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Crime › Re: Police Rescue Godwin Kwanga Kidnapped Benue University Lecturer After Gun Battle by FalseProphet1(m): 3:16pm On Sep 03, 2021
Kudos to the Nigerian police
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairaland Guys Like This? by FalseProphet1(m): 3:12pm On Sep 03, 2021
Your picture is occultic and most people are dealing with so much in this Buhari's administration, they're not ready to start showing solidarity to an occultic symbol, change it and watch your likes rise like ijebu garri.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Solskjaer Warned Ronaldo Won’t Play Every Game For Man United by FalseProphet1(m): 3:08pm On Sep 03, 2021
paulolee:
na normal na....cr7 would be used for UCL games, big games in EPL and few him matches to keep him fresh all tru d season..
but when d goals aint coming in these selected fixtures as planned, he would start playing all games n mostly against weaker teams even In corabo cup n f.a cup in other to start scoring goals because he would need alot of penalties n tap ins dt he would likely get from d weeker teams to help pad up his stats..
You won't make heaven.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Juventus Rejects Man Utd’s Cavani Offer Despite Ronaldo’s Transfer by FalseProphet1(m): 3:03pm On Sep 03, 2021
I see ManU in the semi finals of this season's UCL, I see them finishing top 3 in the premier league.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: 10 Facts About True Girlfriends by FalseProphet1(m): 2:41pm On Sep 03, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
lol, u have not seen jack... grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy chat me on whatsapp and ask to see me ..do proper research so u will be blessed
Dm your WhatsApp number privately to me for confirmation.
Romance › Re: 10 Facts About True Girlfriends by FalseProphet1(m): 2:11pm On Sep 03, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
I love this....totally me...
You are a male camouflaging as a female.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Anne Idibia Removes 'Idibia' From Her Instagram Bio by FalseProphet1(m):
She knew he had baby Mamas yet she married him.

She knew he's into women, still she married him.

She knows that the any successful African man will have his family members flocking around him, still she married him.

She knew that he's most likely to cheat on her with his baby Mamas because of the kids they have for him, yet she married him.

She knew that marriage in this our generation is nothing but deceit, yet she forged on.

Now the chips are down, she wants to Chicken out.

I see her going back to him, I see their marriage forging on despite the storm.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: A Spirit Is Loving Me, I Need Help. by FalseProphet1(m): 7:51am On Sep 03, 2021
What you see isn't your grandmother, it's a demon using her face to deceive you. The objective of this demon is to supervise a spiritual exchange, they would take your labour spiritually and replace it with their spiritual money.

The implications is that in reality, you'll be suffering miserably, things will be hard, I'll recommend you go for deliverance...foundational deliverance to break demonic soul ties, and she will stop appearing to you.

Send me a pm for more clarification.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Boma And Angel Fight, Exchange Bitter Words by FalseProphet1(m): 5:20am On Sep 03, 2021
essy4060:
@ falseprophet1 why not prophecy for me ������
By this time next year, you'll be outside the shores of this country permanently. Your dream to become a permanent resident in a foreign country will become a reality.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: See The Hilarious Reactions Of Some Nigerian Husbands. by FalseProphet1(m): 10:03pm On Sep 02, 2021
Magnoliaa:
grin grin You no be one of them?

Yeah. I can see it. I don't even see it as "men being territorial" as some people with no inkling of a loving relationship are always waxing analysis about *rolls eyes*. Some husbands are even saying they could go with them, or wear it in a private car...just chills and vibes LOL.
Lol...I'm not one of them, if you're in doubt you can marry me and I will clear your doubt once and for all.
Food › Re: How 7 Persons Died After Eating Suya & Drinking Juice In Abia (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:37pm On Sep 02, 2021
The suya didn't kill them, the juice most likely did cos it's expired. If you check on the packet you'll most likely find it to be an expired product.

In Nigeria dealers value profit more than human lives.

Rip to the dead, this year will be Buhari's last as president of this country.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Mod by FalseProphet1(m): 6:50pm On Sep 02, 2021
Think4Myself:
How do I become a nairaland mod and what's their job specifically
Spend at least 7 years maximum on Nairaland and you'll stand a chance.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Boma And Angel Fight, Exchange Bitter Words by FalseProphet1(m): 6:44pm On Sep 02, 2021
I gave this prophecy before and I'll give it again. This year's BBN will produce its first in house pregnancy, the only problem will be that the pregnancy will be aborted so as to hide it, but the truth will still come out.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: See The Hilarious Reactions Of Some Nigerian Husbands. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:21pm On Sep 02, 2021
The responses from the husbands shows that they're in love with their wives. Its so calm and mature. I was expecting a very harsh abusive response but from what I'm seeing, there's hope for our Nairaland broke redpillers after all.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Government Has Recovered N1 Trillion Looted Funds – APC Leaders by FalseProphet1(m): 3:27pm On Sep 02, 2021
Yet they're making life miserable for the common man.

If they have recovered that amount of money, why are they bent on increasing everything the common man is struggling to cope with....isn't that wickedness?

Now they're talking of increasing electricity tariff.

