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humblesteve:The only ID I have ever had was the one I paid for 6 years ago, Drivers license. National ID, Voters card, nothing! But i did register for them mind you. |
humblesteve:What do u use to id yourself when u stated clearly that u had no national id or voters card? |
uvie66:I see now that u are ignprant. stop meddling in things like this, u dont know a thing! |
[quote author=uvie66 post=77988757][/quote]no. 10 is all u can think of? u think only prime ministers lead the world? u dpn see buhari no 10 before? very finny. |
humblesteve:On many platforms, it's the only acceptable alternative to the international passport as a means of identification |
humblesteve:Drivers licence is your best bet |
humblesteve:are your village people this bad? |
humblesteve:go there with enough money for bribe and u will be glad. I had no id like u and wasnt with my birth certificate. I paid for the immigrations equivalent of both |
humblesteve:it is fesrac giving me this wahala |
humblesteve:it is fesrac giving me this wahala |
humblesteve:I am in lagos too |
humblesteve:I am in lagos too |
humblesteve:thank u fof confirming this. so my contact is not lying to me after all |
Hello, Please, I really do need some advice on this issue as I am so fed up at the moment and critically short of ideas. About the middle of last month, March, I went to take a passport at the Nigerian Immigration office over in Festact town Lagos. No one seemed to have heard of 17,000 naira the Federal government officially claims is the cost of Nigerian passports and so I had to pay the 28k demanded. I also paid for the issuance of other documents like birth certificate there since i was not with mine. One of the immigration officers who helped me through the whole processes told me the process would take about 3 weeks then advised I pay her an extra 5k to facilitate the release of the passport even sooner. Total amoutn paid is about 40k About 2 weeks afterward, when I called to check, she told me that the Federal Government had not imported the booklet yet. Imagine such rubbish? Last time I talked to her was just before Easter and the problem then was that everyone had gone on Easter break. As of today, I don't know where I stand and that passport is very important to my business. In fact, traveling aside, it is affecting me badly in the area of valid identification. I took national ID way back in 1999, never got that one. Did it again in Lagos in 2016, still waiting for their phone call or SMS till today. I took Voters card in April and they said I will get an SMS to take, but I never did. After my Yoruba neighbor showed me his in December I went to the LGA for mine only to discover that some characters had decided not to issue Igbos any PVC before elections. Please, can some explain to me what I did to this country or has anyone else been in my shoes with this passport issue? How did it end? Modified I just collected my passport today., 14th June |
uvie66:Very good reasoning but I'm surprised it is coming from an idiotic place. With all your intelligence, wisdom, maturity and education (whatever level that is) do you honestly believe that a man that dines with world leaders and is looked upon by millions of people around the world as leader uploaded he nude video to twitter and facebook like a slay mama? ![]() The way people think and discover facts, without being told, is what gets them great jobs like those in the UN, top government agencies and huge companies like goggle with mind-bending salaries. (Now you know why most Nigerians are jobless and very low earners... they are f0ucking idiots) But it appears that you need a lot of telling to understand somethings. Luckily for you I love to teach people. Now listen, since the beginning of time, anywhere a ruling power meet oppossition among its subjects, it identifies the leader or ring leaders and tries to tarnish their image and discredit them in the eyes of their follower and the general public. Let me give you a very good exmple, this being Sunday. Jesus was the Christ, a good man that helped people, a man who the Jews were following as the son of God to the chagrin of their leaders. In the day those leaders chose to do away with Jesus what did they do? They portrayed him as a criminal and even asked for the release of a serial thief called Barnabas! In today's world things have not changed but gotten more refined. Government spies, agents and intelligence agencies do just that. Ever heard of the Nigerian Intelligence Agency? Who could be top on their list? ![]() Mr. uvie66, get wise. Start using your brain to see and not your eyes. Strange as it may sound you will see better that way. |
hisholar2:What is power supply like over there and how much doe a 2 bedroom flat cost? I'm Igbo living in Lagos and all my biz is online. I'm so tired of buying fuel and fighting mechanics for spoiling my generator even where every damn thing is so expensive! and i hardly ever go out due to my biz |
tunjibadosnen:Same as El-Zachary or whatever his name is, the shitu leader is getting I guess. No air, no light, no trial, one jail cell, four more years to go. So this guy and Kanu who is wiser? |
Guestlander:Actually, you are correct. In the book of Solomon, the bible says "Eat and get drunk with the love of your wife, that which is i-between her legs." What are you doing filming another man in his bedroom or watching a private video he made himself on his phone or laptop with his wife in it? That is a perversion. |
midolian:Does a man act porn with his lewfully wedded wife in his own bed? Or is God who blessed such a union a p0rnography promoter? The person (governemnt agents) who stole those videos of a married man in his own bedroom is the p0rnstar but those who watched it are perverts. Same as those who peep through windows and door holes. From the look of your name, I guess you belong to the peeping class |
NaijaElba:you fogot the Alafin of oyo and his fine young wives shameless naijaeba and garri |
