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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:04am On Jan 09, 2023
I wonder how those owing Lazarus felt when Jesus raised him from the grave. grin
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:04am On Jan 09, 2023
Sweetplum:
You ll end up dating dating what you n your types complain about. Weak man!
You would end up being single for the rest of your life.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:03am On Jan 09, 2023
ibkayee:
I’m sure the message was ‘hi bby’
Read what I wrote
Romance › Re: My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 8:02am On Jan 09, 2023
1Sharon:
Saying "hello" only? No wonder you keep being ignored. You barely made any effort.
Read what I wrote
Romance › My 2023 Message For Nairaland Guys. by FalseProphet1(op): 6:40pm On Jan 08, 2023
Listen fellow men!

If she ignores your inbox message twice, don't write her again. There's a difference between being persistent and being foolish. And don't insult her for ignoring you. That's what makes you a man.

Many times, she didn't ignore you really. Rather, she just didn't find you attractive enough. Many times, the more you persist, the lesser she values you. If you really value yourself, you won't let any woman take you for a ride.

There are many ladies on social media who aren't mature enough. Once you "toast" them, they will keep the text for the appointed time when they can always use it to insult you. So, keep it simple and direct. Say hello to her. If she ignores you, you may just go a little further. And if she continues to ignore you, japa.

How I wish men are listening!!

Now, after all said and done, go and Chase money instead of chasing women. When you live comfortably, women will find you.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 6:37pm On Jan 08, 2023
Deciceco01:
Amen, thank you man of God, but I have a feeling about calling into the ministry is there any message from God about that?
Every child of God is automatically called into the great commission. However you choose to escalate yours is up to you.
Food › Re: The Small Barbeque Fish I Bought Last Night For 5 Thousand Naira. by FalseProphet1(m): 5:41pm On Jan 07, 2023
I used to get that fish N700. What's happening in Nigeria. Anyways vote for Peter Obi for a better Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Datti Ahmed & Aisha Yesufu At Osun State LP Rally by FalseProphet1(m): 5:38pm On Jan 07, 2023
Osun state is in the bag for Peter Obi.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Makes You Think You Are Weird? by FalseProphet1(m):
I have the ability to see into the spiritual realm, this alone makes me special.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Hardworking Teen Loses Her $37,000 Life Savings To A Scam - Photos by FalseProphet1(m): 5:17pm On Jan 07, 2023
Poor girl. She would be fine.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: RMD Shares Photos With His Son, Oghenetega by FalseProphet1(m): 5:10pm On Jan 07, 2023
Wao never knew he was an animal. Anyways thanks to him for revealing this secrete to us.

I see him revealing more secretes about his animalistic nature.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 9:43pm On Jan 06, 2023
Deciceco01:
Prophet please can you tell me what I will be in the future? Please help a brother!
2023 would be your year of divine settlement. I see God settling you this year for all your efforts in the past years.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:36pm On Jan 06, 2023
In Nigeria, wedding gown has enough material to cover the ground, but not enough to cover the breast why? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Porn Star Afrocandy Shares Throwback Photos Of When She Was A 'Good Wife' by FalseProphet1(m): 12:00pm On Jan 06, 2023
One of the worst porn actress I've come across, but I stopped watching porn when I decided to focus on my calling.

I do have strong erections tho, especially when I'm conducting deliverance for all those ladies with big nyash, but I use to hold myself sha and pray.

It's not easy to be a Prophet cos Nigerian women would tempt you to the extent that your díck would start keep malice with you for starving him of sweet moist vaginā.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Afe Babalola: Obi Best Qualified To Lead Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 11:47am On Jan 06, 2023
No well educated yourba man or woman who has been listening to Tinubu's distorted speeches since last year till now, and means well for Nigeria would come out openly and endorse him.

This baba isn't medically healthy. Most of those canvassing support for him are agberos, and paid online goons who don't care about what he says provided they're receiving their stipends, they're ok.

