gedidiah:
Where is the celebrant na?

Him dey sleep


we go wake em up as dey do dat guy for COMING TO AMERICA

Peter5694:
Happy Birthday bro! more Money fall on u! 08147046367
I even save this date for my Reminder o! I jz dy await m like say na my own birthday!

U no well ,

see as my alarm wake me up late

thunder fire dat alarm

chuksoyo21:
Bros, U can lie for Africa, oh...

HausaOverlord:
LIEnel Richie.

R3m0t3C0ntr01:
Which one I go talk oooooo
okay!
I was in 100 level in my Hostel in the campus when, on a Saturday, arsenal was playing against Chelsea.
While the match was on, na so NEPA take light.
It was in year 2009.
So as Nepa take light, most people comot from the common room, go back to their rooms to wait for light.
About 10 minutes later, na so Nepa bring light back.
Oboi! come see race from everywhere for that hostel as boys and men begin run back to that common room.
Me Don already start to cook for my room, so I no fit join them run.
But one of my roommates was around that day, he was sleeping with his boxers on. The guy doesn't watch football at all.
From inside sleep, as the sound of running footsteps hit the guy like this, he just stand from bed like say Na Jazz, as he stand, na so he run comot from room o, begin run with those boys like mad man.
From where I hold spoon, dey turn food, I wan laff tire cos the guy no dey watch ball, he no know why people dey run, yet he just dey tear race.
Lol! anyway, after he reach the common room, come see say it was football that actually made those boys run, not fire or any other emergency, na so my roommate begin come back to room.
if u see as the guy face don tight ehn! the guy dooon veeeeex. He just dey curse those boys under his breath.
me just dey wait for am, I wan fall for laughter that day.
When the other roommates come and I tell them the story, dem laff tire too.
Oga Dessy, wherever you are today, maybe even reading this, I greet you brother!

mashnino:

i dey come
make i go wear slippers

mashnino:

LIE-NUS MBA!!!

Na my name be dat.......

bros na true story, oya come make we go look for dey phone....

oviejnr:

My guy, nothing do you.....

see as you wan wash me

youngbravian:


lol..I never c loser wae pass yhu

Guy why you come dey add petrol on top fire wey don quench


Dat thing still dey make me cry oooo if I remember em, na devil send dat gal.....

oviejnr:

Oga, no make me use dat vex slap you

EmyLeo:
zule zoo , kerewa .

#the man just dy do..kerewa kerewa kerewa kerewawo...lol..

#those days mehnn..

Make my Neighbor, catch you sing dat song, dey woman go beat you with koboko as if you be her pikin...


Dos days wen Zule Zoo wan put us small small children for inside trouble

Makurdi was fun

Coyotejack:
OKOKOBIOKO

ISSA snake pari tonite

Guy na wao for you, which kind rough play be dis.

Na dis night wey person don finish to drink garri, you come post dis kind pix. See rice with meat

Any type of meat I dey chop, wether na SNAKE, RAT, CAT, DOG, ELEPHANT, ALLIGATOR, TORTOISE,GOOSE, DONKEY, HIPPOPOTAMUS,GIRAFFE,RABBIT ....etc apart from human being...

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Kenneth10110:


All this songs only you?

TEKNO songs no dey hard person to learn.....

Sharming95:
Na so......he b lyk say our politicians lyk day roast corn....ma go start d business maybe ma luck fit shine may bubu cum patronize me....abi epp me fan fire to d corn...

You sure say Bubu go come back




See as dat one do em self for dat BED as if na RAT wey fall inside hot oil.
Just imagine, after our politicians go do all dis things finish, na dey opposite of wetin dem promise us dem go do.... Chai

OUR MUMU DON DO.....