₦airaland Forum

How does this mobile court work?
Na robot or computer be judge?
A normal colrt has a chance for witnesses, what of this?

King3urna:
Noo I disagree with you life is what you call it there is good and bad Muslim just like there's good and bad Christian ....�

Its a lie, all muslims are violent and blood thirsty alias terrorists.
At least you can't deny any of these pictures below.

Hongkongfukid:
I can see that all christians are fools

And all muslims are bastard smelly stinking imbechiles

PigTormentor:
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Delusional retarded monkey, seek mental help before you appear naked at the market square.

Hahahaha! en pain'am very well, I thought you'll continue arguing for your religion of urine. I for finish that your allah and mohammed. Idiotic terrorists.
The first picture shows how mohammed's dick was when he died. How can a pig be tormenting himself, you for see shege today, pig tormentor my arse.

Vivian16:
so who wrote the stories in the Qur'an since you claimed that the Romans wrote the Bible?

Quoran was written by an illiterate and dirty drunk that lived in caves.

PigTormentor:
You are just as confused as those that make those delusional claims.
So what happened to your fellow Christian killers such as the delusional Christian who killed 100 Muslims in New Zealand, the idiot who killed many in the US in the name of Jesus, Jim Jones killed many in the name of Jesus, Hitler the alter Catholic boy killed 6 million Jews. I can go on and on for days but I have better things to do.
Muhammed died of natural death unlike your Jesus that was hang with other criminal pedophiles. Why do you think there are so many pedophiles at the Vatican? It's part of the teachings of Jeslut the pedophile. Your Pope stepped down when he was about to be exposed for Pedophalia.
I'm sure that you were molested by your priest during your bible classes in your village. Go and take your anger out on your molester priest that made you suck his dick while you were a kid. The memory of that trauma has robbed you of any logic and common sense.

First of all, I don't give a 4uuuck about the pope, you should have known that, you should have known that christians don't have one denomination cos christianity allows you to think and reject any stupid doctrine or dogma, so 4uuuck the pope and the catholic church but unlike the religion of urine, once you become knowledgeable and want to stand on your new ideas and reformations, piiam! Your head don commot. Islam === terrorism, pedophilia, stupidity, rapist, blood mongering, dirtiness, barbarism, child marriage, disease and pestilence, backwardness, illitracy.
Secondly, which mohammed (may thunder besiege his hopeless soul) died a natural death? ogbeni, you muslims have post phd in lieing, mohammed was poisoned by a jewish girl he kidnapped to rape, he was there waiting for the girl to serve him food and then pussy but the girl served him poisoned lamb and he died a very painful death with his tongue stuffed out like a killed goat, with saliva all over his body and tears of pain dripping from his eyes and not to mention his dick was erect cos he was expecting a pussy, maybe that was arsenide that she served him, that chemical used to kill rats so mohammed died like a rat, meaning mohammed is a rat, a scavenger, a blood monger and an slowpoke too.

PigTormentor:
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Borrow or buy some sense. So we need to eradicate churches to get rid of child molesters/pedophiles, kidnappers, cultists and Christian terrorists? Most of the kidnappers in Nigeria as of today are Christians from SS and SE.

You have 3 billion Christians and you have 2.7 Muslims and you think with your Infantile brain that you can stop Islam? In Fact Islam is the fastest growing religion to overtake Christianity in about 10 to.20 years.
Grow up son.

You should have kept quiet like other wise muslims, those criminals you deem christians cos they are from the south most times attribute their demeanor to the work of devil, whereas these your brothers always shout allah kubar meaning they draw their inspiration from your vampire blood thirsty allah, infact they claim to follow the footsteps of that your pedophilia, nymphomaniac Hot bastard mohammed. They forgot that pigs exhumed the decaying corpse of mohammed and ate almost half of his body starting by crunching and snacking on his petrifying dick and sagged scrotal sack.

