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Politics › Re: INEC Clears 93.5m Voters For 2023: Full Transcript Of Mahmoud Yakubu's Speech by FalseProphet1(m): 1:40pm On Oct 26, 2022
I see Peter Obi getting 50milliom votes out of the 93million.

This I have seen.
Pets › Re: This Pussycat Was Killed By My Electric Transformer by FalseProphet1(m):
That's no cat is was a witch returning back from meeting but the fire of the Lord struck it dead. You should sow a seed of Thanksgiving.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Bamise: How Lagos BRT Driver Raped Female Passengers – Witness by FalseProphet1(m): 10:47am On Oct 26, 2022
I see that useless rapíst dying in detention.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Sends Fathers Who Don't Pay Child Support To Fight In Ukraine War by FalseProphet1(m): 9:21am On Oct 26, 2022
I see males reducing drastically in Russia, I see women begging man from other parts of the world to come and marry men. I see Nigerian men trooping to Russia in their thousands, I see Nigerian girls unable to find husbands.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Pictures From Osogbo Tinubu/Shettima Walk And Rally by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Tinubu loosing miserably next year.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Difference Between Peter Obi And Tinubu. by FalseProphet1(m): 5:47pm On Oct 25, 2022
I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: The Aftermath Of DNA Test: My First Child Is Not Mine by FalseProphet1(m): 5:24pm On Oct 25, 2022
Women are the only creatures on this planet who can kneel down, cry their eyes out and still be lying to you. Know this and know peace.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Adidas Terminates Partnership With Kanye West by FalseProphet1(m):
I see kyane west and Kim kadashan coming back together.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Have I Done To My Self Advice Needed by FalseProphet1(m): 3:41pm On Oct 25, 2022
You have been rewarded with a wife material why are you complaining. Don't struggle with destiny, for she is thine wife oh son of zerubabel. You can start preparing for your wedding ceremony and be sure to send us an invitation.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Begins Campaign In Nasarawa This Saturday by FalseProphet1(m): 2:51pm On Oct 25, 2022
I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Kashimbilla Hydroelectric Dam In Taraba Awaits Commissioning (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:46pm On Oct 25, 2022
Power generation has dropped, it was great around August and part of September, but now, since Sunday we haven't seen light in my area.

Nigeria is truly a shit hole.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Nigeria man sent his gf to deliver in USA she ended up... by FalseProphet1(m): 8:34pm On Oct 24, 2022
FelixTerungwaDa:
Falseprophet1 come and tell us what you see grin
I see her getting pregnant before this year runs out.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Pos Transaction Problem by FalseProphet1(m):
By 2023 there won't be banks in Nigeria cos our useless banks are overwhelmed by the rate of technology in the banking sector. I see Nigerian banks dying off very soon.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:22am On Oct 24, 2022
1. I have a dig bick

2. You that read wrong

3. You read that wrong too

4. You checked

5. You smiled

7. You are wandering why you are still reading this

8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)

10. But did you see that I skipped 6?

10. You checked

11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9

12. I said "saw you" not you saw

13. I also skipped 2

14. You got tricked

15. I'm just wasting your time. grin
Politics › Re: Difference Between Peter Obi And Tinubu. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:33am On Oct 24, 2022
I see Peter Obi winning next year's election, I see Tinubu coming a distance 3rd.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Benard Ifeanyi: Ebonyi People In Diaspora Condemn Attack On APGA Guber Candidate by FalseProphet1(m): 6:29am On Oct 24, 2022
I see Umhai becoming politically irrelevant after 2023.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: As a Christian How Will You Handle This by FalseProphet1(m):
Go for spiritual cleansing and you would be fine.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:18pm On Oct 23, 2022
When a man says he loves his wife, it means he's willing to go extra mile for her & the kids.

When she say she "loves" him it's because he has knacked well, given her money & giving her hope.

Don't expect any wife to tell you she "loves" you when you keep failing her.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:11pm On Oct 23, 2022
Sex for money is the only thing in this world that works in reverse direction. Na the man knack, na him taya na him go still pay! No be who work dem dey pay? I wonder what the first man that invented this business was thinking.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:14pm On Oct 23, 2022
Most women hardly apologize, they wil explain until you become guilty...Sis learn to apologize when necessary.
Politics › Re: How Many Of These Promises APC Made In 2015 To Nigerians Were Fulfilled? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:56am On Oct 23, 2022
Yet the same Nigerians are dying to elect them back into office.

Talk about slaves that love their chains.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Governor Diri Duoye & Victims Of Flood Disaster In Bayelsa by FalseProphet1(m): 8:12pm On Oct 22, 2022
Our incoming president.

This I have seen.
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Marries For The 7th Time - His 4th Marriage In 2 Months (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:22am On Oct 21, 2022
I see him breaking King Solomon's record before his time on Earth elapses.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: Lady Wins Pounded Yam Eating Competition In Ekiti (Photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
Only a Nigerian girl can win this kind of competition.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: There Is No Party That Does Not Hire Crowds For Rallies – Samuel Yohanna by FalseProphet1(m): 10:25am On Oct 20, 2022
I see more confessions from APC as the day goes by.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Groom Abandons Bride On Wedding Day After Discovering She Already Has 4 Kids by FalseProphet1(m): 7:19pm On Oct 19, 2022
That man needs deliverance....how would you date a woman with 4 kids and you wouldn't know. Her pússy would be slacked and very wide, her breasts would have fallen, stretch marks would be all over her tummy, laps...etc.

Like I said that man needs deliverance.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Declares Martial Law In 4 Annexed Regions Of Ukraine by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Putin being assassinated before the end of this year.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: Mackerel: How Do I Identify Original From This Fish? by FalseProphet1(m):
You're not hungry. When severe hunger hits you, you would eat it and stop asking questions.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Para Athletes Protest For Not Being Invited For Sports Festival by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigerians and violence are Siamese twins.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's The Best Approach To Fire This Type Of Worker? by FalseProphet1(m):
Dear sir you are hereby retired for personal reasons.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Certified Donatus: Bashir El-rufai Mocks Wike by FalseProphet1(m):
I see wike becoming politically irrelevant after 2023.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: What Thing Makes You Feel Ashamed Any Time You Remember It? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:42pm On Oct 18, 2022
doggedfighter:
You took this out of my mouth.


I have been laughing at the way he's been probing the girl.


Our prophet and gossip grin
undecided

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