₦airaland Forum

Magnoliaa:
She's very beautiful. I wish her a successful sail through her academics in the sea of Nigeria. She looks like someone that'll be packing all the prizes and first positions already.

I see you having a cute daughter with me by this time next year.

This I have seen.

I see this new officer not lasting in office, I see him roped into a bribery scandal, I see him being booted out of office.

This I have seen.

I see you going back to the brothel to catch fun with prostitutes, I see you contacting, and STD this time, I see you coming back to lament on Nairaland, I see Nairalanders mocking and feeling sorry for you.

This I have seen.

I see those soldiers tendering their resignation letter, I see them joining the ministry, I see them running big churches, I see them buying flashy cars and winning souls for the kingdom.

This I have seen.

Very soon university education in Nigeria will be scarped because the government can't pay salaries.

This I have seen.

Anuoluwagbemiga:
Hello nairalanders,I borrowed 15000 from a app loan and I failed to return the money on the date I suppose to .Now they keep sending messages to some people on my WhatsApp contact that I'm dubious bla bla bla and im planning to pay it back but they are not ready to listen and they even said they will publish my name may be on news papers.please what else can they do to me.pleaee don't mind my typo error

Good day, please be informed that **** ****
is indebted to a loan company and has refused to pay, is acting dubious kindly notify he to avoid being publish as a criminal.to pay today to avoid embarrassment.[/img]Hello nairalanders,I borrowed 15000 from a app loan and I failed to return the money on the date I suppose to .Now they keep sending messages to some people on my WhatsApp contact that I'm dubious bla bla bla and im planning to pay it back but they are not ready to listen and they even said they will publish my name may be on news papers.please what else can they do to me.pleaee don't mind my typo error

Good day, please be informed that (my name)
is indebted to a loan company and has refused to pay, is acting dubious kindly notify he to avoid being publish as a criminal.to pay today to avoid embarrassment.

What's the name of the loan company?

I see the police collecting her digits, I see them having a group sex with her, I see them releasing her.

This I have seen.

With the way ladies are so desperate to get married, I see ladies accepting marriage proposals from any means and method, I see them even accepting through an Uber driver, just book the cab and tell the driver what to tell her and he'll tell her that the guy that paid for this cab says he wants to marry you, she'll immediately say yes and the driver will get back to you, and you can pick it up from there.

This I have seen.

I see a Nigerian club reaching the semi finals in the caf champions league.

This I have seen.

You judge prostitutes saying they offer sex for money. But if your boyfriend doesn't give you money you deny him sex. What's the difference my sister, what's the difference tell us.

I see you swimming in a river, filled with strange beings, I see them trying to pull your spirit out of your body hence your fear of sleeping alone, I'll recommend spiritual cleansing.

This I have seen.

The dark forces have finally caught up with you, this might sound funny but those are the symptoms of shingles one deadly signs of HIV, e don be for you, I see you looking like a skeleton in the next six months, I see you drawing close to God.

This I have seen.

I see birds falling from the sky in Nigeria very soon, I see Lai Mohammed telling Nigerians that God is feeding them with birds as he did to the Israelites, I see Garba Shehu and femi adeshina, telling Nigerians that Buhari is a Messiah sent from heaven the the fallen birds is a sign that he's the chosen one. I see hungry BMC on Nairaland who can't afford one square meal defending them with their last 20mb free data, I see a violent protest on social media.

This I have seen.

That pénis belongs to her cheating boyfriend, she killed him, cutoff his pénis and ate then posted it online so as to attract sympathy, I see the police tracing the missing boyfriend back to her, I see her getting arrested, I see her confessing to her crime.

This I have seen.

She said she is on her period, you got mad
She missed her period you still got mad. Are you naturally a mad man?

The truth is most women make themselves unattractive after marriage, it's not entirely the man's fault, cos it's not the man who will bath you, dress you up, apply roll-on on your body... etc. Married woman should stop being lazy to their own bodies using children as an excuse to look dirty and unkept.

I see some women trying to change after hearing this message, I see Christian homes getting better.

This I have seen.

Davash222:
I've come to realize most girls that reply with one word are extremely mad and I have no business with mad girls.

Don't blame them...simps are the ones making them feel they're special hence their ridiculous attitude.

Congratulations to Anambra state.

