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Poor man. He'll be fine.

This I have seen.

A man will be busy thinking about his life and goals but a lady without bra will pass and spoil the whole calculation.

No matter how sick a man is, once you are laying beside him, he must press breast. Sickness no reach their hand.

How men give this ugly thing unnecessary attention still baffles me. A girl whose only achievement in life is sleeping around as a married woman.

This I have seen.

Stay away from girls who act like victims in a problem they created!

Regardless of whatever figure you would earn monthly, everything would be returned back to the company through betting and you would even borrow just to try your luck if you'll chop. So at the end of the month, you'll end up empty handed.

This I have seen.

After 3 market days, I shall tell thee what shall befall thee.

For now, enjoy thine woman.

This I have seen.

That man deserves to die screaming.

This I have seen.

Shame to them o. As a prophet I understand how that pastor feels. It's so sad that people would spend thousands on themselves and come and give God the lowest denomination in their pocket...shame to them.

This I have seen.

Jeon:
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Go wash your feet first.

It's the demon speaking....Demon! Be gone.

Send that DM NOW!

Jeon:
But I can see how you discriminate Simps.


I really pity your Sheeps.
Just like how my gay lover is deceiving them with goodharddick and will later switch to Daddyck ,in other to Simp for liteskin laddies.

Well I do with Natural Simps.

Your case is strong. I will have to bath you at the bank of the Niger river by 12 midnight. Send me a DM to book an appointment. The earlier the better.

This I have seen.

Our incoming president.

This I have seen.

I see you getting a great job before the end of this month.

This I have seen.

Jeon:
Your Redpill's Bible doesn't rebuke Gays? .

I'm a prophet so I accept both redpill, bluepill, pinkpill...etc. Provided they pay their tithes and offerings.

I don't discriminate against people cos it's against everything I stand for.

Jeon:
Daddyck, I love your butt and thighs the way they're.

I can join both of you in holy matrimony at my spiritual center. For a token of course.

Aboks:
This one na poto poto laps

See her face, she's beautiful I don't know why she would want to enhance her hips.

virginprincess:
Wow!,i carry my two hands up for her,she tried, i don't think anything will ever make me marry a disable person not even money,Godforbid.

Can you marry a cele Prophet?

Sometimes I begin to wonder what's wrong with our girls. Is it low self-esteem or what. What can one call this.

I cancelled the deliverance sessions I had yesterday even though one of the candidate promised to give me 1m just to listen to Peter Obi....

I see him becoming the next president.

This I have seen.

Kininifoods:
Only kids full here..

Or maybe I've just not met the strong men.. before you say jack, I'm a lecturer and also have other side hustles..

But make me feel like a woman please.. freaky my account first without anything attached.

Are there men like that??

Siofra? You get that kind man?

I've sent you 50k please manage it. It was part of the offerings and tithes I collected from my members.

Sixfeetbelle:
What did I do?

I break your heart?

You broke mine.

This I have seen.

Silentgroper:
trying to login tends to be hectic this days...

Seems seun is tired of Nairaland. He should dash me if he's tired.

1Sharon:
It's fixed now, well mine is

Yea it's been fixed.

Jeon:
Maybe the mentions are too many. So they have to be wiped out.

I doubt it. Nairaland has experienced data loss before. This isn't the first time.

Jeon:
Thought I was alone in this.

We plenty o

WibusJaga:
Na true o.
Looks like the database has been tampered with.

Hmmm. With the way this pórn guy has taken over this section, anything is possible on Nairaland.

DaddyCK:
where is the button located?

On the east of the Niger bridge.

DaddyCK:
UFO fly pass yesterday and strange things been happpenin sir!! ((TRUE STORY))

So UFO affected Nairaland's mention button....that's strange.

DaddyCK:
did someone mention yor name? (no oofeinse)

Click on mention the history has been wiped off.

Did anyone noticed that nothing displays when you click on the mention button. Seun what is happening is Nairaland under attack?