₦airaland Forum

BornorBang:
No wonder the asians keep their v*gina hairs unshaved. I always wondered why.

You my young friend are a chronic addictive viewer of xvideos that's why you were able to come up with such conclusion.

This I have seen.

Messi will embrace this offer with both hands.

This I have seen.

They will still change it 5 times before the end of this year.

This I have seen

God will bless him for saying the truth.

This I have seen.

IBB's days are numbered.

This I have seen.

Maria will not win BBN.

This I have seen.

Very soon bears would be among the criteria for getting married to a lady, I see churches and governors enforcing this law, I see non-hariy guys finding it difficult to get married, I see them protesting heavily, I see them impregnating ladies they like and getting married to them by fire by force.

This I have seen.

As a prophet, I'm married to Jesus so I call him my sweet love. I see myself owning an estate in heaven which I would rent out to saints and my Nigerian account will be credited in lieu the sum, I see myself having unrestricted access to heaven because I'm married to Jesus.

This I have seen.

This guy wouldn't make a good comedian, he made me waste 5 minutes of my life listening to his boring jokes, but from the way he took his time to explain his ordeal, he'll make a good preacher, I see him opening a church very soon, I see him escaping a sex scandal from one of his female members.

This I have seen.

She never really loved him in the first place. I see her regretting her decision, I see her trying to come back but a younger and prettier girl would have taken her position, I see her lamenting bitterly.

This I have seen.

Wickedness is when he's asked to pay 500k as your bride price while the person that took your virginity only bought soft drinks.

By 2023 lagos will regain back it's lost glory by becoming the capital of southern Nigeria.

This I have seen.

SmellySperm:
I tire bro. Dude said I'll get a job before August now shimgbai i no even get for pocket.

Pls what are the materials needed for suicide?

You couldn't do what I asked you to do...if you had made contact with me between the hours of 12-1am, like I told you to do, your story would have been different.

It will end in tears, Nigeria will cease to exist come 2023.

This I have seen.

I'll cast out the demon that has possessed her...

I see Kayiri being sentenced to 20 years behind bars.

This I have seen

If you mistakenly accept the state offer, you'll become a prayer warrior because your salary would be epileptic.

This I have seen.

Yes you can switch so that you can loose weight. Teachers are the best.

This I have seen

One more medal and my prophecy has come to pass. We have just 3 medals in Japan to collect.

This I have seen.

The US have been reaching out to your guys for your cooperation in extraditing a fraudster, rather than cooperate with them and send Kayiri over there to face the charges labeled against him, you're here vomiting thrash that you're yet to receive arrest warrant, the request for extradition is what if I may ask?

This government will go down as the worse we've ever had since independent.

This I have seen.

The dark forces set a trap for your destiny and unfortunately they succeeded in using a veil to cover your destiny and glory. You need serious deliverance or else you might end up comitting suicide...send me a dm

This I have seen.

I love this prophet, and I love the grace he carries, I see his church spreading their tentacles around the world.

This I have seen

Nwodosis:
Let the lucky married feminists troubling thier husbands advise her that she can pick a husband by herself. After slaying, comes the realization that one needs a home!

You won't make heaven.

This I have seen.

Saraki will jump back into the APC ship when the chocking from EFCC becomes unbearable, I see him being welcomed back to APC like a bride on her way to her husband's home after their wedding, I see all his sins being forgiven.

This I have seen.

No you haven't learnt your lesson, and you won't get better. China is the most populated country on Earth, they're topping the medals table, Nigeria is the most populated black country on Earth, yet we don't even have one bronze medal like I prophesied earlier.

The problem isn't about doing better, most of this people collect bribes from unqualified athletes and fix their names in the squad at the expense of the ones who spent years preparing for the event.

Nigeria will never get better until southern Nigeria gains her Independence.

This I have seen.

Cute couple, I see them having cute twins.

This I have seen.

More like miss south east and south West beauty pageant. Southern Nigeria rocks. By 2023 we shall all experience an independent southern Nigeria.

This I have seen.

SmellySperm:
I gave up on your prophecy since the day u told me I'll get a job before August. Now today is 31st

The way able bodied men lie this days eeh...local man is tired.