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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:14pm On Feb 02, 2023
I went to a hotel today and shouted " your wife is coming" ...97 men ran out of the hotel rooms ...I will go there again tomorrow..
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:55pm On Feb 02, 2023
Have you ever lost an argument. Then when you get home you start remembering important points you should have said. 🙄🙄
Politics › Re: Cracks Widen In APC Over Tinubu - Daily Trust by FalseProphet1(m): 1:46pm On Feb 02, 2023
Tinubuadvocate:
Buhari is a betrayal his betrayal started from when he say people should vote anyone they want. If Tinubu that made you a president say something like that will you be president of Nigeria today?

This useless lai Muhammed too trying to defend Buhari. However me believe that a northerner will not rule this country in 2023.

However, the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, while reacting to El-Rufai’s statement, said officially, the government was not aware of anyone within the Presidential Villa engaging in such action.
Hahaha...I thought Igbos were the betrayals. You spent the whole of tinubu's presidential campaign insulting Igbos on Nairaland.

I'm glad you're beginning to realise who your true enemies are. Buhari is backing a northerner, his 12 million votes are going to the north. Next time you'll learn that spreading hatred about a particular tribe isn't the best campaign strategy.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Balogun Bags Hat-Trick In Reims’ Comeback Win, Overtakes Mbappe In Goals by FalseProphet1(m): 10:44am On Feb 02, 2023
I see Nigeria winning the next African Nations cup and qualifying for the world cup.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 'Tinubu Will Outsmart Cabals Again, Weep Not’ – Adeyanju Tells El-Rufai by FalseProphet1(m): 10:30am On Feb 02, 2023
Kog45:
Hmmm from false prophet1,everything you said later end with tribal colouration.
It's not that. I'm just angry, the kind of hatred Tinubu's supporters have for Igbos, one would think that Igbos committed an unforgivable crime against them.

The 1966, coup that lead to the killing of millions was to install a yourba man Awolowo as president. So why the hatred, what did the Igbo man do to the yourba man?
Politics › Re: 'Tinubu Will Outsmart Cabals Again, Weep Not’ – Adeyanju Tells El-Rufai by FalseProphet1(m): 10:04am On Feb 02, 2023
Deji wants to eat Tinubu's money, it's obvious that he's broke. Let me break it down for them so that they'll know the reality of tinubu's situation.

Tinubu's supporters have spent all their time online attacking the Igbos, the SE and the SS traditionally vote in one direction. So it's safe to say that tinubu wouldn't win a single state in the SE and SS.

The core North which is NE and NW, are already aligning towards Atiku. And with Kwankwaso still in the race, Tinubu may not win a single state in those 2 zones.

Obviously tinubu would dominate the SW minus Lagos. If the Nigerian army keeps raiding hoodlums hideouts and arresting them, Tinubu would come 3rd in his own Lagos, cos there would be no one to intimidate voters and people would vote peacefully.

Other SW states would be heavily contested because LP, and PDP would give him a run for his money. So even if he wins there the margin would be very tight.

Tinubu would win some states in the NC, like kwara, kogi...so tell me how's he's going to be president with less than 6 states in his pocket with a very tight margin?

If Tinubu's online supporters had spent their time uniting the whole south, he would have had a fighting chance, but no, every opportunity they get on Facebook, Nairaland, Twitter, they use it to attack Igbos, it's Igbos that's their problem. It's flat head, ipob criminals, pigs...oya carry your insults and put tinubu in aso rock na.

I'm an obedient but I would be ok if Atiku wins than tinubu cos I voted for Atiku in 2019.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: New Note Scarcity: ATM Queues Increase In Abeokuta (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m):
Though sorrow my endure the night, Joy cometh in the morning.

I see Nigeria's morning of Joy manifesting with Peter Obi's victory.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023:"What Made You Think You Can Rule Nigeria" ? Udom To Tinubu(Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
Tinubu would not rule Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode: Some APC Members May Be Working For Atiku (Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
APC was a merger between CPC, ANPP and ACN. CPC and ANPP were majorly northerners while ACN was majorly south westerners.

