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That number would be 152 million if APC wins next month's election.

This I have seen.

ebubeson:
A former friend of mine told me long time ago, how a guy slept with his former babe when she came to drop wedding invitation card.

If you like, keep enjoying yourselves and keep enjoying your cheating. It is a free world...

I've done this before she was my ex and we dated for about 2 years. Just that in my own case she didn't come to give me wedding IV. She came to do customized bottle water for her wedding. So she called me to tell me if so know anything about it, I told her I don't, and she was like she's in my neighborhood she'll stop by at my place so we can talk more. So she came, and we had sex.

We even had more sex even until 3 days to her wedding cos the pure water company she was doing the customized bottle water wasn't far from my house, so whenever she goes there, she'll branch at my place for a quickie.

Women sha.

The number of votes APC would get next month would determine the number of sane people we have in Nigeria.

This I have seen.

Our incoming vice president.

This I have seen.

Nigerians if you don't vote wisely next month, and APC comes back into power, this yam would be sold for 30k.

This I have seen.

Congrats to her.

I see myself becoming a Bishop before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

Fear not folks, the deadline would be extended.

This I have seen.

Just get a new job cos this one you're currently doing is slavery.

This I have seen.

Rip to them

I see Peter Obi winning next month's election.

This I have seen.

I prophesied this last year, that the only Zone Tinubu can boast of is the SW, and even that SW he won't even get bloc votes there sef.

I don't know who was deceiving him that he'll inherit Buhari's 12 million northern votes that he had to sideline Christians.

Anyways next month's election would retire him permanently from the Nigeria political space.

This I have seen.

Most Nigerians are violent and ready to shead blood over the slightest provocation. This was not so in the past. Poverty, depression, hunger... etc, has made us Wilder than wild animals.

Nigerians vote wisely next month for Peter Obi, or else we would be worse than this.

This I have seen.

lalalista:
I was walking barefooted on a grassy and wet land alongside 2 ladies that had feet challenge. One was hopping while the other one was limping. I was walking so swift and easy on barefoot and looking at my toes, they were so beautiful and fresh. Please what type of dream is this?

It means that you'll become a member of the celestial church very soon. The grassy and wet land was a training cos we're already entering rainy season, and since there is no fuel, you'll have to treek long distance on bare foot anytime you come to church.

This I have seen.

Nigerians if you allow tribalism and religion blind you and elect Tinubu, Buhari would be seen as a Messiah. Let him that hath an ear hear what the spirit is saying.

This I have seen.

Kudos to them. We need the church to speak up like this group more often.

This I have seen.

Nigerian girls are naturally greedy. I'm not surprised.

This I have seen.

500k is fairly ok.

This I have seen.

Yes it's fake.

This I have seen.

Simon Ekpa would be arrested before next month's election.

This I have seen.

Ahhhhhh!

The dark forces have marked you for destruction. But you can scatter their plans.

Wake up by 12am light a candle or atukpa and go to the junction of your street. Be Stark nàked and shout mo ti de ooooooo 21 times.

Turn to your right and repeat the same process, turn to your left as well until you've covered the 4 corners a man.

Then shout emi ooooo 21 times.

Shout ino oooooo 21 times

Shout yeparipa ooooo 21 times

Make sure you don't have an erection while doing this cos everything would scatter.

After you're done, use the nàked flame to burn the scratch on your hand and you would be free.

This I have seen.

The average Nigerian man can pay 20m naira to a worthless hoe just to get her attention. I'm not surprised with this news, cos most Nigerian men are sex starved.

This I have seen.

Kachiopie:
I want to settle down but it's hard to see a serious guy out here,it's only married men that always show up when they're not even needed self
Please I need your advice

Put your pic on your profile. If you're good looking, you'll have a trailer load of suitors to choose from.

This I have seen.

The resign and give it to someone who has the required experience.

This I have seen.

Magnoliaa:
FalseProphet1, abeg, shey you any other spiritualist or exorcist for this NL? 😅😅😅

Our short, smelly and dirty dwarfish Mr. Cork here claims his mom is a tormented prostitute, and that was why he had a disturbed and broken childhood.

Reason for his nuisance behaviour on NL. 😔😪

Poor thing 💔.

You would have to bring him to my spiritual center along with one big cow. I would have requested for a goat, but things are hard, so bring cow and come.

I see labour party winning next year's election.

This I have seen.

Demon! Be gone

if your wife is good in bed, my brother that's not good news she has trained for a long time under different coaches .

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

If it was in Nigeria, DSS would shut down the news station that filmed the president without seat belt. The owner would be abducted without trial and fined heavily.

We have a long way to go in this our so called democracy.

This I have seen.

I see soludo governing Anambra state for just one term.

This I have seen.

I would have said I should add Palm wine tapping to my prophetic ministry to boost my income. But that tree scares me. I don't want to be climbing with my Bell then fall and break my precious waist.

Let me continue with my prophetic ministry biko.

This I have seen.