₦airaland Forum

I'm so sad...the voice on the video said a tanker just fell down and is removing out fuel and people are picking it, something can happen.

The mulitiple barrage of his locally constructed English made me loose my prophetic signals for some minutes.

I can't see anything for now.

Chief will venture into politics, I see him joining APC, I see him contesting in the next election.

This I have seen.

I see Tuface having another child with pero.

This I have seen.

Sir,the way your wife treats your house help is her true character, forget how she treats you.

It's called self respect, everyone is hungry but you have to respect yourself so as to accord respect by your hosts.

This I have seen.

Easy win for Manchester United.

This I have seen.

I see a brown calabash habouring her placenta, hair, nails, picture..etc.

A covenant was made on the day she was born that she wouldn't leave the shores of this country, she broke the covenant and now's she paying dearly for it with insanity.

She will be fine, just take her to a geninue man of God.

This I have seen.

Just tell them that you're glad that you won't have to borrow to eat anymore, and I see them agreeing with you

This I have seen.

Moi moi selling is very good, I remember some years back (about 15 or so) there was this woman selling ogi (akamu, pap) within that yabatech environment, it's was just ogi but if you see the kind of crowd that used to patronize her back then.

What was her secret, she added ginger to the corn and grinded them together and made the pap, so both elderly and younger people (myself inclusive) preferred hers to the regular pap on the street.

If you want your moi moi to be unique and make waves, you have to come up with ideas, don't make it the everyday regular moi moi we see around or else customers would treat it as such and you will see yourself complaining bitterly about how you're not making profits.

I see you making waves in this business.

This I have seen.

Tonto dike will marry another husband before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

I see Seun organizing a Nairaland party this year, I see this sauce being served in the party alongside sachet water to wash it down, I see Nairalanders fighting each other violently for the food, I see a certain griller eating 6 plates because he spent the past 3 days defending a certain WAEC certificate holder online without eating or drinking water, I see the food finishing without satisfying half of the guest, I see the hungry and angry ones coming on Nairaland to attack the management for not giving them food, I see a lot of people getting banned.

This I have seen.

With the rise in cost of food, meat, dollar, transportation, tax, rent...etc. Anything less than 250k should be seen as under payment.

This I have seen.

It's not a snake neither is it a rooster, is a meeting of the territorial principalities, that clucking sound is just to deceive you into thinking that it's coming from animals in the bush, but those of us blessed with the gift of foresight know that there's a serious meeting of the elders going on at that time of the night.

This I have seen.

My own is why tell her you won 100m when you know you won't allow her partake in the sharing, he should have just shut up his mouth and given her whatever he felt like giving her, I'm very sure that if he has done that all these drama wouldn't have happened.

Sometimes learning to keep your mouth closed, saves you from a lot of unnecessary troubles.

I see you becoming a renouned comedian in Nigeria, I see you going places.

This I have seen.

Poor guys, I see the policemen sharing the money amongst themselves, I see them sending the guys to jail, I see the public not asking questions about the whereabouts of the money, I see the DPO's pot belley getting bigger.

This I have seen.

Ladies if you don't like him, tell him the truth. Which one is I see you as my brother, do you think he doesn't know his sisters?

I see more politicians slumping, I see them vomiting everything they've stolen from the masses, I see them and their household pay for the innocent blood shed by criminals they're protecting, the judgment has begun.

This I have seen.

I see buhari asking the FIFA president to borrow him money.

This I have seen.

Juliusmomoh:
So pocohantas is even 43

I see you sending dm to her, I see her ignoring you, I see you attacking her on Nairaland, I see you two later becoming friends on the form, I see you calling her big aunty, I see her sending you money for school fees.

This I have seen.

Hopeless Uzodinjo of imo state will never sign that bill, even if all the southern governors sign it, he will choose to be the Judas amongst them.

This I have seen.

Isn't this the same super tv that chidinma killed their boss, stole his ATM and withdrew money from his account?

As long as MTN is involved, I see them putting hidden charges, I see Nigerians data being drained like a leaking bucket, I see them complaining bitterly, I see people avoiding the TV app.

This I have seen.

Nnamdi Kanu will be released very soon.

This I have seen.

I see Tonto becoming a motivational speaker, I see her opening a blog to discuss relationship matters, I see dumb girls taking relationship advice from someone who couldn't sustain her marriage and relationship, I see the number of baby Mamas increasing.

This I have seen.

This op was living in poverty, he struggled illegally and successfully attracted the attention of money, but the dark forces from his foundation filled his brain with palm wine and made sure that the exit hole in his pocket was bigger than the income hole...let's pray for the op.

I see the op selling agage bread, I see him chopping some millions in bet9ja, I see him back in the club to prove a point to the new people there, I see him going broke again.

This I have seen.

I see you becoming very lean like an HIV patient in that marriage, I see your family members begging her not to kill you for them, I see her denying you sex in the marriage, I see you masturbating until your balls dry up.

This I have seen.

I see dark forces around you trying to make you run mad, I see an angel of God standing very close to you to help you, but your sins are making it impossible for him to do anything, I see the mercy of God extended to you, I see you getting back in your feet.

This I have seen.

I see buhari banning Facebook very soon, I see Twitter ban not lifted any time soon, I see iPhones banned in the northern part of Nigeria.

This I have seen.