fencing permit, road permit, building permit, air-space (for high risers), and other funny sounding levies. Even commercial bus driver do pay their taxes. From environmental sanitation stickers, to local gorvernment sanitation stickers, to national union of road transport stickers, to commercial vehicle operation permit sticker, to federal road safety permit sticker, and a whole lot of other money extorting stickers.

Now do you agree that Nigerians are actually paying their taxes and even more??

We have done alot for our country and that is a fact. Nigeria needs to pay us back for all we have suffered.

nossycheek:
Let there be burial ceremony in the camp of my enemy

Nna men! The burials go too much. Even me sef for don die. Cos I sure say me I be person enemy.

@ Topic

Dont worry, God no dey even bother with nigerians prayers again. All our prayers dey enta voicemail.

[quote author=aik.mamah link=topic=60297.msg1241541#msg1241541 date=1182920881]make una forget all these una Yankee yarns. we dey naija and once naija blood dey flow 4 your body na im be say once your pass that kain age limit and u never get hooked then i say it again; na self-consolation gaskia
which one be say woman go dey e go tell me say e see man marry but e no wan marry. o boy na craze world be that now.
if u no c at all marry we can un'satand with u because we know say me plenty pass women (no be we fault) but say u c u no want; na im be say u dey possessed
i rest my case[/quote]Na true you talk. Many of all these women wey dey claim single at 35-40 na because say dem don dey reach their expiry date or dem don even expire so na to find way console their self. If no be church, na single mother, or na say dem know wetin dem want. Maybe in yankee na so dem dey do, but in 9ja a woman wey at the age of 35 never marry, na abormination O! E simply means say she don expire.

The truth is that marriage is a beautiful thing (good ones that is). And every/most women would die to be under that covering called marriage.

But the issue of 29year old ladies, I would rather date a 29 year old lady than an 18-22 year old baby.

aisha2:
these wires you are talking about are made in China and Indonesia.

No o! They are made in Nigeria, by Nigerians for Nigerians. Thats the only wire that can survive our Nigerian current. lol

aisha2:
How will they grow to the extent of competing when the market is unbalanced. Textile Industries went down Primarily because of change in taste from Nigerian wax to Hollandis.

You will also agree that Hollandis has much more designs and lasts much longer than Nigerian wax. Look at ATP wax, when they stepped up their game, their market also went up.

aisha2:
Am not arguing with the fact that Poor power supply , Security and roads make factories fold up, however Communication outfits like MTN, GLO and Vmobile face all these problems especially power and security yet they still make profit. Why? Because of consumers like me and you, we keep them in business

All these telecom operators are crap as far as I'm concerned. Look at Nitel, what happened when they started having competition? They are almost non-existent. Do you think I'll use MTN (south africa), vodacom (also south afican), Vmobile and all these mediocre operators if we had world class service providers like AT&T, ORANGE, SPRINT, CINGULAR, e.t.c who would offer me better services for my money.

My point is that the government should provide the suitable environment, and leave the rest to us. But whatever they do, the public should always be left with the power to choose. These products we are banning if they are not good, Nigerians wont buy them.

aisha2:
Practical example, Textile industries. See what is happening in the food and juice industries after the ban on foreign juice. I nver said we should not buy foreign goods but we should buy more of our local products so that they can favorably compete with these imports in the market.

I like the word compete as used in your post. If the quality of some certain products are improved upon, Nigerians will buy them. Look at electric wires. Made in Nigeria wires are known to be for better than imported wires and Nigerians prefer it over imported wires. The gorvernment banned the importation of spaghetti. Why should I have to eat that crappy Dangote spaghetti by force. Why are my being forced to eat that bird food Dangote calls rice? Nasco cornflakes to me is by far the best in the Nigerian and when I'm at home thats the only brand I buy. Indomie noodles rules the Nigerian market, and that is because they earned that right (not because there isnt any other brand out there).
If there is electricity, water, roads, railways, security and a good working environment, I'm sure our local industries will be able to improve on their output. But until then let them allow better quality foods into the country abeg.
Here in paris, when you walk into any shop, you will see that every food item is displayed and their country of origin is boldly written. The consumer should always have the power to decide. If I wanna eat made in italy spaghettis then that is what I should get. If I want to eat made in switzerland chocolate, then thats what I should get.
Instead of banning the importation of foriegn foods/goods into the country (thereby giving these industries monopoly to control the buyers choice), the government should rather strive to create a favourable working envinronment for these industries so they can improve on their products and compete with other top brand products around the world. You cant have any competition if na only you dey manufacture the product. rather you are just making some Nigerians rich.

Ordinary biscuit sef, we no get any top brand. See as Digestive and other imported ones dey sell.

davidylan:
you are so full of yourself lol. and so what that you are american? Why are banging on about that fact as if to be american is to be from another planet? Last i checked you and your ancestors where cotto picking slaves, segregated to the backwaters of humanity and denied access to live life as a decent human. Last i checked you all where a disgrace to black people in Katrina, last i checked you all make up the least educated group of Americans (even ethnic africans do far better), you make up the bulk of the poor, 30% of american men in prison are from your stock and u all are a drag on the welfare system. And you dare come here shouting "i'm american!" lol even a white south african had more rights than you had less than 40 years ago!

Oh wait, if we were all a bunch of strangers why are u here? Are there no forums created by your almighty america where u can go spew your bigotry? Go back to the stormfront website and go tell them u are american, cheap slave!

Na Wah O! Kai!

I dey fear you no be small. You no dey even try spice your food at all. Straight to the point. I for talk but you don already summarise her entire family tree, so no need. Yeye Black americans. Me I am chocolate French. mumu pikin.