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CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio And Camila Morrone Split After 4 Years by Farfalla(f): 7:54am On Sep 02, 2022
Ishilove:
Jeez. I know women that just gave birth steam their vagina to hasten up healing of tears and sore muscles, but steaming for detoxification? Seriously? huh Does Will's member contain dangerous toxins and free radicals??

Hian. What won't we read on the internet undecided
Yes they do, but it's more of a 'traditional' recommendation. Some even suggest ice cubes.
However, medical practitioners recommend saline water instead of those "draconian" techniques to help heal post-birth stitches.
CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio And Camila Morrone Split After 4 Years by Farfalla(f): 7:41am On Sep 02, 2022
GloriousGbola:
will just left correct babe to enter into someone feenin for studio gangsta 2pac
Did he really? In one of his many jabberings he mentioned that his first wife served him breakfast on Valentine's Day.

the only guy from her before wey no blow - allen payne - and i still think it was will smith that scattered the guys career because of those STEAMY scenes in jasons lyric - maybe thats when she started steaming tongue
grin grin
I don't think Will's cuckolded self would have a problem with those steamy scenes. I wouldn't be shocked if he gets turned on by them sef.

On another note, Hollywood should stop producing movies with those passionate love scenes. They give young girls the wrong impressions about love-making. They create very unrealistic expectations. The reality is that most women experience sex without sweet words and forėplay, erectile dysfunction mata, clumsy sex, 'insert USB flash drive' type of sex, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am type of sex with a foöl who will keep yammering till eternity that you both enjoyed it.

So much for Jason's Lyric. grin
CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio And Camila Morrone Split After 4 Years by Farfalla(f): 6:21pm On Sep 01, 2022
Ishilove:
Is there anything like vagina steaming?
Jada apparently does it to "detox" her coochie.

I don't think it's medically recommended though.
CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio And Camila Morrone Split After 4 Years by Farfalla(f): 6:08pm On Sep 01, 2022
GloriousGbola:
gotta love oyibos - data to back it all up
Imagine that data on PowerPoint. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio And Camila Morrone Split After 4 Years by Farfalla(f): 10:39am On Sep 01, 2022
bukatyne:
I am sure he is searching for a 20yr old that fits soon.

Beht with all this trend analysis, younger girls still date him & give their youth to him?

His selling point must be on point!
I imagine it's because he's rich and famous? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio And Camila Morrone Split After 4 Years by Farfalla(f): 10:21am On Sep 01, 2022
nenyewrites:
In keeping secrets and bearing it all, yes.
Jada the compulsive talker? The one who can't stop talking about herself and her family at any given opportunity? That same Jada? The same attention-seeking Jada who thinks the world revolves around her, her husband and her private parts?

Jada isn't secretive about anything. She'll screw a 12-year old boy and talk about it on live TV. And that's when she's not steaming her vagïna on that same live show.
FamilyRe: Stop Having Sex In The Presence Of Your Kids — Lady Advises Nigerian Parents by Farfalla(f): 9:21pm On Aug 31, 2022
Weirdcamila:
Easier said than done , when I was little I knew when my parents were having sex although they tried to keep it away from me . We didn’t really share a room too but I always get to know .
How old were you? cheesy
FamilyRe: Kenyan Man Detonates 5 Petrol Bombs In His House After Accusing Wife Of Cheating by Farfalla(f): 5:42pm On Aug 31, 2022
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Kenya with the weirdest news always.
sleeping in her house at BLACK DEVIL VILLAGE.

The name of the village sef... why bad things no go dey happen there. grin grin
Big, fat lie.
CelebritiesRe: Leonardo Dicaprio And Camila Morrone Split After 4 Years by Farfalla(f): 5:36pm On Aug 31, 2022
nenyewrites:
Bey is an African woman, bearing it all. She's like Jada Pinkett.
Bey is like Jada Pinkett? huh

RomanceRe: Does it make sense to go on dates as a Nigerian man by Farfalla(f): 8:11pm On Aug 30, 2022
chariisGRACE:
These ho*s ain't loyal. They don't love anymore like they used to do.
I wonder why. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Farfalla(f): 6:37pm On Aug 30, 2022
folake4u:
Poco.hantas made mention of braids yesterday and somehow I stumbled on this thread on Twitter today.

https://twitter.com/Dlaureate/status/1564326943088074752?t=bj76Arzm27HOH1obNVyKNw&s=19

Are trenches braids of 5k better than 25k braids? Do you like paying 25k for braids just for the comfort/ AC enjoyment etc?

Ladies,I need your answer.

