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CelebritiesRe: I Asked A Man To Send Me Ordinary N2million And He Stopped Calling Me - Ifu Enna by EzzyCarter: 8:11pm On Sep 04, 2020
Lmao. When your cunt isn't an oil well or a diamond mine. This midget feels herself too much sha grin . With 2m you gon bleep nothing less than 1 thousand Nigerian pussies. Do the maths grin
HealthRe: Outside My Ass Hole Or Region Itches Me. by EzzyCarter: 8:00pm On Sep 04, 2020
MrOjay1:
Hmmm
This is strong.
Your asshole is reacting to the drugs.

I suggest you buy ose oji(alligator pepper) and apply it generoulsy on the affected area. smiley
Alligator pepper? Are you kidding me? angry
PoliticsRe: Farooq Kperogi: Nigerians Fight For God But Can’t Fight For Themselves by EzzyCarter: 7:57pm On Sep 04, 2020
IFNOTGOD:
D suya guy was given contract to make bbq at Buhari's daughter marriage n he is now buying fuel at 45 naira n immediately he gets to d PHCN office he submits all d mentions, likes n curse placed on him on nairaland n dey write off his outstanding light bill.

He is now importing things at 1 naira to one dollar with a fat bank account.

U need to see his bbq office with long queue of people who are struggling to cope with increase in price of things fighting to partronise him, ordering bbq all over.

His fixed deposit n treasury bill rate is over 20% for every amounts he fixed or every treasury bill he buys.

Omo d guy is very wealthy with fleets of cars while struggling with some of us inside yellow bus shouting with conductor for change.

U need to him living in banana Highland in a face me I slap U settings.
grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: "Your Virginity Is Not For Your Husband; No Man Deserves It" – Rev. Fr. Oluoma by EzzyCarter: 6:05pm On Sep 04, 2020
Confused Rev Fr. who doesn't know where he stands. His assertion is well spiced with contradictions grin




P.S: there's nothing like "disvirgin" in the dictionary abeg cheesy. Peeps use the word a lot. What we have is "deflower"
FoodRe: Nigeria Developed Kilishi Technology After 33 Year This Is How Kilishi Is Made by EzzyCarter: 5:39pm On Sep 04, 2020
BlackfireX:
North leading the south in innovations and technology
Yeah right. We all know the North is the innovative headquarter of Nigeria. Joker! grin
FoodRe: Nigeria Developed Kilishi Technology After 33 Year This Is How Kilishi Is Made by EzzyCarter: 5:38pm On Sep 04, 2020
SmartProf:
Look at the technology we are hyping in the 21st century? So if there is a conference on the latest technological innovations, we will gladly present this man to showcase this? This technology can only win him a Nobel prize award in kilishi market.
Wicked grin grin
SportsRe: Africa Cup Of Nations (afcon) Trophy Missing (pics) by EzzyCarter: 5:10pm On Sep 04, 2020
Seems the God of Israel is still angry with Egypt grin
CrimeRe: CCTV Captures Man Stealing A Phone In A Shop In Lagos (video) by EzzyCarter: 4:50pm On Sep 04, 2020
chatinent:
Very disgraceful. Like they say, one day Bush meat go catch hunter.
Lool, na this hunter go submit himself make Bush meat embarrass am o cheesy ... to the thieves and prospective thieves seeing this, keep the good work up. Your time will also come....
HealthRe: What Could Be Causing My Too Frequent, Too Often Urinating Please Help! by EzzyCarter:
Loads of things could be responsible: diabetes, Urinary Tract Infection(UTI), Kidney issues and the likes. Your best bet is to get tested at the hospital ASAP. Even if nothing is wrong with you at the end of the day, your mind would be at rest. Good luck
PoliticsRe: Farooq Kperogi: Nigerians Fight For God But Can’t Fight For Themselves by EzzyCarter: 4:25pm On Sep 04, 2020
Una never see anything o, God Himself will come down to deliver you. Just endure a little more grin . Just a little more groaning and moaning, God will surely hear your cries and send down fire to consume your oppresorsgrin



