Politics › Re: Obi: No Aspirant Can Save Nigeria via The 1999 Constitution - Afe Babalola by FalseProphet1(m): 5:53pm On Jan 04, 2023*. Modified: 6:31pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
Peter Obi would win and Nigeria would change for the best.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Govt To Leave N77 Trn Debt For Incoming Administration - DMO by FalseProphet1(m): 5:52pm On Jan 04, 2023*. Modified: 6:38pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
And some Nigerians who can't afford 2 meals in a day, are still struggling to vote APC again next month.
Truly most Nigerians are addicted to suffering.
This I have seen |
Celebrities › Re: Olamide's Babymama, Maria Okan Wears Bikini For The First Time In Public (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:24pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
She's publicly advertising her goods, once a girl does this it means she's open to new customers.
I see them breaking up in the coming months.
This I have seen. |
Sports › Re: Messi Receives A Guard Of Honour & Award From PSG Teammates, Staff by FalseProphet1(m): 3:59pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
Mbappe would not be among the welcome party.
This I have seen. |
Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Breaks Silence After Her Ex-Fiancé Began Leaking Her Nude Videos by FalseProphet1(m): 12:11pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
I see Nairaland perverts hungrily asking for the videos.
This I have seen. |
Celebrities › Re: Meek Mill "Warned" To Hold His Phone Well After He Said He Is Coming To Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 11:49am On Jan 04, 2023 |
pocohantas: Lies. What is Meek Mill? Warned by who? Nigeria has hosted many celebrities, including the one with botched nyash. At no point have we mobbed any or stolen their phones.
The only exception has to be 50Cent that Eedris helped us put in place. I have lost my phone at a Pentecostal church I was invited to minister, there were many miracles and people trooped to touch me and I lost my phone and wallet. I finished the program very late and the host pastor promised to send my honorarium via bank transfer so I had to find my way home. When I got to the bus stop, I discovered that my wallet and phones were gone, and it started raining heavily. I nearly died that day. This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pics. Could This Be Love? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:42am On Jan 04, 2023 |
Truvelisback: Does that lady look like a kid to u? You failed to understand where I'm coming from |
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pics. Could This Be Love? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:37am On Jan 04, 2023 |
That man is a pedophile.
This I have seen |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:51am On Jan 04, 2023 |
Letter B is the main problem of our coutry. Boko haram, bestie, blue film, bb9ja, bet9ja, buhari, bleaching cream, and bulaaa blaaa |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:13am On Jan 04, 2023 |
When you finally find The right woman. Please don't look at her bumbum. Dem no dey get yansh. |
Travel › Re: LASTMA Officer Spotted Dancing While Controlling Traffic (Video, Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:13am On Jan 04, 2023 |
That LATMA official is highly intoxicated. Know this and have peace.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: 3 Persons Killed By Unidentified Persons At Unizik Gate, Awka (Pics, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:49pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
2023 isn't business as usual, if you live by the sword, you'll die by the sword.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Please How Much Is Fuel Sold In Your Area by FalseProphet1(m): 7:40pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
As a prophet I don't buy fuel, it's being supplied to me by my rich congregation. But with Peter Obi's victory next month, I see fuel coming down to N85 per liter.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: Ike Okolo, President-General Of Obosi Shot Dead (Graphic Pics, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:03pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
Chaos and anarchy looms in this country, flee (Japa)I pray thee if thou has the means to for this bloodshed is just the beginning.
