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hazyfm: [size=18pt]PLS WHO IS Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor[/size]

Ishilove: You should see Orisumbare, especially that street that leads to the back of the airport. I went with a colleauge to go visit an invalid friend. But the time I left that area, I was wondering why I didn't carry along mountain hiking gear. Simply awful

Hmmmm...Ishilove which one is @ the bolded again

calculusx: I recently changed environment jare as owo no dey to stay banana island .
Not my SUV ooo but it can happen to anyone. I trust my forklift to an xtent bt machines will never tell you when they want to breakdown

You don't need to stay in Banana Island na . You dey hide for corner because i know you are equal to the task . However i know it's not your ride that had issues with ball joints,tie rod,shocks,etc even if it's,you are an importer and exporter of automobiles so no yawa . Abeg vote wisely come 2015 oooh

calculusx: Eyop: OP thanks for this thread. Fashola's government is concentrating majorly in Ikeja,VI,Lekki and some part of Surulere.

I don't trust any Party,be it PDP or APC. @times I asked whether people living in suburb are different species entirely.
There has never been a week I won't see cars/suvs with a pulled arm or shock absorber because of bad road(dont ask m where I live ). May be I need to start taking pics whenever I come across them.
I'm a Lagosian but we all can't live on the island,there are some roads in Surulere that doesn't need an upgrade but were upgraded leaving roads with urgent attention in some other areas. We need to sleep and have a rethink cos we are all leaders of Today.

@ Calculusx my Oga where you dey live oooh that your shock absorber and arms are pulling off ? Well am not saying we should trust PDP either but we need change in Lagos state. You are also very correct about upgrading of roads that never needed any attention all because that's an avenue to siphon money. APC has governed for 8 years,let another party be given an opportunity.

banega: Lool , don't mind mee oh,. was laying my bed jareee,. Good night honey!! Muahhhhh •

Sleep tight dear

bobonicez: During Pastor Enoch Adeboye's sermon on Thursday night at the ongoing 62nd annual convention of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Adeboye narrated that a high profile woman who was an executive of the West African Examinations Council, WAEC, did everything to seduce him.

According to him, the woman came to him and announced to him that God had told her that he would be her husband, and immediately he rebuked her, saying “you know that I am happily married and have children.” That didn’t deter the woman who continued to pester him, and even came to the camp to threaten him, saying “if you stand on my way to marrying this man, I will kill you.”

Pastor Adeboye took the matter to then Inspector General of Police who immediately invited the woman and her husband to his office and after a meeting banned the randy woman from entering the Redemption Camp or ever making passes at the man of God.

“But that measure didn’t stop her. I travelled to London without telling anybody, to work on the church’s devotional, Open Heaven. As soon as I settled down in the room, the telephone rang and the voice at the other end said: “welcome to London. I am coming in 15 minutes,

The cleric continued, wondering why his audience responded with a laughter.Continuing, he said he told the voice:

“You don’t know anything, you know that the Police in London are very efficient and if you dare come here, I will call the Police for you.” There is a Police station a few meters from where I am staying and she must have known that because she didn’t come but kept calling me.“I cried to God Who told me ‘You know of the scripture that says, whatever you bind on earth is bound in heaven.’ Believe me honestly, unless God helps, there are things you cannot handle on your own,

He stated, urging the large crowd to stand and pray with holy anger:

“Anyone hindering my progress, before this month is over, Holy Spirit send down Your fire to consume them”.

http://www.pakorumo.com/2014/08/how-married-woman-almost-seduced-me.html

@ the bolded made me laugh man of God they run away from Kwaja oooh. But women sha

datalossvictim1: It's me look well.

datalossvictim1: Lol why you posting my picture without permission ?

datalossvictim1: My favourite

estyvino: That place na hospital Na!h

It seems you need binoculars to see well? May be Ebola don enter your eyes

dimples2: seriously

I'm sorry just picture any face u would like

dimples2:

Ur fine urself, who is your cosmetic surgeon?

Babe, dimples2 is the case study and not myself. I have struggled so much to see the face even to the extent of bending the laptop but all to no avail. This is not fair now

dimples2: What would u want to happen

Joenice: You're a bad priest. You only pray with Nigerian girls at night. Singing praises and so on. You know what I mean

Joenice: Priest? Priest on nairaland? Lol...God's watching you.

Yes priest & no jokes. Wetin i do now

Joenice: Lol. So you're not satisfying your girls, huh?

chipatra: why?

Can one ever satisfy them

cne010: He didn't read my post we'll that's from my mechanics W211 I would later be fitting the w209 cluster on my w203 and some other mods keep watching this space.

Mine is American spec.

chipatra: thanks, go dey try

Hmmm...me i dey fear fuclicant babes oooh

cne010: Funny there is a dipstick port at the back of the engine my mechanic has one he uses said it's not a problem cos the dash board display reminds you when it's low and tell you to add a litre funny! I remember I posted a pics from his e class W211.

priscaoge: I need someone to sing a lullaby 4 me

priscaoge: Bad market for Op

Gboliwe: By nairaland policy, OP doesn't have any right sef to say close or not close. For Christ's sake, this is a public forum. He didn't buy any special space to create this thread. It isn't his but for the community. That's why I mentioned the admin. He should take a look at this. No reason why the thread should be closed. 10years down the line (I believe nairaland will keep growing) people should learn and be able to discuss here.

chipatra: i dey loud only when my guy dey fvck me

Without being told,e dey your body . Keep it up fucklicant babe