Who else noticed the Suya guy is starting to develop the menopausal sense he has refused to get all these years, saw him on a thread wailing "this isn't the change Nigerians voted for" lmao. Relax man, it's too early to wail. I heard if you take your APC membership card to the gas station, they'll sell it at 45naira/litre. Don't worry man, before 2023, I expect you to be on Forbes list...grin. Irredeemable dumbo cheesy
HealthRe: Former Drug Addict Shows Off Transformation After Quitting Drugs (Photos) by EzzyCarter: 2:51pm On Sep 04, 2020
FamilyRe: What Is The Hardest Truth You Had To Accept About Life That Made You Stronger by EzzyCarter: 1:33pm On Sep 04, 2020
Nobody really gives a shit, all they do is pretend they do. Live your life for yourself. Stay on your grind and make yourself proud. Case closed
RomanceRe: What Is Your unique Definition Of An Outwardly Cute man Or Beautiful Lady? by EzzyCarter: 1:00pm On Sep 04, 2020
Gotze1:
[/b] ipodstinks grin The bolded weak me die.

Guy, you too much grin grin grin.
That guy mad gan grin grin
RomanceRe: What Is Your unique Definition Of An Outwardly Cute man Or Beautiful Lady? by EzzyCarter: 12:59pm On Sep 04, 2020
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RomanceRe: Guys Dick Gets Hard In Public While Wearing Sweatpants by EzzyCarter: 12:25pm On Sep 04, 2020
FreeSpirited:
Then you fvck your helper if she's turned on like the cunt dripping OP
cheesy

HealthRe: Former Drug Addict Shows Off Transformation After Quitting Drugs (Photos) by EzzyCarter: 12:12pm On Sep 04, 2020
Good for you man...we don't pop pills but we're liable to trip cheesy
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Man Caught Trying To Sleep With Boss' Wife, Beaten (Photos) by EzzyCarter: 9:57am On Sep 04, 2020
iDavidTC:
At the bolded; Could this be love huh
Never underestimate d power of a good pussy bruh grin
CrimeRe: VIDEO: Police Officer, Five Others, Killed In Bank Robbery In Niger State by EzzyCarter: 9:50am On Sep 04, 2020
Galactico4ever:
Dem no born that policeman well wey go answer that call after im don hear about the calibre of weapons used by the armed robbers.It's high time our security agencies are equipped with high grade weapons.
Lol. Reminds me of that year Robbers came to Ijebu-Ode, damn they were armed like mercenaries. They even brought RPG and Anti-aircraft gun. If you be police officer you gaz sign your will before you go face them. Who born you? grin even the reinforcements they called for help reversed on the way when they heard the sounds of the artillery cheesy
CrimeRe: VIDEO: Police Officer, Five Others, Killed In Bank Robbery In Niger State by EzzyCarter: 9:41am On Sep 04, 2020
Main reason why I've cut down my trips to the bank and resorted more to internet banking. Even when I go to the bank, I try my best to go as early as possible so I can be attended to in time and get the heck out, no time to hang around grin. The years is gradually coming to an end and boys ain't smiling since the country has made it so that you can only get rich on the fast lane... RIP to the dead sad
Foreign AffairsRe: US Election: Trump Tells North Carolina Voters To Vote Twice by EzzyCarter: 3:26am On Sep 04, 2020
tianshie:
There is no social etiquette to be observed with low level anal discharge like you. Your empty curses are the wish-hexes of a powerless guttersnipe with a huge moral deficit. I'll spit on you, but I save my saliva for your overlords in the reptile kingdom.
Why do you sound so pained? grin... lool you wish to spit on me but even with a ladder you wouldn't get a reach cheesy. Not your fault tho, everyone online wants to be tough/ be a badass these days but then fail to keep that same energy in person when it's time to get slapped grin . P*ssy ass cretin.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Election: Trump Tells North Carolina Voters To Vote Twice by EzzyCarter: 2:40am On Sep 04, 2020
tianshie:
I have a big problem with toilet wipes like you. When bugs like you come to the United States, you never vote Republican. You know instantly that the democrats are your friends. It is the democrats that try to help immigrants float along until they can obtain permanent residence or citizenship. It is the democrats that pursue legislation that fosters equality, that targets immigrant-households and alerts them that the government recognizes them. When you are poor, hopeless, and downtrodden in America, it is the Democrats who look out for you and give you hope. The Republicans are all about conservatism, whose definition seems to loosen or tighten depending on what their present leaders are up to.

