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I see this killings being extended to our politicians and their families by angry and vengeful Nigerians, I see them being so scared to come out of their homes, I southern Nigeria gaining Independence.

This I have seen.

3 days in a relationship, you already need 5k. Biko! that 5k is for what ?

A married man took his side chic on a date and said to her, “Babe tell me words that will increase my heartbeat”, She said, “your wife is sitting behind you

We are currently at his funeral

That lecturer is having an affair with the girl, but in order no to arouse suspicion, he gifted the guy 10k also, when he and the girl go to their usual meeting place, he'll double her money.

This I have seen.

Shellsploit:
Lemme finish chewing my gauava seeds before i comment.

I see you loosing all your teeth before you clock 50.

This I have seen.

I see terrible wild fire raging in Nigeria, I see the wicked being roasted, I see a new Nigeria coming out of the fire, I see the glory of God overshadowing the new Nigeria.

This I have seen.

I see masari's convoy being attacked by bandits, I see him getting seriously wounded, I see his deputy taking over.

This I have seen.

To be a heaven bound Christian. And I will definitely make heaven.

This I have seen.

All the soldiers who participated in the Ohafia massacre and destruction will all die before this year runs out.

This I have seen.

The best way to get the votes of people in politics is through emotions, if you doubt me ask Jonathan when he came on air and told us he had no shoes, and Buhari when he told us he doesn't have money to buy presidential form even though his wife uses a handbag of 10m and his son had a bike of 50m.

I see her winning the election.

This I have seen.

Listen my people, the names you give your children determines how cute, intelligent and fuifilled their destinies will be. Names like Sean, Brady, Nicolas, Brian...etc. if you give your child this name, no matter how poor your are, that child will become an ajebo

But if your child bears names like Onogaganmue, Uwaritakpo, Imonivwerha, Otevwobrise...etc, forget it, that child will be stubborn, troublesome, nusiance...etc.

This I have seen.

Kanu will be released, tho it may tarry but it will surely come to pass, he's not a tenant of Nigerian prison.

This I have seen.

He tried to be a hero by confronting the elephant, but was crushed like an ant, I see him given a state burial, I see his tomb being decorated, I see Indians worshiping his tomb because they believe that the spirit of the elephant which they worship still resides in him.

This I have seen.

I see bad belley people who can't afford 1 square meal castigating the maxrix he bought for his mom, I see them calling him a broke guy, I see him ignoring them.

This I have seen.

I see the angel who will blow the last trumpet about to blow it, I see them applying oil to lubricate it so that it will sound loud enough for the whole world to hear, I see billions of people taken unawares by the sound of the trumpet, I see many Nairaland members missing heaven.

This I have seen.

That elephant will be hunted down, killed and eaten by the hungry community members.

This I have seen.

I see him being released and sent abroad for rehabilitation, I see the government spending millions on him daily on him, I see Nigerians lamenting, I see Gumi defending the government's action, I see him going back to that shop to buy the sex enhancement drug but this time he will be coming there with police escort, I see a trailer load of oloshos struggling to go home with him.

This I have seen.

I see him coming to Nigeria for local treatment, I see him drinking gallons of agbo everyday, I see him being cured of the covid, I see the whole world desperately demanding for agbo from Nigeria, I see agbo sellers becoming millionaires, I see buhari borrowing money from them, I see the Senate president approving Buhari's request to borrow money from agbo sellers, I see Nigerians reacting angrily.

This I have seen.

When I prophesied that the Nigerian Olympic team will win 3 medals, everyone came for my head and ignored the reality that our team went to the Olympics badly prepared. From the looks of things I see them struggling to even win the 3 medals.

This I have seen.

The reason why that lecturer flogged her was not because she didn't wear Ankara but because she refused to open her legs to him, I see that lecturer becoming miserable in life, I see him entering into a problem that will ruin his career because of women, I see him getting sacked by the university.

This I have seen.

I see other countries loyal to USA following suit, I see them avoiding our crude oil, I see buhari borrowing money from savings accounts of Nigerians, I see people reverting back to saving money inside cooking out and kolo.

This I have seen.

Flogging and making him pay heavy fines wouldn't stop him from following the voice of his díck. The díck is the most stubborn creature on this planet, it has a brain and mind of its own, it doesn't have any eyes or legs but it can successfully lead sexually starved men with eyes and legs into committing sexual crimes.

I see that man attempting to rapé his daughter in-law, I see them flogging him 100 strokes, I see him raping a goat since humans are playing hard to get, I see them cutting of his díck for good.

This I have seen.

100 years from now, that road will still be under construction...mark my words.

The dark forces that reside in that road hate development that's why they frustrate every move by the government to make traffic there free flowing by manipulating the government into awarding the contract to fraudulent construction companies who will embezzle the money and leave the road in a worse state.

This I have seen.

There shall be wars and rumors of wars, earthquakes, famine, men shall be lovers of money and the love of many will grow cold...I see the rapture happening in this our generation, I see many top pastor's being left behind, I see strange people who many thought that the hottest part of he'll has been reserved for them making heaven.

This I have seen.

That girl is possessed, there are dark forces residing inside her, she will grow to become a terrorist in future.

This I have seen

Nigerian youths struggling to enroll in the NAF with their dead aircrafts. Let me be quite on what I've seen concerning the NAF for now, cos even God told Daniel that the vision is for an appointmed time. Same is this one.

This I have seen.

230k and you want to quit.

In case you're not aware many graduates are earning less than 60k under harsher working conditions and they're still managing and hoping that things will get better, and you're here crying like a baby for a job you're doing online.

If you quit that job, you end up regretting it as long as you live.

This I have seen.

I see a female BBN housemate getting pregnant.

I see house mates having indiscriminate sex openly.

I see millions of jobless Nigeria youths occupying their joblessness with the show.

I see buhari increasing fuel, power, vat...etc.

I see the male youths who are supposed to protest the increment, masturbating seriously as house mates engage in open sex.

I see them complaining bitterly about the economy after the show.

I see a bloody revolution taking place in Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Southern Nigeria is just a few years from reality, endure my people...endure. sorrow may endure the night, but joy cometh in the morning, the morning of Nigeria shall be the birth of southern Nigeria.

This I have seen.

An incompetent governor sacks and incompetent manager over incompetence. Nigeria is a joke.

This I have seen.