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Bimbo Adetokunbo (not real name) relays her experience at an exotic gay wedding in Lagos. She also shares the stories of her close shave with lesbianism, the pressure, threats and attractions with Gboyega Alaka and Omolewa Oshin.

IT was an all-pink affair early March. All the girls were in pink bum shorts and rise and fall cropped top – that was the dress code. The atmosphere was surreal, with sensual lights, music, dance, rich perfume and sweat mingling. Wine and food was also in abundance; shawarma, asun, cake. Chicken barbecue… The celebration in the air was also unmistakable.

At the centre of it all were Tope and Tola (not real names), two women who found love and comfort in each other’s arms and decided to quit the pretences, damn the consequences and get married. Although it is common knowledge that same sex relationship and marriage is outlawed and punishable with up to 14 years imprisonment in the country, this couple was beyond caring, as they revelled in the joy of their day, exchanging vows. Another woman, also a lesbian, served as officiating minister and blessed the union. They also exchanged wedding bands in the form of exquisite ear rings and thereafter went into a frenzy of kisses and endless cuddling.

As if taking a cue, all the gay lovers in attendance also went into a frenzy of applause, cheers and kisses.
The wedding took place at a popular nightclub on Victoria Island, Lagos, and the couple, who are obviously from very comfortable backgrounds, wowed all present by capping it up with a presentation of exotic cars to each other as wedding gifts. The party went on until early the next morning, when the couple drove away in each other’s arms to their hotel room at the prestigious Eko Hotel and Suites, and guests sauntered away in trickles after wearing themselves out in a most exhausting bout of fun.

To tell the truth, it was probably the most exciting party I’ve been to in a long time. Even the nightclub staff and other people who had come on their own couldn’t help but join us, seeing the wild fun excitement in the air.

Like in normal wedding, both couple considered themselves the luckiest people on earth, having found best friends in each other. Tope could not hide her feelings and actually confided in some us, who are very close to her that the day was her most memorable so far, because she was not only hooking her best friend, but also her confidant. They generally exuded that familiar joy found amongst normal wedding couples. In their joy, they urged all present to enjoy all the food and drinks.

The party was organised by their gay friends, who felt compelled to host a wonderful bash for the ‘delightful couple’. Other gay lovers were also present in abundance, both the men and the lesbians.

Tope is a final year accounting student of a frontline private university in Ogun State, while Tola is a final year student of a federal government institution in Lagos. Somehow, they both looked set for a fulfilled family life, except that, as an outsider who got invited plainly on the level of my closeness to them, I kept wondering how they hope to make a life, and more importantly, make babies.
But from the look of things and the celebration on the night, that worry seemed not to be on their radar at all.

The whole gay thing
You may wonder and rightly so too, why I felt so comfortable in the midst of gay people, when I’m not. Well, I’m not gay, but it has taken me a lot of determination and will-power to resist and weather the temptations they throw at me. I attend the same private university with Tope in Ogun State. Tope was my roommate in school in year one, and a very jolly one too except for this gay thing. In fact, my five roommates were all lesbians, except for me. And it was not for lack of trying that they didn’t win me over. As a buxom lady, they all seem to have eyes for my body, and you could tell that they’d do anything to get me into their beds. They tried all tricks possible to lure me into lesbianism, promising me all the excitement possible and the fact that I only need to try it out to know why it is the fad today. But I stood my ground.

My reason? I just couldn’t bring myself to doing it with them, because that’s just not who I am. Often, they’d grab me and steal touches at my sensitive parts, all in the name of playing with me. Sometimes, they’d rush into the bathroom with me and start handling me, but usually I smile and laugh over it, because I understand their plight and because they were not getting to me.

Besides, I’ve never had any feeling or affection for girls, and before you could really engage in lesbianism or lesbian sex with a fellow woman, you really must love the person. As I speak to you, the only woman I love is my grandmother, and of course falling in love with her in that skewed manner is not even in my wildest imagination, nor possible.

Also, the biblical verse that says one of the greatest sin anyone could commit - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/my-experience-at-secret-gay-lesbian.html#sthash.ob5iJXCn.dpuf

It was a joyous and wonderful ceremony today 29th August as a very famous in Nigeria, Pastor Tunde Bakare gave out his first daughter, Bunmi to Olaoluwa Fabode in matrimony which happened far away in London.

