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Jeon:
Hi
Bimbe

Hello I have a prophecy for you. And it's a private matter, it's not to be shared with any 3rd party save for you and you only. Send me a DM and I shall tell thee thine future.

This I have seen.

GAZZUZZ:
I didn't upload a price pls find me on whatsapp.

I've buzzed you on WhatsApp

GAZZUZZ:
36 or 28 are the sizes I am used to

This means you have it...how much last are you selling it? The 36 inches

GAZZUZZ:
Bathroom mirror thingy

₦2k (replace front mirror)

Do you have led TV 35 inches for sale...I need it like urgently?

My location is Lagos

I see the wicked father dying in jail.

This I have seen.

There would be elections next year and I see Peter Obi winning.

This I have seen.

Girls always choose to love the bad guy over a good guy because they want something Trill, something fun, something to chase…girls always ask for a better man but they love to be loved by a worse man.

Ilamina:
You don't get to watch , brad pitt on tv

And watch chris Evans

Or watch one tree hill

Send me a DM you need spiritual cleansing from the bondage of the dark forces. Once I bath you with salt by 12midnight by the river all those demons troubling you would be banished forever and you'll regain your freedom.

This I have seen.

The major reason why people divorce is not because of violence or infidelity. It's because of freedom. People want to have extra ordinary freedom to do anything and "marriage" clamps that down

I have no prophecy concerning this matter. Thanks for your understanding.

This I have seen.

If Your Brother Is Married And Still Take Care Of You And Your Parents, RESPECT HIS WIFE.
SHE IS A GOOD WOMAN.

When you get pregnant out of wedlock and your boyfriend runs away, that's when you'll realize that sex before marriage isn't love.

Making yourself too available for people sometimes bring insult and disrespect. Maintain distance.

Bolsman:
Mehn! That was early day when Yahoo Messenger was the only chatting means then. "Hi" "ASL" Age, Sex and Location. followed it ASAP e don tey

Exactly...those days I used to go to cyber cafe to browse. Then log into Yahoo messenger romance rooms to chat with people. I'll tell them hi ASL please.

How time flies you must be really old.

boxer022:
Very true, it was more popular on 2go that year

Not 2go Yahoo messenger.

ASL...

If you've never heard or seen that acronym in your entire life when chatting with someone, kneel down when talking to me.

This I have seen.

mariahAngel:
Ashi!

Ada!

I see a nuclear war taking place, I see a third of the world's population being destroyed, I see most of the earth destroyed, I see the survivors repopulating the earth like in the days of Noah.

This I have seen

Before you invest so much on that lady because you wanna impress her, make sure your mom’s best wear is not wrapper and Adieu Papa polo.

Africa is a shit hole. Donald Trump.

This I have seen.

Very true. LP is richer than APC and PDP combined.

This I have seen.

Thank God that everyone here on Nairaland can bear me witness that all the prophecies I've given so far have all come to pass.

Tho I have seen.

In 2 years time, the name portable would be as forgotten as the man who designed the Nigerian flag.

This I have seen.

Our incoming president and vice president.

This I have seen.

That dog is richer than over 85% of the average Nigerian. This is what Buhari and APC has reduced Nigerians to. Vote for Peter Obi for a better Nigeria.

This I have seen.

I've eaten toad. It was raining that night and some of my friends caught it, killed it and prepared it. I ate one of the legs and it was so delicious. I'm hoping to eat more soon.

This I have seen

As a prophet I will donate 3 bells for rallies. The bells would be rung at all our rallies to chase away evil spirits who want to attach themselves to us.

This I have seen.

Very soon there won't be men left in Nigeria cos women would have finished murdering them all.

This I have seen.

I see him experiencing more farts in the coming days this time from white girls.

This I have seen.

I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.

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