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Timaya will impregnate another girl before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

The end is near and the rapture will happen next year.

This I have seen.

I see many Nairaland girls sending the op a dm, I see him enjoying the sin of adultery and fornication with them, I see him taking one of them on skydiving, I see his village people firing a spiritual arrow on the parachoot, I see him and his adulterous partner crashing at 500Km/h down to the Earth, I hear a loud bang.

This I have seen

This year's edition of BBN will be the last. By next year Buhari will ban it.

This I have seen.

I see many Arsenal fans becoming serious prayer warriors this season, I see olive oil sellers making a fortune cos most of them will start watching arsenal matches with anointing oil, I see the price of the oil skyrocketing, I see arsenal fans blaming Buhari, I see the poor and hungry ones resorting to using palmoil and consoling themselves that oil is oil, I see arsenal narrowly escaping relegation this season.

This I have seen.

I see these deaths hitting Nigeria very terribly just like the wild fires is ravaging other parts of the world, I see top Nigerian politicians succumbing to the scorge of the death plague, I see churches filled to the brim with these politicians, I see top pastors adding more jets to their already existing fleets of jets, I see a certain WAEC certificate holder with over 200 cows amongst the dead, I see jubilation across the country as a result of his death.

This I have seen.

Congratulations...this child will grow to become a rapper just like her dad.

This I have seen

Nnamdi Kanu will be used by APC to win Igbo votes come 2023, but unfortunately Nigeria will not survive as a country by then.

This I have seen

You're a very weak person, next time say no and learn to stand your ground, if the owner of the shop insist that you must buy something for a leechy friend, kindly leave his shop and go elsewhere, after all your money is still in your pocket, if you cannot stand your ground in a dog-eat-dog society like Nigeria, then you won't last long.

This I have seen.

Sex is really stupid.

Imagine switching a human being backwards and forwards, upwards and downwards admists loud screaming and yelling just for liquid to come out of your penis.

I see those witches presenting their own candidate for governor, I see their candidate winning, I see the governor declaring that witchcraft must be taught in primary and secondary schools in cross river state, I see airlines enroute calabar loosing heavily cos even babies have mastered the art of flying, I see buhari asking the witches to pay tax for flying in Nigeria's airspace, I see a massive protest by the witches.

This I have seen.

A call will come from above to the DPO of that station, and in less than 48 hours, that skinny looking malnourished killer will be released back into the society.

This I have seen.

This money will be highjacked by the few political class, and the average ogoni man will continue to live in abject poverty.

This I have seen.

Kayiri will not be extradited to the US, I see him contesting for Senate under APC in bronu State, come 2023, I see him winning.

This I have seen.

This op is in her mid 30s, broke, frustrated and mad at men for using her during her youthful age without committing, she's a feminist so kindly ignore her.

This I have seen.

A large percentage of Nairalanders who open this thread wouldn't bother to read through it, they will just hit the reply and comment whatever their brain manufactures at the moment.

This I have seen.

I see ww3 starting towards the end of this year or the beginning of next year, I see Europe and Asia being wiped off, I see Africans taking over those continents and marrying their females, I see Nigerians having as many as 25 European wives.

This I have seen.

I see her getting pregnant for the Ràpist, I see her divorcing her husband and marrying the ràpist, I see the court case being withdrawn.

This I have seen.

I see Ortom handing over to kiddwaya's mum, I see her becoming the first female governor in Nigeria, I see kidwaya sharing free gotv with subscription to benue inhabitants so they can watch BBN, I see his mom encouraging Nigerians to watch BBN, I see benue overtaking Lagos in population because millions will be born.

This I have seen.

This man wouldn't get up to 100 votes in the elections.

This I have seen.

All this big and plenty English can be summed up to the reality on ground which is, the corrupt officials amongst them have secretly sold the meters whilst billing customers on monthly basis so as to enrich their bottomless pit Pocket, but this year, they shall all be judged, I see many of them dying suddenly, I see Southern Nigeria gaining Independence.

This I have seen.

If this was the south east, they would have littered everywhere with the corpses of innocent residents and upload on the internet for the world to see, but since it's the north they'll only report Audio news and expect us to fall for it and believe that they're working. This news is as fake as the imposter occupying the number position in this country.

This I have seen.

Yea, he's the APGA candidate and he will win the election.

This I have seen.

Nice woman. I see her entering into politics, I see her winning.

This I have seen.

Pot belly is a sign of blessings, cos no matter how poor you are once you have pot belley and dress well people will respect you, you'll be treated like a big man even do you don't have shi shi in your pocket.

This I have seen

Tell her to goan marry and become a house wife, that's what women were created for, once she accepts that calling she will find unlimited happiness that neither coca-cola nor the university job can give to her.

This I have seen.

I see you getting pregnant before the end of this year, I see you dishing out advice to pregnant women a day after your delivery, I see you printing a book on how to carry safe pregnancy but because you can't speak English very well.

This I have seen.

Skull Miner on the loose, any girl who journeys to Atan in ogun state to see our self acclaimed Mr nice guy will never return with her skull.

This I have seen.

Satan is the cause of pain.

This I have seen.