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 Politics › Re: Ukraine President Zelensky Appoints Oby Ezekwesili As Ambassador by FalseProphet1(m): 1:32pm On Jan 28, 2023 |
I see Ukraine appointing me as spiritual ambassador, I see the war ending soon. This I have seen. 62 Likes 6 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:32pm On Jan 28, 2023 |
"95% Of University Girls Using iPhone Na Man Buy Am" 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Plan Do You Have For Valentine by FalseProphet1(m): 10:24pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Sixfeetbelle:Yes o. You must get married to me this year. |
| Business › Re: Confusion As New Naira Note Shortage Takes Toll On Nigerians!! by FalseProphet1(m): 7:20pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
I've already announced to my members that I would call down fire on anyone who brings his tithes and offerings in old naira notes. We're going cashless for now, POS and transfer are acceptable don't tempt God. By Sunday, I'll be at the gate of my church with my Bell, operation show your offering and tithes before you enter the church. This I have seen. 85 Likes 5 Shares |
| Culture › Re: Emir of Bauchi's Brother, Rilwanu Sulaiman Adamu, Found Dead (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:55pm On Jan 27, 2023*. Modified: 6:50pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Rip to him. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi Holds Media Chat With CNN, Al Jazeera & Economist News Crew by FalseProphet1(m): 5:28pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Pravedk:Send o brethren and the Lord shall replenish you. |
| Fashion › Re: Dokubo Gloria Azibator Wins Miss Nollywood Beauty Pageant (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:17pm On Jan 27, 2023*. Modified: 5:33pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Nollywood is Nigeria's international prostitution industry. All their female actresses are all prostitutes. Know this and have peace. This I have seen. 17 Likes |
| Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Burglar Arrested In Ogun, Stolen Items Recovered (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:17pm On Jan 27, 2023*. Modified: 5:32pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
I see him rottening in jail. This I have seen. 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Suffering Needlessly, Omotola Jalade-ekeinde Laments by FalseProphet1(m): 5:12pm On Jan 27, 2023*. Modified: 5:27pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
The problem isn't that Nigerians are suffering, the problem is that Nigerians love suffering and when someone loves something it would be difficult to pull them out. Nigerians love suffering, and love those that made them suffer that's why they're reenforcing themselves to vote APC next month even though most of them cannot afford one meal a day. This I have seen. 20 Likes 1 Share |
| Travel › Re: Peace Mass Transit's Facebook Account Has Been Successfully Recovered by FalseProphet1(m): 5:11pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
PMT, this bus has really drank blood. Good to know that they now have speed limit for their drivers. They won't run into accidents any more. This I have seen. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:32pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
You want a broke, useless, jobless and entitled girl to give birth because she's nearing 30. That's wickedness, cos the child would die of hunger or negligence. We read how a mother gave her child tramadol so she can go clubbing, that's what broke and jobless girls with kids are capable of doing. This I have seen. 120 Likes 11 Shares |
| Romance › Re: What Plan Do You Have For Valentine by FalseProphet1(m): 4:32pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Sixfeetbelle:Your days sitting indoors all through Valentine's day are over. This year shall be different, I would take you out. |
| Food › Re: Lady Warns People To Be Careful Of The Kind Of "Kponmo" They Buy (pic/video) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:24pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Even if I eat any deadly poison it shall not harm me. I shall continue to eat my Pomo. This I have seen. 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Plan Do You Have For Valentine by FalseProphet1(m): 4:24pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Sixfeetbelle:And what do you do? |
| Romance › Re: Advise by FalseProphet1(m): 3:38pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
What stops you from opening another account and moving your money there.  4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: People Resort To Trekking In Warri, Delta State by FalseProphet1(m): 2:27pm On Jan 27, 2023*. Modified: 2:57pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
And the suffering continues. Nigerians if you don't vote for Peter Obi next month, it would be worse. This I have seen. 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: I’m Sure This Girl Had STD by FalseProphet1(m): 2:26pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Fuckallmods:Poor weakling, you couldn't even send the names I requested for, you're here calling God. news flash oh fornicator, God doesn't know you neither would he lift a finger in your defence. If you want to prove me wrong send your 3 names and see if you wouldn't pick up residence at the market square by Dawn tomorrow. Do you think life is about noise making. Now depart thee thence oh fornicator. 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: I’m Sure This Girl Had STD by FalseProphet1(m): 2:19pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Fuckallmods:Send me a DM right now with your full names or just reply this message with your 3 names and I'll invoke him on you once it's 12 midnight then you'll know if I'm talking like an illiterate or not. If you would not do what I asked don't reply this message, I hate it when people challenge the supernatural with their natural wisdom. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Peter Obi Holds Media Chat With CNN, Al Jazeera & Economist News Crew by FalseProphet1(m): 2:14pm On Jan 27, 2023*. Modified: 3:31pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Our incoming president. This I have seen. 50 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Delta: Woman Bites Off Another’s Breast In Bloody Fuel Queue Fight by FalseProphet1(m): 2:13pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
After standing for 400 hours under the hot sun to buy fuel for N500 per liter, they'll still vote APC that made life miserable for them. The average Nigerian loves suffering. This I have seen. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: I’m Sure This Girl Had STD by FalseProphet1(m): 2:13pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Fuckallmods:There you go bro, you can try your luck with the Demon.
