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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:43am On Jan 10, 2023
I think women hate it when there's too much peace in a relationship.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:42am On Jan 10, 2023
Normally, relationship no hard na you go date the weapon fashioned against you.
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 2:58am On Jan 10, 2023
Deciceco01:
Prophet some of this account with female gender are not really female woo, I don't think a female will be all over NL talking rubbish and insulting men like this. If there is any place where I don't trust female accounts on social media is only on NL. But guy you prophesied doom for that guy account claiming female and it sounds better for him. Because your thread was specifically created for NL guys not females but as we all know NL with thread derailing
Very true.
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 9:51pm On Jan 09, 2023
advanceDNA:
Usually, u drop ur prophecy and move...
I have never seen u on full vawulence mode like this....wetin happen....??
Most of these jobless, lonely dirty girls on this forum are so annoying.

I opened a topic to advise fellow me, you quote me and start talking rubbish, no I won't keep quiet. If I spoke in a random thread and she quoted me I would have simply ignored her. But on a thread I clearly stated for Nairaland guys, I won't keep shut
Sports › Re: Chelsea Reach Verbal Agreement To Sign Joao Felix From Atletico Madrid by FalseProphet1(m): 6:49pm On Jan 09, 2023
Chelsea wouldn't finish top 10 this season.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: I Need Advice ASAP! by FalseProphet1(m): 6:49pm On Jan 09, 2023
immanuelsize:
hahahahaha... Laugh wan kill me here. So you actually clicked my topic to type this nonse of yours just to draw my attention because i always counter you fake prophecy? Dude, you need to visit psych hospital before it is too late.
you need help!
You that follows me everywhere on Nairaland like a jobless youth you need more help than me.
Career › Re: I Need Advice ASAP! by FalseProphet1(m): 6:39pm On Jan 09, 2023
immanuelsize:
Sorry for typo error in advance...
I studied a medical related course from a poly and finished my service year in 2020. Ever since then, it had been hustling but nothing is coming out. I have a plan in this coming 2023 to travel outside country to look for greener pasture. I have Dubai in my mind but here are my questions:
1. Is Dubai a nice country I will go ( I don't have skill)?
2. If Dubai is not a better option, which country should I consider going to and why do you recomend the country for me?

Admin please send this to the front page.

cc. Seun
I see dwarf demons sitting on your case. Send me a DM and I'll run a deliverance session with you and you'll be free.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Six Critical Things Peter Obi Said At The People’s Townhall - Channelstv by FalseProphet1(m): 6:13pm On Jan 09, 2023
emmnprince:
How have you been FalseProphet1, it's been a long time I stumble on your comment. Or is it because of the reduction of my time here?
Yea...I've always been online.

Happy New year.
Politics › Re: Deji Adeyanju: God Has No Business With Nigerian Thieving Politicians by FalseProphet1(m): 6:07pm On Jan 09, 2023
This was FFK's opinion about Tinubu, today the same FFK is telling us to vote the same Tinubu he castigated.

Deji is just another Ashewo journalist, once any politician feeds him, he'll sing their praises. He doesn't care about Nigeria and Nigerians, he's out for himself. Pay no attention to him.

This I have seen.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Attends APC Presidential Campaign Flag-Off In Yola (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:05pm On Jan 09, 2023
Buhari didn't endorse Tinubu he told the people to vote wisely.



Above is the link to Buhari's speech.

Tinubu is on his own.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Prof Muhammad Abdul-azeez's Social Media Handles Hacked by FalseProphet1(m): 6:03pm On Jan 09, 2023
I see the lazy hackers using the VCs hacked handles to announce 6 months public holiday.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: APC Holds Campaign Rally In Gwiwa Local Government, Jigawa by FalseProphet1(m):
Rented crowd as usual.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill YPP Ward Chairman, Ifeanyi Desmond Uche In Imo (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:37pm On Jan 09, 2023
I see his killers dying by the gun before the end of this month.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Six Critical Things Peter Obi Said At The People’s Townhall - Channelstv by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Peter Obi getting over 25 million votes in next month's election.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Jandor: I Never Called Bode George A Liar, We Have Mutual Respect For Each Other by FalseProphet1(m): 5:29pm On Jan 09, 2023
I see 2023 elections permanently retiring more than 85% of Nigeria's corrupt politicians.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Love Is A Dream by FalseProphet1(m): 5:29pm On Jan 09, 2023
BrazilianOG:
Love is a complicated paradox people(woomen and co.) use to manipulate one another, love is not real but based on interests which if not satisfied fades away like the clouds in noonday. We all have to wake up and break the shackles of bondage exploitation and manipulation called love becuz it is a stupid emotion. Like seriously why do people fall in love only to get their hearts broken, that's just fvking absurd guys undecided.
I hereby donate one bell to your ministry. Go ye therefore and spread this news into the world thereof and ye shall prosper.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: How Youths Discovered Peter Obi – Pat Utomi by FalseProphet1(m):
This was how I was discover too by the youths and today I'm telling them the future.