Share your experiences with us.
Well, whenever I opt to do braids, I prefer to have the braider come over to my place. The particular lady that does my braids is extremely neat. I met her through my SIL.

Of course I don't pay her the 'trenches' rates (commonly known as salun ya mtaa in my country), neither do I pay her the ajebutter rates, but I give her enough to motivate her to leave the trenches and come over to my place. smiley
FoodRe: "I Love Your Culture But..." - British Lady To Her Nigerian Hubby (vid) by Farfalla(f): 5:16pm On Aug 30, 2022
GloriousGbola:
Pocohantas right now cheesy
I was thinking the same thing! grin
RomanceRe: Should A Woman Be Bothered About Not Being Good In Bed? by Farfalla(f): 7:02pm On Aug 27, 2022
folake4u:
Ehen. I'm glad you're taking notes.
She should be able to whine her waist her waist like Shakira and twerk her a$$ the Jane Mena way.
In summary, be a Godfearing Cardi B. cool
Na so. cool
RomanceRe: Should A Woman Be Bothered About Not Being Good In Bed? by Farfalla(f): 6:05pm On Aug 27, 2022
folake4u:
Lmao. grin grin grin

She should be able to do snake in the monkey shadow style also.
***Takes note of this new sex style to add to my collection. grin cool

EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f): 5:58pm On Aug 27, 2022
folake4u:
Ah ah, all these questions.

Are you a virgin? What do you bring to the table? angry tongue
I AM the table Folake. wink
RomanceRe: Should A Woman Be Bothered About Not Being Good In Bed? by Farfalla(f): 2:08pm On Aug 27, 2022
folake4u:
I thought y'all are looking for virgins alone? Tchewww. undecided
Yes they want virgins, but these virgin girls should also be able to administer all sex styles, including headstand and hanging on chandeliers.

EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f): 1:59pm On Aug 27, 2022
GloriousGbola:
my bad, i don old and i am getting my wires crossed sad sad
No wahala. It happens even to me. smiley
EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f):
GloriousGbola:
the great thing is that all classical literature is in the public domain, so you can literally google and download the books in pdf or epub format without stealing them.
Or I'll walk into a bookshop and buy the actual books. I'm that conservative. cheesy

you can also reread the book with the greatest SIMP of all time, my man charles darnay who died so the husband of the chick who no gree for am could live. an even sorrier story than severus snape - who had to protect the son of the guy who bullied him and chanced him of the only woman he ever loved angry angry
A Tale of Two Cities. wink
I think Sidney Carton was the GSOAT (greatest SIMP of all time), while Darnay (the one who was to be initially executed) was the desired one?

The simp didn't die in vain though. The alpha/the chosen one and his "soulmate" named their son after him - Carton. Don't you just love these Victorian era love stories? grin grin
EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f): 12:32pm On Aug 27, 2022
GloriousGbola:
so er. . .

rather than do all these alpha males who are actually just outsourcing masculinity lord faqward style - come to the real deal. me too i am an XL [waist]

why die or get maimed for the chick [in a fight to the death (Sanchi)]. when you can pay someone to do the dying for you - modern capitalism yo!

when men are men and women are won by those who can send other to do the man's work

so leave that weakass king and come to where its at the logical man with the XXL tongue wink
grin grin grin

Leave me alone and check yourself into Yaba Left...!
EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f):
GloriousGbola:
Yeah I read somewhere the guy in the story (like most of us do) kept embellishing the details. Apparently one of the lions from it skull had some sort of advanced jaw infection so humans the weakest animals of all, where the only prey it could go after.

As to the masai, thats why I was quoting h rider haggard. His classic books feature er noble savage warriors from East and South Africa. Like umslopogaas of Jada the lily and Allan quatermain.
Yes, another theory was that there was a plague which greatly reduced the population of herbivorous animals hence the need for those lions to target sleeping humans.

As to the masai, thats why I was quoting h rider haggard. His classic books feature er noble savage warriors from East and South Africa. Like umslopogaas of Jada the lily and Allan quatermain.
I remember reading King Solomon's Mines and other Victorian literature works while in school. I should seriously look for these books and add them to my collection. smiley
EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f): 11:22am On Aug 27, 2022
GloriousGbola:
just say you watched idris elba in beasts tongue

so this is the path to your knickers cheesy cheesy
The path to my knickers is not a complicated one. A man just needs to;
1. Be an Idris Elba lookalike.
2. Have Dangote's money.
3. Strictly have no kids, but should accept my 3 kids (from 2 baby daddies) as his own.
4. Be a God-fearing atheist.
5. Bring a lot to the table - pick me up from Ajegunle and ferry me to Banana Island where it will be his responsibility to clean me up.
6. Have zero body count but be a stallion in bed.
7. Be over 6 ft tall.
8. Be a fitness enthusiast.
9. Have 3 degrees - in Actuarial Science, Aviation and Geospatial Engineering. (No social sciences nor pedagogy degrees allowed).
10. Be able to speak at least 3 European languages.
11. Lest I forget, he should be below 28 years of age.

