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Celebrities › Re: Johnny Depp Defeats Amber Heard In Defamation Case (Video) by Farfalla(f): 5:18pm On Jun 02, 2022*

dominique:
The same feminists that supported Johnny Depp against Amber Heard? If you followed the trial you would have seen the massive support the public had for Depp including females and feminists. Apart from his superb legal team, his kindness and good character spoke for him through several witnesses which further cemented his victory. How many of you Alfa mails can boast of such character?

They just want to turn this into their usual women-bashing war, while ignorant of the fact that most women were supporting Depp.

Just the other day I signed a petition to remove Amber from Aquaman 2, a petition that was started by Jeanne Larson, a woman. Most of the signatories were women as well. The petition received over 4 million signatures. cheesy

Depp may not be a saint, but he deserved justice.

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Celebrities › Re: Johnny Depp Wins Defamation Case Against Amber Heard by Farfalla(f): 4:17pm On Jun 02, 2022

Good. She should pay him! grin

And Depp should also re-evaluate his taste in women. I hope he'll choose his next woman logically.

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Career › Re: What Do You Do For A Living. by Farfalla(f): 7:51am On May 29, 2022

farouk2much:
This is what i do.... And am so proud

I am also proud of you. Keep your head up!

Romance › Re: How A Three Weeks Old Relationship Ended Because Of Magzi Shawarma (photos) by Farfalla(f): 4:18pm On May 21, 2022

Flows001:
Are the stuffs you listed not true? All those ladies that Yahoo boys have been using to cash out once had this entitlement and "I don't roll with broke boys" mentality .
Before you attack me, it's imperative you know that I'm not jobless and I'm in a beautiful relationship with the best Nigerian lady ever, she possesses none of all these common traits you all have, I can proudly tell the world that indeed I'm really in a relationship, not all these business transactions that most of you Nigerian ladies have turned relationship into these days.

Why would I want to attack you? I don't know you, neither am I interested in your love life nor your financial/employment status. I merely made an observation that one can always predict the direction of such threads.

We are total strangers to each other, so how would you know what traits I possess?

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Romance › Re: How A Three Weeks Old Relationship Ended Because Of Magzi Shawarma (photos) by Farfalla(f): 7:43am On May 21, 2022

Threads like these always elicit the same responses. grin

- The Shiloh threats
- The she'll-be-used-for-yahoo-rituals threats
- The insults to girl's father/background
- The broke shaming
- The slut shaming
- The simp shaming
- The age shaming

Round and round we go. grin

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Posting Her Ex Pictures On Her Whatsapp Status by Farfalla(f): 9:25am On May 19, 2022

@ OP,

How old are you?

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Celebrities › Re: Why We Demolished Kpokpogri’s House – FCTA Reveals by Farfalla(f): 7:14pm On May 15, 2022

Thomasankara:
is he a comedian?

A serious-minded comedian.

Celebrities › Re: Why We Demolished Kpokpogri’s House – FCTA Reveals by Farfalla(f): 3:29pm On May 15, 2022

Thomasankara:
I swear craxe people full this forum

GloriousGbola will entertain you from morning till the sun goes down. grin

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Business › Re: Meet Passy, Passyxchange CEO, Offor Paschal Chineme (photos) by Farfalla(f): 3:19pm On May 15, 2022

pocohantas:
Hair like covid? Check

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TV/Movies › Re: Osas Ighodaro Wins Best Female Dressed At AMVCA 2022 Red Carpet by Farfalla(f): 12:52am On May 15, 2022

Osas is really beautiful. kiss

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 12:47am On May 15, 2022

BRATISLAVA:
Lol. I get it. So it's a church event and not a place.

Not exactly a place, but it's hosted at their headquarters in Nigeria (I stand to be corrected).

I also don't think it's a one-day event. It runs for some days (Again, I stand to be corrected).

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 12:22am On May 15, 2022

BRATISLAVA:
NB: these free adverts they give this Shiloh, where exactly is the place

Shiloh is an annual prayer event hosted by Winner's Chapel where believers gather together to meet God and pray for specific needs, offer thanksgiving, etc. It's so big an event, it goes live in all the branches of Winner's Chapel globally.

As with any gathering where believers gather with the expectation of receiving impartation from God, people will obviously attend it with different (usually major) prayer requests. The sick, the unmarried, the married but childless, the poverty-stricken, the japa crew anticipating visa, etc all gather here for intercession against those unpleasant circumstances surrounding their lives.

Among all the believers who attend that spiritual programme, it's the 35-year old "menopausal" spinster that makes the event famous because it has become synonymous to "the place where frustrated single women sojourn to when they've hit rock bottom as they can't find any man to marry them."

Get it?