That man has just infected the innocent lady with an STD, but I see her getting cured.

This I have seen.

I see arsenal looking up to him to save them from relegation, I see them promoting him and giving him a chance to play in the premier league because they've run out of options, I see him scoring a goal with his head, I see arsenal going to relegation, I see Nigerians telling NFF to invite him to play for the super eagles, is see NCAN complaining that he's a fulani herdsmen and shouldn't be allowed to play for the super eagles, I see him going far in his career.

This I have seen.

BRATISLAVA:
This conversation is stale from your response.

Assumption is the power of the ignorant. Where did I say I can't cook? Do you know if I'm married or not? Once you don't support something men think, they believe you're guilty of what they're attacking.

If you had replied me with a better first line, you might have gotten a better response.

Who told you every girl grew up in the kitchen? And that if they didn't it means they are bad wives? Gender stereotypes are dangerous because they make the bias people unreasonable when confronted with reality.

You're better at the false prophecies.

I see you getting married on Nairaland, I see you spend 18 house in the kitchen cooking different dishes for your husband, I see you opening a catering service, I see people coming from the east west north and south to eat your food.

This I have seen.

Eniola Badmus is 51 years old, the truth about this her original age will be revealed in the next full moon, when the great birnam wood moves to high dunsinane hill.

This I have seen.

BRATISLAVA:
So what if she can't cook? It's not like all men can make money according to the African gender criteria.

The sooner men leave gender stereotypes behind, especially where it concerns females, the better relationships will be.

You are traditionally ignorant and happy to wallow in it. As long as poor men are getting married, women who can't cook will too, whether some men use that lousy criteria as the basis for a relationship or not. Cooking is not the heaven or Earth of a relationship. If you need a chef, afford one.

Oh! I get it now.

You can't cook that's why you're struggling so hard to defend yourself.

Well, there's no need to apply these defensive mechanism style you're using, by shaming the African culture just to justify yourself.

You can always employ the services of a cook (as is the case with a quite number of homes)...if you happen to be the career driven type.

Your husband would certainly understand that you don't have time for the kitchen and wouldn't frown at your request to employ a cook...

Calm down...you must quarrel with every and anyone just to prove your point. Cos Las Las it's still a man who will wed you, so if you want to experience peace and comfort, you have to search yourself and know how to attend to his needs based your agreement/arrangements.

Peace.

I see thehe elections in Anambra will holding, I see a winner emerging, I see a new governor in Anambra state.

This I have seen.

You claim ur mother is your bestie and she knows everything about you, does she know that 3rounds cannot satisfy you?

Before you start laying curses on your Ex lover, think about your new catch, because another person fit don curse am too.

8 years relationship don break now because of genotype wahala...that na 1 of the things girls supposed de ask on a first date...but isiewu and barbeque with champagne no go let them remember.

BRATISLAVA:
Everyone is making money, or didn't you go to school with girls and aren'tt they aren't educated and have jobs too? Or you want to claim women don't have jobs all around you?

If men think criteria such as working over a pot is important, why can't women find a criteria like the man making money important? Or men don't want their inadequacies touched?

Why on Earth will any responsible man not know how to make money? It's a very bad one. And I don't expect any woman to take it lightly.

Madam stop exposing your ignorance here.

All mothers teach their daughters how to cook from a tender age, unless you're saying the lady in question grew up under the bridge.

While growing up, my sisters would be in the kitchen with my mom adding Maggi, salt, pepper...etc to the food while the boys would do the energy draining chores, like fetching of water, sweeping...etc. today all my sisters are married and cooking for their families, thanks to mumsy's training.

That's the African home setting, so any girl who can't cook was either spoilt as a child, or just naturally lazy.

Stop making a case where there is none.

It will fall to N1000 per $1 by 2023.

This I have seen

I see Uzodinma, swearing by the lives of imolites that he will allocate a full local government area to fulani herdsmen, I see him assuring buhari that any imolite that opposes his decision will be shot dead, I see imolites in for a long ride.

This I have seen.

Very soon Southerners will wake up from their slumber and Chase these demons out of their region.

This I have seen.

I see governors using the state police to go after their political opponents, I see them becoming more corrupt than the federal police, I see Nigerians protesting in all the 36 states against them, I see the federal government disbanding them.

This I have seen.