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HealthRe: COVID-19: Nigerians Should Be Prepared For The Worst – Health Minister by EzzyCarter:
A typical Nigerian has seen too much of the "worst" to be fazed by ur words sir. Even this present government is the worst that could happen to any country so no shaking grin
EducationRe: Universities Presenting Names Of Dead Staff To Collect Salaries, FG Alleges by EzzyCarter: 7:57pm On May 19, 2020
In no way am I endorsing corruption but then this is a case of pot calling kettle black. Imagine the atrocities being perpetrated by these same politicians with no one to bring them to book now forming anti-corruption agents. In terms of corrupt and dirty practices, Lecturers are learning when compared to politicians cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Music Icon, Lagbaja Celebrates 60th Birthday(photos) by EzzyCarter: 7:11pm On May 19, 2020
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RomanceRe: Vibrator Got Stuck In A Lady Bladder While Her Boy Friend Was Using It On Her by EzzyCarter: 11:11am On May 19, 2020
In Fireboy's voice: "I can feel the vibration..." grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Husband Close His Wife's Private Part With Super Glue by EzzyCarter: 8:53pm On May 18, 2020
Talk about "close up" . If you know, you know grin grin grin
RomanceRe: South Korean Football Club, FC Seoul Use Sex Dolls To Fill Empty Stadium(photo) by EzzyCarter: 2:58pm On May 18, 2020
Not a bad way to boost the players' morale grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: In Schools What Were You In Trouble For The Most? by EzzyCarter: 2:45pm On May 18, 2020
Coming late to school assembly and yabbing my seniors grin
RomanceRe: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter: 11:04am On May 18, 2020
Chuky7:
My Guy dey share more dey go...your compass mad...
cheesy cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: How Would You React If You Coincidentally Meet Someone who Scammed You?.. by EzzyCarter: 6:44pm On May 17, 2020
I won't show any reaction but trust me enough to trail you home. Lemme keep the rest to myself. In short , you're done for...
HealthRe: Madagascar Records Its First COVID-19 Death: Official by EzzyCarter: 4:17pm On May 17, 2020
The "clean sheet" would always be broken sad ...the man had underlying issues though. This is the worst time to be an asthmatic, diabetes or hypertensive patient sad
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Attacks Army Base, Kills Five Soldiers by EzzyCarter: 3:15pm On May 17, 2020
ojun50:
Na technical drawing he won talk
grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Attacks Army Base, Kills Five Soldiers by EzzyCarter:
The same "Technically defeated" Boko Haram ? grin
BusinessRe: Coca-cola And Their Heavily Guarded Secret Recipe (pics) by EzzyCarter: 2:42pm On May 17, 2020
Palantir:
Really? I have taken Coca-Cola in 1 European, 2 African,1 middle-eastern and 1 Asian country. Tasted the same to me.
The present quality is miles apart Lol. When last did you have Nigerian Coke bro?
RomanceRe: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter: 2:38pm On May 17, 2020
jansonn:
Isaac newton was my student grin
grin grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter: 2:17pm On May 17, 2020
Olawrites:
Can u teach me how to solve maths
Heck yes babe, Pythagoras was my boy before he died grin
RomanceRe: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter: 2:16pm On May 17, 2020
jansonn:
Baba!! I fear u aswear!! Them[b] don use the internet network own for me too, she chat me on whatsapp with same network that its bad and she needs to finish an assignment, me don already know wetin want go down, well the rest is[/b]...!! grin
Lmao. You sef go play along now. Bahd guy grin
PoliticsRe: 603 Ex-boko Haram Terrorists To Be Re-integrated In June – DHQ by EzzyCarter:
"603 repentant Boko Haram terrorists who have been rehabilitated will be re-integrated into the society in June, as more fighters surrender"

We all know there's nothing like a repentant terrorist. It's possible to have a repentant thief/robber or any other criminal. But calling someone who has been taught since childhood all the evil acts he perpatrates would be rewarded by a God repentant is nothing but a scam. And in this case, its nothing but another way to re-incorprate them into the society to resume their evil works...
Anyone who is sympathetic to the plight of terrorists is also a terrorist by default...Why am I not surprised tho, this is what you get when you elect the grand patron of Jihadists to rule the country angry
PhonesRe: Oppo Unveils Reno3 And Reno3 Pro In Nigeria by EzzyCarter: 12:58pm On May 17, 2020
Telvin7:
guy go and learn about smartphones brfobe you start lamenting .
They have many flagship ..
Oppo find x2 pro is their real beastly flagship ..

Bbk electronics has four smartphone brands ( oppo, realme , vivo, iquoo and OnePlus)

Oppo is currently breaking the smartphone industry ..
They got the fastest charging speed in the world ( 65 watt that charges fully in 33 mins) [/b]


Well, ama still stick to my S20 anyways tongue
@the bolded, the info is appreciated. I never knew that. One plus is a beast I must admit...
BusinessRe: Coca-cola And Their Heavily Guarded Secret Recipe (pics) by EzzyCarter: 12:12pm On May 17, 2020
bigiyaro:
exactly, even when jos coca cola plant was working, the coke bottled there tastes different from the one bottled in Lagos. that of Pepsi is an apology.
Just imagine that grin @bolded
PoliticsRe: See Photos From Fg's School Feeding Programme In Abuja by EzzyCarter: 10:40am On May 17, 2020
Goldencheese:
Buhari is making the same mistakes that Goodluck made: allowing questionable people to run and ruin your govt.
Bubu himself is the grand patron of questionable people cheesy
CrimeRe: CCTV Footage Of Armed Robbers Going Into A Politician House by EzzyCarter: 10:39am On May 17, 2020
Fabulouzjoseph:
Who's the politician na
all these bloggers sef
Hungry bloggers everywhere grin
HealthRe: There Is Already A Corona Vaccine Since 2014 And Guess Who Owns The Patent by EzzyCarter: 10:32am On May 17, 2020
APCLyingBastard:
Let me address your lies once and for all.