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Education › Re: I Am Too Old To Still Be In The University by Farfalla(f): 11:01pm On May 14, 2022*

NasCarter:
I am a 28yo medical student still in 400L and i am feeling like i am too old..

My mother did her undergraduate studies in her late 50s. Her sister (my aunt) commenced her undergraduate degree in her early 40s and even proceeded to do an MBA.

After you get your degree and move on to the real world (where you'll be responsible for your family, your staff and your patients), you'll realize that none of the people whose opinions you're worried about now will ever matter in your life. None of them.

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 6:58pm On May 14, 2022*

BRATISLAVA:
LMAO

Most of these men need a slab of marble and chisels to get started on women. They are way too choosy with unrealistic expectations.

They also want Mother Theresa's personality with a manageable dose of schizophrenia. She should be as calm as a dove, help the less fortunate, but should also be crazy enough to liberally raise her middle finger on live TV.

You'd imagine that with age their crazy expectations will get more realistic as it does with women when they get older...but naah. You'll come across a man born in 1974 (do the Math) still demanding that his woman should be a rocket scientist, have J-Lo's shape without surgery, be a Tae Kwon Do black belt and should be able to nurse him back to health after his prostate operation. It will also be an asset if she can fly a helicopter. grin

Their expectations and preferences are not even an issue. It's their business. It's their combinations that amuse me. I don't know which logic makes one to go out in search of a Mother Theresa who twerks for a living or a kind-hearted and compassionate gold digger who donates her blood to the Red Cross society. grin

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 5:40pm On May 14, 2022*

GloriousGbola:
Hey hey hey

I just want my women halal in the streets and haram in the sheets

Is that too much to ask?

As long as you don't demand that she should look like Priyanka Chopra, have Beyoncé's waist-hip ratio, be 19.5 years, not be a liability, and she should also accept to live with you in your face-me-I-face-you shack, demanding that she be halal in the streets and haram in the sheets seems like a very reasonable demand. tongue

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie: I Have Right To Marry As Many Wives As Possible by Farfalla(f): 4:44pm On May 14, 2022

Yul should just shut the hell up and handle his polygamous family in peace.

He should make peace with his decisions and stop talking too much like a man with a pricked conscience.

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie: I Have Right To Marry As Many Wives As Possible by Farfalla(f): 4:37pm On May 14, 2022

candidbabe:

My concern is just that the first wife is more beautiful than the second wife who had birthed two children for another man.

That's your concern? Not the betrayal? Not the public disgrace?

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 4:32pm On May 14, 2022*

advanceDNA:
Mens demand are not much if you ask me..

Most of the time, a man just wants a woman that no other man can can pull her pants...

In which world are men's demands not much? LOL! grin

The same men who want a woman with her own money and property, but she must also not be above 21 years of age?

The same men who want freaky sex from a virgin girl? Or the other lot that demand a homely, God-fearing stripper/twerker.

The same men who lament that modern women have high body count/mileage but cannot stay in a relationship without sex? Yet he cannot use his famed "logic" to reason why the hell do majority of women have "high" mileage? Mileage that he himself contributes to?

The same men who encourage women to keep fit after marriage, but claim that Yul's first wife was too fit and that's why he went for a woman with a fuller body?

The same men who don't want gold diggers, but encourage each other to hustle hard in order to attract these same gold diggers they resent?

The same men who dislike women with kids, but at the same time mock the 27-year old women without kids with chants of 'menopause' (putting into consideration that the Nigerian menopause comes earlier than the rest of the world at 27.5 years)?

You mean these are the people whose demands aren't much? Okay o.

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 2:02pm On May 14, 2022

advanceDNA:
The problem is not about admitting for us.
The problem is the hypocrisy from you women....

Just like you ladies call it hypocrisy for nonvirgin men that say they want virgin women....
we also say you that dont know how the male body works should not be in the position of attacking us that we dont know how your body works..its hypocrisy..we are all not perfect...why cant we just agree on that instead of the entitled mentality

The truth is you women are very demanding..

U want respect, cuddle, love, money, everything, and most of the time u just feel you are entitled to all of these just because you are woman...

Both men and women are entitled.
Both men and women are demanding.

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 11:02am On May 14, 2022

GloriousGbola:
_{there was a megathread on reddit where women discussed how badly porn has fked up males ideas about what constitutes good sex}

This discussion is long overdue.

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 11:01am On May 14, 2022

GloriousGbola:
if you dont lubricate we will cough up phlegm and spit on it.

Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 10:56am On May 14, 2022

advanceDNA:
I get you ..what i dont get is you trying to make my point not fit for the thread...like my point is off..

About eliciting emotions... i wasnt trying to do anything...it was just a random joke...since you said my comment and the thread doesn't match..