It is only JEALOUSY, IGNORANCE and SCHADENFREUDE that cause Nigerians to support Trump and his mean immigrant policies, over the Nigerian, Kenyan, Mexican, Venezuelan, Brazilian, Polish, and other immigrants in the US. You're jealous because your life is FC.UKED up in Nigeria and you can't stand the fact that other Nigerians, like you, have escaped the vicious cycle of poverty and disease in Nigeria. How can any right thinking Nigerian support Trump? Trump who treats people who look like you like sh.it. Dem swear for you ni? Onye iberibe.

You're suffering from cognitive dissonance.
Lool. Cry me a River. Relax okay, November is around the corner, once Trump wins, if you reside in the US, feel free to protest, or if you're in Nigeria, you can protest at the American embassy or better still go hug a transformer. Dumb ass slow poke who has no social etiquette. I'm so sure your childhood was so traumatic and it's saddening because it's obvious the cycle will continue with your children. You might as well get help before you choke on your own bullshiit. Scum
Nairaland GeneralRe: Akoms Ability: Policeman Who Died In Oshiomhole's Convoy Accident (Graphic Pics) by EzzyCarter: 9:20pm On Sep 03, 2020
GamalNasser:
I thought they where in their own vehicle...what are they doing under the truck tire
They were probably flung out of the back of their Hilux by the impact of the collision
RomanceRe: How Will You React If Your Wife Denies You Sex? by EzzyCarter: 8:43pm On Sep 03, 2020
englishmart:
We can't all be virgins, bro.
Says who? cheesy
RomanceRe: If Her Pussy Smell Like Fish, She Is From MARINE World by EzzyCarter: 8:17pm On Sep 03, 2020
Titus pusssy? Damn grin Nairalnders will not kill me. Geisha pusssy nko? grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: US Election: Trump Tells North Carolina Voters To Vote Twice by EzzyCarter: 8:12pm On Sep 03, 2020
abbey621:
He's not winning bro, I voted for him in 2016 but this time around he's gone! Too many factors working against him including himself. He's simply not going to be able to use the element of surprise this time. No president in the history of the USA has won reelection when facing a double crisis(Covid and civil unrest).
We'll see bruv, we'll see cheesy
RomanceRe: How Will You React If Your Wife Denies You Sex? by EzzyCarter: 8:03pm On Sep 03, 2020
Well, I'm a virgin too grin tongue . Lets wait for the elders to arrive ...

EducationRe: BREAKING: FG Okays Full Reopening Of Schools. by EzzyCarter: 7:55pm On Sep 03, 2020
merieam16:
So anything Lagos says FG must follow. las las covid 19 na scam
Lmao. "Follow follow" government grin
Foreign AffairsRe: US Election: Trump Tells North Carolina Voters To Vote Twice by EzzyCarter: 7:51pm On Sep 03, 2020
Golan007:
President Biden would be sworn-in in January 2021.
Let me quote you for future reference cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Timipre Sylva: FG Not Financially Able To Pay Subsidy by EzzyCarter: 7:51pm On Sep 03, 2020
post=93541208:
No gain in causing troubles o.
E no dey end well.
Don't worry mate, you and your darling daddy will surely end well cheesy
PoliticsRe: Timipre Sylva: FG Not Financially Able To Pay Subsidy by EzzyCarter: 7:42pm On Sep 03, 2020
viyon02:
But they are financially ok to loot the country, flee from this country and get reward for your hustle out there.
My brother, I don dey get my papers in order. The writing on the wall has never been clearer grin . To the great Patriots who still believe in this country, I salute you. You'll get your reward in due time cheesy





The same subsidy they crucified Goodluck Jonathan for removing back when he was in power ? Isn't this God wonderful? grin
PoliticsRe: Ugwuanyi Signs State Forest Guard Act into Law by EzzyCarter: 7:39pm On Sep 03, 2020
post=93540913:
Kool

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