I couldn't read the whole thing but if am wrong, I respectfully stand to be corrected. Am sure the federal government is helping dangote sustain our economy, I don't know if they are extending same hands to other investments like innoson motors and co.

SIR0:
Here is the missing part of the story;

"As the men of the Nigerian army stormed the area, the policemen were nowhere to be found"

Na joke o

It dosen't have to be a joke, what you said is the correct fact, those police officers are simps who are cowards. Am sure that military man no go rest until he gets his own revenge.

ijustdey:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/05/09/pandemonium-in-benin-policemen-beat-soldier-for-refusing-to-wear-face-mask/

Now, no one is supposed to be above the law, I love the Army but we shouldn't be sentimental and apologetic to any of either party cos both are wrong, the government had ordered the wearing of nose and nose mask to help curtail the spread of the virus.
Why would the police officers harass the wife and beat the the military man?
I just thank God that the calamity was averted but forget it that military man already know the officers that dis that and am sure he is going to revenge.

Bola146:
Congratulations girl.. MC is just lucky having good children

Not just lucky, I feel he knew how to separate his outside business from his family, he is a good father and married a good lady.

MichealKin50:
My Fiancée Does This. What Does It Mean?

Good day all.

The lockdown has brought my fiancée and I more closer. She spends most of her time now in my place than hers. While staying with me, I one day carried her phone to make call I discovered she doesn't put password on her phone.

Just few days ago while she was sleeping, I used her phone to Google something online and something pushed me to open her Facebook app. When I open, I realized she deletes chats after conversation. I was looking for the messages I do sent her on Facebook and could not find any.

I can't figure out what this means.

When I was still in school that I was dating one girl, long distance relationship. She invited me over to her side which I obliged, her phone wasn't passworded likewise she did answered all her calls in front of me and even told some guys over the phone that she was with her boyfriend, that made me relax alittle. Now, the time I went to visit her without her invitation, I discovered she passworded same phone and didn't answer calls easily even ignored some, ofcourse that prompted me to ask her to unlock her phone which she did and I saw so many calls from numbers that were previously saved in her phone but was hurriedly deleted, she didn't know I knew. Your fiancee knows you'd check her phone when she dosen't know hence deleting everything. She has a skeleton in her cupboard .

Possiblegee:
lol this ur name self explosive � skull �/ odi egwu /. Chelsea fans I hail o

hehehehe

Chai! This is pathetic

Possiblegee:
Lol Chelsea fans /players no day hear word stay at home ...ok una wan pass Enugu go beat Bayern for Germany ? Lol �

Foolish people just dey implicate other chelsea fans, don't know why some of us chelsea fans find ways to always do the wrong thing at the wrong time.

anytaij:
Somewhere around Nigeria!!! Imagine the high number of offspring if allowed to hatch!!!
Lala food don land oò

Its not true, that is not Nigeria, anacondas are not in nigeria. This might be south America.

DateMynd44:
I'm working in UCTH, reside in Eyo Ita.
kindly reach me out on WhatsApp 09064553219 let's talk.
Thanks

You are looking for who to pregnant again, you really think it will be easy to exploit her cos you may be sensing desperaton in her story? Just becareful and free the girl jooo