DonPablo007:It's not just the world powers my dear, it is people like you. For example how many times have you drunk pure water or bottled water today? How many times have you used and dumped a plastic bag this week? How many papers and toilet rolls have you used this month and thrown away. There are billions of peopple just like you doing it all over the world. All that plastic you use and dump so freely do not decay but must be burnt and when that is done, the smoke it give out damages the atmosphere so much. As for the toilet rolls and papers, they are made from trees, the only things in nature that can fix the atmosphere correctly big time. A tree breathes in all the carbon dioxide (emitted by cars and humans) and other odd pollution in the atmosphere and gives off pure oxygen and yet we cut them down to make paper and table without replanting any one... lol Personally, i don't drink pure water and rare bottle water. I avoid using plastic bags anyhow and do all i can to stop the wastage of paper but its only me and my efforts are nothing. You guys should continue but don't cry when you cities start to sink below sea level. Enjoy! |
Mizwisdom:Your theories about first and last loving most just makes me laugh When Albert Einstein put forth the theories of Electricity many laughed just like you now. That's what people do when they don't believe or Understand some unusual facts of nature. If you think that God just gifts people children randomly without thought to time and position, think again. You need to have a heart to heart talk with the mother of this pained gentleman, the OP, and leave me to my playground as you so cleverly put it. Don't fight me for what you women are doing all over the place. |
cooltola:Make them carry me go election tribunal ni. But you are correct, things are changing and many are surprising me. Never knew things like that OSU stigma could be worked around but it is actually happening in places today. Not all traditions will go away though. Tradition and culture are what makes us different from the white man who is certainly not adapting our own traditions as much as we are his. On a serious note. My siblings are not pushovers, my father trained us so. They are all leaders in their fields. If they are dissatisfied, they will make that known to me clearly in a polite but firm manner particularly my immediate younger one, a Ph.D. holder. The thing is, a real man does not boast with that which belongs to another man even if it was an inheritance, he creates his own. I live in Lagos but not in my father's house and I allow my stepmom to collect all the rent. |
Mizwisdom:If you read very well, you'll notice that I added the following to my statement.... (this is life, there will always be exceptions to any case, mind you)... What that means was there might be exceptions to my statement, this being life which has no constant. I guees you did not see that at all. You see, you go to concerts and parties to watch the performers, I go to watch audience! It's what i do mostly here on niairland. I study psychological make up of people just like you watch films with pleasure. Its part of what i do for a living and a hubby. If i tell you that i have not watched a full movie this year aside from WWE and Dog Dynasy you will not believe me. Let me tell you 3 other things you will not believe. 1. 99% of the people that love you so much will most likely turn out to be your worst enemies. 2. A violent husband always shows signs of what he will be during courtship -- The man who give you an ordinary slap as a girlfriend, in 9 out of 10 cases, always upgrade with time. 3. Of all your children, the two that will most likely love you without condition is the first and the last one *(Until the day you catch them at it, you will never know they will kill for you). 4. Of all your children the two that will start taking responsibility automatically, right from childhood, is the first daughter and the first son. This information i have given you above is the backbone on which i stand to write superb novels that appear all too real in life. I'm an author and all my books drive people nuts emotionally. Don't take my word for it. see for yourself. https://www.nairaland.com/2941054/ruthless-betrayals-story-love-betrayals I've been a best seller for 5 years. This is why the idea of focusing on just one child is primitive and stupid. Forget my tribe. You need to tell the op this, that's his mother is doing right there and she is not alone. I advised him to call in elders to talk to her against it rather than confront his elder brother, what is your advice to me again? The only things you got right is that I have a complex in me and the stroking my ago part . You just sound like my sister. But then I use such illustrations often to teach people and it always works when they can relate directly. Always it gives a good feeling and i do it again and again. Any more complaints? |
Excuzeme:I have been hearing this part from the children of fools and idiots who think the oldest dullard on earth without a single certificate can make their country into a heaven. I pity you but enjoy the next four years. Worthless lot! |
Mizwisdom:I've not even reached my 40th birthday Lol. A lot of tribes do share the possessions of a man to all his children (I think the Hausa tribe does cos I saw it happen to a friend when I was younger) and then there the issue of a will. I'm betting one of either cases got you that inheritance from your grandparents, by passing your parents. It doesn't work that way in Igboland. I'm single, never married, currently searching for a working-class lady like you to marry and I certainly have no plans to favor my first son over other kids 100%. I understand mordern ways a lot better than you think if not how will i be selling books on amazon as an author? Oh, by the way that is why I gave so much details about me on a public forum. Most of it is part of my Biography as an author and i know someday someone will want to find out even more. You seem to have a cool head on your shoulders, something that's so scarce now, which why i am still single (may God help with with a wife this year... Amen). Anyway, no matter how hard you work or how much you save up. If you live a long life it will never do. You will need you kids, and you find out that you first son can be a special belessing to you. He will take care of you by instincet while your other kids will make away with all they can get from you. This is most families usually play out. The first child always takes responsibility by instinct. (this is life, there will always be exceptions to any case, mind you) |
