₦airaland Forum

Lets us chill small sha!!

I know say N.E.P.A/P.H.C.N have been on strike now for over * * * * * * * _{Please history students help me out here} years.

But the question here is that do they have the power they are supply you?? Dont these PHCN staff live amongst us?? dont they also experience the same power outage as us??

Lets take a minute to ponder these questions. How do you give something you dont have?? The nation is still being lighted by old and dilapitated hydro dams. The total power supply is not enough to meet the demands of the country.

I think that instead of striking, the government should fire the dumbasses amongst them, employ new qualified electrical engineers, and train them to run the new reformed power company that would emerge after the emergency/ over-hauling.

stillwater:
All nairaland chics are pretty.

Are u a chick or a dude?

CROTIA vs TURKEY 1.1

What a match. True fighters till the very end.

LadyT:
Esss hun why don't you start!

While your at it put your real age. Your 700 how dare you put 640

Holy smokes! ! Forgive me for not adding your name to my initial list. Girl YOU ARE FIIINE! ! Damn!!      

I was gonna put my true I.D up, but then I got high!  

Thats not child abuse, its called hustling for a living.

I dont know bout pretty, but H.RHotness Speaks my kind of language, NubianQ also falls into that category. So for now thats all I'll say. Maybe wen we all start putting our pics on our profiles maybe then it would be easier to decide miss nairaland.

i dey hail o!

imhotep:
This is a true story. A friend of mine has been looking for a job in Shell. 6 months ago he fasted for 40 days and paid tithes of over =N=1.5 million. Now, he can no longer pay for his flat and is squatting with somebody. He is jobless and Shell has not even looked at his direction.

Holy shit!! Omo if i be the guy I go hook that pastor make ehn refund me my money jare.

Our people should stop decieving themselves. This is why our pastors are now richer than honest hard-working nigerians.

Give and it shall bee given unto you, the lord loves a cheerful giver, You have robbed God in your tithes and offerings, sow a seed faith, pledge to the work of God, challange God with an embarassing offering, Help build the house of God and he will build yours for you, Give your widows mithe, e.t.c. Nigerian christians have fallen victim to these lines severallly and still are even now as we speak.

Christians now see tithing/offering as a means of bribing God to do something for them.

I've seen sinners experience some wicked financial breakthroughs that are beyond human comprehension, which earned them Hummers, Houses, and the good-life, whislts some "born-again, christian faithful tithers/seed faith sowers/building offering givers" who have been sowing and tithing for years are still on foot-patrol with no improvment in thier status financially or otherwise.

Christians should stop trying to bribe God _{with 10% egunje}. Invest wisely, use your money to get money, when your paper is stacking right then you can give to charity, build churches, sponsor your pastors presidential ambition, pay your tithe. Thats what the wise are doing.
God will never rob peter who has worked and invested his earnings wisely to pay you faithful tither with a backlog of debts.

@ Topic

25 years

_{Thats the age my girlfriend will be when my pepper go don rest well well.}

When PHCN goes on strike, the idea should be power outage in the entire nation.

Now that PHCN is going on strike, maybe the reverse would be the case since we already have no power supply.


GO PHCN, STRIKE FOR YOUR RIGHT ! ! ! ! !

JESUS opkara nwa joseph! ! !

Is that really the derby?? See racket!! I no know say we get investigative members for this nairaland o! see as person use track am go hi5.
Omo I need to cover my tracks o! b4 breeze blow fowl yarnsh go come open.

olanajim:
That explain how human you are. I now understand you better. Keep it up!

Put a child up for adoption. That is even worst than killing. I would advise you kill the child instead so that he won't find his way back to you in future!

This world is full of terrible people!

I am terrible for putting up a child for adoption?? Wow!! another shallow minded nigerian.
I am a strong supporter or abortion and adoption you heard?? If you cant raise it nor live with it, give it a better life _(adoption) or none at all _(Abortion).

uzoo:
there was an arguement amongst friends that 40% of road accidents in nigeria are caused by women

Most women drivers are terrible drivers I would agree, but they are so bad they constitute a nuisance on the road but as far as accidents go, I dont tink so.

The men who are changing and ruling the world today, have got nothing to do with church nor religion. True!