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| Romance › Re: I’m Sure This Girl Had STD by FalseProphet1(m): 2:04pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
You are infected, the demon called Asmodeus has succeeded in destroying your future. I would encourage you to start writing your will cos I see you departing this Earth before Easter. This I have seen. 19 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Frank Mba Proposed As CP Of Ogun State Not Lagos (Official Letter) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:56pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Whatever....i see Peter Obi winning next month's election. This I have seen. 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Let’s Use Old, New Notes For 6 Months — Reps by FalseProphet1(m): 1:44pm On Jan 27, 2023*. Modified: 1:59pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
The date of submitting old notes would be extended by not more than 2 weeks. If it exceeds election, then the purpose of printing it becomes useless. And greedy politicians who were planning to buy votes would succeed in doing so. This I have seen. 7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: My Ex Still Want Sex Advice Should I Go Ahead � by FalseProphet1(m): 1:36pm On Jan 27, 2023 |
Hear me oh son of man! If thou lieth with that girl, thine glory shalt be stolen, thou shalt labour and toil and the earth shall not bless thee with harvest because thou hast traded thine glory for pleasure. Harken unto my words oh child and depart I pray thee from that daughter of Jezebel. This I have seen. 1 Like |
| Travel › Re: Reviving The Travel Section With A Destination Story - My Visit To South Korea! by FalseProphet1(m): 9:28pm On Jan 26, 2023*. Modified: 10:14pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
South Korea is a great country, I see myself opening a branch of my spiritual center there very soon. This I have seen. 61 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: 2 Women Uplifting Each Other - SA Influencer Shares Photo Of A Lady & A Snake by FalseProphet1(m): 9:28pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
vickydevoka:Come to my spiritual center for deliverance |
| Nairaland General › Re: 2 Women Uplifting Each Other - SA Influencer Shares Photo Of A Lady & A Snake by FalseProphet1(m): 7:50pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: 2 Women Uplifting Each Other - SA Influencer Shares Photo Of A Lady & A Snake by FalseProphet1(m): 7:41pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
As a Prophet, I'll prefer to have a snake as a pet than a woman around me. They have pulled down great men of God. Know this and have peace. This I have seen. 145 Likes 9 Shares |
| Travel › Re: 10 Things You Should Know About The Lagos Blue Rail by FalseProphet1(m): 5:04pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
Kudos to the governor of Lagos State. Sanwo-olu for government, Peter Obi for president. This I have seen. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Tinubu Outlines Plans For Digital Revolution To Transform Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 3:52pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
Tell him to acknowledge CNN's invite and explain how he'll do it there and he's got my vote. All this reading from a piece of paper prepared by his aids must stop. We're not fools. I see Peter Obi winning next month's election. This I have seen. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Ebonyi Rally: Atiku Arrives At The Campaign Venue (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:38pm On Jan 26, 2023 |
I see Peter Obi having more than 90% of votes in Ebonyi State. This I have seen. 1 Like 1 Share |
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