₦airaland Forum

I see the Taliban government coming to an end very soon, I see people rising up against them, I see the west supporting the fighters, I see USA bombing anything that moves, I see buhari complaining, I see patami in sorrow mood.

This I have seen.

I see Nairaland females saying one thing but doing another thing in reality, I see them claiming to choose good character over money, I see them ready to get married to Boko Haram members and bandits provided they have money to spend on them.

This I have seen.

Abetterperson:
I honestly don't know why Nigerian men see virgins as wife materials.
Please educate me

If you were asked to choose between a factory tear rubber brand new car or a Nigerian used car, which will you choose?

I see Biafra becoming a reality followed by oduduwa nation, I the north killing and ruling themselves.

This I have seen.

This is a wake up call to all those womanizer out there who keep saying they can't eat egusi soup all their lives, this man here ate egusi soup for 17 years and paid money to continue eating the same soup till he dies, he's a real man.

I see their marriage producing cute kids, I see poverty being banished from their home, I see husband snatchers going blind whenever they try to focus their attention on the man.

This I have seen.

A good spiritual cleansing will prevent any kind or form of kayamata from working on you, if you are already a victim of kayamata contact me for serious flogging with my holy cane and the demons will scream and flee from your body. So fear not.

This I have seen.

I see residents and families of kidnapped victims posioning the food, I see the bandits eating it and dying, I see peace gradually returning back to Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Before I give my prophecy on the evil that will befall the Nigerian police I want to sound this warning to everyone listening.

We are living in perilous times, the only difference between a police officer and an armed robber or kidnapper is the uniform and the official office they operate from therefore I will encourage that every Nigerian does the following.

1. Delete financial transactions from your phone, and also delete text messages that involves huge contracts, reminders to make transactions involving millions of cash, meetings involving money... etc.

2. If you have pictures you snapped in Europe or American delete them from your phone, you can save them on your laptop.

3. Delete WhatsApp chats that has to do with transactions involving dollars or anything about money and abroad.

4. Have a valid identity card wherever you're going.

5. Know the DPO of your local police station so in situations like this you can easily call him to help you out.

I see a second wave of protest, this one will be bloodier than that of endsars, I see the masses turning against the police force, I see blood, I see bodies of policemen and women littering every nook and cranny of the country, I see the survivors burning their uniforms.

This I have seen.

I see mbappe's and Pogba making a sex video out of drunkenness as a result of their celebration, I see scammers using a fake link of the video to lure sex starved Nigerian broke males into hacking their Facebook, WhatsApp accounts and scamming them. I see Nairaland guys paying as much as 2k for the videos I see them being scammed, I see them complaining on Nairaland but unable to say what the 2k they sent to a stranger was for or why their accounts were hacked.

This I have seen

I see muric releasing a statement that flogging the students is to discipline them so that they can enter heaven, I see more ignorant students submitting themselves to be flogged, I see a student dying in the process I see the school being burnt by and angry mob, I see the police making no arrest, I see Lai Mohammed blaming IPOB and unknown gunmen, I see buhari releasing a statement to crush the unknown gunmen, I see Boko Haram striking in Abuja very close to aso Rock.

This I have seen.

The agents of the dark forces are following you, what you need is serious flogging with my holy cane so that you can be free, I see you driving benze after the flogging, I see you impregnating a native doctor's daughter, I see you back to square one.

This I have seen.

I see Nigerian youths rallying behind this man in 2023, I see them likening him to Mandela, I see the youths turning their backs on the youth party created by sowore, I see another ancestor becoming the president of this country.

This I have seen.

Magnoliaa:
Yes, ladies. This one is for you. Which do you prefer and why? Or would you rather stay solo and avoid man troubles all together? Let's hear your thoughts.

I see you getting married to a prophet, I see you assisting in his ministry with your big nyash and dancing skills, I see the spirit possessing you, I see you prophesying.

This I have seen.

adajid209:
OP make I no lie you almost 5 years back. Butterfly them don japa from 9ja

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

All the butterflies have left the shores of this country to neighbouring African countries cos they're are not ready to starve to death, people now eat butterflies in some parts of Nigeria, that's why they left. I see them flying back into the country when buhari leaves aso Rock..

This I have seen.

I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.

This I have seen.

I see you getting favoured this week, I see someone blessing you with a double of the amount you lost, I see the thieves getting caught, I see them in jail.

This I have seen.

I see that baby growing up to become a governor of Delta State in future.

This I have seen.

I see the police becoming extinct in Nigeria, I see Nigerians rising up against them as a result of the atrocities they gave committed against the innocent.

This I have seen.

I see the IG of police assuring the jobless defunt SARS that he'll get them back in the job, I see them agreeing a sharing formula of illegal bribes they will extort from innocent Nigerians, I see the IG test running the reaction from Nigerians by spreading the rumor on social media, I see SARS back on the streets after much back and forth, I see a more bloody and terrible revolution, I see Nigeria splitting.

This I have seen.

That's an iroko tree, meetings do go on in that tree, in fact there are houses, Rivers, cars...etc in there, the tree was stuck by lightning from heaven that's why it fell down flat like the walls of Jericho.

This I have seen.

Nothing new, just some corrupt official burning evidence of looting that might implicate him.

This I have seen.

I see more thieves following suit because of the terrible hunger in the land.

This I have seen.

I can see them screaming in hell for a second chance, I see more lazy youth following this route, I see the percentage of males in Nigeria dropping drastically in the coming months, I see girls begging the survivors to become their 7th or 12th wife due to the scarcity of men.

This I have seen.

Meeting after meeting, yet no reasonable outcome. Buhari will be the last president of Nigeria.

This I have seen.

The people already have a wrong impression about you so Mr senator your advise to your colleagues is unnecessary.

This I have seen.

There's not need for this cos there won't be any elections in 2023.

This I have seen.

It means if you don't have the required funds to service your car, you should at least be wary of eternity as you car is most likely to fall break in the course of driving and you would possibly find yourself in the great beyond, either on the right side or the wrong side.

This I have seen.

I see the great revolution beginning from Anambra state, I see the name Nigeria becoming a forgotten name.

This I have seen.

I see saraki becoming very active as 2023, I see the same youths screaming "o to ge" calling him baba wa, because of the failures of APC I see him coming back to the senate.

This I have seen.

No election in the holy Land of Biafra are you people deaf?

Over 61 years of voting no 24 hours electricity in any part of Igbo land, no roads, no schools, no empowerment, no jobs, no multi-national companies to employ fresh graduate, no hospitals... etc, all the politicians campaigning for elections here and there, none of their children is schooling here in the east.

After you struggle to graduate with all the strike and abnormally high tution fees, you end up driving Keke on bad roads just to make ends meet what kind of useless life is that?

There will be no elections in the south east.

This I have seen.