CoVid-19 is not the same as SARs virus.

CoVid-19 is a genetically modified form of SARs using HIV protein inserts.

The timeline of natural mutation scientists have discovered between SARs and CoVid-19 will require 800 years.

SARs was a problem in the mid 2000's. You are seeing a mutation which -besides the HIV insert - is not possible within a decade.

The mutation is an artificial acceleration that can only be bio-modified.

And guess who is so thrilled about GMOs - Bill fcking Gates!
I don't need to meet you in person to find out you're an intelligent individual... leave those brainwashed fools who believe Bill Gates is an angel on earth. By now it's obvious this virus is a well planned event...
BusinessRe: Coca-cola And Their Heavily Guarded Secret Recipe (pics) by EzzyCarter: 10:17am On May 17, 2020
bigiyaro:
the formula was not revealed to John smith by flesh and blood. I also heard that other coca cola plants only just add water and sugar to the already prepared concentrated coca cola liquid flown in from the US, no wonder wherever 2 or 3 are gathered, coke is in dia midst.
True. If you've had a chance to taste original coke from UK/US, you'll know Nigerian Coke is absolutely shitty. They are just using the Popular Brand license to churn out rubbish... same goes for Pepsi-Cola as well. Must everything made in Naija be inferior?
RomanceRe: Worst "I Want To Sleep Over" Excuses Ladies Give!!! by EzzyCarter:
Lol. Loads of em. But then it shouldn't shock you once ur dicck game is tight they'd find subtle or even aggressive ways to keep coming back for moregrin.


"My pastor told me someone is after my life and I shouldn't sleep alone" (So I'm a bodyguard shey? ) sad
"Ezzy, I need you to massage my body. I sprained my leg at the gym today " she comes and you see she didn't sprain shii grin
"I forgot my waist-trainer the other day, I'm coming for it tonight". (Something she intentionally left behind) angry
"I made Egusi and pounded yam. But I dont have appetite. Maybe if I see someone to eat with my appetite will come back" tongue
"I have an online assignment to submit tonight and I need speedy network so I'm coming over "sad
"They fumigated my hostel so I can't sleep inside" huh
"There's this lady I'm avoiding in my neigbourhood. Told her I was travelling this weekend. Can I come over? "
"Cockroaches have entered my room and it's freaking me out, I'm on my way" (why are they selling Baygon/Raid sis? huh)


Lemme stop here sha grin
RomanceRe: First Time Sex With My Girlfriend After 2years And This Is What Happened by EzzyCarter: 10:13am On May 17, 2020
Nigger that pussy was so bad you felt an itch instantly? grin Wrap ur self up next time. unless it's your wife, never dive in without an Umbrella! Rain go beat you! wink
PhonesRe: Oppo Unveils Reno3 And Reno3 Pro In Nigeria by EzzyCarter: 6:31pm On May 16, 2020
Telvin7:
Funny enough you don't even know about smartphones .
How can you compare oppo to transision products .
Even their flagship is better than the s20 ..
Lmao @ the bolded. Abeg what's this flagship called? Ama go check it out ASAP. not many phones can boast to be better than the S20 grin
PhonesRe: Oppo Unveils Reno3 And Reno3 Pro In Nigeria by EzzyCarter:
pahoehoe:
Wow!!!!! Congratulations to Oppo. I enjoin all Nigerians to patronize Oppo. They have got very good products. Meanwhile, I am aware that you are interested in making over N2M per plot from the Ibeju Lekki estates. Right? Click on the links on my signature to know how you will go about it.
Oppo is just a notch higher than transsion devices but still doesn't change the fact it's trash too grin albeit a more sophisticated one. But trash is trash at the end of the day
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Samsung or nothing cool
HealthRe: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 5445 total cases, 1320 Discharged, 171 Deaths as @15 May by EzzyCarter: 12:01am On May 16, 2020
Pattypatt:
There will be no fatality in Nigeria
Lol. Guess the one we've been having so far in Nigeria is "mortality " grin . Truth is If care is not taken , things might skyrocket. We leave too much to God in this part of the world and trust me in this case, God is on neutral mode grin. Just observing us. Therefore, our actions/inactions will determine the outcome at the end of the day...
HealthRe: 288 New COVID-19 Cases, 5445 total cases, 1320 Discharged, 171 Deaths as @15 May by EzzyCarter: 11:58pm On May 15, 2020
At the end of this pandemic, all NCDC officials should be placed on life time salary and granted National Awards. Nigerians should be proud of them for doing such an amazing jobgrin
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy A51 Is World's Bestselling Android Smartphone Model In Q1 2020 by EzzyCarter: 9:29pm On May 13, 2020
Trash ambassadors won't like this grin ...
Samsung or nothing cool
CrimeRe: Update On Leo's Death That Was Kidnapped In Owerri I'm State by EzzyCarter: 9:27pm On May 13, 2020
Deal gone sour... the wickedness in the heart of man is unimaginable sad

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