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Convenant "University" again!!

Last time it was students with HIV, now students without bibles!!

Next week it will students who are not born-again!!

The following week students who cant speak in tongues!!

The week after that students whose names are not in the book of life.


My opinion is that the danmed "Convenant Kindergarten University for Students who couldnt pass JAMB into normal universities" should be closed, then investigated by EFCC. This is what you get when brain-washed christian parents live their lives by the rules of their pastors. And I even pity the ignorant kids who even allow themselves to be sent to such schools. Christianity is slowly ruining the educational system and the government isnt doing anything about it. From the Administrators who come up with such useless and unproductive rules and regulations to the socially retarded students who even allow themselves to be governed by such repressive rules are all part of the problem. I wonder how student of convenant university would function in the society, since they have lived all their lives without making any decisions for themselves.
How would you attend a school where the only student union body is the SU (scripture Union). The students play no part in the administration of the school. No say what so ever.

The pastor could just wake up from sleep and decide that all students must wear uniforms to class and they wont even say shit bout it. What a bunch of suckers.  

I have no pity for any of the expelled students.  

And for those who are defending such blatant infringment of human right to freedom of religion, all I can say to you is shut your "Oyedepo ass licking" mouth. You are all brain-washed and the day you realise it that day your lives will change for the better.

Like I will always say, I wouldnt send my dog to Convenant whateva for no reason, not even on a free scholarship.

davidylan:
thou shalt not abort a baby - if u don't want it shut your legs.
In the event of rape - abortion is permissible.

In the event of a heart-break, I guess Murder is permissible.

Abortion is not murder, it's not ruthless, and those who carry out abortions are not callous.

And yes God will forgive you. Infact is it even a sin?? where in the bible did it specify the word "ABORTION is a sin"??

_{If you dont want it, dont have it.}
my opinion.

Kliplemet:
suicidal

You sure got that right.

Not only was i suicidal I felt alone, depressed, betrayed, like the life had been sucked out of me. I felt absolutely horrible.

Ask for it happening again?? _{Maybe I'll kill myself for real this time}.       _{I love her too much to even bring such negativity into my world right now.}

[quote author=~Pandora~ link=topic=144963.msg2409925#msg2409925 date=1214248251]

i am appalled at your langauge young man. . . u used to be so nice [/quote]I am still nice. I'm just offended by the post. Sorry if i over reacted.

detruth:
@ Esss
Are you jealous?

Just like your user name, I was only saying detruth

@ poster

Congrats. Wishing you the best and lots of happiness. Being married is definitely not beans.

Why are female children more intelligent??

Why are women dumber??

# topic

Speaking from experience.
Back in the days as a youngin, This chick in my secondary school wrote me a letter basically asking me out.
I was so stunned that I was lost for what to say. I didnt reply and prayed she would just go away.
The next day after school, she cornered me and asked me out again, My mouth went dry, and I did not know what to say. _{Did I state that she was butt ugly & I didnt like her}.

I have not had a repeat experince but if De javu should happen now, I still will not know what to do.

What I'm trying to say is, I think its a beautiful idea for women to ask men out, but guys need some orientation on how to handle such situations _{and not foolishly exploit the women}. Cos a lot of chicks go suffer if this catches on.

What the heck is with this question??

Pay your thithe first and then your relative _{prolly a member of the immediate family} Dies. How would you live with yourself?? Every tithe you pay after that would only remind you how you killed a relative.

What do these chrictians think will happen??

They pay their tithe,
A close family relative dies,
They go to God in prayers, reminding him that they have been faithful _{(with their tithe)}
Then their pastor will attend the funeral, and say "Lazarus come forth". And it will all be alright.

What a bunch of suckas. I guess on the last day you'll be greeted with "welcome O good and faithful servant who sacrificed his/her relative to God"

43 years?? That a load of horse manure.

Is that for the onshore or is that for offshore reserves?? Is that our proven or unproven reserves?? who carrie out the estimation?? Nigeria is currently exploiting the agbada formation, we have not even explored the akata because technology avaliable now would not permit exploration at such depths??
Abeg make una free matter jare!! In as much as the government needs to find alternative sources of national income, 45 years is a gross underestimation of our reserves.

Ask for those green wateva ppl, sorry to bust your bubble, the world can never run away from hydrocarbons at least not even in the next 10years.

wild guy:
at least there is someone who understands me, am definately not gay, !!!!!!!!

Denial is a killer. You need therapy or simply accept your status as a gay.got

ifyalways:
touche !
the pharisees believe so much in self righteousness.To them "grace" doesnt exists.they love to be praised by people and to be seen by the world as ritghteous people.same thing happening to some so called christains today.seeking for self glorification,ready to engage in unfruitful arguments and ever ready to do good deeds which unfortunately are not the Criteria for making heaven.

Erm!! what more can I say??

What shall it profiit a man if you gain the whole church, and loose your soul.

manmustwac:
since this kind of hustling is so common in africa it may not be seen as child abuse but in europe it defineatley is

Thats why we are in africa. Dont you just love it.

Babygod:
I DONT KNOW WHAT You GUYS ARE HOLLERING ABOUT,TITHING IS A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN You AND GOD, IT IS NOT BY FORCE.

Just as a loan is a personal agreement between you and the lender, God is not involved.

Babygod:
IN THE BIBLE , JESUS HEALED TEN LEPPERS, ONE CAME BACK TO GIVE THANKS

Give thanks, not Give tithe. Whats the relationship.