This I have seen. |
Music/Radio › Re: Ailly Omojehova Drops Another Praise Jam Ep 4 by FalseProphet1(m): 4:53pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
Good jams, I see her performing at the experience of this year.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:53pm On Jan 02, 2023 |
Ladies can swim with pant and bra in public pools, but you can't enter their rooms when they are on pant and bra why? |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2023*. Modified: 2:54pm On Sep 14, 2023 |
Joebayo217: We need new year vibes FalseProphet1 abeg There is nothing special about 2023. It's The same days, weeks and months...If you no hustle, you go still suffer. This I have seen |
Romance › Re: How Did You Spend Ur Turn Over Night by FalseProphet1(m): 4:10am On Jan 01, 2023*. Modified: 4:14pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
In church doing the work of God. |
Nairaland General › Re: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:39pm On Dec 31, 2022*. Modified: 4:15pm On Jan 04, 2023 |
Yes....but that would be a story for another day.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: I Need Your Advice Please by FalseProphet1(m): 6:13pm On Dec 31, 2022 |
BonPatrick: Please I need your advice, my girlfriend is acting unusual recently, I do all the calling and chatting she never get interested to call or reply me anymore, this woman I'm talking about has a child for me she met me when things where good unfortunately things change I have been jobless for two years now we both have suffered together to raise our child but her sudden change is what I don't understand recently. I call her to know what's going on she said to me that can I see the handwriting on the wall, she said this repeatedly. Please my people I'm doing everything possible to have financial life because I don't want to miss this woman I really love her. Oh brethren, thine woman has found warmth in the arms of another man, her breasts has been suckled, and her vaginā bruised. The seed of the man has been planted into her womb, she bare his child, if thou remainest with her, thou shalt train the offspring of another. Flee I pray thee, flee for thine sanity. This I have seen |
Romance › Re: Symptoms: I Will Do HIV Test by FalseProphet1(m): 10:54am On Dec 31, 2022 |
Your destiny is inside an earthen pot, and there's a large serpent in the pot making sure that you're not delivered.
You would need serious deliverance. I would recommend you come to my spiritual center. Your deliverance would start with 36 lashes of cane to chase out the dwarf demons from your body, then other procedures would commence.
And I can assure you that you would be free once it's over. No more bet9ja, no more masturbation, no more olosho... etc.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: 10 Political Blunders Made By Nigerian Presidential Candidates In 2022 - SR by FalseProphet1(m): 9:56am On Dec 31, 2022*. Modified: 10:18am On Dec 31, 2022 |
I knew Tinubu would be topping the table.
The reason why Nigerians are warming up to vote him is because they love suffering.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Equity Demands Presidency Goes To North In PDP – Senator Ekpenyong by FalseProphet1(m): 9:55am On Dec 31, 2022*. Modified: 11:08am On Dec 31, 2022 |
Southerners are the dumbest people on this planet.
This I have seen. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Will Be Your Prayer Points If You Attend Ur Church's Cross-over Service? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:55am On Dec 31, 2022 |
1. Fruitful Marriage.
2. Money.
3. More power.
4. American visa
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: Why Some People Are Against Me by FalseProphet1(m): 7:26am On Dec 31, 2022*. Modified: 10:05am On Dec 31, 2022 |
I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 10:28pm On Dec 30, 2022 |
Demonicus: That awkward moment when Op's moniker says "False prophet" but he wants us to believe anything that he post.  Be not deceived O brethren! This moniker has nothing to do with the Revelations I share here on a daily basis. This I have seen. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should The Boss Inform His Staff Of A Potential Sale? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:18pm On Dec 30, 2022*. Modified: 12:40pm On Dec 30, 2022 |
Nope he has no business telling them. It's his company and can do whatever he wants with it.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:00am On Dec 30, 2022 |
Why do women kneel down to feed their husband during wedding reception but will never do at home after wedding...  |
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 8:54am On Dec 30, 2022 |
dontrulee: And here is the interpretation of your dream o false prophet!
The demons ye saw in your dreams are "negative influences"
The dance ye saw in your dream represented "freedom"
Many girls that were brought up by strict parents become wayward when in the higher institution because of negative influences and the false sense of freedom. The dance and the sex is an initiation, nobody needs to teach anybody because it's all within us. The whole scenario looks or appear demonic before you because, the sex was done at the wrong time and anything done at the wrong time becomes ugly and useless!
Unfortunately, there is little or nothing you can do about it, it has been happening before you're born, it is currently happening now and it will continue to happen even after you've left the world. So, rest and teach as many as you can the right path.  Dear friend, this isn't the interpretation of the dream. The spirit gave me the interpretation as stated in my narrative. This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 8:53am On Dec 30, 2022 |
immanuelsize: why do you always see small demons in your dream? They're the demons responsible for chaos. |
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 12:59am On Dec 30, 2022 |
HeartlessMan: OP lie say your prick no stand for dat dream. This isn't a joking matter. It was very real. |
Romance › Re: The Dream I Had Today... by FalseProphet1(op): 12:58am On Dec 30, 2022 |
Starboytwo: Strong dream my man. May God help us. Amen |