Anyways I see Peter Obi winning next month's election.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Pictures And Videos Of Peter Obi Presidential Rally In Delta State by FalseProphet1(m): 3:29pm On Jan 09, 2023
Delta State is in the bag for Peter Obi.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: CBN Cash Withdrawal Limit Begins Today by FalseProphet1(m): 12:54pm On Jan 09, 2023
Risingblue008:
This stupid law is going to affect hundreds of business financially oo
Just like we that owns a bet-shop,.
Then how do we pay customers that won above 1/2 million?
So na story we want to dey tell Dem now abi?
You do transfer. The policy didn't affect transfers only withdrawals.
Politics › Re: INEC Releases Final List Of Presidential, National Assembly Candidates For Polls by FalseProphet1(m): 9:16am On Jan 09, 2023
48 million votes for Peter Obi.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Nigerian Ports Authority Has Office, Guest House In London by FalseProphet1(m): 9:16am On Jan 09, 2023
Nigerian is one huge crime scene.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 9:00am On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
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Have you gone dumb. undecided
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:52am On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
I am mad o. And no one is telling me.
Eyah sorry...I've always known that you were mad that's why I proposed that you come to my spiritual center so I can bath you and wash off the madness from your destiny.
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:49am On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
is this what is happened to my life?
Yes o it is, send me a DM and come to my spiritual center so I can bath you by 12 midnight in the river and you would be cleansed.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:43am On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
You need food. Take
I see you suffering from mental frustration after being bleeped and disappointed by hundreds of guys, I see you lying hopelessly in bed and wishing for death, I see you drinking snipper.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Babangida Travels To Germany, To Return After Elections by FalseProphet1(m): 8:40am On Jan 09, 2023
I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:40am On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
I see your prophecy as a boy that's talking like a regular fake pastor. I see your going into debt from loan sharks, I see your data sapping n finishing soon, I see you losing your phone, I see you fighting your father, mother, siblings and friends, I see you using roaming the internet lamenting your poor life, I see you struggling to rent a room to move into, I see u v few cloths but are dirty I see SAPA in your destiny. Except you stop posting craps
I see you becoming frustrated because you've traded vagina to various guys and none is taking you seriously, I see you trying to force yourself on guys but they keep using you and dumping you. I see you broke, wretched and miserable, I see you going into hook-ups but your customers would Bleep you and wouldn't pay, I see you contacting an incurable STD, I see you committing suicide.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:20am On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
Lol. I m in a relationship that's divine. Your Mr FalseProphet1, you look like a village drunkard
I see that relationship hitting the rocks before June this year, I see you going in circles, I see you at age 45 still single...

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: How To Punish A Transport Scam Girl by FalseProphet1(m): 8:13am On Jan 09, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Akuko ifo
I see evil spirits hovering around you. Send me a DM so we can meet for your spiritual cleansing and you would be free and your life would begin to flourish like the lyilles after the morning dew.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: What My Wife Did Yesterday That Made Me Realize She's Special by FalseProphet1(m): 8:10am On Jan 09, 2023
I will give my prophecy on this matter after 3 market days.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: What Are The Reasons One Should Get Married? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:08am On Jan 09, 2023
The5DME:
It seems lots of folks in Nigeria are getting married for the wrong reasons, hence the plethora of negative complaints about marriage on frontpage. So I ask again, what are the reasons a man/woman of age should get married?
As a prophet I want to get married so I can shout and order my wife around and threaten to place a curse on her if she misbehaves. But she must have big nyash Sha because I love big nyash it makes me see go gaga and kabash more.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 8:05am On Jan 09, 2023
Demonicus:
That awkward moment when Op's moniker says "False prophet" but he wants us to believe anything that he post. grin
undecided

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