Babygod:
I want u guys to know one thing, God does not need your money, he owns the whole world, so y bother ?
, giving one tenth of what u have to God is like telling him, Lord this is a token of my Gratitude to you.

Exactly.

But your pastor does. Did the twelve disciples pay tithe?? did you ever hear of tithing anywhere in the new testament??
Christians now see tithing as bribing God. "O lord if I get that 2million naira contract, I'll give you 10% _200,000naira, which should'nt be so.

Babygod:
tithing was a Biblical injuction for pharisees and saducees alike, just as zakat is obligatory for all muslims

Are you a pharisee or a saducee?? do you still abide under the law??


Should a lender suffer because of your religion?? Please lets be objective. Money brings money to the wise. Business and religion are two separate matters o!! Put your house_(debts) in order before going to church.

@ All

Abeg someone whos dad is a mason should come and explain more abeg. how come they are all stacking figures, and die weird deaths?? _{those i know sha}

onyinye2:
soo Esss are you saying that im gay cause i hang with mostly guys inquiring minds want to know.

Do you stammer around girls?? Cant look them in the eye?? Feel shy around them?? have tingly sensations around them??

Then yes, you are a gay

Dr Kitaun:
This is looking more like a Germany vs Italy final

well deserved I will say . . .

when people keep yapping about Germany I wonder[i] IS IT BECAUSE OF DAYOKANU'S HORRENDOUS YARNS THAT You WILL DENY THE FACT THAT THE GERMANS ARE IN A CLASS OF THEIR OWN ?[/i]

Most of my pals here feel the Dutch will win, but I can bet my last cent, lira, kobo, shilling that the Dutch aint going to win

all the noise of C Ron died down all of a sudden and of course it leaves room for a true performer to come TAKE HIS CHANCE WHOEVER THE PERSON MIGHT BE

see . . . .its f@cking obvious that C Ronaldo just doesnt know how to step up his game when it matters . . .I WILL BE SURPRISED IF HE WINS WORLD FOOTBALLER OF THE YEAR . . .IF ANY TRUE PERFORMER EMERGES FROM THIS TOURNEY

but why should I even be surprised . . .TOO MANY DORKS AT FIFA ! BLOODY AGBAYAS

More like a dannish greman finals, with the danes carrying the day.

Tetchiness:
Why are you feeling ashamed for?
Most girls wish their men would say that proudly


Now what we want to know is what the men are worth

All that, a bag of chips and a can of soda. Go figure.

Hmm!! This is weird!!

I'm forced to say you just might be Gay but then I should know better.

Is it that you are shy around guys, or that you dont like the company of guys, or you rather confide in chicks than in guys or what??

wild guy:
is this normal?? when am talkin with guys i stammer and can't look into the face of the guy am talkin to but if its ladies i never stammer and i enjoy lookin into their eyes, i also feel more comfortable with ladies far more than guys, can someone give me a reason, ??

Just saw this!! your answer is plain and simple. You are exhibiting faggish tendencies

my opinion.

Boy I agree with your virtual mother-in-law.

You are an arrogant prick, full of self pride. I don't even know you and already I don't like you. Get off of your high horse, humble yourself and maybe, just maybe your mother-in-law might start to have a change of heart bout you. Remember that pride always goes before a fall.

_{No offense bro. this is just my opinion.}

jennykadry:
your sweet curvy babe

I think I feel like taking a swim in a lagoon. _{You just had to bring her into this.}

I guess women are worth something. _{I'm a sucka for my girlfriend. opps! Cant believe I just said that.}

Bia fu kwa mu na nnsogbu o!!

Die for who?? not even for my . . . . . . _{say no evil}

Tetchiness:
Ok, I'll give you an example.
If I tell u to find a lagoon and jump into it. You would, because am worth dying for?

huh!! ?

Worth what??

all that stuff is just her idea of what chicks are worth, so I want to hear from your mouth what you think women are worth??

jennykadry:
ofcourse we don't know our worth,we are worth more than everyday poking of a mans kini inside our bombom,we are way worth over too much shagging from u men,so let us be

Dont get too excited!!
We are yet to agree on what you women are worth just yet.

A date

This is simply planning on taking a girl to

t00 cUTE:
Mr biggs and tantalizers

on an agreed day and time.

Example;

Phone call from a guy to a chick.

Guy; O girl how na!
chick; Hey Atutupuyoyo how are you??
Guy; Fine O and u??
Chick; I'm alryt. \
Guy; I was wondering, Are you busy tomorrow evening?
Chick; It depends. why??
Guy; I was hoping to take you out to dinner.
Chick; Where?
Guy; Tantalizers for starters, Mr. Biggs for the main course and Kilimajaro for dessert.
Chick; O.K. I'm not busy. Sure.
Guy; Alryt then, i'll pick you up prolly around 4 - 6 in the evening depending on the hold up situation.
Chick; Alryt then. I'll be waiting.
Guy; It's a date then, see you tomorrow.


_{Classic example of a date or check your calender.}

una wan set me up abi?? God no go gree bad tin.

they dont know their worth??  

What were you expecting to hear??  

Marriage is a contract between a man and a woman/women, to co-exist in the same habitat, tolorate each other, breed, hunt and sleep togerther, and prolly die togerther.

Mu HAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !

Really! ! He put in all that effort and softwares in women?? and yet . . . . . . .

Their husbands will handle the business side,

they'll handle the kids, the house and their husbands.