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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:50pm On Sep 08, 2021
Fúck responsibly and release wisely to avoid unnecessary calculation after this raining season.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives Governor Umahi In Abuja (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:48pm On Sep 06, 2021
I see Umahi being used by APC to gather votes in the south east, I see them promising him heaven and Earth, I see APC loosing the Apex seat, I see Umahi becoming politically irrelevant.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Shares Photos Of Himself Helping His Fiancé Loosen Her Hair by FalseProphet1(m): 8:19pm On Sep 06, 2021
10mobile:
grin grin grin Why is this in the crime section though?
Because of the scar on the fiance's face, he's a retired cultists.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: General Anthony Ukpo Is Dead (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:09pm On Sep 06, 2021
I see more elites following suit, I see a great purge sweeping through the political class, I see power returning back to the masses.

Rip to him.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Zimbabwe Headmaster Stabbed, Robbed Of School Vehicle, Cash During Bush Sex Romp by FalseProphet1(m): 3:43pm On Sep 06, 2021
I see more men getting into trouble because of 5 minutes sex, I see them loosing so much, I see them biting their lips and gnashing their teeth while blaming the devil, I see some of them turning a new leaf.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Questions You Should Never Ask People – Reno Omokri by FalseProphet1(m): 3:14pm On Sep 06, 2021
I see these questions still asked because Nigerians don't know how to mind their own business.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Fayemi Bows Down For Olu Of Warri, Tsola Emiko (photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:52pm On Sep 06, 2021
I see see fayemi bowing down to more dignitaries, I see him bowing down to pastors, imams, traditional rulers, buhari, obsanjo...etc, I see him complaining of a terrible head problem, I see him flying abroad with Ekiti state funds, I see doctors advising him to stop bowing down, I see him addressing the media with his head facing upwards.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Emeka Rollas: Nollywood, Not A Dumping Ground For BBNaija Evictees by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Nollywood rejecting tega, I see her husband divorcing her as well, I see her feeling very depressed, I see a simp displaying love and affection toward her, I see their relationship crashing.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Electricity: How Many Hours Of Power Do You Receive Daily? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:43am On Sep 06, 2021
Ugwuachara Ebonyi state, 3 days on 1 day off. And most times the light is half current and comes mostly at night, very sad for business owners within that axis who use electricity for their business.

I see Nigeria enjoying uninterrupted Power supply when southern Nigeria gains her Independence from Northern Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Christian Oluchukwu Nwodia Missing Person: Please Have You Seen This Guy? by FalseProphet1(m):
He will be found.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: How Viewers Voted For Tega, Peace, Michael, Boma, Saga, Nini by FalseProphet1(m): 8:28pm On Sep 05, 2021
I said last week that Yousef would go far in this show and people were flooding my mentions with insults, Nigerians can be very uncultured whenever you don't say what favours them.

Well, I see Yousef making it to the final eviction, I see him going really far...that's all I'll say for now.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Boma Evicted From The Big Brother House by FalseProphet1(m): 7:55pm On Sep 05, 2021
sad
Properties › Re: This Is How Demolitions Of Super Tall Buildings Are Done! by FalseProphet1(m): 5:21pm On Sep 05, 2021
I see Nigeria going down like that building, I see southern Nigeria rising up, I see youths getting employment easily in southern Nigeria, I see the north finally destroying each other.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 4:53pm On Sep 05, 2021
Take her to a deliverance church, I'll recommend MFM.

She's possessed by marine spirits, one of the prominent issue she will be experiencing is sex in the dream, failure in relationships, poverty, depression, lack of self esteem, having sex with any and everyone... etc.

These is what the demon will make her do. What she's going through isn't ordinary, encourage her to go to God for help.
Family › Re: Deji Adeyanju: Churches Should Make DNA Test Mandatory For Child Dedication by FalseProphet1(m): 2:32pm On Sep 05, 2021
Biglittlelois:
And what is the emphasis on the church only when other religion face these same problem? Christianity is always the first to be dragged in everything because they are the silent and docile ones who will never react that is my point. Paternity test is a society thing generally, it has nothing to do with religion, simple.
Because atheists, non-conformists, Muslims...etc don't ask for all these tests before wedding any couple.

Most atheists just go to the registry and get married.

Muslims themselves don't really bother.

The reason why the church does all these things is to reduce the problems the couples would most likely face in their marriage.

I know a church where a woman failed fertility test, the husband-to-be took her to the hospital and it was discovered that she had lost her womb due to a number of abortions she had in the past. (The funny thing here is that she willingly followed her fiance to do the test knowing fully well that she doesn't have a womb.)

In such cases, the ball lies in the court of the man, if he chooses to go ahead with the wedding preparations as a result of the love he has for her, the church will not entertain any conflict from him that has to do with his wife's inability to conceive because he was aware and proceeded with the marriage.

So don't see it like people are always quick to call out the church over every little thing...truth is these same people wouldn't hesitate to disturb their pastors when the problem arises.

So it won't be bad for the church to take caution in order to prevent or minimize such incidents.
Family › Re: Deji Adeyanju: Churches Should Make DNA Test Mandatory For Child Dedication by FalseProphet1(m): 2:12pm On Sep 05, 2021
Biglittlelois:
What has church got to do with DNA? Why do people like to drag the church in something that has to do with the society generally?

