Persephone1:
Lol I guess they count as big boys in Nl guys dictionaries.

Lol

Persephone1:
The 12 people in a flat? Or the few ones fortune enough to inherit houses . Lol how many ready made men dey Nigeria?

I was actually expecting your first sentence...50 pple in a room.

Persephone1:
How many Nigerian boys are finished products? The ones still schooling or the ones selling windscreen wipers in hold up? Or the ones sweating in Ac to attend to angry customers at banks? Or the ones on Nl 24/7 opening mouth waaa to utter nonsense.

Who is a finished product?

Haha! Take it easy naa

Over Raw ko...Nigga Raw ni.

Irony is...

9jatriot:
Finitto.

For those who do not have power to read, let me paraphrase in pidgin.

The school say Tinubu, the president of Nigeria attend their school and graduate for 1979.

They come add say, they non understand how school when person attend and graduate in 1979 go heip Atiku Abubakar case for election when they do for 2023 for faraway Nigeria. As in school for 1979 and election for 2023, say as an institution of learning say they non understand the correlation.

They con even talk say if non be say na court tell them to provide this information, e for be like say the person wen make de request na werey, otherwise, how you go talk say they case you don close your case for Nigeria but you wan get information when non concern your case but in case of future case. Na so all of una de think for that una country abi na just this Abubakar?

The school con even vex the more con say, what nonsense? What effrontery? How dare you qwestion our criteria for admitting students into our university? what is your business about how we decide to admit our students, IS IT YOUR ADDMISSION? Do you think our school is a local school. Kai, which kind see finish be this? They still say, they agree fully with Tinubu wen talk say the other information wen dem de ask for non concern Atiku. Werda he get gel friend for school o, or he de late come class o or any of those private information non concern the school as they get better things to do with their time. Time wenn dem suppose de use do research they go de uses am attend to nonsense inquiries.

Abeg the letter is very funny that I am almost tempted to think it is fake.

You no be better person.

maasoap:

Business is a risk taken, not only in Nigeria but everywhere.
They raised that money through whatever they have doing successfully before, so I don't think we should still be talking about "washing down the drain" again.

Okay

maasoap:

The same mentality that has put many Nigerians in untold hardships. Imagine you raising 10 million naira and above in this same Nigeria, only to get to UK or USA or Canada and become a beggar!

Then what do you have to say about those who have "invested" 10 million naira and above in Nigeria and everything washed down the drain?
How many businesses are really working out here?

able20:

The people you term bad belle are the people who advised you to weigh options and do proper research about the country before embarking on a journey

It's time they stop rubbing it in when things goes south. Nobody know pass.
People act as if mistakes can't happen with all the "carefulness."

bonnyhope:


People.like bad stories than success stories

Obviously

maasoap:

This is not rejoice, people have been advised against this japa syndrome without knowing what they're getting themselves into

Even if... People are desperate and so mistakes are only natural in cases like these. Everybody must not remain in Nigeria. I've noticed that when it comes to japa topics, the "bad belle" people plenty pass people with good intentions.

Trust Nigerians to rejoice at other people's misfortunes...see comments. SMH...

Always bitter towards others. On Sundays they'll occupy the front seats in church. Wicked souls...

Medicine after death...na now una day break.

Wanted to attend this festival once while serving in Ilorin....I love this!

Congrats NOSE-SA

Oga fry us...we are your puff-puff.
Who go double money for you, then allow u waka comot with just a promise of returning and non of their members followed you?

Things are relatively cheap up North...
Not here in the South-South(Warri especially)...
Na their mouth sharp pass when it comes to telling you one leader is doing better than the other. And wickedness full their belle...

Yeah

Could be pile...

Suya

chatinent:
Where is the slay queen kwanu?

Is it that nwa maid sitting yonder? 🤦

If you see the way these nwa maids dey order for wetin dem serious grandpa cannot buy for them ehn. Na una guys wey dey pick every maggot and pauper for street I blame sha. No bi say dem bi the guy gf or wife o. And if you check, the guy's babe is very clean and more presentable than this nwa maid.


Why then choose maggot over periwinkle?

Their mentality seeing a guy who wants to talk them out using the Chicken Republic date is to make sure dem don rip am at least ₦10k fess so that even if he wipes, dem no lose. Oya mistakenly go to the date with your car, if the plan was ₦10k hit and run, they will decide to increase it to ₦30k hit and may stay small. How do you guys even wipe every nonsense you see! Aren't you concerned of losing your dignity to some street extension..STDs, STIs and self respect! And you females feeling every guy you meet is an opportunity to fill your stomach before he wipes, you really lack wipe manners. Not every mf wants to wipe you!


I say wait for me for Mr Biggs, you don enter inside siddon dey order upandan...dey order Shawarma, Catfish barbecue, cake for your birthday in next three months, four packs of meat pie, not even minding the cup of ice cream you don chop plus the plate of rice, spag, moimoi with egg, another extra egg, turkey and two pieces of towel. Theif, c'mon come out of there osiso! Betrayer! I said wait the fck for me for Mr Biggs junction! That's where we will talk and rate our poverty, lie to each other and dispatch!

Ripper don already drink two plate of goat meat with agidi. These kinds of girls are majorly broke. Spits! I don't even look at them twice?l! Broke mf who are always the first to pop out to rate guys when they've got zero shishi. Now dem never rip you? You dey chop wetin you no fit pay.

Flog am stockfish hook for back make she begin wash plates jare una leave am dey speak English.

Na so one useless girl for school back then they tell me say when I go upgrade my 2005 Corolla to the latest model. Who bi this pastard? E remain small I deck her fixed lashes commot. You know wetin I see before I buy 2005? You know how many nights I starve? Abi you feel say I from rich home? Car wey I suffer buy make I use am too dey run freelance uber after other hustles and school. Girl wey I plan to even manage wey no get shishi...even two square meal dey hard for school, and still come no know book. But she get good character but what the fck is good character when your mentality is a fckery! The disadvantages of her flashed me and I left her and left that moment. She was a weapon fashioned against me!

Like I always say, the only person you should care and buy things for wholeheartedly is your wife or wife-to-be. Others are improper fractions!

Wahala for Aba babes

If it doesn't favor you, you condemn. No b today...
We know how e dey go...

My guy...

SailorUgo:
Right now I have 3 of my friends in my house. I’ve lost my privacy, my foodstuffs don’t last, can’t let my girl visit cus it’d mean telling my guys to excuse me. In fact im currently not at home cuz I need to rest my head from all the talk and…


Sometimes I wonder if I were in their shoes, would they take me in??

Haaaaa...make I no talk o

Everyone makes mistakes. It's human thing...

Not dissapointed as usual. Them don turn am to tribal war
Una no dey tire 4 this Nairaland sef?

I for say...I don restart my phone tire.

AImiron:
Who the fcvk is okoloko?
It's sound like "another man's gbola" in Yoruba

Hahahaha 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

mariahAngel:


@bolded? No lie. 😩

I really wouldn't mind trying the snake tomatoes, as I love trying something new. 😀

Lol...seriously
Just try it you'll enjoy it.

mariahAngel:


I wish I could see the stew made out of it. 😀
How's the taste? Weird or normal?

The first time I tasted it, i went home for weekend. That was like 2 months ago. Mumsy prepared stew with it, I said I won't eat it. But seeing the look of it, I said let me try. Hmmmm...trust me, you can't even tell the difference.
When it's ripe, just remove the seed before blending and per-boil. After buying 6 tomatoes
for 500 my mum grinds and steam it for me, before sending it over.