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Politics › Re: Can Bola Tinubu, Nigeria’s Ailing Kingmaker, Win The Presidency? - AL JAZEERA by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55am On Jan 31, 2023
Tinubu cannot and will not win next month's election.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Missile Threat: Boris Johnson Lied Or Didn't Understand - Putin's Press Sec by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Putin being assassinated before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Shocking Salary From My To-be Boss. by FalseProphet1(m): 1:24pm On Jan 30, 2023
Manage it na, things are hard, even me as a prophet am not finding it easy, members have stopped paying tithes they're complaining that country is hard. Manage it and you'll find a better job.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: What Skill Can Call Member Learn During The Service Year ..? by FalseProphet1(m):
You can learn how to make akamu and fry akara, or how to tap palm wine, those businesses are very lucrative especially for youths.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: Nekede Poly Furious With Lady Claiming She Graduated With God Help, Private Part by FalseProphet1(m): 1:19pm On Jan 30, 2023
I see the institution identifying her, I see them revoking 80% of her grades, I see her without a certificate after 5 years, I see her going into full time olosho business.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: High Cost Of Cement: Homeowners Go For Aluminium Parapets by FalseProphet1(m): 1:10pm On Jan 30, 2023
I see Nigerians going back to using mud to build houses, I see APC urchins saying that mud house is stronger and better than concrete house, I see Tinubu commissioning several units of mud houses for urchins so that they can live there for free and keep defending him. I see rains washing away the houses, I see the urchins becoming homeless.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi & Datti Arrive Jigawa State For LP Presidential Campaign Rally (Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:58pm On Jan 30, 2023
Nairalanders take note: if Peter Obi doesn't win next month's election I'll deactivate this account.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: How To Save Money As A Digital Nomad In 2023: By Amechi Okoli by FalseProphet1(m): 12:56pm On Jan 30, 2023
Pay your first fruits, tithes, seeds, offerings...etc regularly and you'll have enough money to save.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: End Relationship by FalseProphet1(m): 12:55pm On Jan 30, 2023
fati2001:
What would cause you to end a relationship?




would you be able to forgive and forget and renew the relationship?




-- zzor, uzomacharles, nazgul baddiefreak and co.
Her inability to see the future.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Motorists, Commuters, Businesses Suffer As Biting Fuel Crisis Defies Solution by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigerians love suffering, after standing under the sun for 6 hours and the sun fries their brain, they'll go and vote APC for more suffering.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:48am On Jan 30, 2023
You dey follow rich people children dey smoke Igbo if una craze now, dem go fly them abroad. You go come dey pursue us for market.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:41am On Jan 30, 2023
Some women eh...Tufiakwa! 😟😕

Pay light bill.... My husband is not at home.

Pay water bill.... My husband is not at home.

Bring money to repair Sumo.... "My husband is not at home".

Pay for vigilante.... "My husband is not at home".

Pay for waste management.... "My husband is not at home".

Even to fill her cooking gas she is waiting for husband

Change your dead security bulb.... "My husband travelled".

Security bulb, I mean security bulb o.... bulb, bulb. How much is bulb bikonu? Your own safety kwa? Hiaaaa! We should wait for the man that travelled to Kafanchan abi Panya to come and buy bulb for you? Which kind thing be that?

If you are like this woman and you are here, biko change!

And if you're a man married to this kind of woman of dating this kind of woman, you deserved to be flogged.
Romance › Re: Guys Please I Need Your Inputs by FalseProphet1(m): 8:26am On Jan 30, 2023
You saw all this signs when you were dating her yet you ignored it because of preety face, naysh and breasts, now you're complaining. Biko enjoy your marriage.

I see you having another child with her.

This I have seen
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:24am On Jan 30, 2023
I remembered when I had my first heartbreak, I woke my aunt's 4-month-old baby and explained everything to her and she cried too.
Sports › Re: Mourinho: Osimhen Is On The Same Level With Drogba But Needs To Stop Diving by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Osimhen joining real Madrid next season.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:10pm On Jan 29, 2023
Go to school you say school na scam, now to fill a form way dem wan use give you money, where dem put sex, you go write 3 rounds. undecided
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:08pm On Jan 29, 2023
Lets stop deceiving ourselves.Love without money cannot work. You cant keep a woman with motivational talks.
Romance › Re: Someone’s Faithful Girlfriend Is Another Man’s Hookup Babe by FalseProphet1(m): 7:45pm On Jan 29, 2023
Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Container Falls On A Fully Loaded Bus At Ojuelegba Bridge, Lagos by FalseProphet1(m):
Rip to the dead...life goes on.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:10pm On Jan 29, 2023
Nawa for Nigeria o. Person go finish university come dey learn handwork from person wey no finish primary school. 😩😩😩
Family › Re: How Parents Fails As Leaders by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigerians are corrupt from birth. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: CBN Extends Deadline For Old Naira Notes To February 10 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:07pm On Jan 29, 2023
For those that usually say my prophecy doesn't come to pass, can you now see that this one has come to pass. I Prophesy that the date would be shifted beyond 31st January, and it has happened. I hope I'm now vindicated that I'm not a fake Prophet.

This is the prophecy below.

FalseProphet1:
The date of submitting old notes would be extended by not more than 2 weeks. If it exceeds election, then the purpose of printing it becomes useless. And greedy politicians who were planning to buy votes would succeed in doing so.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How Do You Get Over This? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:01pm On Jan 28, 2023
Just keep quiet and tell her that you've forgiven her. Then convince her to follow you to Nigeria that you want her to see the house you build for both of you, when she comes, take her passport without her knowledge and set it ablaze, and leave her there and return back to the USA. By the time Nigeria finish dealing with her, and her skin turns black due to suffering she would learn to appreciate good things.

This I have seen.
Science/Technology › Re: Earth Receives Signal From Galaxy 9 Billion Light Years Away ( Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:52pm On Jan 28, 2023
Rhapsody97:
Your monicker says it all

Non of your prophesies have come to pass till date

You will be among those that will fight the amaggadon battle

This I have seen cheesy
You have not been following my prophecies, many have come to pass and many more are on the verge of coming to pass. Behold, the world shall end in this our generation.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Pictures And Video From Tinubu Presidential Rally In Zamfara State by FalseProphet1(m):
Wedding reception.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: How Much Does POS Charge For Withdrawal In Your Area? by FalseProphet1(m):
They charge the regular amount for me because they know I'm a prophet and they know what I'm capable of doing if they try to exploit me.

This I have seen.
Science/Technology › Re: Earth Receives Signal From Galaxy 9 Billion Light Years Away ( Pics) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see the rapture happening in this our generation. Folks get ready.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Feel My Penis Size Is Small by FalseProphet1(m): 3:40pm On Jan 28, 2023
Prince22797:
I don't why is that whenever I look at my penis it's looks small compare to others
..... I don't know if thats how it feels for other male gender
Come to my spiritual center with a goat for prayers, the reason I'm requesting for goat is because I see better when I eat goat pepper soup. I'll pray for you and your penis would increase.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Naja'atu And Bindo Joins The Atiku Trip To Kebbi State PDP Rally (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:44pm On Jan 28, 2023
I see Tinubu loosing miserably in the north.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:43pm On Jan 28, 2023
Real men just do one round and sleep but these jobless guys will hit it all night as if they are releasing their poverty.🙄🙄
Politics › Re: Peter Obi & Datti Arrive Borno State For Presidential Campaign Rally (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m):
Our incoming president.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi & Datti Hold Town Hall Meeting With Borno State Students (Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:37pm On Jan 28, 2023
Bronu State is in the bag for Peter Obi.

This I have seen.

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