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Thank God he didn't collapse on the stage

say watever u like all trophy must bow for chelsea. Almighty BLUES

Naija girls una dey see am. No be to dey 'nack akpako'and dey do D and C.

my mama papa mama na from imo oo. u go see me there 2moro.

u be otondo

still rest in peace

obi is a boy.

ada is a girl.

mrs eze is a woman.

mr eze is a man.


thank u for reading

R.I.P

story

what a pity. RIP

well done my man

Buy her G-string

boko again

This vacancy is not for me oo.

What of BRENDA?

confirm guy

i don come again

naija i hail oo

Use keke napep to drive her around town on the first date.

Boys no dey the school?

There is this girl in my life now. This girl is madly in love with me now to the extent that she thinks I will marry her soonest. I met this girl when I had a little quarrel with my fiancee but thank God that we are back and better now. My problem now is how can I tell this new girl that I am no longer interested in her cos I don't want her to feel heartbroken. Your advice and opinion is seriously needed.

Wat of INSURANCE JOB?

dat serves the VIOs better. they seized my car since last week.

d person wey drop the food don get bad luck be that

ok ooo. we don hear

why is my name (Etumgbe) not there?

Akpors Advising His Friend ALL NA D SAME!

1. You buy egg roll N150. I buy buns N20 boil
egg
N30, all na N50. All na d
same, money cannot
waste

2. You buy Five Alive
N300. I buy orange
+mango+pineappl­e
N80. Mine own na
natural, money cannot
waste

3. Nepa cut your light,
you pay N1000 as
reconnection fee sharp
sharp. Me, I wait, for the night. I carry ladder,
climb take fix the wire
back, money cannot waste

4. You buy Milo,
peak milk and sugar. I buy cowbell
chocolate wen don already contain every
every, Money
no waste na!

5. You pay 5k go watch
p-square show. Me, I buy the pirated CD N100
watch and sing along,
money no fit waste at
all

6. You pay N1000 for
cinema n buy pop corn
N500. I buy 20-in-1 DVD,
dey my house dey chop
N25 pop corn, movie dey show, money
cannot waste

7. You buy red bull N400
to become active.Me, I
buy paraga N20 n I will
be super active, chai!
money cannot waste o!

8. You buy Don
Simon. I buy zobo add squaddy. All na
red wine

9. You fix brazillian hair
100k. I buy xpressions
attachment N350, I fine
pass you, guys dont
even know the
difference, hahahahaa

10. You go club for
Victoria Island buy
hennesey 40k. Me, I
enter joint for area buy
alomo N200. All na
highness

11.You pay N50 for
viewing centre take
watch Liverpool Vs
Manchester City. I stand for Window take
watch the
match LIVE. All na d same

12.You buy BB
Bold5
95k. Me, I buy BB Storm
15k, sheybi na ping all of us dey ping, you
ping me, i
ping you, money cannot waste

13.You pay
50k to Blow
Tonto Dike. I pay ashi
N500, all na straff! In
short, abeg abeg abeg,
ALL NA D SAME

Maybe the water na for their fish for their agric dept

Dis man no be IBB boy again?

Dis one na 'I pass my neighbor' car na!!!!!

My brother own don finish. Where he go put head now? Fashola e no good oooooo