Most of the well known faces and prominent men in Nigeria didn't fail to grace the occasion as the likes of Oby Ezekwesili notable of her #Bringbackourgirl campaign, Dr Joe Odumakin and others were present.

: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/pastor-tunde-bakares-daughter-wedding.html#sthash.2KJ6o6Q1.dpuf

anoda story

See wahala oooooo



no be d same pear of jean jooo





Na type of jean he loves so he may have it more than 100

Chad executed 10 alleged members of Nigeria-based Islamist group, Boko Haram, by firing squad Saturday, a day after they were found guilty of a double suicide killing that left 38 people dead in the capital N’Djamena.

“They were executed this morning on a shooting ground north of N’Djamena,” a judicial source told AFP. The report was confirmed by a security source who asked not to be identified. The 10 were condemned to death Friday in the country’s first trial of presumed members of the Islamist group. The hearings opened Wednesday.

Nigeria’s neighbours Chad, Cameroon and Niger have all suffered attacks by Boko Haram and earlier this year they announced a regional force to end the militants’ insurgency that has claimed more than 15,000 lives since 2009. The defendants were accused of criminal conspiracy, killings, wilful destruction with explosives, fraud, illegal possessions of arms and ammunition, as well as using psychotropic substances.

The accused include Nigerian national Mahamat Mustapha, also known as Bana Fanaye, who according to Chadian authorities masterminded the June 15 suicide attacks that struck a school and a police building in N’Djamena, killing 38 people and injuring 101.

On July 12, a fresh attack in the Chadian capital claimed by Boko Haram left at least 15 dead and 80 hurt after an assailant dressed as a woman blew himself up in the central marketplace. Shortly after Fanaye’s arrest in late June, Chad’s top prosecutor Alghassim Kassim said the suspect was the “ringleader of a network smuggling weapons and munitions between Nigeria, Cameroon and Chad

- See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/chad-executes-10-boko-haram-suspects-by.html#sthash.m26tP8xN.dpuf



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I saw this on Linda Ikeji's blog this afternoon and it is so so sad that someone can do this to this woman whom I believe have children she left in the house this morning. Read the info bellow.......

A Lagos Waste Managment Authority, LAWMA official was knocked down this morning during the Environmental sanitation exercise by a speeding green SUV along Apongbon, Lagos Island. The individual that hit her didn't wait and the LIB reader who witnessed the incident and sent the photos in said the woman died right in front of him. So sad! Killed while diligently doing her work.

I will use this opportunity to advice our able motorist in our country to take it easy. This woman is diligently doing her job and this has happened to her which I believe LAWMA themselves will not even compensate the family for anything. Though sometimes they are the architects of what happened to her as some of them find it difficult to take precautions while on duty on a highway trusting that every driver is sane. - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/lawma-official-killed-by-vehicle-in.html#sthash.LhqRC3kA.dpuf





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Earlier this year, popular Nollywood actress Toyin Aimakhu and husband, Adeniyi Johnson split up after a brief misunderstanding between both parties. Even though they didn't last belng apart, but few days after the rumored breakup, the couple released a joint statement confirming the difficulties they were facing in their marriage but said they were still together.

Just few months after, it appears that their marriage has hit the rocks again as Toyin took to her Instagram page and declared herself as #MissAimakhu. Going to her instagram page, Toyin has deleted pictures of herself and her husband, Adeniyi.

All efforts to get through to Toyin Aimakhu, proved abortive as her mobile is switched off. I wonder what kind of marriages is going on this days. As if is girl friend and boyfriend things especially this our nollywood counterparts. - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/omg-toyin-aimahku-goes-from-mrs-to-miss.html#sthash.GNk00GvS.dpuf

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MI you are a jealous modafucker

About a week ago news spread on various media that some popular hit songs have been banned from the airwaves by the Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC). The news got mixed reactions from music lovers across the country as the many of the songs are fan-favourites and streets anthem.