U sound like someone that like to explain things a lot...and like someone that makes every dialogue about winning.... i might be wrong...but if im right...i declare you the winner..

Yes, I do tend to get carried away while writing but you better believe me when I tell you that I don't even have half the energy in person.

Without thinking of winning or losing arguments, would it be so difficult if most men just accepted that they do find the female body to be complex and that they really know very little about it? And perhaps be open to learning more instead of bragging that they don't need to?

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Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessings: I Don't Wear Pad Or Pant, I Insert Cotton Wool For My Period by Farfalla(f): 2:30am On May 14, 2022*

Ratchet.

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 2:22am On May 14, 2022

advanceDNA:
oh....I didn't know you are the compliance officer of the thread...

when threads like this start...it always lead to different angles of opinion and a bit of digression...we are not robots at the end of the day..

besides, we are talking about men and women....so i dont think i have derailed as u are trying to paint it...

somehow, it's okay for you to take the threads towards orgasms... but i cant make it about women not knowing how to pleasure their man.....well... whatever works for you...

That Compliance Officer statement is you trying to elicit emotions here.

That aside, I'm not debunking your claim about the existence of women who don't meet your sexual expectations. Obviously they do exist, but I brought up the issue of orgasms in relation to the ignorance of some men concerning women's bodies, or rather, what they think they know about women's orgasms.

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 1:46am On May 14, 2022

GloriousGbola:
you know how difficult it is to insert a usb drive int a pc?

and you wonder why the glorious gbola cant give glorious orgasms

The gbola (glorious or otherwise) isn't a necessity for my orgasms to occur. You can keep your USB drive! grin

I think this orgasm matter requires another thread of its own. A certain dude created a topic some days ago to complain about his fiancée's lacklustre attitude towards sex and what puzzled me were the responses from the men. Never have I come across so much ignorance like I did on that thread. I was too busy at the time to respond, but I'd find myself wincing at their "logical" comments.

Then there was another where a man's wife was supposedly on family planning but was able to donate her eggs to a clinic. It was funny. grin

Small research they won't do.

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Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 12:53am On May 14, 2022*

advanceDNA:
q

it goes both ways.... ur gender also just lie down there, open legs or kneel down thinking that's all that's needed....

many of you can't even ride penís for more than seven seconds... u feel having two boobs and a vagína to insert penís automatically makes the man enjoy sex...

you'll here her say, " what else do men want, I gave him my body"

sure babe.. "I gave you a baseball bat in return naa" ....whatever makes you the victim as usual..

Reasonable(ish) points on a wrong thread.

I mentioned men because that's what the topic is all about - Men and their limited knowledge of the female body.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Cuts Electricity Supply To Finland Over It's Plans To Join NATO (Photos) by Farfalla(f): 12:41am On May 14, 2022

VeryWickedMan:
This war is just revealing how big Russia is.

So imagine Finland, a European country cannot generate its own electricity which means they are on Niger Republic and Benin third world level.

Nigeria is better than a lot of countries but our inferiority complex won't let us see it.

Finland produces electricity from hydropower and thermal energy, not to forget nuclear energy. They do however import electricity from other countries to supplement their own sources of power production.

On another note, while Russia is Finland's biggest importer of natural gas, as with the other Scandinavian countries, they are big on alternative energy and they seem prepared for the eventuality of a no-crude-oil economy. At least that's the impression they create.

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Names Male Contacts On Her Phone Based On Their Private Organ (Pix) by Farfalla(f): 11:29pm On May 13, 2022

Sick!

TV/Movies › Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Farfalla(f): 11:24pm On May 13, 2022

aboyaji:
JOHNNY ENGLISH

Yes, Johnny English Reborn.

Health › Re: Do You Have A Phobia(s)? Mention Here.. by Farfalla(f): 11:22pm On May 13, 2022

1. Fear of public toilets and bathrooms.
2. Fear of snakes.

Health › Re: Men Are Shockingly Ignorant About The Workings Of A Woman's Body (photos) by Farfalla(f): 10:59pm On May 13, 2022*

The worst are the ones who think that all a man needs to do during sex is to insert pénis like a USB drive into a port and fumble about. Later you'll hear him say, "we both enjoyed it."

Sure stallion. Whatever makes you sleep at night.

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TV/Movies › Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by Farfalla(f): 10:41pm On May 13, 2022

Character 1- "Sir, I don't think he's a 'Susan'..."
Character 2 - "But then, you're not a linguist. It's not 'Susan, it's 'Shushan'...."

Character 2 - "He's to give you Timoxeline Barbo... Timoxeline Bobabob.... Timoxeline Barb...he's to give you a drug..."
Character 3 - "Timoxeline Barbebutenol"
Character 4 - "He'll go into the maniac phase any time now.."

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