What's happening now is the the northern factions of APC which are CPC and ANPP are aligning with ATIKU leaving tinubu with the South Western faction of the party.

The kind of energy Tinubu's online urchins spent attacking Igbos, if they had use half of that energy to market their candidate they would have penetrated the north by now, and sold Tinubu to them. But no, the Igbo man who hasn't ruled Nigeria since 1966 is suddenly the problem of Nigeria.

Even Reno who thought that insulting Igbos is the best way to campaign is silent now cos even Atiku isn't sure of victory the pools.

The kind of shock Tinubu and his supporters would receive from the North in the coming weeks eh, shame wouldn't even allow them to lift up their heads cos tinubu may not even win a single state in the core North, then you guys would know that insulting Igbos is a very miserable way to campaign.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Why Is It That After Marriage Couples No Longer Find Themselves Attractive? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:55am On Feb 02, 2023
Nazgul:
The problem here is that most women pay less attention to their bodies once they get married. They feel that they've gotten a husband, so why should they bother about their looks?

This makes them look unattractive to their husbands as the years go by. Imagine a girl getting married at 24, and by 28 she's already putting on adeiu papa T-shirt and wrapper to move around the house, and already looking like a grandmother, such woman cannot arouse her husband sexually, if he's having sex with her, it would just be to fulfill all righteousness. The sad reality is that he doesn't have any sexual connection with her anymore.

Men are moved by what they see, as a woman, if you want your husband to keep desiring you, you have to step up your game...see him as your boyfriend not your husband.

Make your hair, put on bum shots whenever you're in the house, take a bath and brush your teeth regularly, always appear neat and sexy before him. When you wake up grab is morning erection and give him a nice Mouth Action, then ride him till he cums...

And believe me, even though you guys have been married for 20 years, he would never get tired of you whenever he sees you. Cos you respect him, feed him, and give him great sex.
I couldn't agree more with this quote above. I read it somewhere and had to go back to lift it and post here. Women read and learn. Marriage is a continuous learning process.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:43pm On Feb 01, 2023
Some kids are struggling with home work today because their father married nyash and breast instead of brain and character.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:58pm On Feb 01, 2023
Precious has nyash

Jennifer can cook &

Mary is God fearing

As a guy, choose one
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:43pm On Feb 01, 2023
Your Salary is 20k and you are complaining that weekly withdrawal of 500k is too small.

Why you dey put mouth for wetin no concern you? undecided
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:42pm On Feb 01, 2023
As a man if sex is your problem go and patronize Ashawo, As a woman if money is what you're looking for in a man, go and become Ashawo, you guy's should meet urselves there and allow serious minded people who are looking 4 love to locate themselves in peace, I take God beg una.
Romance › Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by FalseProphet1(m): 6:58pm On Feb 01, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
🤣😂😂😂 Energetic sexual exercise


Make we dey go front first.
Send me a DM. Your total deliverance is all I'm after, and you wouldn't need to pay any seed or offering, I'll conduct the sexual deliverance sessions on you for free.

As a prophet I have both physical and spiritual energy and both would be put to good use on you.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Pos Should Be Banned For Life by FalseProphet1(m): 6:51pm On Feb 01, 2023
FATHAT:
Banning of POS would be the best thing that ever happened in Nigeria. The government can create other means of earning our daily breads as today's youths are fckn LAZY they just want to get what they never worked for. Lazy Nigerian youths. BUHARI IS RIGHT AFTER ALL.
Demon leave this life and be gone!

Be gone!!

Be gone!!!

You're now free, come with one big male goat for Thanksgiving or the demons tormenting you would come back.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by FalseProphet1(m): 5:13pm On Feb 01, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
You can't convert a lesbian cause they don't like preek and they don't like men.

Bisexuals, on the other hand, may be convinced to lean towards the preek side of life if your dickmatics is superior.