Nigeria’s king of comedy, Alibaba, has reportedly expressed his displeasure on the NBC’s ban, maintaining that most of the banned songs have been in circulation for a long time. He was said to have used Olamide’s Shakiti Bobo as an example, maintaining that even pastors are aware of the song.

According to Nigeriafilms, Alibaba wondered why it took the NBC so long to realise that the songs were not good enough for the public, reaffirming that some of the songs were so popular that worshipers demonstrate the dance steps during praise and worship in churches.

In his words; “I just heard that some songs were banned from airplay. Wait o, if it took NBC how many months to know the contents of a song were not fit for public consumption, then we should worry. Songs that I have heard Pastors singing sef. People even shakiti in church during praise and worship.” - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/alibaba-blasts-nbc-for-banning-olamides.html#sthash.z9w6EdJE.dpuf










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Chelsea FC is a wonderful club in EPL but I cannot help but not to understand why many football fans always take it to themselves for wanting the club to loose there matches. Today they played well even though John Terry was red carded today which is his first since 2010. I still believe Chelsea is a good club and whatever they have done, football fans should forgive them and move on.

Both Arsenal fans, United fans, Mancity fans are always eager to watch Chelsea loose. Is it because they know how to get the job done? Or is it because you guys are jealous for what they stand for? Or is it because you hate Jose Mourinho, which is the best coach in the world?

Whatever your problems are, no be Chelsea started it for you. Go and get your problem sorted out and please based your sadism to your club and not Chelsea FC. They are not your mate, Yes dey get money but when has that become a criteria to want a club to loose?

Abeg, Abeg, Abeg, Abeg, Abeg, free Chelsea jor. Say one reason why you hate this wonder club, Chelsea FC - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/chelsea-won-today-yes-why-do-people.html#sthash.yRbzJtyk.dpuf

NIS Boss David Parradang Fired After Nigerian Embassy In Beruit Lebanon Issued Visa To ISIS Terrorist.President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday ordered the suspension of the Comptroller-General of Immigration, David Parradang with immediate effect.

We learnt that Parradang’s suspension might not be unconnected with the ongoing investigations into how a Lebanese terrorist, Ahmed Al Assir was given a Nigerian visa by the Nigerian embassy in Beruit, Lebanon. -

Read complete story and more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/nigeria-immigration-boss-david.html#sthash.YMEAh14k.dpuf







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If you want to extract the maximal pleasure from sex and make sure your partner never finds you boring in bed, the best thing is to always up your knowledge about sex...

When a video is called a film, you expect to see actors and some acting. A story is supposed to develop from what the actors act and the viewer should at least be able to relate with it as a movie.

That is what should be.

But it seems some videos called movies just hide under that general name while being something else entirely. That was the case with this ‘film’ Wha’anda found on YouTube – named ‘Trash’, it is actually porn trash.

You will see the actors naked for almost the entire length of the film with detailed shots of their genitals littering the film.

It is hard for one to call it anything but pure porn because that is what it is! No wonder it have over 5.5 million views on YouTube.

Watch and judge for yourself… - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/this-movie-is-99-porn-and-55-million.html#sthash.Vjfbwoc2.dpuf




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A man who raped a two-year-old girl and murdered her great-grandparents has been jailed for 359 years.
Remorseless Jerry Active, 26, continued to protest his innocence as he was sentenced for his sickening crimes.

The Alaska native bludgeoned Touch Chea, aged 71, and his 73-year-old wife Sorn Sreap to death at their Anchorage home in May 2013. He also raped Sreap and the couple's two-year-old great-granddaughter in a random attack which police described as one of the "worst thing they had ever seen in their lives".

He was found guilty on 10 felony counts, including first-degree murder, multiple counts of sexual assault, sexually abusing a minor and robbery in
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According to the students, the car doesn’t diffuse gas and doesn’t make use of fossil fuel. The car was built under the Project Dove Initiative. Having successfully completed their first model, Dove P1, makes use of locally sourced materials and it was built right here, at the University of Lagos.

Last year, students from the University Of Lagos (UNILAG) and University of Benin (UNIBEN) built their own versions of energy-efficient car for the international Shell Eco-marathon. This marathon challenges student teams from around the world to design, build and test ultra-energy efficient vehicles.

