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 Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Confess That I Poured Hot Water On My Neighbor's Goat? by EzzyCarter: 9:46am On May 10, 2020*. Modified: 10:01am On May 10, 2020 |
Guy, this ur script would be nice for a comedy skit o  . Here's my suggested title: "A man, an old witch and her goat" On a serious note though, OP pay no attention to the guy above me. He has probably seen too many Hollywood movies and read too much Sci-fi Novels to make him think he's in Europe . Funny enough even these places have Sorcerers and Witches. Beg the woman bruv. You have nothing to lose if you do so while you have everything to lose if you don't. You did the wrong thing so if she truly has the powers to deal with you, it'd be a piece of cake for her  . If you'd engage in a battle with principalities and powers then it shouldn't be over a goat of all things ... 25 Likes 3 Shares |
| Culture › Re: Yusuf Bayero, Dan’iya Of Kano Is Dead by EzzyCarter: 9:45am On May 10, 2020 |
athaboi:They're coming for you bruv |
| Health › Re: Chloroquine For Management Of Covid-19 Not Way To Go !! by EzzyCarter: 2:35am On May 10, 2020 |
iyimide:Noted. Thanks for the expose.  |
| Culture › Re: African Village Where People Sit, Lie On Crocodiles. by EzzyCarter: 2:23am On May 10, 2020 |
tuzle:Crocodile wey no get joy . That grin on its face is a scam. It's one hell of a predator. We can't even be in the same vicinity not to talk of sitting on it's back, when it's not film trick . I only have one life and it sure wouldn't end in the jaws of a croc! |
| Health › Re: Chloroquine For Management Of Covid-19 Not Way To Go !! by EzzyCarter: 2:08am On May 10, 2020 |
Isn't Chloroquine Diphosphate different from Hydroxychloroquine? |
| Culture › Re: African Village Where People Sit, Lie On Crocodiles. by EzzyCarter: 2:06am On May 10, 2020 |
The crocs in that village are probably vegetarians 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Pharmacist Dies After Drinking Chemical Concotion He Developed To Treat Covid-19 by EzzyCarter: 1:46am On May 10, 2020 |
Abolaji2709: |
| Politics › Re: Stop Expulsion Of Almajiris, Prophet Muhammad Is Against It – MURIC by EzzyCarter: 7:56pm On May 09, 2020 |
Na dem |
| Health › Re: Pharmacist Dies After Drinking Chemical Concotion He Developed To Treat Covid-19 by EzzyCarter: 7:55pm On May 09, 2020 |
Really sad. Will this be regarded as a suicide case? I'm confused  |
| Crime › Re: Hoodlums Kill Policeman Enforcing COVID-19 Lockdown In Edo by EzzyCarter: 6:18pm On May 09, 2020*. Modified: 6:39pm On May 09, 2020 |
Lordjiggs09:Sarcasm or not, your stupidity is commendable |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by EzzyCarter: 5:45pm On May 09, 2020 |
tyup:I'm glad I can laugh about it and not cry each time I remember bro |
| Phones › Re: Does Sim Card Determine Internet Speed? My Experience by EzzyCarter: 5:01pm On May 09, 2020 |
[quote author=NaijadrivaCars post=89361461][/quote]Oh. Okay. Thanks a bunch |
| Health › Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Ranks Second Out Of 10 Countries With Highest Cases In Africa by EzzyCarter: 4:28pm On May 09, 2020*. Modified: 5:03pm On May 09, 2020 |
Na this kind chart Naija sabi top. Most corrupt countries of the word , check^ Poorest countries of the world, check^ Highest Child birth mortality rate, check^ Malaria headquarters of the world, check^ Terrorist strongholds of the world, check^ Highest number of out of school children, check^ The list goes on... |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by EzzyCarter: 4:25pm On May 09, 2020 |
lennsmart:My brother, na so dem for reset my physical settings o if not for God |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Would You Rate The NCDC And Nigeria's Response To The COVID19 Pandemic? by EzzyCarter: 4:20pm On May 09, 2020 |
Honestly, NCDC has been doing a really excellent job. Ama give em 100% in fact, once Covid-19 is over , all NCDC officials should be inducted into Member of the Order of Naija ( MON) .. and I'm not being sarcastic  1 Like |
| Politics › Re: In 2015,nigeria Was The World's 3rd Fastest Growing Economy- Reno Omokri by EzzyCarter: 3:57pm On May 09, 2020 |
Reno asked in what areas has Nigeria improved under General Muhammadu Buhari ...? I challenge any Boo-boo disciple to name one sector the nation has improved in from 2015 till date (asides feeding primary school students refugee standard meals) .The truth is a bitter pill to swallow but it still ends up being swallowed in due time . Summary: Under this present government, Nigeria at its worst plunged into economic and political abyss nd the most worrying fact is that in times like these, you'd want to be optimistic about the future but thanks to our present leadership, even the future would be used to pay back mismanaged and looted debts borrowed from IMF and others... 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: Does Sim Card Determine Internet Speed? My Experience by EzzyCarter: 3:41pm On May 09, 2020 |
NaijadrivaCars:Where can one get the settings for this on the phone? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by EzzyCarter: 3:00pm On May 09, 2020*. Modified: 3:49pm On May 09, 2020 |
