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Unless you're lucky, a lifetime of regret. Marrying someone you don't love is different from dating someone you don't love. Your choice of future partner will definitely make or mar you. So I'd rather marry someone I love that someone I don't even if it takes forever it's well worth the wait...


P.S: Olaitan, if you're seeing this, KNDFE

backnbeta:
I'm sad and angry at this news because the dog can't even stand trial!!! The mother won't forgive herself...but then, she may be one of those dog lovers...

No to dogs in my house!

Trial? Nah but it most definitely would be shot dead

Ariza:
Use facemask whenever you are about to go doggy.

Weak!

This ur story got me reminiscing the good old days... my parents never beat me at night tho. Dad never hit me while growing up but my mum was sometimes there with the spanks , the "àbádàs" and occasional "meals" from her limber switch ...
I remember a particular day momma wanted to slap me and I instinctively dodged and she missed mehn! The rest is history sha

bluefilm:
By their words you shall know them.

These words I highlighted shows what most probably goes on in your highly unsettled subconscious mind 24/7.

Nigga, if you don't know who your real father really is, please do not think everyone else is as unfortunate in life as you.

Nonsense.

Lmao. Say me well to momma bro. Hope she's retired now? I think it's high time she took a break

Retirement is usually sweet na . As they say, rest is sweet after Labour

bluefilm:
Sadly though, the idiots that brought you up never taught you anything about sarcasm.

Now, how is that my fault?

Nonsense.

Lol. That's the dumbest sarcasm I've ever gotten from a living soul before but it's not surprising. That's what you get when ur mum swallows touts' dicks for a living . Hope she has told how how she had issues deciding who your father was out of her numerous customers? you shouldn't even be here. You should be on the journey to finding ur real father. That man you call dad is just a victim of a hoe's manipulations

Chai. More than 350 guests? This kind wedding souvenir wicked o

Sai baba till 2040

Lmao.. this baby cute gan. Potential albino

bluefilm:
She didnt want to take any chances of the man infecting her at all.

Such a wise woman

Hmnnn... such wisdom coming from you. I should probably print this out. Dumbo!

Covid abeg e don do now. Come and be going

Heartlessbanker:
"Never need a bitch I'm what a bitch needs. Try'na find the one that can fix meeeeee....."

"Tryna love me but they never get a pulse down" (my favourite line )
Sabi boy!

CAPSLOCKED:
HI, IT'S BEEN 9 YEARS.
HOW DID IT GO?

The girl must be married with at least two kids by now

OP, have you listened to Heartless by the Weeknd? Therein lies my answer

Kk

DaddyRochie1642:
Next Time Don't Be RUDE

So you think if she had been courteous with them it would have made a difference? Nah. I doubt that

Imagine those guys ran such format on a naive person. We'd most likely be hearing of a missing person in the news by now. Keep your eyes open guys!

Denique:
Really?!

How do you look like if at all you're telling the truth?

For safety reasons, I wouldn't want to go into details on here

Brunicekid:
This is POVERTY indeed... We will not know poverty in Jesus Name.

Amen and Amen bro

Let the "friendship gone sore" stories roll in grabs a can of booze

Bobotic:
He is still washing the nation

What a painting!

I see a dry-cleaner seated on a limited edition stool of nepotism. Brand of detergent? Kwarruption Extra Whitening Detergent .


All hail our Boo-Boo

Dryness resulting into more friction and subsequent tearing of the latex...Get KY jelly and thank me later

Lets hope he looks like mummy

Lets hope he looks like mummy

Magic ring? Suspect's third name is probably Aladdin.
Unfortunately, the genie has landed him in trouble

Denique:
Wow! You called me like you know me in person... why do I have that feeling...?

Reveal yourself or I go on a guessing spree

Ive always known you Here's a clue, you saw me three nights back

Podakejol:
Yes oooo. Anytime I’m outside Ibadan. I always have the urge to go back to Ibadan. That’s how it is

Ojúlówó omo Ibadan

fulaniHERDSman:
Another El rufai

This table ehn!

Podakejol:
Abi. In my street alone, i know 4 deltans personally and 2 igbos

Ibadan has 11 local governments. Ibadan should be the largest or second largest locals among indigenous yorubas

And we prefer speaking in Yoruba language because English isn’t indigenous language

And we don’t roam about other people’s states if it’s not working for you in those states

An average Ibadan man goes to primary, secondary , university in Ibadan and even work in Ibadan

So even phd olders prefer speaking In yoruba with colleagues, friends

One hundred percent correct. Even if an Ibadan man works outside his state, trust him to build a house in Ibadan .

Ibadan isn't the largest city in West Africa for nothing bro.
If not for political games, it should be a state on it's own but that's a story for a other day