See more photos below:

Investors are needed oooooo..................lol - See pictures at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/unilag-students-build-eco-friendly-car.html#sthash.YEZcicnz.dpuf






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which militant?



Niga Delta?





Watin dem dey do for Ogun state?

Dfff

Bla bla bla or whatever, US again What is it with this people? Huh? Why not leave Nigeria alone for God sake. Now they are making me look like a dullard that doesnt know how to read telling us that they never refused to give us arms to fight boko haram.




My people, please am i mad? What other word for.refusal? Laehn law abi watin dey call am.is equalls to refusal. So don tell me nonsence oooo Obama and his people.







Abeg we don dey win boko haram war oooo we dont want ur help America. We dont want oooo,. U guys r of no good and i wont be surprised that boko power go.increase over night wen ur army get here.






We know u guys very well. Once beaten, twice shy. Why the change of mind all of a sudden? Oh, u had we gonna start producing our own weapon? Huh?

Ah broda


The descrimination too much oooo



Guys make una free them oooooo

Dats nice





Safety first right?

Oki arurala, he should spend the rest of his misrable life in kirikiri. Nonsense.



Tell me wat old man like him still they look for, for his greatgrand pikin? Soon now him go talk say na devil.




Sometimes I wonder how people they enjoy rape. My junk can't even stand unless a woman is responding well.



Yyaack

Hahahahah, can't stop laughing but come to think of it, is useless to get angry with ur mum cuz of some of their stu.pid errands.





Is funny how they will ask u to off the tv, that it has been on since morning and is hot now.






Hahahahahaha ooo I love u so much mum and dad too ooo

This info is so educational that I want to remove my cap for it.


omo, I can't imagin that ooooooo, yeeeeee

make una free the guy joo



Na too.much money him be ooooo and the last time I checked bill gate no get six packs....

lol

A non-governmental organization, the Education Rights Campaign (ERC) has criticized the West African Examination Council (WAEC) for withholding results of government-sponsored candidates from states on its undisclosed debtors list.

After announcing the results of the May/June 2015 Senior School Certificate Examination (SSCE) on Monday, WAEC said it will hold on to the results of candidates from 19 states owing it registration fees.

Speaking in Lagos, the Head of National Office of WAEC, Charles Eguridu, had said the affected candidates who are mostly sponsored by state governments will not get their results until the debts are partly of fully settled.

"After reviewing the situation, the council has decided that the results of government-sponsored candidates of indebted states would be released if such states endeavor to produce bank guarantees, so that the council will be assured that the fees will be paid," he said.

But the ERC said the examination body's decision is not right. In a statement issued on Monday, ERC National Coordinator, Taiwo Soweto, said the directive is an 'insensitive' violation of the candidates' rights.

Soweto argued that withholding the results amounts to ethical violation of the Child Right Act 2003 and should thus be reversed.

“As a public institution, WAEC is obligated by the Child Right Act (2003) to make the best interest of the child the paramount consideration in all actions," Soweto said.

It will be recalled that WAEC had earlier warned that it will withhold the results of debtor states who collectively owed it about N4bn in registration fees.

ERC is a campaign platform which fights for free and functional education. - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/education-rights-campaign-blasts-waec.html#sthash.A0Q4WXh6.dpuf




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Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo has said that he’ll never be a politician again. Obasanjo also stated that he would not join any political party in the country but instead would remain a statesman.

The former President made the comments on Monday, August 10, 2015, while hosting Kogi State governor, Idris Wada, at his residence in Abeokuta, Ogun State.

I saw this article yesterday and I was flabbergasted. Obasanjo saying he is not a politician anymore and please can someone tell me what he is now? Please I need to hear it from my fans ooooo - See more at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/ill-never-be-politician-again-says-ex.html#sthash.N48FMJvS.dpuf








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Matilda Quaye from Ghana is a student, model and video vixen who claims to have the biggestUkwu in the continent. Popularly known as ‘hipsy,’ they say she has the largest hips in Ghana where she hails from. View more amazing photos of Matilda.


See more bellow - See more pictures at: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/08/meet-matilda-girl-with-biggest-ass-in.html#sthash.u53261a2.dpuf







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