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I see angry tenants vomiting venom on this thread.

This I have seen.

I see that bus being found and I see the criminal elements behind bars.

This I have seen.

I see her getting a mouth watering job and a husband in lagos.

This I have seen.

Kyase:
Can we sack ole now?

He will be sacked after 3 market days.

This I have seen.

I see American banning Nigerians permanently from their country once I relocate permanently out of this country to the United States.

This I have seen.

This is so unprofessional from UBA.

I see UBA loosing a handful of customers in the coming weeks because if this goof.

This I have seen.

Cute child...I'll hug and kiss her, then buy her a toy car.

This I have seen.

I see Manchester United will the EPL and UCL this season.

This I have seen.

The VIN should be able to tell you the history of the car.

Or better still, consult your prophet, and he'll be able to tell you if it was involved in an accident or not.

This I have seen.

I see buhari banning all exams across the country, I see him converting universities, polytechnics and colleagues of education to cattle ranch, I see buhari ordering Nigerian youths to go into the bush and learn farming.

This I have seen.

The end is near, I see this volcano erupting at Aso Rock, I see a certain WAEC certificate holder sending the military to protect his cows.

This I have seen.

I see these monkeys kidnaping Nigerians, I see Lai Mohammed telling Nigerians that it's because we eat them too much that's why they're angry, I see Buhari telling them to repent, I see them repenting, I see the government placing a ban on the killing and eating of monkeys, I see Southerners calling the government's bluff, I see them killing monkeys, I see buhari borrowing $10trillion to build a game reserve for them, I see the north and south uniting to loot the money.

This I have seen.

Print out those tax receipts and proceed to the US embassy at eleke crescent and tell them that you love their country so much that you pay your taxes to them even though you're living in Nigeria, I see them smiling at you, I see them giving you permanent resident permit.

This I have seen.

Congratulations.

Don't use that boot go visit a brothel, if you do you shall contact an incureable STD. Respect the hand that gave it to you and use it for your project.

This I have seen.

So much hitches untop of 30k, I see Independence coming sooner than expected for southern Nigeria.

This I have seen.

I see Nigeria sinking like this road, I see southern Nigeria rising up from the wreckage.

This I have seen.

Poor girls, I see them contacting STDs, I see one of them narrowly escaping ritualists, I see their panties getting missing, I see danger ahead for them.

This I have seen.

I see Wizkid having an affair with Tonto dike before the end of this year, I see the affair producing a child, I see bloggers using it to gain traffic to their blogs, I see them separating afterwards.

This I have seen.

Silver and gold I have none but what I have I'll give to you, a man should have Jesus that's all he needs.

This I have seen.

I see Atiku going no where come 2023, Nigeria wouldn't even be existing by then.

This I have seen.

That pastor isn't geninue, so what he's saying is that if his own wife wants to counsel the man she will smell like excreta, if his boss is a female she and all his female colleagues will smell like excreta, that man should go and have his head washed cos those words are serious curses, cos if he doesn't, he will run mad very soon, cos it's not easy to inhale excreta for 24 hours and remain the same.

This I have seen.

Southern Nigeria will be great again.

This I have seen.

The article didn't state her nationality, neither did it tell us her state of origin. If she was a Nigerian the article would have read "Nigerian scammer defraud Ronaldo of his hard earned money". If the scammer was of the Igbo extraction it would read "Notorious scammer and Anambra born Obinna Okechukwu scams Ronaldo.

My point is we struggle so hard to pull each other down and paint ourselves black before the world, scammers are everywhere, crime is everywhere but that of Nigeria will keep ringing a bell in the ears of the world because we made it so.

This I have seen.

I see dino melaye winning Nollywold actor of the year award, I see him acting a love movie with Genevieve, I see him opening a church so as to have multiple streams of income, I see the church filled with Nollywold actors and actresses.

This I have seen.

I see southern Nigeria gaining her Independence from the north, I see peace and economic stability in southern Nigeria.

This I have seen.

I see this young man's salary becoming like mensuration, coming once a month and lasting for maximum of 4 days, I see you living on loans, I see you contemplating suicide after she's done draining you.

This I have seen.

As bad as people claim abacha was, the economy under him was far better than it is with buhari.

This I have seen.

SimplyFacts:
Don't mind OP o.
He is a liar & all liars shall go to hell

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

This I have seen.

Easy win for Manchester United.

This I have seen.