February elections would shock so many people, I see Tinubu struggling to secure votes in the south west, I see him loosing miserably in the north, south and east, I see Peter Obi winning next months election.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Bet9ja Agents Lament ‘unprofitable’ New Target Policy by FalseProphet1(m):
I see bet9ja going fully online, I see their shops closing very soon.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Hit-And-Run Driver Injures Policeman In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by FalseProphet1(m):
I have no prophecy on this matter... kindly bear with me.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: My Neighbor Has The Weirdest Marriage Ever by FalseProphet1(m):
The hardest part of business is minding your own business.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Orders Ceasefire In Ukraine by FalseProphet1(m):
I see this war ending before June this year.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: 18 Passengers Burnt As Bus Collides With Trailer In Bauchi by FalseProphet1(m):
Rip to the dead...2023 shall not be our end in Jesus name.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: OBI Campaign Pictures From Ekiti State. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:05pm On Jan 05, 2023
Ekiti state is in the bag for Peter Obi.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: G-5 Governors Storm Oyo For Makinde’s Re-Election (Photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:00pm On Jan 05, 2023
Why are they still putting on PDP customized clothes? shocked
Romance › Re: What Do Men Value In Women Aside Sex by FalseProphet1(m): 10:01am On Jan 05, 2023
Why do women kneel down to feed their husband during wedding reception but will never do at home after wedding...

Hypocrisy, this is what men don't like. Every man wants a woman what would be honest, loving and real, not someone pretending to be what's she's not.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: For Those Who Can't Speak Their Native Language, Learn. E Get Why. by FalseProphet1(m): 8:30am On Jan 05, 2023
Truvelisback:
Why do u ask?
I just want to confirm that you're Igbo. Cos most Igbos who grew up outside Igbo land don't know how to speak Igbo language.
Family › Re: I Want To Adopt A Child by FalseProphet1(m): 11:14pm On Jan 04, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
Come and adopt me. I'm still a baby. tongue
Come let me adopt you... wink
Family › Re: For Those Who Can't Speak Their Native Language, Learn. E Get Why. by FalseProphet1(m): 10:56pm On Jan 04, 2023
ImaIma1:
Si I should leave my work and family and go and live in the village because I want to learn my language.
Yes because I see a violent uprising happening in Nigeria and that work would no longer be relevant but you language would.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: For Those Who Can't Speak Their Native Language, Learn. E Get Why. by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55pm On Jan 04, 2023
Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. If u can't speak ur native language, learn and speak. E get. I lost my native tongue while i was in lagos. When i travelled to my village, it was then i knew the importance of speaking it. I stayed there for like 6yrs b4 my native tongue was restored. I speak my native tongue well but not too well.
For those who have lost theirs, this is what u need to do:
1. Always visit ur village and spent sometime there.
2. Always communicate with ur kids in ur language.
3. Always learn, listen, and practice ur native language.
4. Always stay around ur native speakers. However, don't joke with No1 and 2.
Where are you from?
Romance › Re: Let This End The Talk About 'Men Must Be Virgins Before Wanting A Virgin Woman ' by FalseProphet1(m): 9:34pm On Jan 04, 2023
There is no such thing as a virgin male. What makes a woman a virgin is the presence of the hymen on her vaginā which isn't present in males.

Besides God created males to be polygamous, that's why he never frowned at a man having multiple wives, because his command was that man should populate the earth by any means necessary.

Stop displaying your ignorance on a public forum. If a girl isn't a virgin she's worthless. Immorality has made us accept hoes as normal women.
Romance › Re: What Are The Songs You Can't Get Enough Of? by FalseProphet1(m):
As a prophet, I only listen to songs that would glorify God. Thank you.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Pictures And Videos Of Daniel Amokachi In An APC Branded Rolls Royce by FalseProphet1(m): 7:44pm On Jan 04, 2023
Amokachi is entitled to just one vote, urchins should know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

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