Buhari's time is at hand, he wouldn't finish his tenure.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Sale Mamman: The Many Controversies Under Sacked Power Minister by FalseProphet1(m): 3:21pm On Sep 02, 2021
Buhari is worse than this power minister he sacked.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University Law Graduate Dies In Accident 4 Days After Signing Out by FalseProphet1(m): 3:13pm On Sep 02, 2021
Rip to him.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija Tega: You Are Lucky I’m Married, If I Were Single, I’ll Do More... by FalseProphet1(m): 9:19am On Sep 02, 2021
She's only restraining herself because she's on camera and not because she's married. She's definitely cheating on her husband, and is doing worse off cam.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen: Oyedepo Describes Buhari’s Government As "Bloodthirsty" by FalseProphet1(m): 9:15am On Sep 02, 2021
The person you think is buhari isn't buhari, it's a demon wearing the body of buhari, that's why he's so heartless and wicked.

I see God's judgement falling on buhari and his fulani foot soldiers, I see Nigeria getting freedom.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Seriously In Need Of Advise/Help. At a critical situation (photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:25pm On Sep 01, 2021
Kiddogarcia:
Hope say you play,so tell us how you dey feel now,na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement
The Op played the game and France drew. He's contemplating suicide. He won't make it though the night, the least you can do him is to bid him farewell.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Let`s Bleep Tonight If You Are At This Location In Lagos by FalseProphet1(m): 4:50pm On Sep 01, 2021
This Young Man is heading towards the route that will make him desperately miserable... continue on this route my dear op and I see you attempting suicide by this time next year.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Whitemoney: I Will Compensate Boma, Liquorose If I Win BBNaija N90m Grand Prize by FalseProphet1(m): 1:28pm On Sep 01, 2021
teejaymoremoney:
When u talk about content this season... without any doubt na whitemoney...if whitemoney no dey this season of BBN it will be boring, whitemoney no dey sleep anyhow during the day,give him task he's ready, e no dey gossip like other guys, he's hardworking and funny...abeg wat else do you want...if am going to vote na whitemoney...bad belle Bleep off
I'll come back to mention you when he gets evicted
Education › Re: Why Are Countries Referred To As "She"? by FalseProphet1(m):
If you travel to a remote island with a fertile girl, in 200 years time, you'll have your own lineage, courtesy of her fertility, so you have to respect her by calling the country she, cos everyone there came out of her womb.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: Whitemoney: I Will Compensate Boma, Liquorose If I Win BBNaija N90m Grand Prize by FalseProphet1(m): 10:24am On Sep 01, 2021
White Money will not win the grand price so he should stop wishing. But watch out for Yousef, I see him going far.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: SUBEB Suspends Teacher For Defiling 14 Pupils In Niger Primary School by FalseProphet1(m): 10:00am On Sep 01, 2021
I see that man running mad before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Again, Strike Looms As ASUU Waits Till Midnight For FG To Meet Demands by FalseProphet1(m): 9:51am On Sep 01, 2021
I see the strike holding, I see students returning back to the classroom after Easter next year, I see the females becoming nursing mother's, I see the price of Pampers going up, I see nursery and primary school owners smiling to the bank because of the high birth rate of kids caused by ASUU and the federal government.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Just Noticed This Thing Turns Women On Like Crazy by FalseProphet1(m): 10:30pm On Aug 31, 2021
rukz:
good mrn bro. My frnd is a chronic bet9ja virtual addict. He has been into it for over 5yrs. He is always broke despite working like a horse. He strongly believes one day he will win bet9ja 40m and change his story forever. Pls what have you seen about his future if he refuse to quit?.
Tell him to stay away from virtual. If he continues he will become permanently broke. Virtual betting is pure scam, betting companies brought it up to gain back the money they lost to high stakers.

Tell him to stay away from betting.
Crime › Re: Rotten Rice Being Rebagged In Benue State (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:35pm On Aug 31, 2021
Every Nigeria should avoid free food prepared by the government, especially in 2023 during the elections, cos all the palliatives they stored in 2020 during covid 19 will have all expired and they wouldn't care, I see a lot of people being poisoned.

This I have seen.
Car Talk › Re: Understanding Fifth Wheels by FalseProphet1(m):
I have no prophecy to give concerning this thread, thanks for your time.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Just Noticed This Thing Turns Women On Like Crazy by FalseProphet1(m): 10:44pm On Aug 29, 2021
10mobile:
I'm writing a book entitled 'Slawor, The Romantic Philosopher'. How you see am?
I see you not being able to publish the book because you've spent all the money you saved to publish it on women.

This I have seen.
Music/Radio › Re: Victor Uwaifo: My Encounter With Mami Water (Throwback Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
He has finally gone to meet the mammy water that appeared to him. She really tried to wait all these years for him to be reunited with her for all eternity.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Alexx Ekubo Honoured With A Doctorate Degree From A University In Benin by FalseProphet1(m): 9:12pm On Aug 29, 2021
I see his ex fiancee trying to get back to him, I see him avoiding her and posting it on social media, I see people criticizing him for acting childish.

This I have seen.

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