See? I'm very practical. Very logical. grin

Speaking of Idris....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWDelupN9zw
EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f): 11:17am On Aug 27, 2022
GloriousGbola:
grin grin grin grin grin

obligatory trolling mode extended cheesy

just say you watched idris elba in beasts tongue

so this is the path to your knickers cheesy cheesy

i will just pay for a safari, get the experienced guides to corner the lion, maybe wound it small, and then i come in on my armoured car to finish it off. after which i pose with it forming hyper masculine man cheesy cheesy

there nothing masculine about these fellows going on paid safaris where the unwitting animal is cornered and they shoot them with high powered rifles. in this case oga is king so he gets the full service for free.

now if the king had done those the way they had done in the old days according to h rider haggards books ehen

oya look at peak val kilmer hunting lions
So in summary the Zulu king isn't the alpha mail he's portraying himself to be, eh? cheesy
A local Maasai man would use a spear or a cudgel... for real. No exaggeration.
About Val Kilmer, you do know the man eaters of Tsavo were maneless unlike those portrayed in the movie? If they were men they'd be beardless. grin

Seriously though, unless one's life is in danger, I do not support the killing of wild animals. Lions in particular are already an endangered species. Remember Cecil? cry
EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f): 7:47pm On Aug 26, 2022
GloriousGbola:
this your snack has confam dad bod

i looked wella for topless photo of the guy but i cant find

so you like em chunky boiz with the love handles for ridin' tongue
Lol! It has got nothing to do with the king's physique.

The jungle in me was kinda turned on by his act of killing a lion. Absolute virility right there! tongue

That show of dominance is an aphrodisiac in itself. tongue

Nairaland GeneralRe: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Farfalla(f): 7:51pm On Aug 25, 2022
Klass99:
How did any of you manage to pass your exams and graduate, when you cannot follow simple instructions? grin
Don't blame me. Blame my emotional/illogical nature. cheesy
FamilyRe: Earning 100k isn't too small to start a family In Nigeria) by Farfalla(f): 10:47am On Aug 25, 2022
pocohantas:
The matter dey always tire me. Now we all have to gather and convince them we can marry men with 20k sef. Else you are not virtuous, would be used for rituals, remain single until 50yrs or end up with an abusive rich man.

God abeg o!!!

See my man’s house attached. grin
You're wife material. wink
FamilyRe: Earning 100k isn't too small to start a family In Nigeria) by Farfalla(f): 10:27am On Aug 25, 2022
pocohantas:
Men would continue to marry these broke women. Logout and face reality or better still, allow these rich men speak. grin

Thank you!

RomanceRe: Shakira, 45, 'very Angry' After Ex Gerard Pique Went Public With New Girlfriend by Farfalla(f): 4:07pm On Aug 23, 2022
paradiseVirgin:
Before a girl breaks away from me.. I make sure I give her one last fvck woto woto.

Like I fvck her mercilessly grin

Then cum inside her and let her be.

If she like make she no go buy postinor take.
She go turn baby mama grin
Yay!
Science/TechnologyRe: World's Most Powerful Telescope Reveals Incredible New View Of Jupiter (Pics) by Farfalla(f): 3:49pm On Aug 23, 2022
This is beautiful. Just beautiful.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Pinkpill Roundtable Discussion by Farfalla(f):
Klass99:
So, if you are looking to improve your health and fitness, finances, IELTS scores or seeking scholarship and work opportunities, stay tuned for absolutely free online resources which have been immensely helpful to me over the years.
Thanks a lot Klass. cool

EducationRe: PICTURES: This Is South Africa's New Zulu King! by Farfalla(f): 8:36pm On Aug 22, 2022
TMKsouth:
Is South Africa's King a 'snack'? grin
He's doable. wink

FashionRe: Some Men Are No Longer Behaving And Dressing Like Men (Photos) by Farfalla(f): 7:56pm On Aug 22, 2022
Themainboy22:
The truth is that to be Alpha and maintaining masculinity is expensive and can be a lonely road to walk through.
How so? How is taking charge expensive?

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