But considering that you're Nigerian, and Nigerian men are incompetent in the sex department, I'd say your chances are closer to nil.
Dearest lesbian, kindly come to my spiritual center for sexual deliverance, and after one week of energetic sexual exercise, those dwarf demons that plant lesbian thoughts in you would be banished forever.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest : EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 1st February 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:06pm On Feb 01, 2023
Dear bet9ja gamblers, kindly stay away from this match, ManU won the first leg 0-3 and might want to rest players for the return leg, this might make them draw the game, and your money would go up in flames.

He that hath an ear, let him hear.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Cooking Gas Business Or Keke by FalseProphet1(m): 4:10pm On Feb 01, 2023
Both are good depending on your location.

This I have seen.
Science/Technology › Re: Rare Green Comet To Be Visible From Earth After 50,000 Years by FalseProphet1(m):
The end has come, get ready folks, cos the rapture can happen at anytime.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Were Ahmed Tinubu's Surpporters Warned Not To Reply Northerners by FalseProphet1(m): 11:18am On Feb 01, 2023
I noticed this too. 99% of tinubu's supporters both on Nairaland, Twitter, Facebook... etc, spend their time attacking Igbos.

The kind of fear and respect they have for northerners who don't even send them is alarming. An average tinubu supporter cannot make any statement without roping Igbos into it.

I'm just happy that the north who they love and worship would in a few weeks time repay that slave loyalty with betrayal. Then they'll know who their real enemy is and leave Igbos alone.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:03am On Feb 01, 2023
Dating a woman who appreciates the little things you do for her is a blessing that shouldn't be taken for granted..
Politics › Re: ISWAP Distributes Old Naira Notes To Passengers On Borno Highway by FalseProphet1(m):
I will not say what I've seen concerning this matter until after 3 market days.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Video And Pictures From APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Anambra by FalseProphet1(m): 6:32pm On Jan 31, 2023
Tinubu wouldn't get up to 5% votes in Anambra state.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: When Atiku Says "Walahi Talahi", He Means "Na Lie I Lie" (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:30pm On Jan 31, 2023
Tinubu would go to a State in the South, rather than identify the problems and challenges they're facing and suggest possible solutions like how Peter Obi usually do, he'll start attacking his opponent.

Honestly if Tinubu gets up to 1m votes in this election I'll believe that the black race is truly curse.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Aerial View Pictures From Atiku/Okowa Campaign Rally In Sokoto by FalseProphet1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 31, 2023
I see Peter Obi getting over 40% in sokoto.

This I have seen.
Phones › Re: Nigeria Is The First African Country To Use Elon Musk's Starlink by FalseProphet1(m): 6:24pm On Jan 31, 2023
Africans and backwardness. Is this supposed to be an achievement?

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Thanks to my pussy- Final Graduate Says the university drag her to court by FalseProphet1(m): 5:23pm On Jan 31, 2023
Any lawyer that present this as defence of his client is dumber than the client he's trying to defend. I see that girl's certificate being withheld by the school, I see her going into full olosho business.

This I have seen
Politics › Re: Tinubu Lands In Anambra Intl Airport by FalseProphet1(m):
Tinubu would not finish top 3 in next month's election.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Yoruba Campaign Song (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:27pm On Jan 31, 2023
I will encourage all Nairalanders to download this song and listen to it 20 times a day. The song is a spiritual and freedom song, and we shall sing it again to make our victory at the pools.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Panic As 40 Lagos Hoodlums Invade School, Chase Pupils by FalseProphet1(m):
I pity lagosians if Tinubu wins, agbero would be arresting people and police wouldn't lift a finger to come to your aid. Lagosians open your eyes.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Is There Any Reason For This? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:07pm On Jan 31, 2023
Most Nigerians are criminals. Ordinary shop you employ them to manage, they'll steal your money to the last penny. If you mistakenly send double money to someone, maybe you sent 5k and it was pending and you performed another transfer, and both transaction were successful, you'll have to involve both physical and spiritual means in order to get back your money no matter how small it is.

Most Nigerians lack integrity, they're out to cheat you, steal from you, scam you...they don't care about your success.

If those billionaires you mentioned hired Nigerians to manage their business, they wouldn't be where they are today.

Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

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