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Optimistguy1969:
With the way things are going in the east,and naija flags removed from poles of banks and hotels there, the war is imminent o.



Falseprophet1 howfa? What do you see?

I a violent revolution, the revolution will split this country, I see UN, USA, UK...etc, agreeing that Nigeria can go ahead and spilt since we can no longer endure each other peacefully, I see Nigeria dividing, I see peace returning to the land.

This I have seen.

Nigeria is beyond redemption, I see this forced marriage between the south and north crumbling.

This I have seen.

Buhari will be the last president of Nigeria, after him the south and the north will go their separate ways.

This I have seen.

I remember this man that year in the early 90s when he was the military governor of Lagos, he literally burnt all the wares of traders selling on yaba railway. It's even because of him fela sang "na the burn burn na im de sweet Dem pass, why the light oooo burn burn oya, bring petrol oooo burn burn oya"

I see him becoming politically irrelevant after 2023.

This I have seen.

Fellow men, no matter how your wife claims to love you, the way she treats your house help is her true character, know this and have peace.

I see that woman going to jail, I see her husband marrying another woman.

This I have seen.

Fulanis are being sponsored by the government to destabilize Anambra state, then fulani security agencies would dive in under the guise of restoring law and order and start killing Igbo youths, I see their plans failing, I see Southern Nigeria gaining her Independence.

This I have seen.

I see Messi not scoring up to 20 goals in all competition this season.

This I have seen.

Gradually the north is being cutoff from the south, it's gonna happen sooner than expected, the new Dawn of southern Nigeria is here, I see southern Nigeria gaining relevance in the world.

This I have seen.

I see a great number of Nigerian men benefitting from this thread once the DNA lab in lekki kicks off their tests, I see lawyers and judges breaking down as a result of the magnitude of divorce cases they'll be subjected to listen and attend to on a daily basis, I see young single men vowing not to pay bride price for any girl who isn't a virgin, I see marriages becoming very scarce, I see baby Mamas becoming the most recognized option for men.

This I have seen.

A very tough game but I see Chelsea snatching victory after 90minutes.

This I have seen.

I see Manchester United coming out victorious, I see Ronaldo scoring.

This I have seen.

That is not a turtle, it's one of the territorial marine powers dwelling in that carnal, better return it back before tragedy befalls you.

This I have seen.

People that refuses to succumb to peer or work pressure are tagged as being too churchy.

This I have seen.

The day you join the police is the day you and your generation become benefactors of the curses bound to befall them as a result of the constant innocent blood they shed on daily basis.

This I have seen.

GNLD marketing jobs where you see someone who poverty has dealt seriously with his destiny telling you how he's going to make you a millionaire in dollars overnight, I see Nigerian youths rising up against that company, I see their briefing outlets across Nigeria being set ablaze.

This I have seen.

One bell and one old King James Bible, and today I have a building... Glory be to God.

This I have seen.

Get over the excitement son, it's definitely going to be premature, cos you aren't going home with the bag, if you win it, I'll stop prophesying on Nairaland.

This I have seen.

I see vat reaching 80% in the coming months, I see government officials being chased out of their homes, I see the youths burning down the country, I see smoke and ashes everywhere.

This I have seen.

I see a violent revolution rising in Nigeria, I see bodies of soldiers littering the streets, I see military barracks being burnt, I see generals begging on their kneels begging for their lives likes babies, I see the name Nigeria being washed away by the blood of the innocent, I see the country spilting.

This I have seen.

I see Nigeria not existing as a country by 2023, I see the north and the south going their separate ways, I see Lagos becoming the capital of southern Nigeria.

This I have seen.

I see the supreme Court governor following suit.

This I have seen.

By January next year Buhari's government will be too broke to pay 30k to N-power candidates.

This I have seen.

No matter how rude or uneducated a man is, as long as he has money whether it's legal money or illegal Money, girls will stick on you like ants on honey, she'll even be the one defending you before her friends that education is scam and she's ready to marry an illiterate as long as he can take care of her.

This I have seen.

I see you going to beg her, I see her insulting you and calling you degrading names, I see her asking you to compensate her for accusing her wrongly, I see you emptying your life savings to give to her, I see her sending her wedding IV to you afterwards, I see you landing in the hospital.

This I have seen.

Simple...have a to-do-list of all the activities of the day.

Eg. Set an alarm on your phone for everything task you want to do for the day, once the alarm beeps, force yourself to get up and do it.

It might be hard at first depending on the depth of your laziness, but with persistency you shall triumph.

This I have seen.

I see macron getting hit with used sanitary pads, used condoms, undies... etc, before the end of the year.

This I have seen.

I see that teller loosing his job before the end of this week, I see him implicating his oga, I see both of them going down together.

This I have seen.

I see Lagos having underground rail by 2023, I see it becoming the capital of southern Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Married men will always tell you that They are not happy in their marriage, but their wives keep getting pregnant. Please how is this possible?