Or are people on the assumption that only Christians do paternity fraud and atheists, non-conformists, Muslims don'thuh
You're getting it all wrong... churches confirm bride price payment before conducting weddings.

They even make it mandatory for couples to do HIV tests, genotype test, pregnancy test to be sure she's not pregnant...some even go as far as telling the woman to go for fertility test.

Many churches confirm the house of the man, to be sure that he's not squatting or gave a false address, they even confirm his work status to be sure that what he told them about himself is true.

If the church does all these before agreeing to wed a couple, then it won't be wrong for them to demand DNA test before agreeing to conduct child dedication.
Politics › Re: Killings: Major Humanitarian Crisis Looms In North, Amnesty Warns by FalseProphet1(m): 10:16am On Sep 05, 2021
By 2023 the males in the north will be less than hundred thousand, I see them struggling to migrate to the south for survival because they would have successfully damaged every project and business in their region, I see disaster awaiting them.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Senate Mandates All MDAs to Remit 100% of IGR to Consolidated Revenue Fund by FalseProphet1(m): 10:13am On Sep 05, 2021
Money will be stolen, this instruction will not be obeyed.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 5 Things The Abia State Government Should Be Thinking Seriously About by FalseProphet1(m): 10:12am On Sep 05, 2021
The Abia state government is storing barrels of kerosene for the next elections because it's of more importance to the people than any other thing else. I see the price of kerosene reducing drastically in Abia state, I see the government ordering fueling stations to even give it out to people for free.

I see father's accepting kerosene as equalivence for the bride price of their daughters, I see pastors collecting kerosene as offering and tithes in Abia state.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Lifestyle Is The Best Way To Evangelise Today. Do You Agree? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:10am On Sep 05, 2021
Very true.

But Christians of today and even pastors don't live the lifestyle of Jesus Christ, I see the Lord telling them on judgement day to depart into outer darkness. I see them wailing and gnashing their teeth.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Can A Prostitute Turn Out To Be A Good Wife? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:25pm On Sep 04, 2021
Can a womanizer like davido, Wizkid, 2face...etc. every be faithful to one woman...your guess is as good as mine. So a prostitute can never be a good wife.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Edinson Cavani: I Am Sad And Upset Over Man Utd’s Decision by FalseProphet1(m): 3:12pm On Sep 04, 2021
Cavani will be on his way out of ManU at the end of this season cos he would he seriously benched and he wouldn't be happy with the Coach.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Woman Dies A Day After The Burial Of Her Only Child Who Was Brutally Murdered by FalseProphet1(m): 12:08pm On Sep 04, 2021
The blood of innocent Nigerians shed in this Buhari's administration will hunt him and his family for the next 20 generations.
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Allow Your Husband To Do This On Your Wedding Day? (pics+video) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:41am On Sep 04, 2021
siofra:
Me too I will bring a naked man to come and twerk on me. It's not hard.
Do you understand what you just typed?

Properties › Re: Is It A Bad Practice To Fill The Holes In Foundation Block-Works With Laterite? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:06am On Sep 04, 2021
More than 90% of replies here will be meaningless to question asked by the op.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Rivers Demolish Popular Slaughter Market At Trans Amadi by FalseProphet1(m): 7:41am On Sep 04, 2021
Why not have the hoodlums residing there arrested and allowe those using the market for business continue? Sometimes I wonder if Nigerian leaders have brains at all, so what Wike is saying is that any market in Rivers State he suspects hoodlum activity will be demolished.

I see Wike becoming politically irrelevant after 2023.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 18-year-old For Attempt To Rob ABSU Students, Three Others [VIDEO] by FalseProphet1(m): 9:06pm On Sep 03, 2021
That boy will become a great preacher for Christ, I see him being rehabilitated in jail, I see him carrying his cross to follow Jesus.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are There Any Remote Jobs In Nigeria! by FalseProphet1(m): 9:02pm On Sep 03, 2021
Yes.

You can become a missionary, just take your Bible and go at any remote village to preach God's word, you will have to be focused cos if you aren't and the holy Spirit leaves you, the kind of suffering you'll experience, eh even the devil will begin to pity you and tell his demons not to attack you.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Npower Profile Still Showing Invalid BVN by FalseProphet1(m): 9:02pm On Sep 03, 2021
Aren't you guys tired from the stress this 30k stuff is giving you people?

Next election make the right choice and I can assure you that you'll smile again.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: DSS Releases Two More Igboho Aides by FalseProphet1(m): 7:06pm On Sep 03, 2021
Worry not my dear people, cos Buhari's days is at hand, though you sorrow endures the night, joy will surely come in the morning.

Buhari's reign of sorrow is passing away and your morning of joy shall appear.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairaland Guys Like This? by FalseProphet1(m): 3:48pm On Sep 03, 2021
czarr:
Your own na white garment, na still the same occult. You come be fake prophet join and you get 50 likes

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Bags Award From Guinness Book Of Record - Picture by FalseProphet1(m): 3:21pm On Sep 03, 2021
I see Ronaldo winning the EPL golden boot this season.

This I have seen.

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