While you are busy sitting in a crusade waiting on God to interverne and make a miracle happen, the intellectual is grabbing the bull by the horn and is out there trying to figure out a way to make more money or invent something reasonable.
While you are fasting on a hungry stomach and giving yourself ulcer some dude is having breakfast and planning lunch and dinner with major stakeholders in a firm to seal a multibillion dollar deal, While you are waiting for divine intervention to get pregnant, an intellectual is using science to artificially impregnate his wife and even decide the sex of the unborn baby, whilst they are busy casting out the demon that is causing the malaria in your system, an intellectual is in the hospital receiving drugss, injections and I.V's to get healed, while you are hoping no weapon fashioned against you will prosper an intellectual is buying a bullet proof vest and riding in an armoured vehicle, while you are giving and waiting to be giving back to good measure pressed down, shaken togerther and all worth not, an intelllectual is investing knowning that his investments shall return to him, with interest, compounded, with extra dividends and running over a long period, while you are having sleepless nights in the name of nightvigil, an intellectual is sleeping resting his brain and preparing for the hassles of the next day. I could keep going if you want

@ uzzy

smart move.

Derby:
Uzzyan HIT ME ON MY YAHOOID MAKE WE TALK FORGET ABOUT SOME NAIRALAND MINELESS PEOPLE

Head busting.

Na office she wan office you so. The next thing you go buy her line, phone and recharge card all in one. Explain to me why you decide to dey obtain n'landers?? Na offense to pursue you?? na we bring you come nairaland?? do we look like ur f . . . . . r

RedHotChic:
That may be a difficult one to prove. Are you saying that if your wife falls out of love with you, she should better head to divorce court than hanging around to see whether she can fall back in love with you?

my point exactly. cos when the love isnt there anymore in a relationship, thats when shit starts happening.

The unforgiveable sin my spouse can commit is being with me even when she knows shes no longer in love with me.

This is unforgivable.

I think these figures are exagerated.

Na wah o! How many countries una don visit?? Even within africa sef?? I know say naija dirty o! but dont paint us black just yet. atleast I've been in some african countries and I can tell you that naija is not the dirtiest country in africa, there is no way we can be 4th after three asian countries.

abeg make we hear word jare!!

This derby babe wan carry us naija boys reason mugu waka abi!!

Breadwinner ko, Butter loser ni!! wetin sef?? Bobo's dey reason unto anoda levels you dey involve mtn for the yarns. if na so levels be for you, how you dey use get money dey browse for cafe every night/day dey hustle boys credit!! Abi you wan use nairaland start business center?? wither the multiple user names?? Free all these your charity yarns jo! abi you want make i play you my tape??
Just tell the boy say you no wan do, instead of to dey office them MTN card.

Rockchick:
Hi Essss

hello miss

We are not here to burn any pastor o!! But abeg make we try talk true!!

God is not Chris Angel. Whats next!

All these miracle thing sef na wah o! why wont they pray and make the value of Naira become 1naira to 100 = U.S dollars.

abanna:
Dear Nairalanders,


Only FOOLS DOUBT PROOFS.
May we not sin with our mouth.
Have wondered where your breathe comes from? Can science n technology prove that?
If u have a working knowledge of God, u no go yarn nonsense
[b]ADEBOYE IS ONE OF D CARPENTERS OF AFRICA[/b]Never speak vain words against d anointed of God so u don't come under His WRATH

Na wah o!! Carpenter ke! I thought he was a pastor, abi na reverend??

@ Jydeboy

My guy I'm kind of on the fence when it comes to all these miracle matter. The next thing now T.B Joshua will become the Mechanic of Africa. I dont believe nothing and neither do I doubt anything. Just small small when you dey yarn. But the one of driving from Abuja to Lagos with no fuel, _{Na wah o!! which kind lie be that.}

So all of una wan marry "God fearing man" meanwhile una no even know the meaning of the thing.

Nella:
Nº 1 - God fearing, then comes d rest :

What the Bleep does it mean to be God fearing?? Is it like when someone says "GOD!!", you you run run and hide or what??

@ Poster
MU HAHAHAHAHA, dis ur post funny die.

I hope say the new EFCC chairman dey Nairaland.
Shey your former boyfriend no dey, call, txt or flash!! what of you?? you don call, txt or flash am?? When EFCC cramp dis your new bobo, ehn no go get phone pkapka, talk less of flashing you.

Shine your eye o! e fit dey sweet you now, but tomorrow . . . . .

@ Topic

Impossible to say how true. I dont.

olanajim:
It is not just widow that can be single parents. I am sure some people have said single parents are better. Those people have trouble with their reasoning just as those who said pure virgin make better wife.

That said:

let me site an example. You have a daughter that succumbed to temptation or sexual harrasement. Then she got pregnant. Due to some factor, you can't abort the baby.

What will you do?

Give the child up for adoption

4 Him:
My agreement with your post ends here. Some pretty girls are equally good if not better on the inside[color=#990000][/color]. To have a girl with a combination of both is a blessing you will forever thank God for if you can find one. It's not easy o.

Yep! I guess I omitted that in my post, but they are so rare that their percentage could be considered negligible.

sistawoman:
When you men say pretty girls let me see what you mean. Someone please post a picture so I can see.

Browse agbani derego or google pretty girls.