Not much of an NDE, but who knows how it could have ended? Those days when youthful exuberance still dey hot for body. I had this fling with this hot girl who happened to be the only child of an army officer. Her mum was late so they only had an househelp staying with them. Her father was really overprotective but he was most times away so twas just the girl and the househelp( It wasn't hard earning her trust). This girl lied to her neighbours I was her cousin. Those nosy bastards later grew suspicious like "how come her cousin only comes when her dad isn't around ? "  . So they secretly told him about it and he confirmed none of his cousins visit regularly). He didn't ask anything from his daughter . He already had plans to deal with me. He told these snitches to call him the next time I was around. That faithful day, I went to dz girl's house as usual but my mind wasn't at rest, I had this bad feeling in my guts. To cut it short, I told babe I was leaving after just 15 mins. She was surprised and begged me to wait longer but I refused. She wanted to see me off, but I told her not to bother, this voice was just telling me to get the heck outta there. I didn't even wait for bike, I started walking to the junction. After some mins of walking, I saw a camo-coloured hilux van with nothing less than 7 soldiers all looking pissed speeding towards dz girl's street. I had no idea. Twas when I got home I saw aunty's msg telling me how her dad brought home his colleagues just few mins to when I left to search the whole house, screaming "where is that boy? I'll kill him today " . It was then I linked everything together. What if they had met me at her house, or what if I had allowed her to see me off? They probably would av given me a lift to their barracks My mum saw me thanking God for my life but she coudn't understand ... Indeed, I'll forever be grateful to God and my instincts for saving me from untimely death.. 106 Likes 11 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Romance With A Hermaphrodite by EzzyCarter: 1:19pm On May 09, 2020 |
SmellingAnus:They ate the duck? |
| Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Pursue A Man Who Snatched Bread From Him In Lagos. PHOTOS by EzzyCarter: 12:55pm On May 09, 2020 |
Never underestimate an hungry man .Things have gotten so bad, these days I literally consider everyone else I see on the street as a potential thief or criminal. That way, I'm anyways ready for whatever surprises you might spring. Stay alert, stay wary and stay safe. The street is cold out there 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Watch Prophet Odumeje Speech At Gregory University As He Receive Ph.d by EzzyCarter: 12:51pm On May 09, 2020 |
WWE ambassador. If you know, you know |
| TV/Movies › Re: How Many Of Us Remembers Jaguar? by EzzyCarter: 12:48pm On May 09, 2020 |
If you saw this back then and you're still single, ion know what to say to you 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Had A T.hree.some? Share Your Experience. by EzzyCarter: 12:46pm On May 09, 2020 |
To start with, what's a three.some? 7 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Gov. Wike Splashes N5m On Community Which Reported Unlawful Entry Into Rivers by EzzyCarter: 12:45pm On May 09, 2020 |
They'll still end up killing each other over the money. No be Rivers again? |
| Politics › Re: Nigerians Evacuated From UK Arrives Lagos Airport by EzzyCarter: 9:00pm On May 08, 2020 |
The girl in black top still dey pose . She seems happy to be back in Naija. Hopefully in a few weeks, her enthusiasm still remains intact 1 Like 1 Share |
| Health › Re: Rats Are Infecting Humans With Hepatitis, And Nobody Knows How by EzzyCarter: 5:05pm On May 08, 2020 |
Rats sef dey catch STI ? |
| Romance › Re: Coronavirus Can Be Sexually Transmitted by EzzyCarter: 8:52pm On May 07, 2020 |
ChizzyBuna:Whatever the case is, do not gamble with ur health anymore man! |
| Romance › Re: Coronavirus Can Be Sexually Transmitted by EzzyCarter: 8:18pm On May 07, 2020 |
ChizzyBuna:Lmao. So for ur mind you think ur immunity is responsible for not contracting HIV all dz while? Nigger you funny . Thank ur stars you've just bn lucky not to jam a carrier. Keep the reckless life up tho. E go soon clear for ur eyes. Joker! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 99 Year Old Man Divorces 96 Years Old Wife After Finding Out She Cheated 60 Year by EzzyCarter: 8:07pm On May 07, 2020 |
As d elders say: twenty years pounded yam still dey burn hand ... |
| Crime › Re: Pregnant Lady Stabs Husband To Death Over Phone Call With Another Lady by EzzyCarter: 7:45pm On May 07, 2020 |
she was using the knife to peel yam before the altercation “and mistakenly stabbed her husband in a bid to collect the phone from him” Indeed a human that has mastered control over his/her emotions is definitely a step ahead of trouble... if someone pisses you off, resist the urge to confront the person immediately, in fact if possible, take a walk till your nerves calm down. You never know what would happen in a flash of rage. It's not worth it abeg. At least if you'll appear on the news, let it be for a good reason and not as a murderer or the murdered. May God save us all in these perilous times... |
| Health › Re: . by EzzyCarter: 7:42pm On May 07, 2020 |
Following... 1 Like |
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