I don too mumu those days I was yonger but sm wiser now, and it will be very very hard for me to ever fall in love again as am too careful in that aspect and I don't want any lady to suffer what others caused.
There is this pharmacy shop I normally go to buy drugs, am a pentazocine addict and I do buy the packet almost every two days or less when am broke. I came as usual very early before this lockdown was seriously enforced and saw this girl waiting for the keyholder to come, I started telling her how I admired and stared at her whenever I come to their shop and how I see her as a hardworking fellow. She agreed after some time and even took me to their house. I noticed its only their mother thatlis around as she said her dad is dead, I perceived her siblings were somehow hostile to my presence, it may not be cos they hate me though, she is a jehovah witness and it seemed all of them lived in a room meaning that they are poor somehow. She told me that first I need to stop injecting pentazocine which will be hard but I agreed. I really liked her in the beginning so wanted to test some things, I felt I already made some mistake by telling her some things about me and she may have felt am rich cos of that medicine I buy almost everyday.
I told her one morning that Ilwanted to come see her, then I will excort her to her job place cos her shift is in the afternoon, I asked her what I'll get for her which she said anything that pleases me, I left my house but could only get to their pharmacy since no keke was enroute their house, I called her that I can't come again instead that we will see at her job place, she came we talked, I noticed she was a kind of being careful so that others won't understand, I gave her 1.5k that I planned to use and buy what I promised her earlier, she was so wowed, next thing I noticed is that she was persistent to make me know her is bad, I resulted to texting since I couldn't hear her well over the phone. Then one morning I got a romantic message from her, another came in the afternoon that I should come that she is very hungry, I didn't reply that, I never picked her call again till now, she sent me a text message "which kind of man, am I? " I didn't reply. She is still calling but I'll never pick or text her again as am now uninterested in her. Most of my past relationships I was the one that spent cos of love and I know how it made me suffer, now this girl is a jehovah witness which am sure she will never love me but will only want me to waste my time spending and dating myself. Her sibling's hostile countenance was a red flag to me, I may have made an impression that am rich which she may have misunderstood and wants to leech on me, I will stop my addiction on my own terms as I hate to be controlled by a woman.
Am tired. ...

DateMynd44:
ehya sorry dear.
Your profile says calabar, is that where u currently reside?
Let's talk privately via mail

You want to pregnant her again, abeg free the girl jooo.

aimmoney9:
what is the title of dis cartoon?

I don't know sir

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Menance:
See the kind of person a whole tribe worships.. Anyway they are yaribas the cursed descendants of the devil..

Shameless hegoat

Foolish senile imbecilic idiotic tribalistic bigot

These guys are just heartless, idiots that want others to share in their stupidity. Shoot all of them at the forehead imbeciles .

Dickson44:
It was after 2 days of having unprotected sex, my pen*s started paining me. I went to the pharmacy and got ciprotab. This was administered to me after I told the pharmacist that my pen*s pains me during urination.

This is the 4th day since I got the drugs. I just found that I have a penile discharge. Please, what could this be and how do I curb and get rid of it. I I'm scared of using the toilet as the pain is still there.

Thanks for your assistance

You really behaved like dick-son

Imperare:
Yes bro hunger kills very fast.

And kills with much pain.
They should just stop this lockdown, anyone wey catch am and dies ok, if they survive ok. The hunger plus frustration is nauseating .

Rip

Yenefer:
Buhari has touched us ALL, if you don't get cash transfers, you will get food items or get fuel price decrease or get 2 months free electricity bill.... If you're not affected by ANY of these, it's destiny issue no one can help you.

Do you have vaginal infection?

LivingSage:
Mumu! Custodian said this way, you a neonate in your parlour said another. U too mumu o. Unpatriotic bigot
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So cos of his opinion, you started cursing him, so you have no other superior argument to debase his assertions? Damn! That ain't cool at all.

iammo:
you do understand English isn't everyones first language or you just want to troll

Like seriously, you want to find an excuse for this vivid blunder, as no person in that government understands English or use dictionaries to correct spellings? Damn!

iammo:




we told the Ipobians yesterday they called us names.. @GreatResearcher1 come and read the Chadian press release debunking Ipobian nonsense

Shameless Piglets trying to rubbish the great Nigerian Army, pride of west Africa..because of small python dance we gave them

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Chad press that writes lake chad as lac chad, even my autocorect thinks am stupid.

Yenefer:
Back in 2015 it's the drunkard and his cocaine meth head wife running the country. Now is a sane man who doesn't run affairs under the influence. Nigeria is working perfectly like a fine-tune machine.
God bless president Buhari
God bless APC
God bless itno and Chadians
Making chocolates who wants it

If you are saying this kind of thing with everything happening as it is now, then, that chocolate you are mixing may be human and cow dung as you ain't sincere and can poison one without remorse .