Benekruku:I recall when went to London and suddenly became inaccessible even to his wife. I was like, what the hell? And now he can't speak fulanade, right? Listen, Nigerian politics is a very dangerous game that many will kill for due to the power and money in it. Relax, let Buhari leave power, the things you will hear then will shock you. But the best part is that if he is Buhari he will live and die in Daura and be buried there with all honor. If he is Jubril... we go hear story ni. Be patient it will not be long now. |
Mizwisdom:I make perfect sense but you just don't understand. You see, the law that splits a man's property equally among his kids is fairly new and completely alien to many indigenous tribes in Nigeria. Even till this day igbos and many southern tribes do not recognize such a law. The first son gets it all, always. When a man dies, everything he is traditionally entitled to passes on to his first son intact. As I am now, I own a big mansion in my village, two cars incuding a 4 runner jeep and plots of land I've not even checked out yet. All inherited without challenge. My only sister, nothing! My 4 younger brother? Well, I have to share my fathers two houses here in Lagos with them, that's the law in the courts but i was wise enough to avoid troble by declaring the house a free zone for them and their families. Basically, they stay contented with a room in their father's house while i stay king of the whole thing. In all this talk did you hear me mention my father's second wife who is still alive? Nah In tradition, when a woman is married into a home she will forever remain a stranger in many eyes. Ask Biance Ojukwu if you don't understand. The woman will never get anything or be listened to. It is her first son that is her strength. He is her son, yet her second husband and protector. She is responsible to the people for him and will know no peace if something bad happens to him. When his father is not around, the people will listen to his voice only. This is my position now. Get married, lady. Have kids. You will learn that the old ways are far from dead and you will learn very quickly. Again. please it's not all mothers/fathers that show preference, it's very wrong, stop this first son talk especially as you're elderly, your other kids will know and might likely abandon you for your first son. You have a point here. But let me tell you some something. Most Igbo and southern families start poor. Do you know how they make it? All the money that family makes is used to train just one person.... the first son! Some end up studdying overseas and then come back to train their younger ones. Whenever you see a well educated first son and badly educated siblings that is what happened. Interestingly, there is always love when that first son is wise. This is life and it is not always nice. |
HajimeSaito:OP I have gone through this trend and seen all the answers to you. I'm a frist son too, though i lost my parents too early in life i have other relatives and trust me, the position of a first son carries weight you cannot begin to understand.l Don't confront your elder brother, as some tell you as that could lead to big trouble if he sees it as disrespect (I don't tolerate that shit and I have 4 fully grown brothers one of whom is a top official in a big organization in Lagos and another is finishing his Ph.D. in London). Take this adive I have quoted above. Cutting off your bother is not an opinion though. No mother will sit back and watch her first son suffer. Among many things, traditonally, he is her protector in her husband's home not the other sons. He should find a job and be a man |
MrDojo:You are like 3 years late with your advice. Wish I got it years ago. This was what i was saying when i said keep African things to Africa If you publish Nigerian style novels on Amazon no one will buy it. It took me years to realize that it was my novel not amazon was the wahala. we are talking about novels that were best sellers on Okadabooks and nairaland literature section, mind you. I no longer write nigerian books |
HeliosHay:Fiction requires skill, not keywords, and that skill I have in abundance. I'm one of the best over in the literature section and i kid you not. At my start in 2016, i made over 50k on this forum selling my novels 500 to 1k per copy until only broke people where left (Not many ever managed that). Blogging never paid and i was borke for so long, wasted so many good years at it, and I discovered Amazon so late. Just check the number of followers I have. and you may understand. That storytelling skill is one reason many cannot do novels etc. For example one of my novels sold five copies in on Good Friday and its not even a good novel by Amazon standards cos its based in Nigeria... it's about boko haram terrorists and the white guys don't like that stuff. Leave Africa things to Africa... this lesson, among many, I learn the hard way but you got to be really gifted to write the white man's story in a way he will like it, stay glued and my next book is that followed by another and then another. Stephen King is not the only guy with a monopoly on imagination and this is one thing you will never get by outsourcing that's why fiction doesn't sell for you guys Non-fiction stuff is easy to you but not so to me, particularly that keyword angle. It never quite flowed and I am always short on topics. But Novels... lol. As I am typing i have headache cos i got four novels in my head two of which are fantasy series that will run several episodes My question now, sir, is, what is the next high sales period cos i just realized i missed easter sales. I also missed a lot of the winter sales period due to emotional depression and ignorance of its existence. I recognized these periods only observing the bump in sales on my dashboard but I was never ready. I wanna be ready for the next one. |
suxes2005:Let's connect on whatapps? I believe we can share experience and save outselves a lot of trouble and time in a world where everone is askign for money to give info. I am a writer of novels too (action, adventue, military normally). All these nonfiction no dey click in my head. I'm about to go into two long series ... fantasy both |
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. You just sound like my sister. But then I use such illustrations often to teach people and it always works when they can relate directly. Always it gives a good feeling and i do it again and again.